5. who am I?

[Zee8881]

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh you sciar me

[skoolsuks100]

well i know what u can do! Get a decant hairstyle!

[cameronmcneela]

lol so cool i like your videos

[ThePakChina]

He is look like she . OMG

[eduelputo]

Tu eres retrasao o qe???

[pash69skin]

HOSTIA! SANTIAGO SEGURA DE JOVEN XDD

[bboyfallout]

GET A HAIRCUT!

[Joeyiscool911]

Your an idiot who am I? I give you the kazokiyalelame!?

[briancul]

Sir, you are really, really, really ugly.

[bboyfallout]

@briancul

ive been waiting 4 someone to FINALLY notice that...

i really just clicked on this video to see the bad comments

[hehohaho250]

@74slapshot I love it when someone spells dumb ass wrong... how ironic.

[turdsanwich123]

Ur funny as hell

[xxdorothyxx1]

if these people don't like these videos, don't waste your time commenting? calm down!

[74slapshot]

Gay rod. Get a fuckin life you dom ass

[Cnocturne]

Wow. Don't worry about it man, I'm sure you don't. I'm sure you're well aware that the fools were always, and always will be in the majority. Whats really pathetic is taking their time to write something that they think is going to be hurtful. They're really pitiful, thinking that they are so important that someone who doesn't know them would put any kind of emotional investment the shitty things they write. I'm calling it like I see it. Too many people are like school in July. No Class. :P

[alexandrecormier24]

im a penis

[guitarher0junky]

lol dont worry, i subscribed

[Jacolinetje]

omg..

srsly.. u're so freakin' awesome!

[oneal51501]

il tell you who you are...... youre the fukin nerd that plays the flute with his nose(gay), i bet youve never even kissed a girl you nerdy piece of shit. the only gine youl get is from a fukin whale!

[MrPikachurocks]

so stupid

[sjefspusn]

retarded kid

[qweerertyrtuui123456]

what is your full name

[222crazygamer]

this guy should get a life and get something better to do than post videos on you tube

[pyrokid2287]

this guy is a fuking creep not gonna lie

[paronomasiaster]

You're the kinda guy who has no friends, watches an unhealthy amount of porn, takes no care of his body, and will remain a virgin for a very long time.

Is that a bit harsh?

[dang5437]

your words are so strong, but to hate, oh to hate, is even stronger. but shy thall to create such matromony, is to thuh of the true red montague. montalodoe, and forescore, shall forward the sutch hense.

[MrSmoogoomakoo]

Omg, I love you. Wanna do it? xD

[dmschles]

you have wayyyy tooo much time on your hands

[petternnnnn]

go to shit in a pipe and film it hahahahaha

[Maper555]

ya, becuz thats so funny?

[antonsager]

you stile ugly

[humudu]

go talk to a random person.. id like to see the reaction of him/her when such an asshole talks to them

[kangrooboys]

make a ukulele version of our hero cover! :D check it out on our page!

[89iroc350]

yea, you should punch a guy in the street, thatd be mad funny

[AntyMillar]

u should punch a random guy in the street

[klve1]

hey wax ur head...that would be funny

[magnusstrurer]

I don's understand all these comments... this are just funny videos, and if you don't like them, then shut the fuck up.

[vakill26motta]

ok.. do a video killin yo sefl man.. nice idea

[thexaavii]

hijo de puta

[timocanin]

gay the is ok

[elminikangri]

vaya friki estas echo

[deived009]

nisiquiera has de saber ingles cabron

[Gildor77]

um... get a real job...

[oudwijf59]

Speak Dutch!

[necrovex]

ill tell you what to do, fuck of

[catchmania242]

GAY

[codenamew]

We tell you what to do? Awright, boy-o... here's a challenge:

Do the Mexican National Anthem on your own instruments & style. XD

[winchino]

=) keep the good work.

[q000ball]

i like little boys

[JeremyGregson]

God damn pedifiles, man i hate people like you!!

[manoloteroo]

este tio realmente es tonto

[arthurtymcyshyn]

do a handstand

[cajaburgos]

kiero un poco de lo k se mete!

[kingen9293]

You own :D:D:D

[goodall666]

i actually think you are a complete ledgend hha

[mortman313]

i have a good movie idear jump off a cliff and die

[heroo119]

chop wood in a pink (speed-O). to some hard metal beats!

[RectalDiscourse]

amazing idea

dont forget to have interperative dancers wearing tu-tus with leather boots holding roman candles in the background and one of those robotic ominous over dubs saying stuff like "living is much easier with ice cubes"

[Phunkfungus]

be my friend.

[J0SHF11]

dude u r funni

wat made you do all this crazy shit ??

[gohanibz]

You are bored ?

[batel520]

ASS HOLE!!!!

[l3banese]

I want you to smoke a full supper blunt and see the reaction of you'r mindstate.

[chicagoicee]

Play dead or alive on the kazookalele

[duncas97]

av got an idea for you SUICIDE!!!!!

[xRavenxWingedxAngelx]

that video made me laugh

i agree these videos are hard to make....keep up the good work though!!

[robpage1990]

I AM ROB lol

[tacobelltaco]

dude what the fuck i love you

[hanju69]

u are sick

[Butterzzz777]

Then why are you watching his videos?

[154472]

do u really masturbate?

[affroking]

I want you to wash your hair on camera you greasy wee pie.

[crack660123]

seconded

[paulyoung1986]

can you do a video where u end up under a bus?

[magikkalpickels]

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[magikkalpickels]

PLAY ERUPTION!

[bhfam]

better yet, do ERUPTION!!!!

[bhfam]

do a Metallica song on ur ukelele!!!

[pen1232]

NINTENDO! WOO

[BASGREEN1]

run over a moving car @_@!

[skinnyskins]

Pockets you are a closet homo

[5immy247]

u should cover on eye and cycle round town hitting u mates on the head with one of those grabber things old people have

[boosafc]

shave ur mums tash

[nickgniewijk]

Shave ur hair for the cam ;) :D

[bougabouga]

30 subscribers? you almost have 2000!

[spartans117117]

*subscribes*

[1bathroomboy]

YOU ROCK

[AaronAlexandreAmador]

your the kinda guy who will try anything to get on youtube,

you should have left it at the finnal countdown, only funny thing iv ever seen you do,

[YuriFuzine]

LOL!

[DonLeone137]

How 'bout suicide?

[Ouskai]

Play "Ray Charles - I Got A Woman" with Your Ukulele. :)

[zoraxD]

mhm... aha... mhmm... okay... :DD

FANTASTIC!!

[schanookie24]

do wat i did

strip will the song satasfaction is playing and guess who the lucky person getting this ap dance is??? i pink rubber duck

if i see this i wont only sub ill hack all my freinds accounts and make them sub u to

[FlossedOut]

kill yourself

[LinkinLee]

bullshit you fool , look rubber johnny , its better

[pappakavio]

put tabasco to your eye

[peacexchicax]

write a song with my name in it! please please please! :)

[st23r]

play 'Through the fire and flames' on the kazookeylele :D

behind your back :D

[xYsephiroth666Yx]

check the possition! 0:46

[ytrehalfronoc]

try and figure out how to make puzzles in brail

[Broeut]

You fucking pro mate! can u make a vid about makeup? like putting it on..now that would be funi

[KWarren7]

what the fuck is this shit

[faggot9999]

Idea: play another song on ur Kazuu piano guitar thing but make it intense like, threw the fire and flames lol or like acdc back in black somthing like that. i would 4 sure show my friends that.

[wildecy0te]

i have an idea......make a guide on what to do if you find yourself in a foreign country....hopefully this give you enough leeway to come up with something good.....p.s. ANIMEEEEEEE wooot

[RapSince86]

potresti infilarti una scopa in culo e ramazzare il pavimento e la cosa bella di tutto questo è che tu non capirai un cazzo di quello ke ti scrivo perchè non capisci un cazzo di italiano! lol

[Ph3nMn]

omg...mans like this are this world's rubbish..............they should detroy youtube and video hosts for because of this type of people........................

[alanluvskevin]

i have an idea ,

how about you kill yourself!!!!!!!

[christiangjgreen]

MAN YOUR AWESOME

[xxLolaBxx]

JOKES but your vids are mega lame

[xxLolaBxx]

how about a video suicide lol

[mariachi91]

awesome idea!!! DO IT NOW!!!!

[gogomoto]

I agree with tjcool. I think that is what you should do next.

[canascot]

dance like a monkey in the middle of the street

[tjcool25]

go around your town and throw things at people and then run without pants up to them and scream. That should do it for me!

[FaeryOfDespair]

You will seriously do anything? I think you should go on Stickam... and put your keyboard on your head... ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh

[YourJewishNeighbor]

I bet your the awesome kind of guy who gets famous for being hilarious and just has alot of jealous haters XD your bad ass dude

[ratgreen]

do the marathon

[fob199]

I bet you're also the kind of guy that doesnt care about anyone but himself and is probably very lonely and desperate for attention. Quit lying to yourself and ask yourself for real; who the fuck are you besides a lonely brittish man with no talent but the ability to waste my time. And to anyone who might read this comment; dont stand up for this douche. i know people like him and i hate them. so fuck you >_>

[03daviesad]

u shud play ur ukulele to random songs that people tell u 2 do, nw its simple but it cud be gd lol

[666rpg]

get a pizza on you forehead

[shirleystratton]

eat a whole jar of sugar

[sillybilly62]

fuck you you stupid bitch

[Wheydotcom]

Fuck a chicken.

[RodeoGhost]

keep it up dude, you will be rich very soon!!

[loopdeluke]

I can see some influence from Dylan Moran or Bill Bailey, yes? British humor is by far the best

[edinburgh4]

Hey Stuart good to see you on the Royal Mile on Sat with a big crowd. Looks like you now have 5,000 comments to reply to!

[FrAnKWGS]

film yorself getting a haircut

[periocarlos]

why do they call you pockets?? (2)

[periocarlos]

why do they call you pockets?? :D (2)

[IceQueen16]

why do they call you pockets?? :D

[djdecember]

you should fart in a jar leave it there for a few months.. open the jar and breath it all in at the very end

[eitans6]

omg dude.. i like youre videos... can you eat a subwoofer and then upload the movie ?

[PuddinHead5]

your face your face is inside mine lol

[mattyjparkin]

Who are you? a fuckin wanker!

[malmeyngelsteen]

hahahaha

[anthraaxx]

play something out of ur arse!!!!! pal i dare you

[Jiggiins]

rofl xD

[DaltenNathan2213]

You should get a life and burn you fucking ukulele and move out of you parents house for a start

[sodapopsrgood]

u should throw explosive stuff in a fire

[dsloveskc]

okok heres my idea, .... was yer hairr!

[maffy10]

i got an idea go tack a long walk along a short per

[jamesc386]

have u hit puberty yet

[hairy0pothead]

Iiiii plaaaayyyy theeee druuuuummmmmmsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!­ Bong!

[PolxenTwo]

eww the nose thign rofl

[LuckyMcD117]

Dude, I love you.

PLease make a video about Kittens.

[thechosen69]

You look like a lesbian.

[superuberra]

iwanna see u play chubby bunnies(see how many marshmallows you can fit in your mouth O.O

[hall31605]

wow fantastic

[davedude1910]

hers a video,kill ureself u fucking gay lord

[Konsolenrocker08]

Hi, I am from Germany^^, and I like your videos, good work

[raven455]

"You tell me what to do"

Go to the store and buy a life and get an hair cut, you are so ugly

[Vcruzer10]

And how does the way he looks effect your life in ANY way?

[insaneW9]

Hey look at this british boy - he's an internet slut :D

He does everything!

o_o

[BlameKris]

hes not british...

[crouts0]

Yeah I'm Scottish!

[ganuenen]

is that really an extra long strand of hair u have??

[T3hpwn3r3r89]

the scots are t3h Pwnag3 cause they have claidhmores! you are waesome. i give you 206.014 to the -2 power internets.

[RenLudwig]

> Kupo. Inasmuch you being a very quirky funny adorkable guy, would it be a challenge to create a song parody involving your favorite anime/manga or RPG/Videogame? Fourreals. So basically question abridged, Parody Of Popular Song + Nerd Enriched References = 86 Entertainment Exp. Points.

_ren

[calum6371]

i want you to shave your head off.

do it by next week or else.

[drummerboyy14]

your gay!!!!

[reddyenumber2]

I wish I lived in Edinburgh, it's the most beautiful city I've ever seen.

[mikerutherford666]

"tell me what to do"

fly to canada and find me so i can kick the shit out of you.

[raven455]

HAHAHAHAHAH I have think the same thing

[Habakkuksaid]

Its one thing to be a wierdo but to brodcast it is somthing els.

[black13blood]

you went from 30 to what? 400 subscribers in how long?

you should feel famous.

[jawdust3]

AAARG! my face is inside yours?

[MRUfootball16]

"sillily shtuupid"

[Rimsa]

LMAO awesome xD

[kindom2009]

play the System of a down song "toxicity" on your ukulele

[homestar0574]

get a haircut:D

[gerardrules24]

dude i saw your final countdown video, it's immense!!! =]

do you reckon you'd be able to do a My Chemical Romance track? that would be so cool ha ha, and i play guitar/drums XD

keep up the ace videos ha ha, they're well cool, and the great thing is, you don't care! good on you =]

take care!

[Marf175]

I agree, it would be cool if you did a My Chemical Romance song. :D

[04RoxyGirl04]

wow what a loser!!! hahahaha get a life!!!!!!!!

[pupi518]

tray to ride a skatebord i want to see u bust your ass

[stanly14]

stupid fuking geeky retard go get a job and get out your fuking room you fuking fucktard nerd. i bet u wank over ur pc starting up

fucking fag

[EricPustada]

u are pretty funny

[LocamocaStudios1047]

you rock see are video type in sidsharma97 its barbie girl

[Daftpunklover15]

ANIME!!!!

[notritard]

Moving to Edinburgh to be your friend.