END OF LINE

[thafeet]

the two things that keeps me from ending my life right this second is the possibility that one day people will open their eyes and make this shithole of a compagny shut down AND I also made a complicated and dangerous ritual with forces I barely understand to ensure that my body and soul will not rest until everyone who worked on DA2 lies dead at my feet

[fgsfds8]

END OF RINE

[ausaskar]

What the fuck is this shit?

[Mixonpl]

did you hit puberty yet

[BadassBigBoss]

@Mixonpl Did you end with your pedo tendencies and manage to identify a female yet?

[Unsoberreaper]

lol stopped watching when i realized this wasnt the END OF RINE thead simulator

fuck off with this feminist shit.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@Unsoberreaper

>feminist shit

i just happen to be female and reading the voices

[CaptainPengu]

>they're desperation

;_;

BUT GAIDER I THOUGHT YOU DID BALDUR'S GATE II WHY

[Verminator4]

>They consider Twilight a good romance

That's it, not buying another Bioware game ever again.

End of rine, Bioware.

[Kstylero7]

Can i buy you games on steam, please?

[Seelvio]

>David Gaider

>senior writer

>they are desperation

[rvistaworkbench]

Girl on internets

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@rvistaworkbench sound the alarm

[rvistaworkbench]

@ShinyMarshtomp

Its probably good voice modulation from your side,nice gimmick there,bro

[mudkipvsditto]

WATCH OUT FOR THE ALMIGHTY STAN WOO

[epsilon881]

So who is this End of Line fella? is he like a Bioware forum mod or something?

[xxekekxx]

fuck this high pitch voice

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@xxekekxx im high pithced b/c im a gurl gamr dont hit on me sily boys tee he by me things on steem

[nokt1]

@ShinyMarshtomp Dont Tell them that You are a girl, they propably never heard about that kind of creature.

[CaliforniaTD]

Fuck BioWare. Never owned one of their games. Romance and power simulators, played universally by asspies and TVTropes' feisty, undying love for Mass Effect is just one of many ways to prove that.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@CaliforniaTD MDK2

bioware's only non-romance game?????

[dantheman3612]

@ShinyMarshtomp MDK2 was a badass game. TOR is not.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@dantheman3612 imagine if MDK2 was made today

it'd be about the main characters trying to fuck aliens

even the dog

[shadowcrazy]

nobody did it before because no game bombed like DA2 did....stanley woo confirmed for midget faggot

[CookingWithHeinrich]

>year of our lord 2012

>buying game guides

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

[swkninja]

@CookingWithHeinrich Collectors items! Yeah, just an excuse to waste money...

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@CookingWithHeinrich maybe if you had like little to no internet connection

but if you can play bioware games and post on bioware's forums, then why you buyin them

[sankunsama]

I guess I won't be buying Mass Effect 3.

[Doi4in]

Very profound...

[hellomoto75]

Don't make videos until your balls drop kid, your voice is annoying

[Kendjin]

@hellomoto75 When "HER" balls drop? What balls?

[hellomoto75]

@Kendjin The balls in his underpants

[Kendjin]

@hellomoto75 Even if its a girl?

[FlyingPaladin617]

Dragon Age II > Origins.

[SoundwaveCooper]

YOU MAKE SIRRY TRORR YOOTUBE DAT NOT CONSTRUCTIVU????? DIS IS UNACCEPTABOO YOU WIRR BE DING DONG BANNU

END OF RINE

--------------RINE ENDS HERE

BE EXCREMENT TO EACH OTTER

[paranoid492]

ursmaltiem



[Woth3n]

Theres something in our voice that is mesmerizing

[TehFullMetal]

You should use your voice to become a sex operator

[countrybluegrass]

We're going to have a tasteful rape scene in ME3. Convergent with Shepard's coming-out party!

[OcoryustheBold]

NO RP IN NON DESIGNATED RP ZONES

NO AH TOONS

NO FARMING ITEMS IN AN MMO

NO GOING TO HIGH LEVEL ZONES WHEN YOU LOW LEVEL

YOU PLAY RPG THE WAY WE WANT YOU TO

END OF RINE!

[HunterGuilherme]

HOW DARU AMERIKANS INSULT GRORIOUS DERELOPUR?

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

END OF RINE

[MacGuffinSC]

This makes me want to /get down.

[anonops1980]

Thank you for posting this video, you have done a great service to the gaming community.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@anonops1980 i have no clue if this is sarcasm or not i slept like 14 hours today and why is there homestuck at the side videos

[anonops1980]

@ShinyMarshtomp

It wasn't sarcasm.

[BADASSMANDO]

>Search END OF RINE on a whim

>Get a ShinyMarshtomp video

What a small world,

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@BADASSMANDO hi

[PanMakaron]

I like your voice

[ResidentPoo]

First they took the fun out of their video games. Now they've taken the freedom of speech out of their forums. BioWare are nazis.

[watchinginaz]

@ResidentPoo Or maybe they just don't want you to act like a jackass in their forums and try following forum rules? If you get banned it is your own damn fault.  Haters are such morons some times.

[dthrevan]

Fuck Stanley Woo. He is a fuck stick and should be fired from EA

[xxSleemoxx]

LOL, I got banned for posting, End of Rine, and Be Exerrent to Eachothuuuuuu.

[CorRomeister]

END OF RINE >_<

*does crazy kunfg fu action* Waawww

[kyleisreallycool]

where does bioware get these moderators? 

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@kyleisreallycool I don't know or want to know lol

[fidget68]

@kyleisreallycool

That mod was the lead writer of the Dragon Age games.

[valcaron]

@kyleisreallycool Hyderabad.

[batmanexit13]

Lol i love the way you say "end of line!!!" at the end

[thekidofva]

maybe they keep "end of lining you" because you have 25 accounts they tracked your IP so whenever you post you get owned by the MODs even though you kinda right. but still making 25 accounts to post the same thing is probably why u get your threads closed .

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@thekidofva I have never posted on the forums, these are screenshots that got sent to me

[EternaFYI]

Your voice is very annoying, even for a girl. 

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@EternaFYI thanks, I try

[malemoogle]

Videos which direct hate towards a group or induvidual are not allowed on youtube.

I am banning this account and going to delete this video.

End of line.

[jedisenior]

@malemoogle

Your statement about hate speech is as asinine as your empty threat to ban this account. Nobody has the right not to be ridiculed or offended, especially when said ridicule is deserved. It's called free speech. It doesn't matter that you don't like it, it's a constitutional right. And not to mention, since when were Bioware considered a monolithic or ethnic group? But by all means, bitch and whine to YouTube, just try not to behave so butt-hurt when you are ignored. End of line.

[malemoogle]

@jedisenior Whoa, I like it! Good-job on that comment.

[jedisenior]

@malemoogle

Glad you approve.

[rodylermglez]

Oh Bioware... U SHAME?

[StevenAteYourDogs]

instant thumbs up for your tone

[Anontalkwarrior]

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY BIOWARE!

[sukingeggs1]

End of line? What are they, the fucking MCP?

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@sukingeggs1 MCP? what that

[sukingeggs1]

@ShinyMarshtomp The villain of the first Tron. He ended all conversations with "End of Line."

[De4sher]

instant dislike for your tone

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@De4sher Thanks!

[De4sher]

@ShinyMarshtomp i am glad you took my comment as constructive criticism. people generally go watch my vids and tell me "you suck more than i do" :)

so i'll just say it, you suck less than i do, to be clear.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@De4sher not everyone's going to like the same thing

if you don't like my videos I'm fine with that haha

[De4sher]

@ShinyMarshtomp cool. whatever.. was nothing personal.

i'm sure you're a nice person and all, probably hot too....

we're just not made for each other...

don't cry over me now, i'm sure you're gonna find another guy to treat you nice, you deserve it.

you gotta be strong.

we can still be friends even if it didn't quite work out.

we gave it our best girl, cuz you and me... we special!

but now we gotta move on.



[ShinyMarshtomp]

@De4sher hahahhaa

[magicklorelaiisobese]

I agree you need to do lots more of these they are so funny and bioware bring it on themselves

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@magicklorelaiisobese I am, I'm rounding up more people to help voice because I don't like doing these voices on my own

[39jthm]

want to....you know....play arcanum or planescape torment with me?

we can....be naked....and like....eat chips and dip. please babe

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@39jthm what

[bramenoodle]

Didn't laugh until 2:00... but I REALLY laughed at that

[KaptainKrunchmeister]

You sound like Velma from Scooby-Doo.

[RataITA]

Sorry, no more respect for Bioware from me. I can accept a bad game, but this childish behavoir, banning people for saying "you sould your soul to the EA devil, making your own reviews for the game and saying it's a legit strategy, the AUTO ATTACK SCRIPT, dialogue wheel, etc..

No more

[Postaldewd]

Stanley Woo is a moron.

[lethargicmoby]

you need to do more of these also someone just put your video on the forums lol

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@lethargicmoby haha someone said I was tsundere for Stanley Woo

I don't even..

[DerOrk]

Whow, Nerdy Girl Rage.

Whoow

[bloodsuckern]

she does sound FYAT

[ArsenicSteel00]

@bloodsuckern

She doesn't sound fat to me but maybe it's because I watched some of her other clips and got to see her scrawny forearms. Plus I have never called a person fat just from hearing their voice.

[flipperwhipper]

hahaha this is awesome

[sensur1]

I started a topic debating why users score differs from the reviewers score - Got this

"Not game related. End of line."

Wtf? It was sure as hell game related!

[OdanUrr87]

Nicely voiced.

[GenPhilosopher]

Wow those are seriously posts from Bioware? That's sad



[zhijn]

4chan or not, DA:Kirkwall is frickin horrible to sit through.

Especially if you just played something like AC:Brotherhood. My gawd kirkwall is static and uninteresting compared to that of rome. =P

[FierceBirdOfFlame]

But we just wanted to steal your MONIES!

End of line.

[ChekhovsGun]

Bra-friggin-vo.

[Goosesteps]

Well well aware. END OF LINE.

[1Usernamehere1]

You sound fat.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@1Usernamehere1 i'm the exact opposite lol

[1Usernamehere1]

@ShinyMarshtomp

Sure dude. You can prove that to me any day.

For now, your only attribute I can judge your weight based on is your voice. And it sounds fat.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@1Usernamehere1 kewls

[FPSDars]

Needs more engrish for STANREE ROO

[nightsavior1]

I've researched the game a lot & it does look "good" but it doesn't seem "great". Aka most people will be happy even if it's not quite as memorable as origins.

While I understand this is a more personal story based entirely in Kirkwall that still doesn't excuse recycling environments in tedium multiple times. I'm personally up for the more visceral combat but I've been told a lot of customization was gutted. Hopefully in DA 3 they combine the best of both worlds.

[TheAntman2006]

DA:2 isent a bad game its just not as good as origins

[HurrpyDurrDerp]

the end lines they go woo woo

[Xandus117]

Stanley Joo is a chink.

[ObsceneAntichrist]

The Witcher 2 is looking a lot better by the moment, BDF.

[mikinchikin]

I would plow OP's soft anus.

Hopefully is a boy with cute high pitched voice but i would also accept nerdy girl.

Just FYI OP hit me up some time.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@mikinchikin lol i am girrrrl gamurrrr

[JoolsOG]

Poor stanley woo. End of line for him, it seems.

This video made me LOL. Thanks author. :D

[OrdoMallius]

I posted my opinion on bioware forum about the DragonAge2.

My post was deleted.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@OrdoMallius no end of line?

[OrdoMallius]

@ShinyMarshtomp

no but I did saw Be excellent to each other

[Recolation]

Stanley Woo is a faggot.

[darklefaux]

-they're desperation

-Lead writer

Fuck you bioware

[MrWaeseL]

dude how come you have such a high pitched voice?

anyway funny video, keep up the good work

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@MrWaeseL "high pitched voice" lol

[Krauserowns]

inb4 woo/gaider pays youtube to remove the video

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@Krauserowns after seeing woo.jpg i would not be surprised

tissue box hooooo

[TheWorldIsCaris]

Take this piece of shit video down.

End of line.

[TheGarrusVakarian]

@TheWorldIsCaris Normally I'd say, "LOL BIODRONE U MAD?! SO MAD!" but I agree, this shitty video should be taken down.

[TheWorldIsCaris]

@TheGarrusVakarian

>mfw I was being sarcastic

[111imstupid111]

Thumbs up this is you support a Pirating only policy when it comes to Bioware

[watchinginaz]

@111imstupid111 I'd support your ass getting arrested for theft.

[gasxero]

I adore your girlish gamer voice!

END OF LINE.

[gasxero]

I adore your girlish gamer voice!

END OF LINE.

[verterdegete]

Lol, your voice reminds me of Gnome female's voice from WoW... :D

[reptomicus]

EA Games - Challenge Everything...oh wait

[reptomicus]

EA GAMES - Challenge Everything...oh wait...

[Matrimelee]

Ms. ShinyMarshtomp,

your tremendous and subconscious hate speech against my way of dealing with criticism will result in permanent ban of your EA, respectively Bioware account.

According to our information, which we gathered, from the SecuRom DRM on your PC (shipped via Dragon Age 2™ retail and steam version) you will lose access to the following games:

1) Dragon Age: Origins™ + Awakening, including all 9 DLC's

2) Mass Effect 2, no DLC's!! (another reason to ban your account)

END OF LINE

[kilmindaro3]

You guys are all wrong. Dragon Age 2 is absolutely perfect. There is nothing wrong with it. Scream and cry all you want, while I'll be enjoyin this big fat wad of cash I got from totally unrelated sources.

[Shaughn3668]

Firstly, your voice is hot.

Secondly, all very good points. great video!

[lolmtdew]

yo wana dat me?



[Acristoff2]

OP is a magnificent bastard.

[M8DMAN]

I enjoyed DA2 but still the shitty level design is unFUCKINGforgivable!

[M8DMAN]

I enjoyed DA2 but still the shitty level desing is unFUCKINGforgivable!

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

I meant the BioWare page. My bad. Anyway. I didn't understand the whole Gaider thing until now. Thanks for clearing that up.

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

It's a shitty game. A thread raided the Wiki page.

[MasterWyverne]

this is probably the only time /v/ was right about a game.

[OrdoMallius]

@MasterWyverne

I know right? I feel like the sky is going to fall down.

[WarbossGorgutz]

@MasterWyverne

And /v/ didn't even participate in the reviews

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

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[homestarhobo]

HI DJY1991!

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@homestarhobo lol what

[homestarhobo]

@ShinyMarshtomp djy1991 hosted a livestream and showed us your video. I must say you speak the truth. Great job!

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@homestarhobo shit really?

hahahahahaha wow

thanks

[Garlannd]

The thing is 4chan is right. This game is horrid poo poo.

[mrbob091]

Wow, this got a worst score than Black Ops. User AND Critic score.

[Reaprar]

Hahaha oh wow

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@Reaprar your ideas be up next

[Reaprar]

@ShinyMarshtomp

hooray~

[Genstrider]

@ShinyMarshtomp WHERE IS THE "VOTING WITH MONEY" ONE?

YOU DISAPOINT ME

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@Genstrider i forgot to save that one

if this shit picks up i'll make a sequel (which will be terrible compared to the first, just like the game series!)

feel free to PM me screencaps and shit

[vedsgoc]

waaaah our game sucks :(

end of line

[ShinyMarshtomp]

@vedsgoc SWTOR is going to suck