SOCKS

[29JLyon]

What i do is wear all of the socks i own 24/7 never taking them off

[WayneACB]

Thanks a lot! The fact that i'm wearing dirty socks didn't bother me all day until now, and now i can't find the socks I got for Christmas...

[SerinaLachance]

Peeved. <3

[amba098]

Jerry! I guess you will have to just get me out of his eyes!

[lilphotogeek]

Olan, this video just cracked me up! In our house growing up the dryer always seemed to eat one of the socks leaving one an orphan so my mom had an "orphan sock bin" as she called it. After awhile though if the matches never turned up, all the orphan socks went to my mom's class to be used as dry-erase rags. Thanks so much for your video, it really made me laugh and it reminded me of home.

[wizardmaster4]

sock you very hard jerry!

[randoomchick]

omg! that is what happens to me all the time!!!! but my sister always ends up with them

[AustinProStatus]

"Jerry, just get the scumbag out of the crap of my eyes!"

[Grnd91]

Forgive me for being scientific and logical, but technically the socks are "alive", or at least alive in the sense that there is life living on the socks them selves. From bacteria (both good and bad kinds) to fungus, the socks would be brimming with life. Whether or not that life can actually get up and walk off, or attract some kind of demon troll thing or what have you is up to your ideas on why your socks mysteriously dissapear. That was my nerdism for today.

[Jm33Cradd]

Mashed Potatos

[CoheedAndCalcium]

im addicted to the new sock drug

[Fr3nchHornMonst3r]

haha. I thought I was the only one that magically lost socks. ha.

you said boughten. xD

[SpecialFxKid]

"I saw hooves!" lol

[ratatemysandwich]

i wish i had a new pair of socks to wear every day... i might be addicted... I need more socks!!

[Squigglez88]

Ikr.I'm missing socks all the time.one time I blamed my brothers friend.;-P and everyone believed me!!!!

[TbestiaC]

DUDE IKR!?!?! I've bought like 2 pairs of 12 packs in the last month. I have three pairs now.

[ddawgz34]

my question for you olan is...have you found your socks in random places like 2 weeks later?

[drummer4life2014]

1:48 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL



[laurenluvstexas24]

The sock monkey fairy houses them.

[MrLilSkittle]

im gonna buy new socks now

[sigoron2]

What an annoying voice

[TheTreeFever]

u can see a kid staring at him 0_0

[Etrian2]

Don't worry, around the end of the average human life span a portal will open up right before your eyes and you will be reimbursed for all those missing socks. The alternate dimension of missing laundry socks is sentient and realizes that where one life ends another begins. Thus the cycle renews its self and another person is plagued with mysterious vanishing socks.

[TBreezyP]

This video is like, the story of my life.

[rageboyRM]

I love the Zelda music in the background.

[rayneavenger312]

olan

i love how the dislikes are nearly imperceptible on ur like-dislike ratio bar

thing...

:D

ppl must b cared to troll on you

[ColonelTaters]

Justin Beeber is a sock troll

[lulularae]

I believe that starscream called all of the cats in the universe and they all use their inner powers to cast every matching sock into moridor thus no matching socks either that or some one stole them to sell them and use the money to buy legolas's cookies :D

[ggraceb16]

I love all of Olans videos. Best youtuber EVER! <333

[TheDrpepper127]

house hippos, that's where they go. find your house hippo... you find your socks ! 

[EVPpsycho]

Its the Velcro Apes, of course.

[jizzonlizz]

d00d, it's the gnomes reselling them to you. Like on South Park

[Kittyferal]

i have 28 single socks xD sometimes when my cat was a kitten (back in april) she would take my socks and run away with them. So idk if she is still stealing them, or if someone else is xD

[TheAtlfalconFan]

yea mabye reid took them

[TheAtlfalconFan]

U need to do more fast food wars that was sooo funny

i know i buys socks they rip them selves or run awaay

[jessface777]

Maybe Reid is stealing your socks :)

[TheCaptaincapture]

well that socks :3

[GloriousTylorious]

Get this scum bag out the crap of my eyes!!!

[GloriousTylorious]

The Keebler Elves are collecting socks to make a giant ball of socks!!!

[xxmeilanderxx]

I saw it Olan I saw it

[ChiyoChiYamamoto]

I have a sock stealer... It's my dog... She also steals pens and art supplies -.-'

[Makkie96]

*legasp!* Olan, my dear man, you have a SOCK GREMLIN O.O

[AllieCat666]

All of my pairs of socks are different colors and pretty. i never lose them. they don't get lost or stolen if they're like that, i find.

[ComradeCage]

Maybe because wearing a new sock is like a drug, the world is trying to counteract it's effects by making the other socks go missing? You may be onto something, Olan...

[Mistoffelees11]

Seems you have never hear of the sock market. Great Arthur episode.

[x3sarawrx3]

Maybe it's your neighbor? He's finally gotten tired of those rotten bananas =]

[23Purplecherry]

@x3sarawrx3 or you mean the lonely guy. :P

[MikeyEffinWay]

My dog steals my socks -_- and then she chews them so now there are holes in them. 

[sambobsquar]

losing my socks really trolls my bridge

[jessface777]

Maybe Reid is stealing them from you :)

[23Purplecherry]

whats bad for me is tht i never wear matching socks!! i friggin was mad cause i put them in my friggin drower all mismatched but in pairs and i wake up to get the socks and it was like poof there gone!!!!olan i know how you fell about disappearing socks!!!

[TheXxxJonnyboyxxx]

IT WAS A SATYR!!!'~'



[spooneman7694]

one time, i fell asleep with 2 socks on, and woke up with 1. the other one was freaking NOWHERE. the trolls visited me, i think.

[DLALTelevision]

the best thing about Olans comedy is that there is no cussing :)

[bearsbeetsBgalactica]

@DLALTelevision Agreed! its so hard to find good quality, clean comedy! Keep it up Olan!

[asmiff6104]

@DLALTelevision RIGHT? i think the same thing all the time.

[ChaseYourDreems]

@DLALTelevision agreed!



[samanthaking97]

*shakes chair* STUPID EVIL TROLLS! STUPID!

[samanthaking97]

your so imaginative<3(x

[thesalanian]

13 people got their socks stolen by the magical capricorn of socks

[ariellaine93]

OH MY GOSH! me and some friends discussed this on facebook a couple week ago >:D

[TheSillysally1234567]

SAME WITH BOBBY PINS

and I wouldn't curse the trolls, they're watching

[ArissaHope]

12 people don't wear socks

[daynasaurous]

A new drug.. hmm.. wana go wear new socks with me behind that buliding! >:)

[ChristianSweepz]

Dammit Olan! This runs deeper than you can conceive even deeper than Rosie O' Donnel's belly button! If you watch Lost, then you'll remember that you should never put metallics in your time machine while near negatively charged sources of energy!! Now think, balloons.... Balloon Shop created this energy so now every time you wash your pants the zipper is activating this limitless energy and teleporting your socks to different points in time!

[xlettexlovex]

its the tiny sock gnome.

he makes his castle out of them :]

[spaztastic0987654321]

Jerry! Get this skunk bag outta my eyes!!

[MadMadix3]

I've deduced that my dryer is indeed a teleportation device, and that all of my socks use it to transport themselves to other dimensions.

[skunkiesLol]

I luv ewokk. There like the carebear of starwars!!!

[TheJugglingIrishman]

It has to be slipper trolls that are taking the socks. I have abstained from doing one of those annoying "Thumbs up if you think 11 people are slipper trolls." I don't need your approval. AAAAGHGHGHAHGHAHGHAHGHA. Ehem. Anyway nice vid as always.

[pivotalxedge]

Hahaha!!! I just bought socks tonight. Let's see how long they last :P

[SpawnsofGod]

Paranormal Activity 3: What Took My Socks!?

[MsChrystal2011]

It was the Yodataur!!! He has got the fever!

[ConstantSurprises]

I'd totally hit that.

[ManEatsCroutons]

11 people dont like new socks

[seekaseeka1]

If u sliced an ewoke no candy would come out, like u said. But i bet ur sicks would...theyre eating ur socks, olan. They are.  I believe it. I do.

[EquilibreParkour]

my uncle never washes his socks. he just buys new socks.

[Luke12ify1]

My cat will come into my room and open my drawer and take a pair of socks and she keepps them in her mouth and starts to meow and walk around and when she sees

Me she drops them and runs. It's acually pretty funny

To watch

[dracoinsanity]

Soon as you started running after the sock troll I laughed my ass off; love the video! XD Try asking Starscream; cat's have strange connections with the supernatural...

[bluegoddess100]

Olan, I love you. You're great. This is hilarious.

My sweet, sweet socks are constantly stolen for me.

But remember, the first step of getting over your addiction is to admit you have one. Yes, I am addicted as well to new socks. Oh man, just typing this right now I want to go buy some more! These socks, they're killing me!!!

[RandomDude5421]

thanks to you, wearing socks will forever haunt me worried some sort of troll will come at night when im asleep and take the socks that im wearing D: i live in alaska so i usually wear socks all the time..... thank you

[FunFriendshipFaith]

wait...why would a hooved-creature wear socks if they don't have feet....

It's questions like these that haunt us for the rest our life ;)

[Samuraislash600]

Lol I saw a hoof

[Vanillabean4me]

ewoks. ewoks take your socks. y do u think their so fluffy?? yupp. socks.

[bbfreak10]

I suspect narvils are behind this.

[FutureBroadwayStar5]

I bet that a satyr came from Narnia through your dryer in order to construct buildings entirely out of lone socks.

[Phase5of4]

Chuckle Chucks take socks.

[seanmonkey5]

i have your socks

[Dustoffboy98]

11 people aren't addicted to socks

[sarendipitousgirl]

I have the same office chair

[RisinFawns]

We have a video kinda like yours. It is called The Shmaggster- Sock Revelation. Our channel is RisinFawns.

[soc3rfr3ak]

Look Olan, I know you're a little upset about your socks being stolen, but you need to leave this one be. The sock trolls are far more powerful than you could ever imagine and they will not hesitate to take every sock you have ever loved and leave you a broken, barefooted man. I too was once obsessed with discovering the true nature of sock demon trolls, but they taught me a lesson I will never forget. They took everything dear to me and I will never be the same again. Olan, don't make my same

[wckey1994]

finally somoeone understand and relizes something is out to get our socks.

[SDandTrockon]

IT WAS STARSCREAM!!

[Brakeman94]

i bought like 8 pairs of socks last week....where are they??? I have a pair left

[imagineyouu11]

11 people haven't tried the new sock drug.

[Sadiegirl180]

the socks escaped to narnia!

[ScillaAzaj]

OlanRogers I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!

[klyb12]

It peeves me to the core of cores!

[1Thearchangel]

the 11 dislikers dont have clean socks

[xXxabbyrulesxXx]

same thing happens to me!! i purposely mix and match my socks but they get lost. i dont know where they go!!!

[kashguitar]

NARNIA!

[chocolatenekokitty]

I saw hoves...i saw hoves

[MonsterofCreativity]

I have a friend who changes her socks three times a day, and has to do it in private.

I think she'd appreciate this. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has pondered this universal question!

[Themulticoloredkitty]

How do you get so much energy? This is awesome...

[TheLittleman180]

@Themulticoloredkitty he gets it from "energyondo"!!

[TheLittleman180]

@Themulticoloredkitty he gets it from "engerondo"!!!!

[Ninjamsterchief]

my new thermal sock must have been taken by a ninja cuz i cant find them..........................­.i miss my socks.

[negsurbansports1234]

oh shelly...shelly! why are my socks gone shelly

[dahidex]

my guess is iether, Yodataur or starscream.,

[skinnyharum]

i love it when a man talks about his socks! So hot! teehee

[AbomBCow]

the hooved creature took the pen on your ear too.

[iThrowStarz]

One word: Doot

[baboonshop]

this one reminds me of jerry seinfeld olan. haha

[gaarasandsasukesgurl]

It`s Mr. Tumnus from Narnia. He knits them into scarves for children who happen upon Narnia through a wardrobe.

[jellyears]

MY SOCKS SMELL GOOD BECAUSE I USE GANE

[CandCFTW]

Olan! Maybe Reed is taking them!

[soBreathingeasy]

I HAVE THIS EXACT SAME THOUGHT EVERY TIME I EMPTY THE DRYER!!! hahaha

[power3videos]

10 people hav never worn a new sock

[RvB66]

duuude i totally understand what ur going through.. not the bell thing lol but like ill buy 10 pairs and then i can only find like 4 pairs. it is annoying :/

[drawingdiva96]

you scar me olan!! hahahaha

[SquirtCourt]

My dog takes my socks and I never see them again. He has to have a collection of them somewhere.

[imjaredd]

Hahahaha! " You have a family, you have a family! Ok? And your over here wearin new socks! "

[Zytherxy]

OMG >:O I THROW AWAY SOCKS, AND THEY COME BACK, I GET NEW SOCKS, THE GO AWAY, IM DEAD SERIOUS THERE ARE THESE SOCKS I DON'T LIKE, AND IM ALL DIE!!!!!!! then little did i know.... THEY'RE BACK IN MY DRESSER >:O

[tgramond0]

Upon being exposed to water or feeding them after midnight, the socks become feral and their only goal is to escape the confines of your house to join the other feral socks. Where they go exactly is still under debate. Many scientists believe the socks congregate in Fred's basement, while some believe the socks stow away on a deep-sea fishing boat out of Anchorage, Alaska. Additionally, scientists can now deduce that the socks now develop WMD's in efforts to rule the world.

[ZFinch13]

It's a pondering puzlle...of puzzles.

[frostyfathom]

It was probably that zebra thing on the right! However I'm working on a theory that it is old people who steal the worlds socks...... Just a theory.

[hprocks13]

Josh and Thomas stole them.

[Josh300003]

i think my socks teleport when there in the washer...

[swishman330]

I have that same desk chair! Except mine is brown.

[theflash4002]

Not only do I have that feeling with new socks but old socks are also addicting to wear I can't throw them away because they are so comfy. Mid-life socks on the other hand are just no good they are like teenagers, they think they are as cool as babies and old people but everyone knows their lame

[tooclosetokyle]

Dude, you are hilarious. I don't know how you do it, but BRAVO!

[flickandswisher]

FRED TOOK IT. STUPID EVIL TROLL! DANG IT!

[MrROFLKOPTR72]

it would have been so freaking funny if when he looked in the dryer Fred said "HEY ITS FRED" omg that would have made the video

[pharmboy1111]

how do you explain that sock???

[pharmboy1111]

3:25.... i was flippin shit

[Jerrickoh]

JERRY JUST GET THIS SCUMBAG THE CRAP OUT OF MY EYES!

[leafuardo]

I reckon Starscream has been eating them :]

[TheNinjadoodle]

im sorry olan but it was sound diamond and cleton chesny

[bullybeast1]

i saw hooves

[SgtScrumptious1]

We have reason to suspect that they're slowly amassing a large invasion force right off the southern tip of Australia. From there, they will train the kangaroos into elite fighting squads. God help us all.

[danncingpenny123]

I hope my stray socks and your stray socks are friends at the lost-sock-lace. Wherever that is.

[swishman330]

I think it is Fred. He says words, and they just evaporate because of the insanely high sound.

[Joodlie]

"it peeves me to the CORE of CORES."

gosh, I love you!

[fallingupfreakboy]

what happened to you guys and balloonshop, did u break up or is the group still together?

[bballgleek]

My parents were on their honeymoon.They woke up to a crab. My dad chased it all around the room, hitting it with an umbrella (it was a very big crab) which the crab broke in half. Then the crab lifted it's claws, stepped back, grabbed my moms sock out of her shoe and then scuttled out of their room.

[cubehead978]

I saw hooves..

[305rocks]

I love wearing new socks! :D

[305rocks]

I love wearing new socks! :D

[mccartyboys]

Ewoks steal them, they are so quickly agile that they can move through small places and get in and out of your house really quick, plus they camouflauge anywhere

[Awesomeness9003]

All the socks go to Narnia. :)

[AlittleBITofBAM]

I've figured it out. See, I've had this problem before...but I got a camera out one night and I witnessed them actually climb OUT of my drawer. They're goons. The thing is...they're all very unfaithful to eachother...that's why I have one of each pair of socks. I'm also OCD. So, I just don't wear socks anymore.

[zwarner8]

This is 100% true. I am glad I am not the only one!

[Jakob1029]

Lulz plan watches family guy...

[teddyand4rine]

I'm sure it's because of the smoke monster

[BoiledCustard]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wonders this...

[elementskaterxl]

I know what took your socks, Olan!! It was a sock goblin!!!!

[mixmatchofmusic12]

lol " Where do they go? Ya know?" I love the tone of your voice in that part! (:

[MisterSk8rBoi]

"I saw hoofs...I don't know what that means.." lol

[haylster94]

santa clause installs a tube in your dryer every christmas when he comes to give you presents because that's what he pays his elves with. because everyone knows elves love socks. its just a given. he gives us presents, we have to give him the socks.

[itsjustjackie]

this is random but i love olans voice

[WolbiCrew]

I have the same problem man. lol

[xd424xo]

I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM!! i think there is an elf that lives under my bed that takes the other matching sock! stupid elf!!

[bubbajoe165]

Mabey our socks get tired of our human feet and decide to leave us for bobcats that wear saddles.

[ALEXonaVOYAGE]

@magnisethered is right. It is Lady Gaga who is stealing the socks. FEAR LADY GAGA AND HER RAGAMUFFIN SOCK ARMY!

[electrochica]

Lol @ 3:21 NOT TODAY! lol gets me every time

[pang95U]

The laundry Faries...they must be appeased! Otherwise they send their troll minions in to steal all your new socks...

[visibilitydetermined]

There's a secret community of socks that like to have all-night dance parties. They go to the parties, and get so plastered they have no idea how to get back to their drawers. So instead they just sit in some seedy apartment, all drunk, wondering where the heck they are. And that's where they stay.

[xXjesseleanneXx]

they travel through the dryer to demension X. all dryers and couches and small bowls that you put keys in are portals to demension X. and backseats of cars. o.O in time all the things we lose will come back from dimension X and take over the universe...

[Teeken464]

socks are sooooo addicting lol and yes they do disapear

[rmannnn1]

haha you stsrted to sound like shaggy from scoobie doo

[DethklokMinion]

I think Odin is stealing them to make you walk barefooted. Cause walking barefooted is badass!