Why Did You Leave Me?

[salor99999]

Because your video isn't rapping anymore...

[Marquito467]

lol Shredder

[ThePowernuts]

i just fking love this randomness :D

[aliki148]

xaxaxaa killed her dad???? i think so xaxaxax

[aris7158]

@aliki148 Spotting the Greek people when they put "x" instead of "h" when they laugh...axaxaxaxa Geia sou re aliki..kai egw to kanw auto ... :P

[ThePeacemakeur]

King of the thieve pic a the end....WTF? O.o

[killingracer]

you want some of this, bitch??? xD

[schtals]

I CAME ALL THE WAY OPENING YOUTUBE JUST TO HEAR THIS.

[pablordable]

women... less talky talky, more sucky sucky

[supermoe1985]

I was 1,000th like! :D

[supermoe1985]

@supermoe1985 10,000 idiot!

[hfuhgigohgir]

LOOOL



[mancinisme]

I used to kill her dad like Jon, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[seriousfreak100]

@mancinisme fail.

[mancinisme]

@seriousfreak100 Yeah indeed, goddamn arrow! But don't worry about my knee, cuz I'm a medical student now!

[seriousfreak100]

@mancinisme Oh well that's ok then :)

[zion2train]

i wanna be like u wen i gro up Jon AHHHHH

[dinosaurzez]

only 500 more views

[finalbossmachinima]

The Shredder approves

[Dylan32071]

top comments have so much likes!!!!OMG

[keglimp]

SHREDDER!

[beatrapgirlfood]

Just the instrumentals is amazing.

[gabetreacy]

you the man jon

[tbonius95]

teach me to play tjat song jon!!!!

[yamrpwn]

Bad reason!! Nice song

[macoronicheez]

lol!

[VHOCambier]

The end of this song is diferent than before!! Isnt it?

[CBbeatbox]

you should make make this a full song xD

[auue23]

because of this song: watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

[niko22699]

hahaha LOL XD

[OceanWide18]

lol

[MikeTGou]

LOL at the "two girls one cup" tags on this video

[lovetolisten1313]

funny i love it thank you

[TheColoredGin]

not funny

[JayWesty111]

@TheColoredGin Have a sense of humor, its funny cuz its so random

[Niactz]

LOL wtf....so random.

[salamsirsalamsir]

i just love that tune at the end... ENG

[WHOOSHer3]

My girl left me for the same reason. Stupid women.

[jsmmount]

shredder at the end = awesome

[freddy2t]

definitely a genius!

[CelebiandLucariosDen]

'is it because I killed your dad? oh it is...'XDXDXDXD

[TheMrANNA]

saying after a break up :

"wanna stay friends ?"

is like when your dog dies and your dad says

"But you can still keep it ?!"

[OceanWide18]

HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[sallyfishkin]

he tagged two girls one cup haha

[Cinderspark9]

... what? The? FUCK!?

[BatHunterofDevon]

I've only just noticed that Shredder from Ninja turtles appears at the end!

[jovan856]

Pretty sure that killing her dad was the dealbraker...

[zaeke5]

I'm guessing you were dating Osama's daughter?

[DjCannibis]

@zaeke5 ha? 

[Dragonagerocks2010]

@zaeke5 the trick is which of his wives was the mother

[3Chain]

He killed 437 peoples dads

[MitchMetallicaFan]

@yanstar274 judging by his videos, I don't think he wants to be friends with god, if you don't like the way he kills people, get off his videos bitch.

[Reepz00]

@MitchMetallicaFan It's a reference to one of his videos where God wants to be his friend and doesn't leave him alone.

[naliah86]

you should have a relationship with josef fritzl´s daughter

[seanfloler]

i want the lyrics....... i have alzheimer.....

[lynn80461]

YOU SUCK JON 

[Kotomuso]

@lynn80461 So does your mother.

[PeachykeenLNG]

@Kotomuso Touche

[dKillerb]

well he did mention that guns dont kill people, uh-uh, he kills people *chk chk* with guns POW!

[TheDeserteagle95]

just 1 of 7000....

[Gythal]

I love how Youtube suggests me a video "Dating Tips for Guys: A Woman's Perspective: How to Guarantee a Girl's attention" while I'm watching this one.

[SunshineOpenFeint]

Shredder forgives Jon.

[dragunovSVD95]

Music: Jon Lajoie

Lyrics: Lelouch vi Britannia

[EyesOnTheSunrise]

Thought this was going to be an epic sad song...ended up laughing my ass off

[MrStonedJosh]

this video is longer then my longest relationship with a chick.......LMAO

[yu66akjgt3]

@MrStonedJosh oh wow you´re so cool...

[MrStonedJosh]

@yu66akjgt3 that's what all the chicks tell me....lol



[iwantsexbaby666]

xD

[2thick4nick]

It's because you're bleeding all over my carpet.

[adam145]

I was just watching the I can dance video and I guess the line about other people having parents that are still alive is about Jon - he killed her dad to make the girl have more in common with him

[sugarmuffin4eva]

lol

[FenrirLycan]

@DoNotTlkAbtFightClub lolz i know right :p

[yanstar274]

Jon, why did you kill her dad? Is it beacuse he discovered that you killed ur uncle Bon dressed like Santa Claus or is he just part of the 7 thousands ppl u killed randomly. Whatever man, ur cool, you kill people and you are a stay-at-home dad, wow, i am sure god would love to be your friend...

[brokenglass126]

@yanstar274 nope, he ran him over.

[Pur3P0wn4g3]

@yanstar274 He graduated from Dawson's College's theatre / ninja assassin program in 2001.

[ninjahotel99]

@yanstar274 plus he can get ppl to show him their genitails!

[MyReedsBroke]

@yanstar274 stfu

[moyelchingon]

@yanstar274 guns don killl people uh huh JOn Kills people, With GUNS, POW!!!

[rachelngeoff]

@yanstar274 It was uncle "bob" wasn't it?

[yanstar274]

Jon, why did you kill her dad? Is it beacuse he discovered that you killed ur uncle Bon dressed like Santa Claus or is he just part of the 7 thousands ppl u killed randomly. Whatever man, ur cool, you kill people and you are a stay-at-home dad, wow, i am sure god would love to be your friend...

[skykity]

what im confused r u sayin stuff about the comment that says i wrote it BUT I DIDNT!!! my brother was on my account and posted that lol

[skykity]

Make out this scenario:

Why did u leave me girl, I dont understand. Is it because I killed ur dad?

Yes, yes it is

Oh, it is? Oh, I guess that sorta makes sence. So you wanna stay friends?

Ok!

Omg! Really?

What?

Um, nevermind.

Why?

Thinks: Woah, I cant believe I actually DATED u!

[MultiRump]

this is like a commercial lol

[FenrirLycan]

Me: Why did you leave me girl I don't understand; is it because I asked you to show me your genitals?

Her: No...

Me: Then whyyyy?

Her: Because you wouldn't show me yours...

[SmitHolm]

My girlfriend left me because her vagina was too loose for me.

[ewin143]

@SmitHolm ur dick was too small for her



[SmitHolm]

@ewin143 its a joke

[ForTehLULZK]

@SmitHolm dickhead

[SmitHolm]

@ForTehLULZK at least you don't know me.

[ForTehLULZK]

@SmitHolm How has that anything to do with it? :S

[unfa00]

I love this song :D

[halo3865]

my girl left me because i am mean

[ILikeCrumpets]

I'd probably stay with you even you killed my dad.

[dragonforks93]

yeah that might have something to do with it

[pulha1993]

chords of that song? :D

[UnholyJesus181]

My girlfriend left me because my right hand got chopped off.

[OriginalSteeldude]

@UnholyJesus181

Well, if that's the cause, then she wasn't the right one for you ...

[UnholyJesus181]

@OriginalSteeldude

It's a joke about masturbating.

[OriginalSteeldude]

@UnholyJesus181

Oh, I see xD I didn't get it :D

[negaTyvus]

Damn, why didn't I think of singing this when I killed my gf's dog...

[SesyiiDeloisej860]

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[TheBurtonJunior]

@SesyiiDeloisej860 can see that

[NekoNaoYuuki]

@SesyiiDeloisej860 That's the second time I've seen that exact same line. O.o You must be really damn lonely.. Or hacked.

[nemesis00724]

431 people killed their girlfriends dads

[computernerdgirl]

Best 48 second song... ever. xD

[DevastructioN]

@MsTetrisblock

Yes!!!!

[rbs1991]

My imaginary girlfriend left me for my imaginary best friend....talk about getting played.

[blickmanics]

My GF once asked me to come over and help her out with a hard jigsaw puzzle she purchased that day, and so I did. Turns out it was kellogs frosties, and not a jigsaw puzzle. I left her.

[dmoll14]

lmao... 431 people wish they were the dad, so that they could have the honour of being killed by Jon Lajoie

[MsTetrisblock]

I like trains...

[ENDofHOPE08]

fag and gay

[MISFIT585]

He's no Adam Sandler xDxDxD

[KTMRider524]

In Soviet Russia, you leave girl.

[PlaysiZocker]

At the end of the Video is this guy the evil guy from Ninja Turtles?

[jacob79793]

@PlaysiZocker Yes, shredder was he called? Or was that the rat guy? ahaa xD

[JustAnotherYtuber]

i slit her throat.

[Ironriver57]

i hate when they get mad just cuz u kill their dad... god

[SickerThanThou]

@Ironriver57 Yeah it sucks, I've been through this before. What you should say to a girl that's obviously overreacting to her father's murder like that is: «Hey, think about it for a second ! Leaving me won't bring your father back !» You just gotta go with logic, you know.

[TheMrSpartanking]

@Ironriver57 And when they get mad at me for drowning their kid? Why?

[s00th3rs]

my gf left me coz i had crabs

[sircrazyredhead]

@chrisrogerrabbit i know a blonde whos a bus driver and she always arrives 30minutes late

[Popodix993]

@chrisrogerrabbit I know a blonde who thought stars really were 5 spiked rocks, thought science-fiction stories always happened in the past and thought the caribbean sea and the Hudson Bay were the same thing ( She lives pretty near the Hudson bay). I know another blonde who did not know what Asia was.

They're both14.

[MikeyJTheGreat]

This is the story of my life..

[billtamer]

SHREDDER! YEAH!

[hunterkiller3632]

me

[MultiRump]

@chrisrogerrabbit really? who'd she sleep with to get that stuff?

[bignasty5811]

hahaahaha very funny but have u guys recognised that he is a great guitar play??

[robotcow28]

i slept with my girls sister and she got mad and left me??.... i thought i was doing her a favor XD

[SickerThanThou]

@AnarchyRuLeZ88 Pffft, can't believe it, what a silly ass bitch ! I feel for you bro ! Message to you ladies: your sisters also need to get laid ! Stop being so selfish !

[NikolaGB]

Lol 49 seconds video and 1,786,055 views

[dafreestyler98]

49 secs well spent!!!!

[Powerflamer]

lmao.

[LadyOpenshaw]

why is there a picture of the Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the end of the vid? LOL

[LastOneStandingStill]

Thumbs up if you would like this to be the full version of the song

[ecoeurerdesabonner]

You know what guys....? he's french and his from MTL Quebec Yeah big up jonLajoie

[TheBonJerno]

@ecoeurerdesabonner that makes him Canadian. French are people from France. Canadian are people from Canada.

[SnareSmasher]

@TheBonJerno exactly. I think hes only trying to show how proud he is of his province, I mean Jon lajoie is the best thing out of quebec since...

euumm...since...

...

Poutine?

[ecoeurerdesabonner]

@TheBonJerno No he's French.... he is a French canadian... but he still french

[Nighthawk42493]

@ecoeurerdesabonner you can tell cause his last name Lajoie (la-jwa) lol

[HKTovarishch]

this is one of the randomest, funniest things.... well, it's kinda tragic.

[mercedez1996]

this is fukin stupid

[MueckexX]

Völlig Stumpf^^ absolut genial!

[kapateze]

My girl left me couse she got scared of Shredder...

[UnknownProfilename]

My girl showed me a map of the world, and she asked me: "If the world is round, what is on the other side of this flat map?" I left her.

[redono12]

@UnknownProfilename Brilliant man :D

[balint0212]

@UnknownProfilename

hahahah...that's good. i like it! :D:D

[MultiRump]

@UnknownProfilename let me guess, she was blonde.

[Greatmk]

@UnknownProfilename LOL wtf, really ?

[UnknownProfilename]

@Greatmk haha, the worst thing is that it is 100% true..

[kowtnaak]

@UnknownProfilename well... lava is the answer.

[BurningDogFace]

@UnknownProfilename That would be hilarious if it had actually happened. Alas.

[thedarklordx]

@UnknownProfilename you shouldnt leave someone because they're dumb, only being ugly or personality problems

so i think what we all want to know is

was she hot?

[GEILxDD]

@UnknownProfilename you arent serious are you : )?

[UnknownProfilename]

@GEILxDD Funny how people still reply to my comment even though it's 2-3 months since i posted it :) Well, there was of course other reasons too, but yes, true story.

[GEILxDD]

@UnknownProfilename omg xD

so because she was stupid or what : )

[RaINoX100]

@UnknownProfilename u confused me

[AustonWilliamsTV]

My hand can't leave me so I'm good. . . .

[LegendaryMusicFreak]

Never seen so much spam in a vid.... god

[soup1223]

my girl left me because she caught me sucking my own dick

[fadarrius]

@soup1223 lol

[snyperfan4live]

my girl left me because I got extreme diarrhea

[krutcheshobb]

My Girl left me because she didn't exist... Q.Q