Kelly has a flat ass, straight hips, box waist and man shoulders. Is she like Chyna, both male and female? Her tummy tuck and liposuction battle wounds make her stomach deformed.
Booooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiing. What a waste of time! The comments she makes are so mundane...so boring...I mean she has a ten minute convo about hoops. She just babbles and babbles about nonsense. If I have to hear about wear you CAN NOT wear hoops one more time I'm going to barf. She always tries to coin phrases like kelly land and my god that is just so boring. Who cares about kelly land. What is interesting about anything in regards to her. Man...she has to be the most boring lady.
She is very intelligent and also has led a very eventful life even before her marriage into money. Seadoos, riding and jumping horses, she is down to earth, loves her kids, and yes, she is nutty, freaky, a bit crazy, relaxed in any venue. There is an aweful lot going on in her head and it would take a while for someone to diagnose her, but there is something going on that a bit of meds might help out with.
I think it is more of a case of the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. Or she has 2 brains one`s lost and the other is out trying to find it. News flash she won`t find it.
Kelly keep it up I think you are a legend in your own mind....................get help I think they have medication for this................Go Bethenny
Zip it. No one cares. No one cares what you do. Gummy bears and lollipops. Satchels of gold. I really really don't drink. Ever. I like to drink beer. I really really don't do one night stands. Ever. Bethanny is a ho bag. I really really don't like to talk bad about people. Bethanny tried to kill me and she talked bad about my kids. I don't care what she does. Not chef. Cook. I need a time out. Anyone want a gummy bear? I want you to zip it.
Kelly-land? If she says " like " in one sentence more than ten times again I will pull my hair out. On the other hand, I am watching aren't I?! It's akin to watching a train wreck and she ought to give it up for her kids sake.
KELLY, ENOUGH TRITE FOOLISHNESS!! GET YOUR PEPTO BISMOL BOOTS DOWN TO A HOSPITAL AND VOLUNTEER!!! Stop feeding into the phoniness of NY Society & give something back!!
Can't you tell she's going to be a very mean and scary old lady one day? Plus, what the hell is with those boobs? Put a 'brar' on, as Jill says. These two boobs are running away in opposite directions and need to be harnessed in order to stay on straight. Not 'cute'.
What a group of pathetic, self absorbed, morons! To think they consider themselves elites when in all reality they need pschyotherapy and to spend the night in jail - happy the cops hauled that horrid woman off - and what about that eye-shawdow on that guy - Puleeze!
She is out of her mind. It makes me laugh to see how much she values herself. Talking in the third person and acting like she is 14 yrs old. She looks to be in her late 40's; I think it is time that she grew and acted her age. It is tough to lose your looks, but it happens to all.
I can't stand this chick. I have an issue with people who refer to themselves in the third person or in this case, have created their own place (ie. Kellyland,) or people who live a pointless existence.
i wish you wouldhave photgraphed the arrest and not just run outside as they were putting her in the police car. not on the ball. because acording to the daily news it was a mad scene
OH MY GOSH LOOK AT HER CHEST????? TOO SKINNY, I GUESS SHE DOESN'T EAT, VERY UNHEALTHY LOOKING
ThePHYL 6 months ago
Kelly has a flat ass, straight hips, box waist and man shoulders. Is she like Chyna, both male and female? Her tummy tuck and liposuction battle wounds make her stomach deformed.
MisterFreaky2000 7 months ago
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICE KELLY TALKS TOO FAST AND IS HYPER????? SOUNDS LIKE SHE TAKES SOME STIMULATE..........
ThePHYL 6 months ago
this just proves that a little $ is truly a non sequitur.
mwmoregon003 10 months ago
wait... so liquor and wine can be served at gallery openings in manhattan and brooklyn and not the hamptons?
boozehoundbarbie 11 months ago
Typical cops....
erinandrichard420 11 months ago
i hate her, go team Bethenny
Justice9397 1 year ago
Booooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiing. What a waste of time! The comments she makes are so mundane...so boring...I mean she has a ten minute convo about hoops. She just babbles and babbles about nonsense. If I have to hear about wear you CAN NOT wear hoops one more time I'm going to barf. She always tries to coin phrases like kelly land and my god that is just so boring. Who cares about kelly land. What is interesting about anything in regards to her. Man...she has to be the most boring lady.
Nicbookworm29 1 year ago
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like, like, like she is a complete like crazy like idiot and she can wear like loop earrings for that. byeeeee!
stew7479 1 year ago
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stew7479 1 year ago
She is very intelligent and also has led a very eventful life even before her marriage into money. Seadoos, riding and jumping horses, she is down to earth, loves her kids, and yes, she is nutty, freaky, a bit crazy, relaxed in any venue. There is an aweful lot going on in her head and it would take a while for someone to diagnose her, but there is something going on that a bit of meds might help out with.
Hotincal38 1 year ago
I think it is more of a case of the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead. Or she has 2 brains one`s lost and the other is out trying to find it. News flash she won`t find it.
Kelly keep it up I think you are a legend in your own mind....................get help I think they have medication for this................Go Bethenny
tazdvl0713 1 year ago
Hate her or not, the woman does live a very charmed life.
porterhouse1974 1 year ago
what a drag queen
flamerabbit1987 1 year ago 3
She has her brain full of bubbles.
MrCruzFL11 1 year ago
this is your brain on drugs
goodywin 1 year ago
why why why- does she speak
ecochicksmom 1 year ago
This is a good example of a little fame making a moron certifiable. Help me!
lisamegachewy 1 year ago
Zip it. No one cares. No one cares what you do. Gummy bears and lollipops. Satchels of gold. I really really don't drink. Ever. I like to drink beer. I really really don't do one night stands. Ever. Bethanny is a ho bag. I really really don't like to talk bad about people. Bethanny tried to kill me and she talked bad about my kids. I don't care what she does. Not chef. Cook. I need a time out. Anyone want a gummy bear? I want you to zip it.
BumbleBeeBeeze 1 year ago
She is so stuck on her self. She's nice looking,but No! brain.
lumpear1 1 year ago
nut job
bilo5705 1 year ago
your tits look weird they are too muscular u should get some breast implants
HighStatuz 1 year ago
kelly u r an idiot and ur nothing without the besimon name Ur a sad person just sad LOL
hairking1981 1 year ago
MIAMI IS THE BEST !!!!
lacongerasambera 2 years ago
kelly can name drop all he wants because the truth came out during the reunion of Real Housewives of NYC...Kelly has no real friends.
It must suck to be so unliked.
borsa66 2 years ago 3
urghhhh
brigitte00767 2 years ago
There is really really like no way that this like woman is like 40ish.
rudydykas 2 years ago
Kelly-land? If she says " like " in one sentence more than ten times again I will pull my hair out. On the other hand, I am watching aren't I?! It's akin to watching a train wreck and she ought to give it up for her kids sake.
rudydykas 2 years ago 3
Did she say she lives in Kelly-land? More like Psycho-land.
She can't wear hoops on a horse. They shoot horses, don't they?
oceena 2 years ago
terrible breast implants :s
nailposh3 2 years ago 2
gringos are so silly
denisefan 2 years ago
I wanna gag...god she is sooo stomach turning! YAWNNNNNN
clicheba 2 years ago 12
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goldengirl67 2 years ago 2
She never went to CU, I can attest to that.
iammandymoore 2 years ago
her chest looks weird... like a guys!!
anniepunk666 2 years ago
"The juxtaposition and the foil is really like what makes my life unusual and comical and fun."
Is that even English?
Scott89119 2 years ago 2
blah blah tele blah
LIXO88 2 years ago
KELLY, ENOUGH TRITE FOOLISHNESS!! GET YOUR PEPTO BISMOL BOOTS DOWN TO A HOSPITAL AND VOLUNTEER!!! Stop feeding into the phoniness of NY Society & give something back!!
Broughmo 2 years ago 2
IT'S A MMMMAAAN BBBBABY11111
kittygirl9034 2 years ago
kellyland??? please...i am really really glad i dont live there!!! eesh......
bfresh377 2 years ago 5
"the juxtposition and the foil" wow, look at me I'm soooooooo smart.
shellibai 2 years ago 9
Can't you tell she's going to be a very mean and scary old lady one day? Plus, what the hell is with those boobs? Put a 'brar' on, as Jill says. These two boobs are running away in opposite directions and need to be harnessed in order to stay on straight. Not 'cute'.
dixiebelladonna 2 years ago 4
What a group of pathetic, self absorbed, morons! To think they consider themselves elites when in all reality they need pschyotherapy and to spend the night in jail - happy the cops hauled that horrid woman off - and what about that eye-shawdow on that guy - Puleeze!
TheFab19460 2 years ago 5
She is out of her mind. It makes me laugh to see how much she values herself. Talking in the third person and acting like she is 14 yrs old. She looks to be in her late 40's; I think it is time that she grew and acted her age. It is tough to lose your looks, but it happens to all.
mortonsalt18 2 years ago 4
mortonsalt, yes it surely does. The woman is a nutcase....I marvel at how self absorbed she is and so self important! It's Kellyland!! Bonkers!
agelesswondr7 2 years ago 2
I can't stand this chick. I have an issue with people who refer to themselves in the third person or in this case, have created their own place (ie. Kellyland,) or people who live a pointless existence.
Caro448 2 years ago 5
that lady is a bitch anyway fuckit she always was screaming at someone when i went by and me for skateboarding dumb bitch
bmak31493 3 years ago 4
What bit*h. Why doesn't she get a permit? Looks to me it was all her fault.
Ehxc7 3 years ago
i wish you wouldhave photgraphed the arrest and not just run outside as they were putting her in the police car. not on the ball. because acording to the daily news it was a mad scene
giffey10 3 years ago
Some bribe didn't get paid.
RandallFlaggNY 3 years ago