To the thanks for cleaning my window crowd.So full of it, you would be madder than a hornet.I like it the spray deal.So far I just let off the gas and coast to a stop.One car length per 10 mile an hour guess I ought to be slowing way down.Do that idiots learn fast.
@framelocator Exactly on the oil...it's funny that some people think running their wiper fluid against a tailgater is so vengeful and sly...it's water, with glass cleaner...if anything, you are helping clean our windshield. Morons. LOL!!!
i dont have to adjust my sprayer to annoy tailgaters, i always put my back wiper sprayer on and it works just fine :p if theyre asking me what the hell ill just tell them i found my back window kinda dirty ^^
I have also held a roll of surveyor flagging (some people call it tape or ribbon, easily found in my vehicle because that's what I do for a living)
and let it spool out to the rear and bitch slap their car. If you're lucky, it will actually get sucked into their window. If you're really lucky, they won't kill you later.
When somebody is tailgating me through a curve, I take the curve irregularly, that is, I don't really follow the radius. I go straight a little further then make a sharper turn to get back into the curve. Since the person behind you is so close, they can't see the road and are trusting that you are driving correctly. It induces a sort of vertigo to them and they back off. Also swerving incorrectly for roadkill causes hilarious results.
Is that not illegal, I have people put there window washer on when I am behind them in traffic to piss me off knowing I cant say anything as the'd say they were washing their screen, If someone used that on me I would be a pretty angry biker
@ :20 a more realistic response would be "hey fuck you mother fucker" then punch the gas pedal, fly around and cut the guy off in front. at least where i'm from. everyone drives like assholes
@flat6quattro thats ok. my car is very small, but my huge gun makes up for that and my small dick :P.........and someone might shoot you just for the spray prank.
@TheSpeedula YES! then get paid for a scratch! make money off those tailgaters.. automatic fault in NJ if rear ended to the driver who rear ended the person in front of them
@stainless1911 yeah or you could just take a hint and realise the LAW says you have to be 2 seconds or futher behind the person in front of you and then pass when safe to do so. also speeding by the way is illegal and if you are already doing the limit then you cant legaly go faster so back the fuck off. i just hit the breaks.
@FixedByDoc Actually no, police all over the country are giving drivers impeding traffic tickets for drivers who are holding up traffic even if they are going OVER the speed limit, because drivers like you, are causing accidents traffic backups and road rage. If you hit the brakes and cause an accident, it is reckless driving, which is a misdemeanor. I can tell you one thing without hesitation. If you hit the brakes and I run into you, I will happily do the time for assault.
@stainless1911 thats fine i carry a gun and generaly have it ready to shoot in the event i hit the breaks and i shoot to kill inself defence so go ahead and get all road rage and shit because you will be dead before you reach my door. and i have tons of cop friends that would differ your statement. it is wreckless to speed and dangerous. just do the fucking speed limit asshole. the law says 2 seconds behind the person in front of you.
@FixedByDoc Didnt you notice my screen name? I have saved your comments and your IP to an external drive so that if we ever meet, I can and will use your statements against you in court.
If you claim the law says 2 seconds, then you should be able to provide the cite.
@stainless1911 ooooo im so fuckiing scared of you taking me to court if you attack me and i defend myself. just like a punk to start something then cry to mommy when he gets his ass kicked. i will win b/c i act in self defence only. so keep my ip address it changes every few days anyhow and keep my statements on your hard drive so it accumulates space with all the other useless data you store against your enemies you created to begin with, with your selfdelusional im better than thou mentality.
@stainless1911 the 2 second law is on every test for your drivers license and in every dmv hand book and on the dmv website for each state. how about looking it up for yourself and stop relying on everyone else to prove shit you should already have been taught and know before you ever got aa license. i dont have to tell you where to go you should know how to look shit up.
@stainless1911 stainless1911 has nothing to do with anything how am i supposed to know what stainless1911 means please explain how im supposed to be afraid of your screen name? how is it supposed to relay to everyone that you keep screen shots of ppls messages. haha you crack me up loser.
@skoockum yeah or you could just take a hint and realise the LAW says you have to be 2 seconds or futher behind the person in front of you and then pass when safe to do so. also speeding by the way is illegal and if you are already doing the limit then you cant legaly go faster so back the fuck off. i just hit the breaks.
You know what works better? Hit the brakes so hard your tires lock up, you'll get a free brand new bumper out of it too. Courtesy of the angry jackass behind you.
When and if the insurance company asks why you braked, just say a deer ran into traffic.
@cgord31 I actually did that once, but I said it was a dog instead of a deer. Problem is the fucker that rear ended me didn't want to pay up and we ended up in court. I got a new bumper for sure, but it took a long time.
fucking slow ass driving faggots would get cut off and beat if you tried that, to anwser that stupid bumper sticker "if your gunna ride me atleast buy me dinner first"
If you're gunna drive like a bitch, ill ride you like a bitch.
@TheEmarbe And yet when I'm doing 75 down the 70 you 100mph tailgating butt pirates still think I'm going too slow. Never enough fucking cops on the highways.
@PrankerDemon hey if you are not comfortable driving bumper to bumper at 75mph get the fuck out of the way. Besides its ILLEGAL to drive in the passing lane while not passing and 75 in a 70 sure as shit wont do it little girl.....
@TheEmarbe Illegal to drive in the passing lane. Right. That's why sheriffs and police cars have followed behind me in the passing lane without doing shit for years. Dipshit. 75 in a 70 isn't good enough for you? Then leave the fucking house early enough to get wherever the fuck you want to be going, you massive fucking idiot. Pussy dicks like you on the road can play "try to pass me while I suddenly speed up to a slow moving vehicle on the side". Then I let you fucks rage as I drive 65. Suck it
@PrankerDemon Yeah, I didn't pay attention. No sarcasm involved. I drive 5 over the speed limit in a normal car and people get pissed, I drive 5 under in my '78 VW in the slow lane and people don't get pissed. Weird. Also, I live in California, homeland of the brainless douche-bag drivers.
@maximeDpetrov VW's pretty much a passive car, which is why I recently went for a pale blue Yaris. Hopefully it calms idiots down. I used to have a convertible, but (this is Texas) the douchebags in Ford trucks outnumber cars 3 to 1. If small cars are in front of them, it drives them nuts. It's that "I'm bigger, get out of my way!" mentality.
@PrankerDemon VW bus is tall and awkward. People in lifted trucks think the world is their ashtray. But hey, with a truck like that, you're almost obligated to! I don't like people, a lot of Y generation drivers are sheltered and spoiled idiots who never had to face a problem in their lives, and a lot of their parents are just as bad.
Fuck this, most people in the video comments have nothing better to do than sit all day every day behind a laptop. I've got better ways to spend my time...
@TheEmarbe Removed your comment, tough shit, I can still read it. I'm in Texas. We don't get ticketed for driving in the passing lane. Fucking up simple things and making traffic go slower is driving 75 mph in the FUCKING 70mph speed limit? You're the genetic failure, dipshit. YOU'RE the one speeding like a retard because you can't wake up prepared and drive like a normal person. Don't suggest fights outside the net either. Pussies like you have never showed up since 1999. What a moron.
@PrankerDemon I removed it because all I can say is pearls before swine.
I am never late I just dont have a sheeple mind like you and a full set of skills that allow me to drive as fast as I please with greater safety than you going the speed limit....Clearly you're lack of understanding exemplifies that point. Again to even bring of fighting over this shows how sheeple you are, id take your life if you chose to engage me in combat but that last thing id do is box you like an idiot.
@TheEmarbe Oh bullshit. One, you bitch about how driving in the passing lane is illegal (not in my state). Then two, you wine about how you need to exceed the speed limit. Three, you're still suggesting a fight with somebody from the internet. So the end result is: you're still a pussy.
@TheEmarbe And don't give me that "pearls before swine" condescending faggotry. You remember "If you're gunna drive like a bitch, ill ride you like a bitch." "fucking slow ass driving faggots". You're not upper echelon, dipshit.
@PrankerDemon The fact remains, I have a flawless driving record and love to drive fast in the fast lane, you are an ignorant prick that loves to be dangerous on the road and enjoys irritating fast drivers by blocking them in forcing them to do dangerous things to get passed you.....You sir are fucking pathetic.
@TheEmarbe That's only because cops rarely patrol highways. Fucking pathetic? The only reason you're speeding is because you left late, you're going to be late, and you're one of those faggots who jerks off to "Fast and the Furious". Those fast drivers are breaking the speed limit. If they hit me, the insurance company blames them by default. If you think you're "forced" to do dangerous things to get around somebody, then it's time to calm the fuck down, you retarded piece of shit.
@PrankerDemon you couldnt frustrate a childs brain get over yourself, and deal with what? you are a compelete joke, nothing you have said has any value...you're just a douche bag.
@TheEmarbe Says the imbecile who thinks it's right to far exceed the speed limit and that he's "forced" to drive dangerously in traffic. Get over myself? Stop thinking you're the most important fucker on the road, you moron.
@PrankerDemon pick up a drivers hand book you retard, the far right lane is for passing vehicles ONLY....you admitted to slowing down to block these people in and you call me an imbecile? your parents failed horribly and based on all your unwitty insults you'll most likely bring up my parents now....you clown, keep yippin your words have less value than piss
@TheEmarbe The far right lane? I've been talking about the left lane this entire time. Of course I slow down, because you "own the road" faggots think you can break the speed limit laws.
Unwitty insults are bringing up someone's parents? And yet you bring up mine? You're fucking pathetic by your own admission. Enjoy that knowledge.
@PrankerDemon haha yeah well its obvious when I meant.....And you're still a piece of shit so its really no big deal, none of this matters. You're just a troll.
@TheEmarbe Ah, the "troll" scenario. If someone disagrees with a dipshit, he's automatically labelled a troll. I know how that works. You can't argue anything I've brought up anyway, so this has become pointless.
@PrankerDemon no you dumb fuck, you earn the troll title when you wont shut the fuck up...You haven't expressed one new or valid point and just keep running your dumb ass mouth, that is what a troll is.....
@TheEmarbe Hahaha. What a stupid faggot. The exact same could be said about you. I like how mad you're getting and how you just turned what I said around in the typical "no u!" argument. You're fucking pathetic.
@TheEmarbe@TheEmarbe Do enlighten me on how I have trouble understanding that all you've got is to call me an idiot. Because I think I understand that quite well. You're so dense and full of yourself, you really can't argue anything at this point. I haven't been a kid for over a decade, punk. Now I know what I say has already been agreed upon by maximeDepetrov. Imbeciles like you who exceed the speed limit have to deal with the fact that people like me are going to fuck with you. Deal with it.
@PrankerDemon you're also the type of person that as a coward would run to the cops after getting your ass beat for being such a retard on the road too so there is nothing left to argue, you're a fucking idiot and just keeps yippen even though you know you are a complete joke and NOBODY gives a shit what you think.
@TheEmarbe I keep "yippen"? Hah! You can't stop mouthing off either, you hypocrite piece of shit. This is the internet, pussy. Talking about beating my ass when you know nothing about me. Genius. What inbred trash. None of you speeding pussies have ever been out of your cars on the highway, but then again you'd probably jump out of your car in a rage on the highway and die, you're such a dipshit. Already said someone agreed with me. Can't read? If you're THAT retarded, just kill yourself.
@PrankerDemon hahaha you are a tool.....one person agrees with you after I mention nobody did, it was probably you on another account you faggot...."white inbred trash" wow you're not only an ignorant moron but also a fool to boot......and if someone drove the way you do in front of me your ass would get cut off or pinned into the wall before I got out to drag your bitch made ass all over the road....your momma musta been a down syndrome bitch..
@TheEmarbe Well YEAH one person agreed with me when you said nobody did, and the guy was trying to correct me at first. That's yet another situation in a string of bullshit that makes you fucking retarded. My momma jokes now? Wow, you must be getting desperate. You wouldn't slam me into the guardrail and drag me out of the car, kid. 1st- I could legally blow a hole in your brainless fucking head you due to self-defense. 2nd- if you lived, you'd end up assraped in prison for that stupid shit.
@PrankerDemon I guess I should just say it again since you don't get it, you sir are a fucking idiot and no one especially me gives a shit what you have to say. You wouldn't get a shot off on me if I wanted to shoot you, don't kid yourself clown.
you remind me of my neighbors dog, not worth a damn and sure doesn't shut the fuck up no matter how unheard it goes....must be in your gene's being that relentlessly dumb.
@TheEmarbe Considering the fact that I've placed 2nd in the Cowboy Action shoot in Colorado even among cops, and carry (like most Texans). You can't dodge a bullet. You're not Neo from the fucking Matrix, you stupid fuck. . My 454 Casull would put an end to you for good.
By the way: On Friday I fucked w/a prick like you. He tried to pass me in his white Jeep Cherokee as I was doing 75 in the 70. I got him up to 100mph. He couldn't pass, and slammed into an 18 wheeler. Suck on that, fuckstick.
@PrankerDemon you are full of shit, id whipe my ass with you in a shootout you fake ass cowbow, unlike you ive actually had real life targets. And wow good for you risking people lifes for your pathetic little enjoyment, no wonder you have no family. And if you do I feel sorry for those poor suckers having a piece of shit like you in thier lives...go fuck yourself you little annoying mutt
@TheEmarbe Hahaha. It's CowBOY, you miserable retard. You've never had real life targets, you lying sack of shit. I'm fast enough to draw and shoot your fat ass before you have a chance to do shit. And risking people's life for pathetic enjoyment? THAT sounds like speeding, the thing you keep arguing FOR. Oh and by the way, I thought you said talking about someone's family was pathetic? But that's basically all you can reach for. You. You're fucking pathetic, kid.
@PrankerDemon yip yip yip just like a puppy, you still aint shit and yet you go on and on and on like someone cares...nobody cares, not even your fat ass retarded momma...you're a retarded joke that just wont die
@TheEmarbe And you're still a fucking pathetic hypocrite. All you ever do is yip constantly yourself like a freshly neutered chihuahua. Yet you bitch about me and make childish comments about my family. What a baby. Shut the fuck up already, little kid.
@TheEmarbe yeah or you could just take a hint and realise the LAW says you have to be 2 seconds or futher behind the person in front of you and then pass when safe to do so. also speeding by the way is illegal and if you are already doing the limit then you cant legaly go faster so back the fuck off. i just hit the breaks.
How do I make one of these? It seems I'm always being tailgated by some dumb sluts so I wanna spray some used transmission fluid at them!!
MrCheck30 1 week ago
I have one like that with used car engine oil, it works wonders and people can't shift it easy with their windscreen wipers.
urbex2007 2 weeks ago
WORST PROMOTIONAL VIDEO....EVER!
Ne1170 2 weeks ago
good way to get your ass kick..
55copper88 2 weeks ago
That URL belonging to a link spammer.
acoow 3 weeks ago
Meanwhile your rear window gets so dirty that you don't see them behind you anyway.
aaronfromhastings 3 weeks ago
hahahahah
Mellowman53 1 month ago
haha!!
ynreb184 1 month ago
Replace it with oil, and TADA, something he/she will never wash off!
Carmaddude 1 month ago
Thats funny.You can also do that by bending your front sprayers up a little.
joeyalbritton1983 1 month ago in playlist More videos from greenalke1
To the thanks for cleaning my window crowd.So full of it, you would be madder than a hornet.I like it the spray deal.So far I just let off the gas and coast to a stop.One car length per 10 mile an hour guess I ought to be slowing way down.Do that idiots learn fast.
TheScrotus 1 month ago
real good idea,
tonto20091 1 month ago
I don`t have that kind off problem... I drive faster... and when I pass other cars I do it fast and with no need for tailgating...
OP52RI 1 month ago
Use ink.
EagleTalons1 1 month ago
tailgater just got jizzed on
frankrulez8395 1 month ago
No way im in the weird part of youtube already..?
mmdaniels33 1 month ago
Next time use oil instead of water.
As soon as the tailgater uses his windscreenwipers he/she wont see a fuck.
framelocator 1 month ago 2
@framelocator Exactly on the oil...it's funny that some people think running their wiper fluid against a tailgater is so vengeful and sly...it's water, with glass cleaner...if anything, you are helping clean our windshield. Morons. LOL!!!
InsideTheRage 1 month ago
Urinate in a 1 gallon bottle...let stand 1 week , refill tank ... use when needed.
PD2GETU 1 month ago
yes brake fluid lol
moiseswin 1 month ago
Your just cleaning it for them so they don't have to waste there money on fluid lol
ouchy07 1 month ago
i dont have to adjust my sprayer to annoy tailgaters, i always put my back wiper sprayer on and it works just fine :p if theyre asking me what the hell ill just tell them i found my back window kinda dirty ^^
Dedeleko 1 month ago
thanx. ill get it
rocketman5989 1 month ago
using this would either: result in a motor vehicle infraction and fines....
or....your ass being kicked up your head.
prodaddy69 1 month ago
If these really existed i would but it!! I hate tailgaters.
karlababii909 2 months ago
Just speed the fuck up.
tksemipro 2 months ago 2
brake fluid would do much better in it
secorptaft 2 months ago
@secorptaft ah you risk getting it on your own paint in the process
bowlofarthritus 2 months ago
@bowlofarthritus guess its a good thing i drive a POS semi rockcrawler with most of the paint scraped scratched dented beaten off already lol
secorptaft 2 months ago
thats cool
JJ0KERB0I 2 months ago
"What the crap" is the worst phrase ever.
thekswervedirt 2 months ago 14
I have also held a roll of surveyor flagging (some people call it tape or ribbon, easily found in my vehicle because that's what I do for a living)
and let it spool out to the rear and bitch slap their car. If you're lucky, it will actually get sucked into their window. If you're really lucky, they won't kill you later.
Dockshund 2 months ago
When somebody is tailgating me through a curve, I take the curve irregularly, that is, I don't really follow the radius. I go straight a little further then make a sharper turn to get back into the curve. Since the person behind you is so close, they can't see the road and are trusting that you are driving correctly. It induces a sort of vertigo to them and they back off. Also swerving incorrectly for roadkill causes hilarious results.
Dockshund 2 months ago 2
I wonder how pissed that would make someone and these days you dont know what one will do if you do that to them lol.
wotldthe2006 2 months ago
Put urine mixed with fecal matter in it.
valtierra2966 2 months ago
That was really lucky that the driver behind you also just happened to be filming at the same time you were and that they sent you their footage.
thebestbaseballguy 2 months ago
@thebestbaseballguy I think the lady actually knew it was gunna happen...the guy might have told her to tailgate him so they could make a video.
BLUDREDSOCKS 2 months ago
what the crap is this? Is that English?
1952Telecaster 2 months ago
put lemonade eat there windsheid up
tintsnmore 2 months ago
Id put some oil in it, bitch now ur windshield is foggy .
cubano1389 2 months ago
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH thats sooooo gay :D faggot ja ja
gamalielcardenas353 2 months ago
Is that not illegal, I have people put there window washer on when I am behind them in traffic to piss me off knowing I cant say anything as the'd say they were washing their screen, If someone used that on me I would be a pretty angry biker
2wheelsteve 2 months ago
@ :20 a more realistic response would be "hey fuck you mother fucker" then punch the gas pedal, fly around and cut the guy off in front. at least where i'm from. everyone drives like assholes
gmfastburn 2 months ago
Put oil in it.
TheLightningStalker 2 months ago
@TheLightningStalker that would be epic
tintsnmore 2 months ago
WHAAAT! I want one!!
davidsquall351 2 months ago
Paint thinner my friend, that'll teach them.
dukeboy11134 2 months ago
"what the CRAP IS THIS POOP"
MOreReptile 2 months ago
I'd put some diarrhea in it.
MoralityIsAReligion 2 months ago 39
@MoralityIsAReligion naaa brake fuild to fuck up the paint
sovietsks45 1 month ago
@MoralityIsAReligion lmfao gross
firstpostlol 2 weeks ago
fill it with pee
phishintube 2 months ago
Yeah that wont work.. you'll piss them off more.. and then get shot..
burningsociety 3 months ago
@burningsociety thats why you fill it with piss. they will be pissed on, not pissed off.
phishintube 2 months ago
@phishintube Paint stripper would be better :D.. I'm sure you can find a liquid squirtable one.. :D
burningsociety 2 months ago
@burningsociety i'll stick to the trusty soup can. cheap, easy, and very effective!
phishintube 2 months ago
@phishintube and you would get shot
flat6quattro 2 months ago
@flat6quattro thats ok. my car is very small, but my huge gun makes up for that and my small dick :P.........and someone might shoot you just for the spray prank.
phishintube 2 months ago
Don't use it on a cop...
DaRobsta14 3 months ago
Oh hell ya, I luv it. Except imma try something other than water.
musclecarluvr1 3 months ago
fuckin douchebags.
25madisonchris 3 months ago
I wonder if that's legal in Cali...
ravenspe 3 months ago
video what video......theemarb and prankerdemon fukin hilarious
87elky383 3 months ago
Put some brake fluid in it it will make their paint peel
snorkelinatv08 3 months ago
I sense some hostility here...?
dustymiller65 3 months ago
Thanks for cleaning my windows!
squallz13 3 months ago 28
hahah you do that here and you'll get some holes in your car as a reminder lol
PERZN4LIFE 3 months ago
and get stabbed at the next set of lights
richandiben 3 months ago
i would to that to clean my windows :D
cheeseburger9418 3 months ago
fill it with bleach!
hippo459 3 months ago
cool idea but retarded video sorry guys but in know you could have done better.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
antifreeze works the best. It pumps well and screws up the windshield. Just make sure you use separate reservoirs lol.
supersnot4 3 months ago
I would use motor oil!
CalcityAirsoft 3 months ago
or put a back bumper guard on and stop short
TheSpeedula 3 months ago
@TheSpeedula YES! then get paid for a scratch! make money off those tailgaters.. automatic fault in NJ if rear ended to the driver who rear ended the person in front of them
blaqkXelectriqk 3 months ago
Dude, what about the anti tail gate kit REVENG kit to get even!
EurekaRecycler 3 months ago
fill it with paint remover
booifojoe 3 months ago
Typical woman who doesn't give two shits about her driving skills :(
wokeupthismorning100 3 months ago
Just put some oil in the container and off they are :-)
dipstick3031 3 months ago
@dipstick3031 yeah or brake fliud. they would have fun getting that out lol
phillmango 3 months ago
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you could just take a hint, and speed up a little.
stainless1911 3 months ago
@stainless1911 yeah or you could just take a hint and realise the LAW says you have to be 2 seconds or futher behind the person in front of you and then pass when safe to do so. also speeding by the way is illegal and if you are already doing the limit then you cant legaly go faster so back the fuck off. i just hit the breaks.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
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stainless1911 3 months ago
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@FixedByDoc Actually no, police all over the country are giving drivers impeding traffic tickets for drivers who are holding up traffic even if they are going OVER the speed limit, because drivers like you, are causing accidents traffic backups and road rage. If you hit the brakes and cause an accident, it is reckless driving, which is a misdemeanor. I can tell you one thing without hesitation. If you hit the brakes and I run into you, I will happily do the time for assault.
stainless1911 3 months ago
@stainless1911 thats fine i carry a gun and generaly have it ready to shoot in the event i hit the breaks and i shoot to kill inself defence so go ahead and get all road rage and shit because you will be dead before you reach my door. and i have tons of cop friends that would differ your statement. it is wreckless to speed and dangerous. just do the fucking speed limit asshole. the law says 2 seconds behind the person in front of you.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
@FixedByDoc Didnt you notice my screen name? I have saved your comments and your IP to an external drive so that if we ever meet, I can and will use your statements against you in court.
If you claim the law says 2 seconds, then you should be able to provide the cite.
stainless1911 3 months ago
@stainless1911... that's the first time I've read someone saying they're gonna use YouTube comments against someone in court! HAHA fucking HA!
KingRizlaa 3 months ago
@KingRizlaa i know right its hillarious he must be a fresh kiddie just got his computer connected to the net.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
@stainless1911 ooooo im so fuckiing scared of you taking me to court if you attack me and i defend myself. just like a punk to start something then cry to mommy when he gets his ass kicked. i will win b/c i act in self defence only. so keep my ip address it changes every few days anyhow and keep my statements on your hard drive so it accumulates space with all the other useless data you store against your enemies you created to begin with, with your selfdelusional im better than thou mentality.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
@stainless1911 the 2 second law is on every test for your drivers license and in every dmv hand book and on the dmv website for each state. how about looking it up for yourself and stop relying on everyone else to prove shit you should already have been taught and know before you ever got aa license. i dont have to tell you where to go you should know how to look shit up.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
@FixedByDoc if you claim a legal fact, it is incumbent upon you to back up what you claim with a cite.
stainless1911 3 months ago
@stainless1911 i told you several places were to find it so go look little man and learn something.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
@stainless1911 stainless1911 has nothing to do with anything how am i supposed to know what stainless1911 means please explain how im supposed to be afraid of your screen name? how is it supposed to relay to everyone that you keep screen shots of ppls messages. haha you crack me up loser.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
Too bad it isnt oil that it sprays out.
ubcs109 3 months ago
My buddy made one in(wiper sprayer pump rewired under licence plate) 1978 and we used to drive by the bus stop in wintertime
spraying mean people,,,
pacman812 3 months ago
Link does not work if you didnt know.
prisonbreak7760 3 months ago
paint thinner would be better in that nozzel lol
SteelCity1981 3 months ago
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SteelCity1981 3 months ago
pull your head out of your ass and get the fuck out of the way
why is it that the slow assholes think they need to obstruct everybody who doesn't drive the way they do?
skoockum 3 months ago
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@skoockum yeah or you could just take a hint and realise the LAW says you have to be 2 seconds or futher behind the person in front of you and then pass when safe to do so. also speeding by the way is illegal and if you are already doing the limit then you cant legaly go faster so back the fuck off. i just hit the breaks.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
is it sad that i actaully went to that website to try to purchase..
tran5990 3 months ago
Just Yank the E-Brake
buttmanroad 3 months ago
You're in a passing lane... Just sayin'...
suckympianist 4 months ago
Personally, I'd rather rig up flame throwers out of my exhaust. I think they'd be more effective. :D Problem?
482lost 4 months ago
i think it would work better with motor oil lol
ilovemyeg2sir 4 months ago
Thanks. i was out of wiper fluid. *Resumes taligating*
jjpyae 4 months ago 17
it would be a cunt
jivarvo22 4 months ago
I was thinking more like a machine gun or granade launcher.
LVDVSMAGNVS 4 months ago 2
You know what works better? Hit the brakes so hard your tires lock up, you'll get a free brand new bumper out of it too. Courtesy of the angry jackass behind you.
When and if the insurance company asks why you braked, just say a deer ran into traffic.
cgord31 4 months ago 3
@cgord31 I actually did that once, but I said it was a dog instead of a deer. Problem is the fucker that rear ended me didn't want to pay up and we ended up in court. I got a new bumper for sure, but it took a long time.
marutidriver 4 months ago
I bet it would work a whole lot better if it spit out oil instead of water.
xxdamonxx77 4 months ago
fucking slow ass driving faggots would get cut off and beat if you tried that, to anwser that stupid bumper sticker "if your gunna ride me atleast buy me dinner first"
If you're gunna drive like a bitch, ill ride you like a bitch.
TheEmarbe 4 months ago 2
@TheEmarbe hahahahaha
MrBarnz92 4 months ago
@TheEmarbe And yet when I'm doing 75 down the 70 you 100mph tailgating butt pirates still think I'm going too slow. Never enough fucking cops on the highways.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon hey if you are not comfortable driving bumper to bumper at 75mph get the fuck out of the way. Besides its ILLEGAL to drive in the passing lane while not passing and 75 in a 70 sure as shit wont do it little girl.....
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Illegal to drive in the passing lane. Right. That's why sheriffs and police cars have followed behind me in the passing lane without doing shit for years. Dipshit. 75 in a 70 isn't good enough for you? Then leave the fucking house early enough to get wherever the fuck you want to be going, you massive fucking idiot. Pussy dicks like you on the road can play "try to pass me while I suddenly speed up to a slow moving vehicle on the side". Then I let you fucks rage as I drive 65. Suck it
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon Passing lane is for passing, bro.
maximeDpetrov 3 months ago
@maximeDpetrov The speed limit isn't just a suggestion, it's a fine of several hundred dollars, bro.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon As well as going under the speed limit is. Speed up, bro.
maximeDpetrov 3 months ago
@maximeDpetrov You haven't been paying attention. I said I go five over the limit. Then douchebags who drive 85/90 get mad.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon Yeah, I didn't pay attention. No sarcasm involved. I drive 5 over the speed limit in a normal car and people get pissed, I drive 5 under in my '78 VW in the slow lane and people don't get pissed. Weird. Also, I live in California, homeland of the brainless douche-bag drivers.
maximeDpetrov 3 months ago
@maximeDpetrov VW's pretty much a passive car, which is why I recently went for a pale blue Yaris. Hopefully it calms idiots down. I used to have a convertible, but (this is Texas) the douchebags in Ford trucks outnumber cars 3 to 1. If small cars are in front of them, it drives them nuts. It's that "I'm bigger, get out of my way!" mentality.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon VW bus is tall and awkward. People in lifted trucks think the world is their ashtray. But hey, with a truck like that, you're almost obligated to! I don't like people, a lot of Y generation drivers are sheltered and spoiled idiots who never had to face a problem in their lives, and a lot of their parents are just as bad.
Fuck this, most people in the video comments have nothing better to do than sit all day every day behind a laptop. I've got better ways to spend my time...
maximeDpetrov 3 months ago
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TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Removed your comment, tough shit, I can still read it. I'm in Texas. We don't get ticketed for driving in the passing lane. Fucking up simple things and making traffic go slower is driving 75 mph in the FUCKING 70mph speed limit? You're the genetic failure, dipshit. YOU'RE the one speeding like a retard because you can't wake up prepared and drive like a normal person. Don't suggest fights outside the net either. Pussies like you have never showed up since 1999. What a moron.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon I removed it because all I can say is pearls before swine.
I am never late I just dont have a sheeple mind like you and a full set of skills that allow me to drive as fast as I please with greater safety than you going the speed limit....Clearly you're lack of understanding exemplifies that point. Again to even bring of fighting over this shows how sheeple you are, id take your life if you chose to engage me in combat but that last thing id do is box you like an idiot.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Oh bullshit. One, you bitch about how driving in the passing lane is illegal (not in my state). Then two, you wine about how you need to exceed the speed limit. Three, you're still suggesting a fight with somebody from the internet. So the end result is: you're still a pussy.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe And don't give me that "pearls before swine" condescending faggotry. You remember "If you're gunna drive like a bitch, ill ride you like a bitch." "fucking slow ass driving faggots". You're not upper echelon, dipshit.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon The fact remains, I have a flawless driving record and love to drive fast in the fast lane, you are an ignorant prick that loves to be dangerous on the road and enjoys irritating fast drivers by blocking them in forcing them to do dangerous things to get passed you.....You sir are fucking pathetic.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe That's only because cops rarely patrol highways. Fucking pathetic? The only reason you're speeding is because you left late, you're going to be late, and you're one of those faggots who jerks off to "Fast and the Furious". Those fast drivers are breaking the speed limit. If they hit me, the insurance company blames them by default. If you think you're "forced" to do dangerous things to get around somebody, then it's time to calm the fuck down, you retarded piece of shit.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon you're an idiot.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Aww, what's wrong? Wittle baby can't argue anymore because his brain hurts? Deal with it, dipshit.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon No offence to you though PrankerDemon, you're a rational human being who takes enough time to give a shit. Thanks.
maximeDpetrov 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon No I just remembered that arguing with idiots is a waste of time.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Well then, as an idiot you shouldn't have started arguing.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon you couldnt frustrate a childs brain get over yourself, and deal with what? you are a compelete joke, nothing you have said has any value...you're just a douche bag.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Says the imbecile who thinks it's right to far exceed the speed limit and that he's "forced" to drive dangerously in traffic. Get over myself? Stop thinking you're the most important fucker on the road, you moron.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon pick up a drivers hand book you retard, the far right lane is for passing vehicles ONLY....you admitted to slowing down to block these people in and you call me an imbecile? your parents failed horribly and based on all your unwitty insults you'll most likely bring up my parents now....you clown, keep yippin your words have less value than piss
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe The far right lane? I've been talking about the left lane this entire time. Of course I slow down, because you "own the road" faggots think you can break the speed limit laws.
Unwitty insults are bringing up someone's parents? And yet you bring up mine? You're fucking pathetic by your own admission. Enjoy that knowledge.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon haha yeah well its obvious when I meant.....And you're still a piece of shit so its really no big deal, none of this matters. You're just a troll.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Ah, the "troll" scenario. If someone disagrees with a dipshit, he's automatically labelled a troll. I know how that works. You can't argue anything I've brought up anyway, so this has become pointless.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon no you dumb fuck, you earn the troll title when you wont shut the fuck up...You haven't expressed one new or valid point and just keep running your dumb ass mouth, that is what a troll is.....
so shut the fuck up
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Hahaha. What a stupid faggot. The exact same could be said about you. I like how mad you're getting and how you just turned what I said around in the typical "no u!" argument. You're fucking pathetic.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon wow, you're an idiot.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe You said that once already and you can't come up with anything better. Typical dipshit.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon hahaha maybe I should say it again, you have trouble understanding simple things.
seriously at this point you know nothing you say has any value and nobody agrees with you, so just shut the fuck up you retarded kid.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe @TheEmarbe Do enlighten me on how I have trouble understanding that all you've got is to call me an idiot. Because I think I understand that quite well. You're so dense and full of yourself, you really can't argue anything at this point. I haven't been a kid for over a decade, punk. Now I know what I say has already been agreed upon by maximeDepetrov. Imbeciles like you who exceed the speed limit have to deal with the fact that people like me are going to fuck with you. Deal with it.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon you're also the type of person that as a coward would run to the cops after getting your ass beat for being such a retard on the road too so there is nothing left to argue, you're a fucking idiot and just keeps yippen even though you know you are a complete joke and NOBODY gives a shit what you think.
just keep it up kid, nothings changed.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe I keep "yippen"? Hah! You can't stop mouthing off either, you hypocrite piece of shit. This is the internet, pussy. Talking about beating my ass when you know nothing about me. Genius. What inbred trash. None of you speeding pussies have ever been out of your cars on the highway, but then again you'd probably jump out of your car in a rage on the highway and die, you're such a dipshit. Already said someone agreed with me. Can't read? If you're THAT retarded, just kill yourself.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon hahaha you are a tool.....one person agrees with you after I mention nobody did, it was probably you on another account you faggot...."white inbred trash" wow you're not only an ignorant moron but also a fool to boot......and if someone drove the way you do in front of me your ass would get cut off or pinned into the wall before I got out to drag your bitch made ass all over the road....your momma musta been a down syndrome bitch..
how about just shut the fuck up already
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Well YEAH one person agreed with me when you said nobody did, and the guy was trying to correct me at first. That's yet another situation in a string of bullshit that makes you fucking retarded. My momma jokes now? Wow, you must be getting desperate. You wouldn't slam me into the guardrail and drag me out of the car, kid. 1st- I could legally blow a hole in your brainless fucking head you due to self-defense. 2nd- if you lived, you'd end up assraped in prison for that stupid shit.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon I guess I should just say it again since you don't get it, you sir are a fucking idiot and no one especially me gives a shit what you have to say. You wouldn't get a shot off on me if I wanted to shoot you, don't kid yourself clown.
you remind me of my neighbors dog, not worth a damn and sure doesn't shut the fuck up no matter how unheard it goes....must be in your gene's being that relentlessly dumb.
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Considering the fact that I've placed 2nd in the Cowboy Action shoot in Colorado even among cops, and carry (like most Texans). You can't dodge a bullet. You're not Neo from the fucking Matrix, you stupid fuck. . My 454 Casull would put an end to you for good.
By the way: On Friday I fucked w/a prick like you. He tried to pass me in his white Jeep Cherokee as I was doing 75 in the 70. I got him up to 100mph. He couldn't pass, and slammed into an 18 wheeler. Suck on that, fuckstick.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon you are full of shit, id whipe my ass with you in a shootout you fake ass cowbow, unlike you ive actually had real life targets. And wow good for you risking people lifes for your pathetic little enjoyment, no wonder you have no family. And if you do I feel sorry for those poor suckers having a piece of shit like you in thier lives...go fuck yourself you little annoying mutt
TheEmarbe 3 months ago
@TheEmarbe Hahaha. It's CowBOY, you miserable retard. You've never had real life targets, you lying sack of shit. I'm fast enough to draw and shoot your fat ass before you have a chance to do shit. And risking people's life for pathetic enjoyment? THAT sounds like speeding, the thing you keep arguing FOR. Oh and by the way, I thought you said talking about someone's family was pathetic? But that's basically all you can reach for. You. You're fucking pathetic, kid.
PrankerDemon 3 months ago
@PrankerDemon yip yip yip just like a puppy, you still aint shit and yet you go on and on and on like someone cares...nobody cares, not even your fat ass retarded momma...you're a retarded joke that just wont die
TheEmarbe 2 months ago
@TheEmarbe And you're still a fucking pathetic hypocrite. All you ever do is yip constantly yourself like a freshly neutered chihuahua. Yet you bitch about me and make childish comments about my family. What a baby. Shut the fuck up already, little kid.
PrankerDemon 2 months ago
@PrankerDemon get over yourself, your the last one.
TheEmarbe 2 months ago
@TheEmarbe Blow me.
PrankerDemon 2 months ago
@PrankerDemon lol
TheEmarbe 2 months ago
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@TheEmarbe yeah or you could just take a hint and realise the LAW says you have to be 2 seconds or futher behind the person in front of you and then pass when safe to do so. also speeding by the way is illegal and if you are already doing the limit then you cant legaly go faster so back the fuck off. i just hit the breaks.
FixedByDoc 3 months ago
hahahahhahahahahahah!
notmuch70 5 months ago
haha that was brilliant, shame that 99% of tailgators are proper wankers that will attack you for spraying water on the car
FUCK202 5 months ago
A nice way to get yourself rammed or shot. Just move the fuck over, yo.
9Apilot 5 months ago
@9Apilot Go back to your GTA games
randomkille 5 months ago
Brake fluid is the best anti-tailgater fluic. It eats paint off and it will not come off a windshield with just regular washer fluid.
MegaMouseSEC 5 months ago
try with ink
friedchicken1981 5 months ago
well.... fuck all stupid slow cars on fast lane.
stobodort 5 months ago
@stobodort As well as everyone that thinks that doing the speed limit is too slow.
Kelvari7882 5 months ago
@stobodort true.... but..... all the damn time, speed limit is 55.... im doing 63....and my asss is being rode.....totally uncalled for
Rgthuggin88 5 months ago
@Rgthuggin88 get the fuck outta the fast lane you fool
TheEmarbe 4 months ago
THIS is fucking funny haha
Sidewinder9877 5 months ago
God please tell me this is real.
I will fill mine with cat piss, NICE !!!
johnpa2006 6 months ago
ah if only it was a convertible lol
balf1111117373 6 months ago 10
i can see this escalating in a hurry. especially here in LA where all the cholos and mexicans have guns.
TheGameIsRigged1 6 months ago
LMAO thats hilarious, replace water with paint and you got urself a major winning product
necessaryevil101 6 months ago
@necessaryevil101
lmao replace that driver for a mafia member and you got your self one ticket to heaven...
AlexSchneider21 6 months ago
Have bottle filled with isopropric alcohol ready, light it up and throw at tailgater especially old woman.
Pentdad 6 months ago