Maxine

[ernestphotography]

can you come do some gigs in australia

preferably perth

[sarahjaneohara]

Bloody hell i only wanted to listen to a song about gay pirates and now i've run the emotional gauntlet of prospective paedophilia, stalking and the breakdown of my parents marriage! Mr Jarvis... Mr Jarvis...

[kaceykat28]

i have a sweet dog named maxine!

[Shakken123]

come back to australia?

[ElmoSDeaThPuncH]

how is stalking SO catchy?!?

best song ever

[Filbertfriend]

Lol'd so hard at my balls are cold.

[CosmoJarvis]

@Filbertfriend they were...

[klimtZ23]

Excellent bottom.

[Approx9Koalas]

3:39 I believe your balls are cold... XD

[hood3243]

great day to be named maxine. . .

[hideHYDEimcoming]

nice very nice more than nice fucking brilliant

[ashiex94]

dayum who is it that he looks like!

[garlic242000]

@ashiex94 Tom hardy, so they say.

[ashiex94]

@garlic242000 I kind of came to the conclusion of Ryan Phillipe I don't think anyone else gets it haha

[Kopfstoff]

OMG, Cosmo, do you ever sleep? Another great vid, thx!

[IISweatzII]

errrm, i got here by watching skyrim videos... wtf o_0 

[jamiebob5]

I saw tits... so I carried on watching

[stueey1333]

My balls are cold.

[Fabrication101]

Ahh love what a beautiful thing!

[hodge543]

is it true that this is actually what happened a fair few years ago in Painton??

[xIDAVBARNETIX]

i dont get the music vidio

[Jerwo0d]

Come back to your roots. we're missing out

[MooseFacex]

'.contains strong violence. hope you like it.' how i love you.

[pimpingpumps]

COME TO BIRMINGHAM PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

[Bamiiiiii]

Break at 0:04

[Thatsmychannel11]

@CosmoJarvis See u in germany !!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TrickleDownBang]

Your band kicks cocks too.!

[TrickleDownBang]

You're kind of a genius.. Respect, sir.

[risingtied]

creepy as hell, but i'm in love.

[SuspectedVlogging]

Finally, a new Rockstar. Not another mainstream idiot, keep up the good work my man!

[Cigana090]

nutter!... fit nutter :)

[TechnetiumTegan]

My balls are cold.

[Dannawhin]

I'm fapping to this. Right now.

[hellgirl013]

GOOD LORD YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE. <3

[Jennavee12]

D: you are a genius, and my friends and I love you like SO hard. ;---; You fudgin' just rock.

[NeeKap42]

So genius. The song. The video. I love your brain so much.

[SaviorOfTheFallen6]

Didn't expect the butt at the end O.O Totally worth it

[flowerducky]

contains strong violence. hope you like it

LOVE IT :')

[ilsalicious1]

is it weird I still wanna marry you? just asking.

[lyslgp]

I agree, your ass is awesome.

[ph0t0sh0pmast3r]

Great song. I love the ending. By the way, you have a really nice ass.

[MrPlayaoftheyear]

you are a pro at this, keep it up brother!

[Maxine72291]

I fuckin love this song!!! And not just because it has my name in it...it's a fuckin amazing song!!!

[ChaarlotteKing]

Something as good as this really deserves to have more views.

[zadsk8]

you should makea how to vid on this song or at least the intro :O

[SUMMER12013]

dude. you're awesome. and you're hot

[darkangel4405]

Fucking GREAT SONG!!!!!!

[lewiedunn]

despite the up beat catchy melody and cosmo's hilarious/talented acting skills, this song is really sad... the power of love. #fuckinlovethissong

[nevyn1]

I just fell in love...

Dude your gorgeous and talented...

you should be cloned.

[zombiecheese11]

hey cosmo, you should put chords/tabs of some of your songs on your website so people can help spread the love :)

[ohumanchild]

This is really, really creepy. I love it.

[lyslgp]

I love it. So much power given in this music. The tune is excellent, I can't get it out of my head. "Maxine, Maxine, you're bloody obscene .. "

[5ammitch]

I sang this to my dog, Edward, Edward your bloody obserd and I hate cleaning your poo

[KROGANMassEffect]

@CosmoJarvis I am in love with you. I love Gay Pirates more than this though lol :) thank you for being awesome :D

[TheRainsMelody]

God, Cosmo, I love this song SO fucking much. You look super cute in the video, too ;D

[Fatfitz13]

I'm scared

[supkirsti]

Kinda wish my name was Maxine..

You're beautiful.

[flowerducky]

I LOVE YOUR COSMO.

F ALL THE HATERSSSSS :-D

[Gangus4eva]

Cosmo you were awesome at IvyLive. You brought the atmosphere that was needed cheers

[gato5000]

this is cool in a 1998, kind of way, like when people like that one band.. Limp Hole Biscuit

[SaiyukiGS]

Did you watch the SAW series just before making this video or something? '~'

[MATRIX0MAN007]

I said O. M.  G. when he hit her with a two by 4

[MrFaviodelafuente]

This is fucking awesome i'm from Chile and y bloody like this !! ♥♥♥

[whohie]

This will sound absolutely absurd... but this song makes me think of christmas.

[indiepoos]

@whohie I know what you mean, it's the music at the begining. I get that too hahaha

[MaxinePenders]

I was stumbling around on youtube and all the sudden I see a song with my name in the title! Funny thing is: I've been listening to 'Sure as hell not jesus' pretty much all vacation long but I've never noticed this song before! XD

[fennifer2005]

cutes lips ever X3

[RockwellAndAGuitar]

i always thought the line was "I'm not a white girl, well i use to be, but im not anymore cause it makes me tired"...found out the word was "Wanker"...not "white girl"

[RockwellAndAGuitar]

Dude i cant take you seriously wearing those women clothes hahaha...and the face you make when you say retarded is hilarious! Awesome job mate!

[radicalbabe]

Shit that was awesome

[MooseFacex]

got so much love you you cosmo<3 great bum too!;D

[GiddyElle]

"contains strong violence. hope you like it."

hahaha.. i did. :|

[BecciFACE]

I do an A&R course with EMI, and one of my tutors showed you to me. Irritates me that I can't get you out of my head :) Amazing artist and songwriter, I take my metaphorical hat off :)

[danno700]

Oh Cosmo. You're so awesome. <3

[MissCaitlinEee]

is it wrong that i still find you extremely attractive in this video?

[crazy4comixstudios]

This is so fuckin wrong!!

[nakhsa18]

this is pretty evil

[calothy]

Cosmo keep making this music its awesome! but you need to spread ur music more from devon to the rest of the country!

[DJhastheInternet]

Random ass.



[comEMOrate]

just noticed the "my balls are cold" line now and I listen to this song like pretty much everyday

[Benjikj]

the advert came up at the wrong point, was looking at a great pair then!!

[246laurenftw]

Why does this not have more views?

[UKSundaeGirl72]

Damn me if this song didn't creep into my head.

I found myself walking to work with it in my head every day.

And trying to explain it to my colleagues.

Not good when you work in a Primary school (so he stalks her, right? And tortures her? And is sexually retarded?)

All I'm trying to say is this song was a grower not a shower.

I adore it.

And it's my birthday and what I sang as my I was toasting bread was "I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you" etc VERY LOUDLY

[chinawhitetv]

this song...........is that fucking shit!!! so tight....love that black humor in my music...nomnomnomnom

[Scragmuffins]

@CosmoJarvis coming to Australia anytime? (Make sure to come to Brisbane in sunny Queensland if you do!)

[MrJimmJamm93]

1:47 ;D

[leigh285]

This guy is a fucking genius!!!

[Maximannay]

My name is Maxine. After listening to this song, I lock twice behind me and if there is a paper with "I'm upstairs......" I will run out of my house and not go up.

[Maximannay]

Nice ass. ;)

[CanTake8]

@Maximannay Thumbs UP 1000 times on Cosmo's beautifully shaped ass. He's just gorgeous.

[Eyelinerandall]

...my balls are cold.

[XxTOxiCHeAtsxX]

my balls are cold

[deacon1995]

I really like this song, I've tried playing it on the ukulele but failed epically. Helps if I had it tuned properly, but you know can always try again.

[Rastavalor]

Is it a coincidence if your sweeter looks a bit like Freddy Krueger's ?

Anyway, great song ^^

[deanlocky]

LOL! this is awsome! i found it relly funny, I Hope U guys are touring australia soon!!!

I Cant Wait-

[CosmoJarvis]

sorry for not playing it. It just annoys me. Very hard to get right with my live band line up at the moment need keys... Im glad you like it though.

[skakky]

@CosmoJarvis why is it harder with the band ur with at the moment? we were like play maxine at bunters in truro u were like no lol

[CosmoJarvis]

@skakky if I only have a 30 minute set I don't want to waste valuable time playing this thing. I'd rather bore people to death with my annoying guitar solos. One day.

[skakky]

@CosmoJarvis good point :)

[8stringedBeast]

@CosmoJarvis wonderful song, i can see where the time given would make it difficult. you'll make it brother.

[crackparty]

@CosmoJarvis I want you to come to canada...... and play this song. You should play it, it's awesome.

[12lmeganl12]

@CosmoJarvis That's ok. I'd never get the chance to see you live anyway :L

[skakky]

@twostupidforks chill out, we were omly having a jole when we asked him plus we were both drunk and im a massive fan of cosmo jarvis. i think you should apolgise telling me to fuk off like that im 15 ffs

[Filbertfriend]

@skakky If you're 15 and are "mature" enough to drink, you should be mature enough to man the fuck up when Cosmo tells you to fuck off. His balls were probably just cold.

[lucycat02]

How did you make that?  Chillin'

[Mikeyflanders]

did i hear the line "my balls are cold"

[Bahlye1]

@Mikeyflanders Yep Lol.:)

[TheJonesGirlAndCo]

What about Mel??

Good song though :)

[cherrysoda1234567]

You are fricken amazing.

[cn12348]

he is so sweet

[liveandunsigned]

Come and see Cosmo Jarvis play at the Plymouth Guildhall on Saturday 19th March as part of the Live and Unsigned Tour! Get your tickets now for just 7.50 from the Live and Unsigned website!

[JimmyFeign]

I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!! not to be a creeep. but you make my pee pee tingle

[reuxster]

Cosmo, thank you, I'm hooked :)

[akaflint10]

This is sick and twisted. I love it. And you have a nice ass! :)

[Blaxland02]

I love you Cosmo.

You are my idol.

[Dangerouselm]

My balls are cold

[wolfsbbqsauce]

Harrison Cosmo Krikoryan Jarvis, your bloody obscene and i cant stop thinking of you

[onlylildevil]

omgs you asked me to be your fan on myyearbook.. OMGs i love your music.. please come to the USofA.. i lovce this song my Bestfriend called me maxine.. lol

[LaLaLifer]

Dang buddy, that video is definitely "bloody obscene," and so are you, but I fucking love it! You offer something unique and refreshing in the music biz: a distinct point of view. I think you rock. And damn, you are fricking hot! You should be gay, and my boyfriend. ;-)

[Kurtoioiporter]

0.06 mmmmm YES

[puddinpopelmo]

Loving the Freddy Krueger striped top

[puddinpopelmo]

Loving the Freddy Krueger striped top

[neorich59]

Love this song..

This guy really has something apart from being unbearably cute and not worried about dealing with "difficult," issues.

He can also write some really nifty tunes!

[NeonBoneyard]

this is sooooooooooooooo fucking amazing

seriously made my weekend :DD

[1996hobby]

5 people are called maxine.

[kitmarshello]

Your eyes are the most beautiful things in human history and the life of everything in the entire universe. And your music is better, and thats just impossibly unbeleivably amazing and brill.

[brunchandmusicjam]

I like you!

[MrHatmandoo]

Savage song, mental video and a savage ass. More of all three, says me!

[prettyuberawesome]

Please write more songs :) I absolutely love your voice.

[Emziicles]

Awesome.

[troia904]

christ this boy is HAWT!

[remyicon22]

Keep up the great work. You're awesome! Loved you at SXSW. Great songs, totally hot and cute butt ;)

[xXxFireFox255xXx]

A song about stalking Raping and murder.............Yup your crazy

[comEMOrate]

Why are you not super famous this song is so much better then a lot of the crap I hear played on the radio!?

[RebelxxxAngel]

Does anyone know where the lyrics for this song can be found?

[CanTake8]

The genius is that this video actually contains NO VIOLENCE, but enough imagery to lead the mind to very dark places.

[fallingdownrightnow]

@CanTake8 exactly what I observed too! I love well directed music videos. They're like little films but with awesome music.

[ckdave]

The butt shot would have been well received in the gay pirates video! :)

[mrrobjc123]

song is good but the video is scary

[sakurazukamorisubaru]

you're quite hot

but I'll probably run away, if I see you in person :D

[S0FaLi]

crazy,

but awesome song.! I really like it.! :DD

[AlisonKaySop]

You make an amazingly adorable phsyco!

[crashoverride95]

i love it!

[89sweetsweet]

FUCK! 1:28 scared the crap outta me! really freaky face!

[BilliePiratex]

I heard this on xfm radio last night and I've fallen in love with this song!

Can't wait to check out the other stuff.

:)

[FabienneKamer]

Cosmo I love your music! When are you coming to The Netherlands?!

[farawayistan]

@FabienneKamer I wrote to his management with the same question last week, they said 23-Feb NIJMEGEN MERLEYN ---24-Feb EINDHOVEN EFFENAAR----25-Feb AMSTERDAM PARADISO. They said dates and ways of buying tickets would be made available on his website as soon as possible.

[MrJohnbabes]

Love this song and all the songs you do man!

So hope can see you live tbf!!! :)

[tantch]

I saw you at paredes de coura in Portugal this year. you rocked man

[user2143]

3:41 "my balls are cold" :S:S lol

[inalovesjuli]

this is just awesome=) where can i find the lyrics?

[Kyasarin14]

First time i saw this was at work, my brother and i were laughing the whole time. Very well done, sir! Funny, and VERY awesome song. You should come to Toronto eh!!

[woodbinn]

haha my mate knows that maxine girl! :D

[woodbinn]

haha my mate knows that maxine girl :D

[quellkoerper]

We don't want your music for free via google.

We want to buy it, support good music!

[Edmee1989]

This video scared me, but not enough to make me not love it^^

[yobaby369]

i wudnt mine if u stalked me!lol

[squilly22]

Disturbed? nahhh, just in your face. (:

[Amzybabee1996]

i love you.

[cathalk]

This is a great video. I keep coming back to watch it 'cause of what it's about. Especially love the bit at 3:20

[pokadot539]

"My balls are cold."

[MemosOfMe]

I wish all artists were like you, actually talented, not just singing a song written by 6 other people, badly, which has to have a week of editing just to make it radio worthy. Did you teach yourself guitar? I'm trying, have been for a few months but I've hit a bit of a wall now I know about tabs and chords. Any advice?

[prettyuberawesome]

you're pretty amazing! i seriously am gonna buy your CD when I get some money.

[MultiMane123]

whats the chords for this? and where can i get them for the other songs as well? i love you guys gutted im missing you at evolution in newcastle keep up the good work x

[MsBertLee]

Very Odd, But Whoever The Singer Is, He Is Smokin' Hott.!!!! :)