Boy Gets Bionic Hand

[JackieSchuster]

This guy likes Toby Turner

[workingclassmf]

we make these all day long. touch bionics is the mercedes of prothetics. check us out bro. this is real, and the people we help are real as well. be well.

[scoobycorndog]

This is fake, that's not a real hNd

[xivlia]

il cut my dick off just to get a bionic dick! with extendible capabilities....

[Angel4MediaZz]

what about a bionic dick AWESOME

[NuclearOat]

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

[XtremeVideoReviewer]

Its so slow, in movies they are stronger and faster than the human hand and this real one is weaker and slower. Technolohy needs to improve to suit our wanted ways.

[TheDannyRulez]

@XtremeVideoReviewer Then do something about it you faggot. Those are movies, not real life, and why the fuck would we give a teenage boy super strength?

[dafirenze117]

i dont catch a ball everyday. i play videogames, as soon as they make a bionic hand that can play videogames then ill chop off my shit.

[HateburnTheCremator]

He should of crushed the ball.

[1pennyD]

now can you master bate with it is the true question for guys.....

[heterogeneoushuman]

Go Go gadget Love machine.

The Girls will love it.

[BeepimajeepBeep]

not nearly as strong as a normal hand, and not nearly as coordinated.

[J61294]

@BeepimajeepBeep Although better than no hand, eh?

[randomgamer666]

i may need a bionic leg

[addonmaniac12]

Bionic commando , next you'll see people launching they're grapple hooks on lamposts swinging about XD

[MultiCrash32]

That is super cool Man.

[CaII0fDutyBIack0ps]

@MultiCrash32 Its not so cool it looks like. My friend have it and he hates his life for that, becouse he cant do so much things he did before, he cant play video games. thats why

[MultiCrash32]

@CaII0fDutyBIack0ps Say to your friend that life is amazing also without videogames. ;-) In a couple of years he will have a superbionic hand and all girls will love that.

[CaII0fDutyBIack0ps]

@MultiCrash32 I Bet if u got a bionic arm, you would cry for a new real hand -.-"

[TheDannyRulez]

@CaII0fDutyBIack0ps "OH GOD I CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES, MY LIFE IS SO HARD!!!"

[TheDarkfire12345]

do u have to charge it??

[monomies441]

how much did that thing cost

[nfreson]

clip your fingernails dude!

[gokuusf]

every vid like this has kids making masturbation jokes lol

[wtfronsson]

TIME TO FAP

[MrJonJuda]

uh...in about 50 years...people will be cutting their shit off just to get one

[INWMI]

@MrJonJuda idd, why stay whit weak human arms if u can improbe it!

[syluxerian]

@INWMI you could also improve your spelling ;)

[lUnseenSniperl]

@MrJonJuda cant say im not tempted

[shoulderollHD]

@MrJonJuda LMFAO.

real talk

[kaiyne316]

@MrJonJuda They won't be cutting them off, they will be having them amputated. (chuckles) But hell yeah  but I want one step better. Give me the Crysis Suit.

[MrJohannson]

@MrJonJuda

The year

is 2027

[FieryRivers]

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man!

[gokuusf]

@FieryRivers we can make him faster, stronger!

[darkawakening01]

Human Revolution.

[TKisforreal]

....BIONIC COMMANDO This is truly the end of mankind as we know it.

[5150MANNYFRESH]

i wonder if he can light a bong toke with that hand 

[tecEErbe]

OMG such videos makes me think how amazing humanity can be :]

[hypersteven101]

He'd better practice with a hotdog first, ya might rip yer' dick off...

[NYAAanAHHSAH]

Thumbs up if you thought that the green ball was an apple...

[Junfo]

1:15 look at the fingers!

hmm smells like fake to me!

[gixGI7]

Turbo-Fap Enabled.

[ShredSurfSkateRepeat]

the most important thing that they didnt mention is whether or not he can crack his fingers.. crucial 

[6footginger]

Greetings Anakin Skywalker.

[03iamhopeless]

i feel bad about it. I wanted to show this video to my parents but they pissed me off and went to watch tele instead. and they have the awful gut to tell me that i troll on the net and i'm bad.

[RegalNiner]

He had to use his other hand to help him pick the cup up with his bionic hand... Kind of defeats the purpose don't you think??

[musicdragon966]

no one would dare to mess with him

[afromarco005]

it wold be even more awesome with artificial skin!

[lamoboy]

it would be funny if he did the middle finger thingy

[shadowsai3]

@lamoboy lmfao 

[MoustachedMelon]

@cmwmson Yes I am

[themrdannyphantom]

auch un ni&o con mano dura..;)

[Rhysmorgan1997]

in the matter of ten seconds everyone thought of wanking am i right

[VaginaBallsDick]

male kat.

[MrGTinc]

i wonder if it would hurt if he punched someone in the face with it....

[sickwititty]

Hmm looks like Jax illegitamate son to me

[jameel969]

LUKE SKYWALKER?!?!?!

[hxnncht]

Here come the masturbation jokes...

[gyronachoman]

First thing I'd do with it is punch someone as hard as I could. That thing would be awesome in a fight.

[MoustachedMelon]

im his brother!

[cmwmson]

@MoustachedMelon no ur not



[aldomovielovers]

just put sum lotions on it

[TheFirstMuffinMan]

I know this guy IRL, he is the most awesomest person ever and is also a brony.

For anyone who wants to know, he has a channel at /user/carlosthellama. He played Amnesia with 1 hand.

[wolfden112]

and so human revolution ges further every day

[ra2yuri4]

BUT WILL IT FAP!?

[kincat14]

13 desgraciados no les gusta que los demas resiban vienes

[Scorpion573]

my question is does it have lots of force and how do you use it? for example like crushing a can of soda and when you work out/ grow do you have to get it removed and people work on it to make it bigger or whut?

[CarlostheLlama]

@Scorpion573 I go to the centre every year to get the arm piece checked out/replaced :) The hand itself is quite strong, although the hand itself stops tightening the grip if it feels like its crushing something

[blackpaint123]

im 14 and my name is matthew O_O

[MarkQP]

BIONIC ARM

[Bluemansonic]

How much is it?!

[CarlostheLlama]

@Bluemansonic Total cost+week in Scotland for training = £35,000

[oModernWarfare3o]

WANK MAN WANK

[adventururer]

Time to masturbate

[drmikeyking1]

skynet



[tatibald]

Deus ex!!! :D

[bombaya85]

But will it blend?

[Didiandhissister]

he looks like bing from tomska...

[thecreativeoneosx10]

attatch blades grow a beard and wear sunglasses = low level adam jenson

[ryanbogaerd]

dont fuck with him or he will break your neck

[imelroy]

I like his accent.

[test123ok]

Im sure the girls would be crazy about this ;)

[samzachbros]

Try with a hotdog first. Don't wanna rip your dick off.

[XShadowOfFateX]

thats soo AWESome!! imagine in 20 years...DEUS EX implants or some of this shit!!

[DooshFacey]

Ican get a plastic glove too...

[Rider0fLightning]

Can he crush stuff with it?

[cLouDub1]

he didn't ask for this...

[Televersity]

must be interesting when he's spankin the monkey....!

[FreeButtSex]

@Televersity I think that would rip his dick off. 

[deadcell47]

@FreeButtSex and the thing about that hand is it has a "censor grip" where if it feels like the item is slipping it grand tighter. they are alright hands. when they first came out they had several bugs in them. they were trying to beat the Michelango hand. also if you want to see a sweet hand check out the luke are.

[tomchch]

@FreeButtSex unless he also have a bionic dick

[kevinfactor1984]

You people are funny making different comments

[TheNoobKiller100]

GUNSLINGER TF2 BABEH!!

[PrimeConsciousness]

The U.S. government wouldn't even fund stitches to close a severed hand wound...LoL.

[ThePredatordark]

Deus Ex... AUGS!

I bet he never asked for this

[piraat6666]

GROOVY

[DennisXCXC]

Welcome to the future.

[MrMorrisMoss]

0:56 ... We ALL know what this teenage guy means by this ;) *fap* *fap* *fap*

[cb7pwn]

fuck it, once this tech is perfected, im cutting off BOTH my hands and gettin me some of these!

[AlphaProductions18]

imagine jacking with that....mmm

[Jonathankoontz]

I never asked for this

[BrilliantlyIdiotic]

It reminds me of Fullmetal Alchemist. <3

[sulacomarine]

It's Kat's great great great great great grandfather (like if you get it)

[cundcund]

Fuck yeah!

[BeastPwnyfilms]

i never asked for this

[TheTechBite]

If he was a nigger they would give him a piece of shit and shape it like an arm.

[ThePwnedsouthpark]

poor him, he cant play video games very well :(

[idntshagsheep]

You just know within a week he took that baby for a test drive ;)

[TheDkMovie]

@idntshagsheep Too soon.

[DaLooseGoose11]

@idntshagsheep um WOW LOL youtube commenters...gotta love em

[N2B814]

@idntshagsheep And then told the producers of Big Bang Theory. XD

[Narsuaq]

@idntshagsheep Aha, I know what you're saying you minx you. XD

[llucio789]

@idntshagsheep He ripped it off, you know what i mean.

[SuckerGamer]

@idntshagsheep  eww...

[prinskarim]

@idntshagsheep hahahahah good one

[DRGIZMO29]

he never ask for this

[dgdhqgdyukqud]

@DRGIZMO29 oh yeah

[123456789shift]

is the hand very powerful like in movies? can he crack nuts with it?

[sialuab]

can you swim with it?

[ExploringBeyond]

not the most exiting prosthetic that i've seen but it looks like an affordable replacement hand unlike other super precise ones that are over $100k

[INaneek]

i bet he likes jerking off with it ahahaa

[PolyIDe]

@INaneek totally what i thought haha

[buddyeagle]

I wish my friend Roberto have one.

[ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr]

Damn, swag.

[kknay]

LORD VADER!!!!!

[mawowtube]

13 people wonder why he chose a bionic hand over a fleshlight

[eueueuo]

Hmm...should respond as fast as a part of your body...

[CarlostheLlama]

@eueueuo true, although motors themselves are much slower ;)

[AnddoClimax]

MY VISION IS AUGMENTED 

[granolanutpunch]

He'll have a very satisfied girlfriend someday.

[kyle3420]

Next he should learn how to operate nail clippers with that bionic hand

[joeroughley125]

when does he change his name to Adam Jenson?

[skwekamolfk]

i would give my left arm for this

[aTastyCookie]

Augmented. rhrh

[VkyleV]

Imagine him in Jiu Jitsu. TRY HANDLING A 200 POUND GRIP TO THE NECK MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[DarthVuvuzealous]

watch out- he's some kind of mech

[SosChilla]

I would cut off my hand just for this.

[Sirtwinkie]

augmented

[supersnake1599]

Cool, but can you pick your nose?

[UNxForGotTeNN]

FAKE!

hehe.

[Buddhabright]

One day...rocket fist.

A man can dream.

[gillettecrackers]

Vibrate mode?

[PlebScrubber]

14 year old boy gets a bionic hand?

he's in for some serious self lovin

[NeonTheClan]

what happens when he grows out of them

[peaceloveandpie]

this is wonderful

[MatuteBull]

do you use PS3?

[DoomWagonOfDeath]

My hand is augmented.

[AlastorGX]

@DoomWagonOfDeath BIONIC ARM!!!

[ubercharged95]

He never asked for this

[TheEpongeMan]

I'll cut my hand tomorow 

[callmeconny]

@TheEpongeMan wtf?

[nickf210]

how much did that cost... an arm and a leg? bah!

[MarcothePhoenix]

its darth vader

[Zac2thePenn]

can he jack off with it

[syyyyyke]

give me ur stronge hand!!!!!!!!!

[universalxbeing]

Very interesting. They will just get more and more usable in the future. At some point, limb loss won't be much of a problem anymore.

[chunkymilk]

Ghost in the Shell here we come.

[undeadsecret]

what i would like to know is after some use and getting used to, would you be able to allow the bionic hand to react faster? and adapt to your living capabilities??

[Deathbringer99699]

skynet.. -_-

nuff said

[stalinisnumber2]

This is why you don't inbreed.

Silly british people, they never learn.

[6000NoobTube]

What does it run on?

[sagorevach]

hey, show some empathy, jerks. bravo for racing team

[xxxandersxxx787]

i dont know what to do with out my left hand :(

[K1NG0FH4RT5]

As he gets older he jest mite get some upgrades for it.

Think about it..... with a realy good upgraded hand you could crush almost anything or pick up some of the most fragile stuff in the world and not brake it!!!

[TheMagicRobot]

if i had a hand like that i would install retractable claws.

[doofus8812]

Why are they airing videos of Jax as a child?

[alwayshc13]

@doofus8812 jax?

[doofus8812]

@alwayshc13 Jax Briggs :)

[MsohaibM]

اختراع جميل ^_^

[uropepyaka]

Luke, i am ur father!

[Surpalago]

How could I lose? I've got a bionic arm!

title should be rich kid ge