Runescape's Ultimate 1-99 Attack Guide (Commentary) by NightmareRH

[TorvaDagger]

1. That's a Bronze Sword

2. Ur Crying For That If Any Scammed It

3. That Bronze Sword Is Ur Bank UR LENDED PHAT FROM YOUR MUM FOR THIS GUIDE!

[Samzable1]

this is hilarious wd man

[joshrb46]

love this guide!<3

[SuperNinja4444]

I fucking got 110 att with this guide omfg thx nightmare! :)

[kyzack14]

Thumbs up if u actually followed his guide :)

[Resistenceboi]

hes annoying

[mrwalkerstalker12]

omg not this shit(funny shit) again when im looking for a REAL guide...

[SuperMetalhead1997]

when starts the guide?

[shadowtron5]

omg DUDE YOU ARE MY IDLE BRONZE SWORD BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME LOOK AT THAT XD

[yugiohmania827]

WOW! This is such a great guide. Nightmare you are my idle. Kill 400000 wewomps and use a bunch of shrimp. SO AMAZING!

[goldenrebirth]

"Are you guys ready for another 99 skill guide?!?"

No. kkthxbai.

[XxquaddamagexX]

wow guys try watching his other vids and under stand nightmarerh then watch this video!

[BennoPSN]

Lost all respect in machinima

[idkmynameattall]

so where's the guide????....

[H0BO39]

no comment..

[CodxMasterxJoey]

i knew i'd regret watching this, disliked soon as he swore

[MyTezzz]

im turning volume down when i see nightmarerh in any video's title :D

[BostonTerriers23]

WRONG! Crayfish are the best food to eat! this is a shitty guide you noob! (:

[cadlekid]

holy fuck balls...... made me giggle

[MilitiaMen132]

this guy ruined my respect for machinima....

[xTrinityAngelx]

If you are flaming the guide for "not being a guide," you obviously don't know Nightmare RH.

[t32fresh]

is it bad that when i see the like to dislike on videos i already know who it will be?

[Zentoris]

You're not level 99 in all skills as you said, when you're only combat level 115 ;P

[MrGoldenman63]

that was shit basicly taking the piss

[hellonearth2294]

lol tbh that was pretty funny obviously he isnt serious so if you look at it as a joke its funny dont be serious douchebags

[areyouright123]

the lightsabers are fighting!

[Savageliferaul]

bronze dagger? why you have bronze sword then?

[xFreshClawsx]

Ur not Maxed Smd If u used no food the wewamps will kill you -.-'' and ur p hat is free ur scammed that

[thenewmichaeljakson]

its bronz sword

[runescape3237]

people dont know nightmarerh

[lBlLoolDlLust]

@runescape3237 I know that he's an ass hole who just loves to make fun of people, pretend he's funny, and act like an idiot while cussing constantly for no reason at all like an immature high school kid.

[MrSpanishham]

The guy below me is a stuck up asshole

[ross99909]

NightmareRH is a self obbsessed douchebag who thinks he is funny

[Xboxgamerjojo222]

r u fucking pissed

[MrGtafan44]

how is this rated TV-Y?

[nyle123nyle]

amazing video

[VGOLDBERGV]

lol i love how this video isnt even serious

[ZeProzFTW]

lol weewumbs :D

[sacku999]

i love this guy!!!!!!! so fucking funny



[TheGreenReaperx]

800th Like Lol :D

[Qzardcp]

is this a joke?

[XxshademxX]

heyy fuck you asshole that is my weewamp i want to kill it so leave it alon DAMN IT!!!! lmfaooo

[davidm1198]

No the bronze sword is worth 8bill :O

[kangooRS]

your the most annoying person ever. l2maxmelee.

[dashy50]

@kangooRS how dare you he is a fucking legend YOU GOTA HELL YOU GOTA HELL AND YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xgreatknightx]

@asully3 Yo its a joke dumbass.

[xXloliexlolieXx]

Wow i came here for a guid..

[Firemanx424]

@xXloliexlolieXx a guid on defense? comon kid......

[asully3]

lmao fail if you had 99 in every skill you would be combat level 138

[MegaWondersheep]

i luv weewamps!!!

[MegaWondersheep]

whoops ! more dislikes now :(

[MegaWondersheep]

wow 783 likes/dislikes wow what should i do???

[haloreach238]

Nice

[charizardoreo]

i like it because i know its ment to be a joke

[TheMalinor]

you are so awsome

[PuReeWulfProduction]

you wasted 3:24 minutes and seconds of my life -.- i'm very angry now lol 

[JlsOwner]

lol y is he part of machinima all he does is bitch wich makes his guides suck id rather watch a noob vid without commentary this is just bullshit

[PoppingPOPcans]

disliked your garbage.

[lilbuilderman2011]

Damn wee whomps

[tjmax0123]

770 likes and 770 dislikes! witch one will i choose gawd did it get hot in here? i need a drink o ohh gawd im having a panic attack

[MrDeathbycowz]

some one put it up one, so i disliked

[turtle071499]

who saw the ad of smosh

[MrdDanSlaven]

the likes and dislikes are both 766, no one rate!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElderTanks]

Not everyone likes to get trolled Nightmareh =\

[ZombieTEC]

I wanted a 1-99 attack guide not 1-99 how to watch a complete douche guide

[celynmorgan]

wow i just got called a motherfucker by a dadyfucker what is this world coming to

[Zestydoritios]

Those are more like ronnie from the jersey shore bro..

[PedoHDx]

haha his funny

[zeptakon]

lol i no longer like you you swear to much and you call us names :'(

[HOTnoCHOCOLATE]

1st vid i watched of urs and i guess its the last.

[chasedown25]

ok then ass hole fucking stop klling that it is my wee womp!!!!!!!!!

[teddypsn]

lol wtf i was actually looking for a guide

[Bl00dyCl00d]

I HAVE 99 IN ALL STATS PRAYER AND STUFF SHOW 75 

[jaffas333]

Thats not a bronze dagger..

[shadow8167]

Nice vid I just wish I had 75 attack and 5 mill so then I can wield the weapon strong enough to kill a god… the GODSWORD just wish I could

[GTA4fanatic118]

lol i love nightmarerh

[DutchBiertje]

The advert is even better then this..

[CdubSkrillz]

Ya kill them fucking wiiiiwomps. This shit just tickles my pickle. Cant get enough! 

[BlackMethuzela]

jesus fucking christ...he was funny the first time i seen his videos, now all he does is ramble on and shout about useless shit, it's not funny anymore...

[TheBadBloodX]

wow stop fucking rambling about stupid and stop talking like a fucking drunk prick and get on with the totorial like jesus christ

[Zamscimitarprod]

this is the dumbest, biggest waste of fuckingg time.

[iCrAcKhEaDzZx]

Haha that motherfuckers crazy!!!!!

[swedeheart68]

someone hit dislike. it'll make the like bar even

[celynmorgan]

just call all ur fans mother fuckers like u know...

[SacreligousTurkey]

as i bit the remaining tip off, i quickly ripped the forskin around it, then i sucked out the pipes like noodles. now how do i do the nuts? TELL ME PEOPLE! TELL ME!!!!!!!

[weerstoned]

Ur a fucking retard, damn all ur vids suck !

[younow123qwer]

... where is the guide

[xxchrisxx20]

Year and a half later ge doesnt have 1 combat skill over 90 rofl.....

But does have 110000000 fletching xp lol

[ZombieR01]

Wow nice ending... Anyway I did what u said "that's my fucking weewomp u asshole I wanna fucking kill it so leave it alone damnit" then I got banned cuz it turned out I said that to jagex...

[DrakeofWow]

Um....is he high?

[BrookRsPk]

NightamreRH isn't even 99str even today hahah

but hes still a legend ^^

[desirasol]

well i have a good method... kill chickens for ohhh 104 days straight without taking a piss,eating, or sleeping :) then youll have about 99 attack and 2.5m+

Lol i love your vids

[elliotsvideos]

lolololol 

[inkybuilder]

Thanks for the guide! I got 99 in less than 1 minute using this!

[yourmotherspawn]

Wow ty bro 99att in about 400days ! :)

[neoXXquick]

his video's are just useless..he thinks he is funny actually he falls out like moron.. just my comment..

[brockatschool]

Thanks man this really helped

[cavorpa]

40kxp/h i try it

[jacobvoxtrup]

Very helpfull!



[AppelJaxMan]

Um...this was an awful guide?

[KatDaSquirrelHD]

How the hell is this rated TV-Y

[AllStar5657]

haha nightmare i love you :P

[MINIMALRAGE]

im gonna go to weewomps and say that to somebody!

[DemonTraven]

funny guy xD

[runescape3237]

LMFAO nightmarerh doesnt have 99 attack

[Mrclonetrooper2]

sure you are all level 99 but 115 combat...

[MrPascal16]

i got my attack to 99 at hills..

[bdrules108]

OMG THIS WORKED LIKW A CHARM

LOL

[HazzaripHD]

@bdrules108 u laiz

[B1gg1esmall5]

lol yes gotta kill the weewamps with your bronze sword! i use a bronze sword and fuck shit up at the weewamps!!



[kinglucas32]

hahaha this guy is sooo funny

[tech1probop]

what if we cant afford bronze sword?

[1skywalker14]

LOL bronze dagger XD

[MozleyEsley]

Thumbs up if you thumbed this down

[MeHesHovMe]

I hate this guy cus he curses alot

[minkagalindo]

I want a bronze sword :(

[chasecrisman97]

he does not have 99 attack he hase 89 lol butt i need his smoke so hay!!!1

[puttie30]

They're not called Hill giants. They are called weewamps!! XD

[YupImTorr]

suck his balls more plz

[TheObsidianProject]

dear nightmarerh you have THE BEST TUTORIALS AND VIDEOS FOR RUNESCAPE :D

[codester294]

U killed my weewamps!

[BMTHnigeh]

you wanna pick these up to buy more shrimp lol

[nildo01394]

Shrimp are prety good soloed Corp with a yak and Inv full of em!

[solarwile]

LMAO

[JACKKiXi]

I keep dieing at weewomps :(

[MrTimhiebert]

lmfao no 99s and try to make a guide... thumbs down lol

[dambacrew]

@MrTimhiebert clearly you dont know nightmarerh, this guide is clearly a joke, hes a skiller lol and has like 11 99's, check out his channels hes acctually pretty good.

[HiJaredMilton]

And this vid is a joke... chillax.

[HiJaredMilton]

The dislikes is from the people who know he doesn't have any 99 combat stats -.-

[HU4evs]

um no u dont have all of them to 99...your hp is 86 your prayer is 75 and summoning is 72 fail... and fuck yo weewomps XD

[HiJaredMilton]

@HU4evs It's a joke. HE doesn't have any 99 combat stats. He's a fucking funny skiller on crack.

[warxbunnyx]

Add me? HAHA.

[spicyricecherryberry]

No offense or anything, but u say "OH MY GOD!" at the start of EVERY video.

i love your vids, but im just sayin

[TheBigMallo]

fuck you assholes this is my weewomp!

ahahahaahhahahaha

[mayhem780]

Thumbs up if im a faggot.

[GamerG0d1337]

@mayhem780 At least you admit that you're a raging homosexual.

[daza360360360]

@gizmos0123 lol i have 4 partyhats

[whiteghostgamer]

omg happyduck, its a joke. not a real guide douche

[happyduckist]

1-99 attack guild? wtf dickhead this is worst guild ever

[kkaratekidd95]

@happyduckist lol this is supposed to be a joke....you obviously don't understand that nor have you seen other vids by nightmarerh

[happyduckist]

@kkaratekidd95 dude ur chinese shut up

[kkaratekidd95]

@happyduckist lol? i'm not Chinese....just because i do karate doesn't make me Chinese. And karate is Japanese. over 20 million people around the world practice some form of karate and they all aren't of Asian origin. and even if i'm Chinese it doesn't change anything....

[MrGotBankProds]

See you guys later, Bye.

*takes another hit*

[em0death4]

XD this is funny

[Inesta033]

Ur language offends me! :(

[eXviTal]

YOUR VIDEOS SUCK! YOU ARE A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN AND YOU LOOK LIKE PEEWEE HERAMAN! GET A FUCKING LIFE!

[ArchivezProductions]

@eXviTal He's a marine.

[Imonaboat64]

@eXviTal its not heraman its herman

[zag374]

nooooooooooo there was no hooba hooba dance :(]

[HugoHimselfVids]

All People That Dislike This Dont Know NightmareRH..

[ioirnman7]

how about a seriouse guide pls?

[appa828]

dont do it like nightmare he sucks

[iBlazedAce]

He is the most weirdest low life I have ever seen, he has an orgasm everytime he makes a new video he boasts more then a pornstar and he is more excited of runescape then girls. Seriously dude get a grip

[ninjamind]

Guys, calm down. xD It's not supposed to be uber-serious.. It's funny. :3 I laughed, anyways...

[SuperSlim555]

if you'd be a little fucking quieter, i might watch your video.

[Zacharrysison]

My favorite runescape video ever

[davidm1198]

Thanks for the info for the bronze sword I went pking with it and I lost 2 party hats

[davidm1198]

Thanks for the info about the bronz s

[h8everyonee]

Why the fuck do you get payed? You're honestly the most annoying person ever

[daza360360360]

i am level 138 runescape and i dont use a sword, i use my fists and hit higher than you

[rsrsrise]

where can i find this "bronze dagger"...

[hearattack]

"The best sword on runescape, the bronze daggeer..." He's using bronze sword :O

[Zerker4rs]

"I am a master of runescape, I have everything to 99"

"look combat level 115 lol"



[l0dgey]

he has been snorting some funky shit

[wewilfght4ev]

dude get this kid off machinima he is a f**king retard

[yaya8122348]

@ezzindahouse lol

[EzzInDaHouse]

@blogzify fuck off hes awesome he could drop u with his 8gp sword any day xD

[MrNappy1221]

I love you xD best guide ever xD

[blogzify]

worst guide evaaar.

[Owhammy]

omg this guy is soooooo funny

[deathlock163]

Hey everyone, this is a really good guide to be honest. I'm trying to get someone's name out. He makes some really good guides, and his videos only have 40-200 views if that. Check out his channel. Find it by searching Ageofnoobs, and you should be able to find it.

[gnomesparky]

This guy? Haters nightmare is trying to get ppl who don't play rs to buy shrimp (if they play) he is so funny it is just a joke

[JagooN19982711]

???

[ThePariahVideos]

i think this guy would be better if he just left us stuff to read rather than having to listin to his anoyying voice i wonder if this kid thinks its kool to yell and curse? i bet his mother doesnt let him do it at home so he vents doing this :3

@ThePariahVideos fuck off hes awsome lol