Drunk History vol. 2.5 - Featuring Jack Black

[pink27piggy]

what is the music in the closing credits?! it's killing me

[KazzArie]

2008? What the hell! I just learned about drunk history last night and it was only 5 episodes? MORE!!!

[zenofskittles]

"fuck you, and your boyfriend and you are... disgusting whore" hahahah omg.

[nofancyname08]

drinking game: take a drink every time he says fuck or hey!

[fuzzjunky]

disgusting whore!!!

[zottelmischel]

Thanks and Happy New Year 2012

[derek1134]

"Funny quote from the fucking video above that we all watched but somehow needs to be repeated by me"

[bunnygrill]

I love when he almost makes himself cry

[TheCrazyDumbsaint]

Drunk history is less funny when you're already drunk. Then it just seems logical.

[ces0038]

You're playing the harp backwards... no wonder you don't know how to fuck.

[biggmoneyme]

this happened to me, like this same exact story

[skluge]

this became much more dramatic when I turned the "snow" option on.

[Wahoofuck]

and you are a disgusting whore

[korndawg8888]

This is definitely the best one. Hi fuckin larious!

[shii000]

Wow you learn something new every day

[LLIISS44]

This is the best series ever.... Need more Drunk History.

[tobiaz1]

Heeey~!

[FilthyShowtunes]

So are they dating, engaged or married? O.o

[Tetrodioxide]

They don't don't teach that in junior high!

[InsertDeepLyrics]

Franklin was apparently on a 7-day fuck cycle.

[VictorGonzalesable]

he goes from "watch my wife" to "I kicked his ass and fucked his fiance" to "I choose my boyfriend"

[PbFtChicken]

Jayma Mays from Glee

[hopealexandra91]

It's the teacher off Glee - I don't know the actresses name though?

[Alldayeveryday404]

who was the actress that played annabelle? she looks so goddamn familiar and its pissing me off lol

[HAPL0GR0UP]

this is how period films should be made.

[RBDrummer5]

"And Ben Franklin, changed the world." Great ending.

[MimeShadow]

"...that's how life works" hahahaha this one's the best one. Are these people actual historians or just random people? Because I don't think normal people know this much about history, even though it's mostly inaccurate, they have grains of truth. Soooo can anyone help me out?

[breetai3]

@MimeShadow they are comedians/comedy writers etc. Eric Falconer is the executive producer of Blue Mountain State.

[kaitlinan]

I'm gonna fuck you no matter what.

[soyuncatacol]

I don't know why "lit a fire, light a fire" made me crack up lol

[thejoehutchison]

You've Made your choice, Fuck You!!

[mykkePet]

How could anyone dislike this video? Years later and I'm in tears right now.

[ziuber18]

...and then Franklin changed the world. Hahaha this was hilarious

[jpmuthafuka]

you've made your choice fuck you hahahahahahahahahahahaa lol rolft

[cr00sh]

Every time he says "HHEEYYY!" take a drink.

[Gumby518]

you're a woman, it's 1770 lol!

[TheSmoothOperation]

F"ranklyn liked anything he could fuck"

[bostria]

1:50 Jayma Mays face. ROFLCOPTER

[Andyakaherman]

I dont know if you know how to light a fire, you're a woman, it's 1770..

[jonhironimus]

Did anyone else google Jayma Mays after watching this?

[Sillybazzle]

@jonhironimus i googled Jayman Mays after reading this comment

[jkyckhd69]

"heyyy so we fucked and it was cool with you a week ago why isnt it cool now?" bahahahahahahahahaha im pretty sure ive said the same thing many times just worded differently and always just completely worthless and wasted whenever its said.

[R4d1anc3]

ohhh dude why is his crotch moving at 3:17?!

[pretty13ja]

love jayma mays !!

^^

[CT27NX]

that's the hot chick from heroes :D

[hugboat808]

Franklin liked to fuck

[JustNess78]

jayma mays looks familiar.... anyone know where i might have seen her? thanks =)

[betajoovey]

@JustNess78

Do you recognize her from Glee?

[JustNess78]

@betajoovey yeah, i think that's it. lol... thanks! =)

[serbin16m]

HHHEYYYYYYY

[kendoyoda]

She can play the harp but she doesn't know how to lit a fire? Light a fire?

[Thurman91]

@kendoyoda some would say that those are two completely different skills to have.

[coolioisafoolio]

I'm gonna fuck you, no matter what.

[uke52]

my god jayma mays is beautiful. and mr black is a riot as always.

[punpunmunmun]

omg this is the best shit ever created .....

[ryanmaka]

*Insert quote from the video here, in order to get a few cheap likes*

[klarae806]

Jayma's expression at 1:52... priceless haha

[1995Kajol]

Jayma Mays is called Annabell in this video. That's my name too. Now I'm feeling so honored. :D

love her (:

[thatcrazykitten]

Which is the one with tesla

[ohhthecheat]

Glasses at 2:43 

[PanzyMistress]

fucking I love jack black

[NoNoDigUpStupid]

taught you how to lit a fire - LIGHT a fire

[rfrink23]

You've made your choice.....FUCK YOU!

[KPogue87]

hehehe I love drunk history... where's Duncan Trussell's????

[djisomatic]

This is probably one of the funniest thing's ive ever seen in my life

[rubicscube007]

is that the girl from glee?

[teamweasleyvegan]

JAYMA MAYS FROM GLEEEE!! :D

[Hannahmathclass]

This is the funniest one.

[suarezstyle]

and THAT'S how life works.

Word.

[Cruzito3000]

thats going on my facebook. "I'm gonna fuck you no matter what". and let the rape charges inssue.

[jitidanyay]

so ben said....cool.

[dipdac]

39 people's girlfriends slept with Ben Franklin

[wrestles4food]

LMFAO. That 1st shot of Jack Black when he's trying not to smile was fucking priceless.

[RBDrummer5]

This video is absolutely inspirational. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Franklin gets pushed to the curb and then goes out and kicks that ass! Perge!

[Titan4112000]

Taught you how to lit a fire, light a fire

[iplaytenorsyay]

"Listen, you might as well give up on yourself...this is a lost cause...I'm gonna fuck you NO MATTER WHAT."

[TheGreatDeciever55]

"Franklin likes to fuck" ---sounds like a good addition to the franklin turtle series

[lapuctaify]

thats really how life works

[prphotomail]

thats the chick from Glee

[DevoutPatriot]

How did they keep from laughing?!?!

[akruayai]

I like it how Jack Black's glasses fall off his nose into his mouth and they keep rolling with it.

[Redsparrowe123]

I should just drop my American History class. I mean, what's the point? I can learn all I need learn about Ben Franklin on this channel.

[Coltru2314]

do these comedians make this up as they go or is it scripted?

[ColinRayko]

@Coltru2314

They're not comedians they're writers who know about history but it's not scripted they're drunk and rambling

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

@ColinRayko

Historians

[maggieturney]

"and then a week later he was like 'HEYYY!'"

[Alldayeveryday404]

1:53 the woman's reaction= laughing my ass off

[mikehancho32]

...and thats how life works.

[000MrAnderson]

I've been alive for 41 years and I have a receding hairline. I am so happy to learn that saying "Heyyyyy" can get me laid by a young hot chic. Thanks! I will try that line as soon as I pass these kidney stones.

[james040280]

@000MrAnderson it works if your ben franklin

[horseculinary]

Drunk History vol. 7 - Featuring Zach Galifianakis anyone?

[Melserious]

This is awesome!! I love all these drinking site LOL

Have you seen MyDrunkArt com ??

Pretty sweet as well...

Noice work!!

[theweatherman131]

This guy even talks like Jack Black acts.

[SpaceRitual]

You've made your choice: Fuck you. I'm losing it!

[arashtony]

OUUCCHH! My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard!!!

[astonbrock]

I believe these transcripts to be wholly historically accurate. Also, I'm gonna fuck you no matter what.

[pinkelf6669]

heeeeeey

[GREENnPURP]

i knew ben franklin was nuthin but a dog

[ashllleigh]

this the chick from glee?

[missyemmy93]

@ashllleigh it sure is.

[orph0borph]

@ashllleigh  Yep.

[SuperBatman900]

SATANIC COMMENT! 666

[Gamesage47]

YESSS!!!!

[TheMusicforfree]

He liked lying, lol! I'll bring u some biscuits, lol.

[TheMusicforfree]

Heeeey! LOL!

[isisanael]

i want MORE drunk history!!! 

[BooJoMan]

1:14 makes me piss my pants

[Hoppy1983]

Heeyyyyyyy!

[0livia0live]

Jayma!!! She's so pretty.

p.s.

"HEY!"

[KrisMiione]

Jayma <3

[juggernaut0701]

you made your choice.....Fuck You!

[pennypyro42]

i heard Franklin had a huge stash of porn

[nthomas32]

@pennypyro42 I heard he had so many illigetimate children, he opened a school for them. This man was a dog!

[TheDevintuh]

". . .and Ben Franklin changed the world. . .In Pennsylvania.

[chinacod2004]

38 people seriously lack a sense of humor. 

[bhsykes]

Aw, It's Jayma Mays!

[jazzymaz12]

Heeey...so we fucked a week ago and it was cool. WHy not now???

[crabsq]

HEEEEyyyyy......

[tcmjunkie87]

I taught you how to lit a fire. LIGHT a fire.

[yfz01]

@tcmjunkie87 that part had me lmao, especially the second time he said that.

[kate28]

More Drunk History please! It's the only way I learn!

[ghurricane87]

Every time he says "HHEEEYY"  I crack up so hard!! bahahaha

[brittanygotspockets]

omg. this is so fucking great. :,D

[kneedvheed]

@2:47 award winning speech

[purplestar5204]

EMMA! :]

[neonom1024]

"Ben Franklin changed the world *JB eyebrow* ... in Pennsylvania. and France."

[ryalicante]

Holy sh*t Jayma is so hot, and I'm way gay. What's up with that?!?! This video rocks.

[gabevreyes]

@TheMr73192

[NotTooWellKnown]

heeeeeeeeeeeeey

[Drewc828]

you've mad your choice fuck you

[BadxItalian]

That Ben Franklin sure knows how to charm the petticoat off of a woman.

[eggz06]

heeyyyyyyyy...

[b017ni3]

I thought it was common knowledge that franklin liked anything he could fuck...

[mle011]

haha, it's emma from glee! :P

[captynmomo]

maybe you need someone to light a fire for you, i dont know if u know how to light a fire, you're a woman, its 1770

[jadiesu]

And that's how life works.....This should be taught in Kindergarten!!

[MichelleJHunter]

everyone go on face book and look up 'jayma mays to guest star on ellen" and like the page!!! tell everyone :D

how great would a jaymamazing episode of ellen be?! epic.

[verzeda]

I taught you how to lit a fire.... light a fire.... XD

[ryaninwatson]

@verzeda now have sex with me....

[TheMr73192]

Anybody know the name of the song that starts at 4:20?

[justinman114]

@TheMr73192 its called 'smoke weed all day, it's 4:20 bitches!'

[tamaralatrice]

i effin love this!!!!!

[Froebs]

"Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed, he liked to get naked and smoke on the weed."

-The D

[calebandnelson]

I learned everything I know about macking the ladies from Ben Franklin.

[MrChungus]

...and Ben Franklin.....changed the world!

[tmdffn]

Die you 36 people who dont like this...DIE

[BTJful]

This is so informative. lmao!!

[miamidolphins1111]

franklin liked to fuck lol

[xXMariposa123Xx]

Who knew Ben franklin was such a ladies man?

[randomnothingnis]

tell me how i can be the drunk person, please!

[randomnothingnis]

dude how can I be the drunk on one of these? please tell me.

[davethedude1234]

"I don't know if you know how to light a fire. You're a woman, its 1770"

[rolltide3738]

"... and Ben Franklin changed the world."

[ColorMePresley]

@rolltide3738 ...in Pennsylvania...and France.

[LauraLee333]

Homegirl is on Glee. Love it.

[babey6189]

"Franklin liked to fuck ;)"

[0NEVERHIDE0]

whats going on down by his pants at 3:18 ?

[Cronos7]

@0NEVERHIDE0

I was thinking the same thing. I think he's wanking it to really get into character.

[Jeremy8104]

@0NEVERHIDE0 haha youre right that is weird

[LakerGold24]

"You've made your choice.... fuck you.......... and your boyfriend"

[ILoveDrinking]

"I taught you how to hang out" is one of my favorite things I've ever heard.

[gman202X]

Hey that was Charlie from Heroes!!

[MadWizard321]

@gman202X I love that actress so much.

[mastag10]

In God We Trust should be replaced on the $100 bill with "Franklin Liked to Fuck"

[questionablekristina]

What kind of idiot asks another man to take take of his wife?