The best of Jay & Silent Bob

[kayyjayy18]

what's the actor's name who plays the punk kid in this video?

[that1guy368]

whats the song called when he shotguns the beer dropkicks it and says get the fuck outa here!

[BLACKTRIADS]

@that1guy368

clerks 2

[callmemich]

Don't think that that are the first words of silent bob :p

[CareyGerrard2010]

THE MOTHERFUCKIN TIME!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

This guys a sheep fucker!

[chillaxer1993]

mad notes

[icecubeWSCG]

The Holy Fuckin Bible hahahahah

[rentarash]

what song is at 1:29

[TheGreatestShow199]

@rentarash welcome home by king diamond

[AlekseyAesir]

Oh Kevin Smith, u fucking genius.

[theoneandonlysarab]

Everyone knows Jay and Silent Bob are a couple of the best stoners of all time! Jason Mewes is sexy as fuck.

[MisterBankz]

LOL you can hear Silent Bob's voice echo after he curses out Jay. Btw those weren't his first words, he's had a couple of lines in every movie since Clerks.

[Azurani]

I can't believe they never fixed those locks.

[SniperInTheMist11]

5:32 GANGBANGED

[zrecer]

you have nothing from the first clerks movie.

[psychoracer200]

YOU DUMB FUUCK!

[ubermedic]

wasn't silent bobs first words the chasing amy story?

[TheWickerMan1995]

kevin smith is a genius 

[dy30n]

funniest shit i've ever seen.

[higumby]

WOW this video is PERFECT xD!!!!!!!!

[PrankZabba]

HEY HEY! The Holy FUCKING Bible Son!

[thetaso2]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

snoogins

[Raul9999ize]

3:36 LMAO xD

[DataSe7en]

get the FUCK out of here! lol

thats how I always start my first beer now, if outside.

[DISSEL1997]

Whats the song a 1:24?

[R1kuTakao]

@DISSEL1997 Welcome Home by King Diamond.

[heatherdumas]

I get a boner looking at her...and I'm a girl. omg, that body! If I had that body, I'd touch myself all day, everyday.

[TheRaizenLegend]

@heatherdumas []: 0.o

[MetalBoii12345]

rolling fatties and smoking blounts who smoke the blounts we smoke the blounts lol so funny

[funktioner]

"The clit commander" scene is so fucking epic!

[toront01066]

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand!

[kaorutheimpaler]

where this video stops, the podcasts begin

[janaleighcallaghan]

i am in love with jay, i wanna marry.

[kaorutheimpaler]

@janaleighcallaghan he's married hahaha

[wiccawolfgirl]

Lol you beat me to it... I was thinking about doing a vid like this.

[j1a2g3r]

Is not the fucking bible; hey hey hey the holy fucking bible

[Pinballman232]

not even Silent Bob's first words. His first words were in Clerks. actually, didn't he talk in Mallrats and Chasing Amy?

[unkpaladin]

"Artist: Bon Jovi" What the fuck????

[darkathmanson]

00:36 OMG A MISFISTS JACKET !

[MrMcClurkin1]

"is that the FUCKING bible" THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE. LMAO

[iowafilmdude22]

@MrMcClurkin1 i didn't think those even still existed. i though the bare minimum was at least dimes.

[kanebrentjamescrane7]

real horne jay looks

[mustacheistheanswer]

What was the second clip from?

[molesticles]

@mustacheistheanswer clerks 2. i think.

[iowafilmdude22]

nickle bags? what is this shit?

[levigamer09]

@iowafilmdude22 little bag of weed that cost fiftteen bucks

[pyroprince456]

How many people wanna kick some ass? 2,900+ :D

[JaySlay23]

1:28 My favorite part

[rbh1138]

Chasing Amy was the first time Silent Bob said something not Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

[technicalfoul]

@rbh1138 No, Silent Bob speaks in the first movie he was in (Clerks)...

[grecorobert97]

Jay:did you know Jesus was a jew?

guy... ya

[dakota825]

ayyee wtf!!! 15bucks for a nickk

[Phunnypickle]

What movie is this?

[TheDoughBoy5751]

@Phunnypickle clerks 2

[lebarosky]

This is brilliant in so many fkn ways covers all of reality and all of the virtues of humanity thanks for summing it all up for me my life is over out.

[UltraDarkPeanut]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

[akamarufan501]

silent bob talked in Mallrats, and clerks 1 witch were made before both these movies.

[slipknot666mdr]

the whole movie is the best part!

[femridinghood]

Was that Jon Stewart?

[RyanHolt19]

hahaha brilliant

[Sirdink4]

"Do you eat pussy?"

Jay: Oh we totally do!

[hcdrew3]

you holdin

anything but cocaine and your cock

[JJengineering]

put that shit in my hand,

that is so awesome! xD

[emospacebar]

Nice, Cam hahah what theater did you film it in?!?

[pimpdogpatrick]

i think i just filled the cup

[XmanhattanXblackx666]

1:26, Shadow man!

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

i have a fucking monster crush on Jason Mewes lolz

[Jakeakdreday]

i hated clerks i thought it was so boring . it didnt even have a story line

[Sekiath]

@Jakeakdreday that's kind of the point of clerks. You ever work customer service?

[KrazyKuul111]

silent bob's first words were in clerks

[strawberrylegs420]

OH GOD 4:23 LOL  FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[TheKingbong420]

whats the song at 2:50 ??

[soothslayer21]

@TheKingbong420 Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi

[mensendike]

what song is that at the beginning im 95% sure its james gang

[CamTheReaper187]

@mensendike joe walsh lifes been good

[mensendike]

@CamTheReaper187

I thought it was ordinary average guys but i knew I was wrong. Thank you sir :)

[CamTheReaper187]

@mensendike not  prob sir :D

[nobodylikeskev]

they werent silent bobs first words, his first lines were almost at the end of clerks, smiths first movie

[Tmants5654]

Fuck fuck fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. One of the greatest lines in film. K Smith rules.

[JBlackrose]

The scene from Mall Rats when Silent Bob uses "The Force" to get a Video Tape.

BEST EVER and it didnt make the cut?!?!??

[MegaDjmatt]

4:41 Silent Bob's First Words? I'm sorry but he first spoke in The first Clerks movie. And also in Mallrats,Chasing Amy,Dogma, and Clerks The Animated Series. Pretty much all the View Askewniverse movies. Minus his Cameo in Drawing Flies. Which was also made by View Askew that has a large amount of people who were In Mallrats.

[DaKilla331]

@MegaDjmatt its the first words hes said in the movie jackass

[KomiraniKliker]

@MegaDjmatt And he said:"Yeah, Purple Rain." in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". 

[AlexDelesky]

@KomiraniKliker that wasn't him, it looked like he said it but he didnt, it was the kid in the black jacket who said that. silent bob just pointed and nodded in approval

[KomiraniKliker]

@AlexDelesky Shit... You're right. 

[AlexDelesky]

@KomiraniKliker lmao no worries i was fooled for years

[djsolace1000]

@MegaDjmatt i think he was just talking about the series, duh

[taylorganggordizie]

guess the only jay and silent bob movies youve seen are strikes back and clerks 2. watch clerks, dogma, mallrates, and chasing amy and you'll be able to make a full one

[simoltan]

Clerks 2 HEY HEY LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND NUNG NUNG NUNG AH NUNG AH NUNG NAH

[TheBurr78]

the dislike bar is jays dick

[SlicksandStreets]

Silent Bob's first words were in Clerks 1

[kangur115]

151 dislikes... We need 151 condoms and a time machine

[Trololo3636]

@kangur115

now we need 165 condoms

[Roland7032]

@kangur115 i dont get it explain



[Dayneathin]

those arent his first words.

[bugmn123456]

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

[1n6h05t]

where's the trouser snake scene?? :D

[LIELVARDECITY]

give me some movies where these actors are playing

[xXA7Xx]

@LIELVARDECITY Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2. They play Jay and Silent Bob in all of those movies

[LIELVARDECITY]

@xXA7Xx Tnx a lot

[LIELVARDECITY]

give me some movies where these actors are playing

[kenwootwoot]

why is there nothing from clerks one or mallrats thats was their greatest movies<3

[ilikezepie]

did u only watch jay and silent bob strike back and clerks 2 cause go watch the rest of their movies in kevin we trust

[gakuenalice121]

God herself?

[BuckOfZeFuddiez]

@gakuenalice121 It's a reference to another movie they were in called Dogma.

[MrBigenstien]

@gakuenalice121 dogma reference i think

[xXA7Xx]

@gakuenalice121 Watch Kevin Smith's previous movie, without them you're only getting 1/3 of the jokes

[bridget9880]

@gakuenalice121 watch dogma!!!!!!!

[sk8terpunk5100]

who dosnt love the bible ... and jesus isnt a jew he was somthing eles but not a jew so read your bible and eat a bagal

[Thejanklaas777]

@sk8terpunk5100 He was a Jew.

[mastakompresji]

Oi masterneko you stupid non informed ass wipe... you should watch some more or check SOME other Kevin Smith movies... the shout to Jay wasn't the first Silent Bob words you semen puking asshole

[potsnack]

When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it. lol

So many good quotes

[ac120479]

One of my favorite stoner movies.

[tromuniapp]

Thumbs up if you noticed MacArthur Park.

[SlayaSS1]

HEY HEY THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE SON!!

[sullyppg]

5:12 best kick ever

[PirateSt3ve]

they weren't his first words, his first words were in dogma, when he chucks one of the angels of the train and says to an onlooker " no ticket"

[AK4715215]

@PirateSt3ve Clerks predated Dogma by 4 years, as did Mall Rats. Know your J & S.B. history, son!

[PirateSt3ve]

@AK4715215 that wasn't clerks, it was jay and silent bob strikes back, so learn your J& S.B. history, son!!!

[AK4715215]

@PirateSt3ve OK, my bad, but if you watched chasing Amy, Clerks, or Mall Rats (all of which were before "Dogma or Strike Back", You'll find that S.B. has had MANY lines before "no ticket", son!

[PirateSt3ve]

@AK4715215 thats cool man, but i haven't seen chasing amy or mallrats, wan't to tho, lol.

[perrythekiller]

you forgot "yo this guy anit one of us he said he'd fuck a sheep!!

[TheDustinroberts95]

15$ a nick god damn

[MagpulFTW]

did i hear some King Diamond?

[fletcher15453]

GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

[rainbowmonsters]

"written by god herself," LOL Dogma

[WadeAndShanah]

hey hey, the HOLY fuckin bible, son!

[russell102493]

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIKE!!! TO BE ON THE HOLIDAY SIDE!!!

[quartelanimation]

@russell102493 hail to the king!

[jwh1234321]

Six and a half minutes of fuckin' awesome

[krymankry420rs]

Thumbs up if you were one of the people they flew in to smoke some weed with cause you said they were badass. CAUSE SILENT BOB IS THE ECUIVILENT TO BATMAN! Mall Rats.

[krymankry420rs]

This should include every cinima moment that has Jay and Silent Bob in it.

[danielalien]

"written by God HERself"

Yup, this movie came after Dogma

[burgershot10]

@danielalien Calm down, smart ass.

[donsaiditwoud]

This was the funniest movie ever.

[Lordoofious]

The fuck is with the new ads on the side of the page? Its wasn't enough that I have to wait until *after* one ends before I can commence laughter at Kevin Smith's genius. But now it pops up right in the middle of the fucking video?

[thedeathly1fish]

damn i love this shit

[cerealkiller1124]

Maybe call it the best of Jay & SIlent Bob Strike Back?

[Hj4rr4n0]

OH WE TOTALLY DO!

[hyphymovement203]

jay and silent bob-troll hunters extrodinaire

jus realised when silent bob sez dumb fuck theres like 5 seconds of tha word fuck echoing

[hypemanJOE]

seems as thought the guy only got clerks 2 and jay and silent bob strike back. what about clerks 1, mallrats, chasing amy, of even fan boys? also NOONE CARE THAT YOU PUT master neko productions EVERY DOUCHE THAT PUTS A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE HAS A FUCKIN PORDUCTION COMPANY THAT INVOLVES CUTE KITTENS (reminds me need to get rid of the ones in my living room)

[Sandertjuuu]

What´s the name of the song/band their playing around 1.25??

[aliceinchains898]

@Sandertjuuu king diamond -welcome home

[Effluence520]

lol thats not even the first words he says in that movie...

he says "yeah purple rain" right at the beginning

[MrSwirlyyyyy901]

@Effluence520 No, the other kid says that.

[Texquil07]

disappoint thought this was all the movies not just one

[weasel816]

@Texquil07 I hate to burst your bubble, pal, but there is more than one word in here. There were two. I definitely also think that Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma should have been in here, but, there is more than just one movie. And don't take this as me being a dick, but I am just pointing something up.

[Texquil07]

@weasel816 yea they blurred together for me i see the 2 now i just skipped though for some of the other movies =[

[dmented666]

"is that a fuckin bible??"

jay " HEY HEY THE HOLY FUCKIN BIBLE SON!!! XD

[ssickles9]

3:30 lol

[TheNeverEndingGame]

Silent Bobs first words in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back xD

[Darthsantana]

hey thats captain america

[Snoooootch]

I wonder if you ever saw, Clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, or Dogma.... (Lets not mention Jersey Girl)

[blaklodge]

GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE

[hardy502]

in the first clip, notice he says, "God Herself". this was made AFTER Dogma,

he met god at the end of dogma, she was a chick, hence the reference

[x420xBOLTS4LIFE]

Silent Bob has spoke in every Jay and SB movie

[Boomstick17]

Nice job! Putting all the shitty clips in. WHERE THE FUCK IS CLERKS!? MALLRATS!?

[mmarchese17]

hahaha what song is playing when hes dancing and then chugs the beer, that part makes me laugh so hard

[spazzedoutfml]

1:29 get the fuck outta here!

[core74cove]

noich noich noich. shmoking weed shmokin weed doin' coke drinkin beers.

[iEatCatus]

15 bucks little man out that shit in my hand, nong nong nonganonganongnong

[jason123yer]

is this a movie if yes can u tell me what movie it is

[MuseofCydonia09]

Snoochie boochies

[420Nelbone]

clerks 2 sucked dick. the first one was a classic

[coocoobumbum]

@420Nelbone 37 Dicks.

[helound]

Rofl i would smoke with Jay and Silent Bob

[twistedwest1]

15 for a nickel bag of weed . wtf!

[nobody1577]

thanks to the 137 dilikes the like bar looks like a lite joint

[IpwnUtouch]

@nobody1577 they are advancing afte a month the join is burnin a little

[IHaveAMask]

@nobody1577 Lemons out of Lemon-aid.

Wait, what?

[DirectorDomie]

@nobody1577 not really lol

[DaBearz234]

boo boo kitty fuck?

[alexlovesincubus]

my uncle is good friends with them in real life