SantagatoTV! - Things I Want To Know ..

[brookesongzz]

as soon as he said "who invented sex?" i was like TREY SONGZ! and then the next thing he says -____- lmao

[MissSSchannel]

google ponya , its a girl fish that grows legs and her dads human but lives in water and the mother in a giant lady thats supose to be mother nature, im wondering how they had so many babies,how did she get pregnant?, can you please answer this but i can always do a video response for you. thanks :D I LOVE YOUR VIDEO'S! :)

[SophiaMaria023]

what came first, the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?

[SophiaMaria023]

"who made these rules? i want to meet 'em"

[crazzibri]

OMG... at 3:57 ... I was staring right into your soul. <3

[mzzjuicy93]

i think i died at 3:57

[j8boccia18]

Joe Ratatalacavalapana

[loser1x]

where the fuck is waldo? you find him, you turn the page & he's lost AGAIN

[melissa90652]

who originally thought of all of the animal breed names? thats what i want to know

[RickyQuinteros]

Last names come from the town you are originally from :p thus why so many people have the same last name... :o

[SweetxFlower77]

Rah Tah Tah Fah Kah Bah Lah Pahn Ah I spelled it

[jennv2low]

Omg i love you

[lealea97]

ever thought about how we r actually floating in space and theres nothing holding us up but gravity and if gravity for some fked up reason stopped working (i guess) that we'd fall but where would we fall to !!!!????

[fallenangel09210]

What came first the chicken or the egg?

[jamierose1007]

"the word fuck never casted a spell on someone.... I know cause I googled it " HAHAH <3

[EveryonesPrincesss]

he looks like vinny/mike posner loll love!

[515NeNe]

theres actually a reason for the private parts. but im not gonna get into it because its long unless u want me too

[xvivianaxo]

in spongebob how do they light fires under the sea?

[himy29]

roses are red, violets are blue, we could have cute babies, now let's have sex

[livelaughsingh]

there are no baby pigeons... freaky

[LuLus1104]

why do we have 5 fingers per hand? all i need is 3 per hand!

[SomethinLikeCourtney]

My favorite video ever:)

[UncleJemima57]

santagado is already a crazy ass name lol

[xHiddenSmiles]

Why does donald duck not wear pants, but when he gets out of the shower her wraps a towel around his waist? That's one i've always wanted know.

[ozzygp11]

These are all question you could google! 

[AlfiLazerAndBallSack]

3:36

[ItalianDude13]

Looks like a young Edward Norton as well.

[suppitschelsea]

joe ratatafacavalapana

[jg12sc82]

The name Earth is at least 1,000 years old. All of the planets, except for Earth, were named after Greek and Roman gods and goddesses. However, the name Earth is an English/German word, which simply means the ground: eor(th)e and ertha (Old English) and erde (German).

;)

[princessjasmine118]

make another video like this please:)

[TBearSauce]

defs think you should make another one of these

[tgod213]

actually you do have the right to change your name if you want to that bad man..

[Cookies21BH1234]

0:34-0:54 RIGHT!!!!! -_________-

[naina2648]

who invented sex cause i know it wasn't Trey Songz. LMAO love it <3!

[masood228]

who named thhe word vagina and penis

[LuvaLautner]

2:06 , LMFAOOO !!

[masood228]

HARRY POTTER

[OceansTreasure]

So... what is it with him and beating people with pipes???

[kpund15]

3:56...I melted.

[juicylucybabyy]

you look like mike posner & vinny UNF lol

[JasmineAmaro]

Why am I an adult at 18 but can't drink till I'm 21??! So you let me vote whose running the country at 18 but I can't decide if I wanna get drunk :x

[shilpie95]

You remind me of James Franco, ahahaha.

[JBCTBL]

I wanna know what cruel person put the letter "s" in the word "lisp" LOL

[JBCTBL]

Not only do i already love you just for being you but its apparent you love the harry potter series bc you mention it in various videos...<3 Cutest thing ever :D

[youtubingmaniac]

You look like Mike Posner. Also how did people figure out how to cook food?

[chonchonman]

hi



[cshacker502]

Whats a man??? Who made the name??

[mandyg283]

i think about baby pigeons all day ery day

[Super101Crazy]

Im allergic to cats too lol

[hypnosegirl16]

Last names didn't become necessary till the late middle ages when more and more people were living in the same area. They were used to distinguish between people with the same first name & have since been past down through generations. One of the ways they distinguished people was by attaching their profession as a last name like "John the Hunter" would become "John Hunter".

[TheMegsterR0cks4life]

God created everything

[STOMASTRIATA]

My god you are incredibly entertaining!!! :) come be my friend i can laugh with all day!

[tmmyt1202]

you have literally just made my night!

awesome video :)

[chonchonman]

y do people say to wach your language well you cant see it so wat the f***

[shouldacouldawoulda5]

my mom recently came back from India and she brought home some soap...made with lotus extract, cow urine, and cow dung. who is the guy that first thought "i know! i'll get clean by using cow piss! yeah!"?

[Comeatmebro279]

Why are you hot?

[hannacookiez]

you look like vinny from jersey shore A LOT !!!

[ChubbyBunny90210]

Why do you look like vinny from jersey shore?

[JohnSevren]

It's because we're all in the matrix. 0_0 

[meow718]

YOU SOUND LIKE RYAN GOSLING OMG <3

[floruhleesa]

"Why is my penis private? In fact... I think it's pretty public. 

[TheCarolinHanna]

i've always wondered... what do blind people dream about?

[ivvy22]

he is literally a mix of dane cook and jenna marbles!

[LmfaoUrFunny23]

Ratatafakabalapana. Spelled it.

[itsbecauseimmindless]

WHOAAAAA! trey songz invented sex all day, errday!

[LIttleMissMakeup12]

what if other people see a whole different set of colors that you can even imagine because our eyes are limited to six?

[rochellehawcroft]

he's really hot lol

[gagacheec95]

roaches eat dust which is dead skin cells....so basically they eat our skin...

[gagacheec95]

hahahahahaha oh my gosh dude u made my day by making up your own last name! Ratatafacalapana!!!!! hahahaha

[rothberg1209]

What if the red I see isn't the same red that you see?

[mishiggsjb12]

hes fuckin yellow

[limonyagua]

where are all the sour patch kids' parents?

[ejonabardhi]

who invented sex cause i know it wasnt trey songz hahaha

[katieeexo16]

who chose languages

[muffin227]

Why are all the Disney classic movies so depressing? (Ex. Snow White is poisoned by her evil step mom, Belle is held captive by the Beast, etc.). At least the have happy endings :)

[purplezebra04]

dude i love you<3

Ur so funny

=D

[bluehearts201]

Thanks for the laugh.

[daaniellaam2]

Ratatafacavalapana



[JBlover1511]

Cocroaches eat stuff off ur toothbrush weird right and ur funny

[JBlover1511]

Why don't turtles have nipples

[JRivera818]

Why is a camera lens circle if the picture is a fucking square? 0.o

[JaimeL93]

so people who were born blind what do they think people look like...and colours look like?

[jdspickles]

what the fuck is up with our keyboards, did someone just throw a bunch of letters onto a board and think "this. i want all computers to be formatted like this. forever and onward"

[kristalslater03]

how much wood does a wood chuck chuck? like seriously

[FERRARIOWNSF1]

Who invented sex? because i know it wasnt trey songz ahahahaa

[MsMontenegro1]

his penis is pretty publicc xD he has me dying ii sweaaaar<3

[LIFEOTR]

@hotpink8237 we dont careee..

[allstarali123]

how does taking pictures work??!

[hotpink8237]

Winnie The Pooh is a Bear :) based from Winnipeg Bears :)

[SometypeofDanny96]

who invented the meaning of the middle finger?

[DannySayRelax]

Why the fuckery do squirrels always act like they're having a withdrawl from heroine?

[emily1331hp]

FUNNY SHIT! most of if, I totally agree with this!

[CupidRival]

Most baby birds, including pigeons and sparrows are in NESTS... Common sense, guys.

[alice96214]

IF YOU EAT YOURSELF.. DO YOU DISAPPEAR OR DO YOU BECOME TWICE AS BIG??

[glam52queen]

i guess as a man, waldo never stopped to ask for directions.

[glam52queen]

and....i'm allergic to cats!

and seriously, WHERE are the baby pigeons? when i was little, i thought they were the sparrows, because they're always hanging out together. and where are the baby sparrows? wth

[KateG831]

who invented words? how did they come about? same with numbers and letters?

[xsmilewhenithurtsx]

my last names gonna be.

ratatafacavalapana.

[mrspurdyanderson]

How do two people create something as sexy as Joe Santagato? THAT.. I will never know.

[vanilaaxlov321]

what the hell was the person who discovered milk doing with that cow?0.o

[Ragdoll356]

@vanilaaxlov321 the person probably saw that the calf was drinkng out of the utter and tasted it

[LightsCameraBeauty]

I thought you were Italian!!

[xmusicxlovexheart]

i think the fact that he knows harry potter stuff...is sexy.

[itsmyturnsolisten]

my question to u is WHY ARE YOU SOOOOOOO SEXYYYYYYY

[carolyndmn]

awks for the person who discovered milk..

[italchick09]

i thaught you were italian

[HiddenPower9]

who is the 1st person to die O.o???



[rwjluan101]

who was the first person to kiss someone....? that's gotta be awkward as hell. what were they doing to another person and what was the other person's reaction? "uhm, bro. why are you trying to suck my face?"

[anvibustillo]

how can a camera capture a moment and be able to paste it a paper and us call it as simple as a picture???? O.o

[ElaynaXlollipop]

You never see baby pigeons because they are HIDEOUS little fuckers.

[Corinichi1010]

Who the fuck created the English language, or any language. Who discovered talking, why does it exist! And singing dude

[kkawebshow]

MARRY JENNA MARBLES PLEASE.

[kkawebshow]

hello Mr.Ratatafakavalapana.

[Amore120492]

my last name ends with a 'o' and im pure italian. I wonder if way back when, they determined if your from (example: Italy, your name must end in a vowel. It probly wasnt that scenario but thats something i was thinking about.

(additional thing is for those of you who watch the jersey shore, and may not like it, DONT JUDGE real italians based off that show. Yes, ive had it happen)

[joannuhhhh]

baby birds are kept in their nests til their grown enough to go around the world. just answered a question!

[sheeer5]

3:55 :3 too cute

[xoxoannalisaxox]

Why is it you drive on a parkway but park in a drive way? That's retarted -_-

[vasilahon]

ur soo handsome

[blondeassbitches93]

ra-ta-ta-ta-fa-ca-va-la-pa-na

officialy changing my last name.

[x209xIBEAST]

Your moms so ugly shes the reason waldo is hiding

[ItzHaileyBaYbee]

Winnie the pooh is yellow cause he's asian

[Angelnot95]

@ItzHaileyBaYbee Why would that make him an asian? o.O

[tarasrybal]

make more videos!!!!!!!!!!



[crashtestdummii]

2:45 haha

[crashtestdummii]

2:45 

[crashtestdummii]

Iv thought the this same exact thing...

[H2pachecO3]

Ratatafakavalapana

[Barcafanatic1]

Hmmm...I actually liked you and your way of thinking in your other videos, and I'm not saying that I don't like you anymore, buuuut some of the things you were questioning were kind of meh..if you know what I mean =p ..not the thinker I thought you were I guess haha

[claudiayurisov334]

you are the funniest person on youtube lmfaooo

[qpwoeirutyalskdjfify]

you are fucking retarted.. these are things you think about when your 12... if your not trolling your a serious douche

[7290YeeahBUDDY]

I never see mcdonalds under construction ; they just appear

[Flutra360]

This is what i want to know..... Why do we PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY?....... WHY?!

[hotlykcoco16]

i think you should make a part 2 to this! (:

[hotlykcoco16]

God named Earth lol

[natroyerxo]

who invented words and how to spell them.?

[ChocolateThunder195]

If cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly on her foot then why the fuck did it fall off in the first place?

[Barcafanatic1]

@ChocolateThunder195 Ahaa, but , the other question is, did it fit so perfectly? =p

[GM3539]

what the fck is crash is he a fckin cat or wat tht shit is confusing the fck out of me.y is face book called face book .Y IS YOUTUBE CALLED YOUTUBE ITS ABOUT VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE WATCH FOR EITHER UTTER ENJOYMENT OR TO TROLL

[laurasmyth92]

i fucking love you <3

[TheMusiclvr2013]

im guessing adam and eve invented sex.

[mike123xd]

Regis philbin went to my highschool

[ciaraoconnor1]

i was literally thinking about where all the baby pigeons were last week. i love you

[zvezdapadalica15]

in what language do deaf people think? not being rude but i'm very curious

i know two languages and i think in both, sometimes in one, sometimes the other....

[glam52queen]

@zvezdapadalica15 i've heard they think in signs. maybe they imagine hands signing in their head?

[leensmedeens12]

haha this is great! and this guy is funny and hott<3

[michaelhrynkow]

Why the fuck do sleeping pill cases say 'may cause drowsiness'

[monteyne11]

why is a pizza box square when the pizza is a fuckin circle

[13379009]

@monteyne11 it's easier to make square boxes

[ChocolateLamaLover]

@monteyne11 people are too lazy to cut th corners....i bet...

[ajay97701]

he's so gorgeous...ahhh awesome

[AliEsteem]

How come you never see a Mc.Donalds being built but somehow they just appear and are open for bussiness?

[volleygirl172]

I want to know when your 15 and his 20 why is that wrong but when your 25 and she's 20 that's not like wtf why does it have to be judged lol

[laykerzfan4lyfe]

hahaha your hilarious

[laykerzfan4lyfe]

OMG your sooo cuteeeee<3

[smydugan]

in the old days your last name would be based off what you did for a job.

[zvezdapadalica15]

@smydugan or in other countries by your name..like if my name is john then the last name could be johnson (works for european countries) and then it gets passed down...

[PapitoSofrito]

when lightning strikes water, why don't all the fish die?

[OmgShellz]

fuckkkk you're sexy!

[PeabodyMagik19]

hey.. we should get married cus im allergic to cats too :-*

[ALEXACUTIEPIE]

LMAO!! He's like 'who invented sex? Cuz i know it wasn't trey songz' LOL!

[matshafraz]

Who thought of punching someone how old they are on there birthday?

[gessicaaax3]

lmao he's perfect

[jennymisshenny]

i legit just friginn pissed myself!! the fact that ur allergic to cats and ur last name is holy cat....made my life, lmaooo

[Sabryyyx3Babe]

You're Santa Cat :3

[stephhasabootay]

Lmfaooo, marry me.

[rose123rose123]

Why are u so cute?

[100000000000000000CD]

NO BABY PIGIONS!!!!! XP who named EARTH? couse I know it was not TREY SONGZ!!!!