Penn & Teller Bullshit - Big Brother Part 3

[stoikr]

And people wet their pants because of Google! LOL

[LLOYD19851012]

What the hell is Da ta? I think he means DATA

[OtakuRebel]

To be honest, I still can't tell if this is meant to denounce the existence of Big Brother or just point out how much of a natural asshole it tends to be...

Penn usually seems very against cynicism, period. But I can't help wondering if that excessive optimism is just an Achilles heel of naivety. He's had a very well deserved security bubble of wealth that I think has blinded him from many dangers most face, and disconnected him from the cautious perspective most can't afford to throw away.

[deepspacedoggydog]

What is with all the porn related crap that pops up as related with this show?

[SigurdHeathen]

tits

[commonman80]

I've been going through this sense I was 12. (I'M 50 NOW!!) You'll get used to it. Just remember the next time you pick that grape at the supermarket to "Test" the grapes, data's being gathered on you. Just think, a lot of White people always thought it was about "Race". Now maybe your starting to get the picture..

AAAAAAHHHHHHHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OL!!!!!!!

[SigurdHeathen]

@commonman80

I get the impression (particularly from "AAAAAAHHHHHHHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L­OL!!!!!!!") that you're a really obnoxious person.

[commonman80]

@SigurdHeathen, No Actually, I'm a very nice guy. In most peoples opinion TO NICE. I have a true love for people of all "Races" and Religions. I'm the type of Idiot that will stop and help someone in need if they needed it. Or give someone down on their luck $5.00 bucks to get something to eat, even if I only have $10.00 in my pocket. So, if that makes me Obnoxious, Then I'm guilty as charged..

[commonman80]

I'm an African American living in America. This is how I live my life EVERY FREEKEN DAY OF MY LIFE!!! So Welcome to my World..

AAAAAAAHHHHHHLOLOLOLLOL!!!!!!

[mrfoxboy]

"Lollipop" sounds canadian. Quebecker at that. I should know, I deal with Quebeckers daily.

[freazeezy]

interpilated?

[nagga123456789]

@freazeezy interpolated its a term used when analyzing GPS points

[ramatirthadasa]

Double F#ck w. a scoop of ice cream LMFAO

[eklera]

P&T you just proved that the U.S. Government had plenty of motive to engineer the 9/11 attacks.

[gaaaaaaaaaaah1]

@eklera that is the most retarded thing i've heard

[mechanoid2k]

just for shits and giggles does anyone know the legality of private investigators say to get information like bank transactions and stuff. Keep in mind a vindictive ex girlfriend can hire one to get dirt on you

[lifeofanidiot]

@mechanoid2k Oh, it's completely legal. If someone has access to the information, then (Due to the Freedom of Information Act) All they have to do is let the information ACCIDENTALLY fall into someone else's hands in order for it to become legal property. This is the definition of the Wikileaks Scandal. Bradley Manning stole footage from the government, then gave it to Wikileaks. The FoIA let the site go free, but Manning was Persecuted. The investigator doesn't do anything illegal.

[mechanoid2k]

@lifeofanidiot does the foia apply in canada

[lifeofanidiot]

@mechanoid2k It may. I know my US law, not my canadian law, but it's probably easier to get the information in Canadia

[eklera]

@lifeofanidiot it is.

[lifeofanidiot]

@mechanoid2k But whoever gives them the information may have.

[mentallydetached]

5:52 TITS!

[pommyrooter]

" Dumb as fuck with a scoop of ice cream" Haha.

[MrDayd3]

Those were some nice tits! I woulda copped a hard on sittin in that van lol! Then I prolly woulda knocked on the door and demand some of that pussy in trade for not posting the video on the Internet! Ya I'd black male a bitch as hot as her for some of that ass lol!

[LooseApe0278]

Come on, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME! XD

Yeah, the internet and free speech is boring without some trolls around to say ether this sucks or you suck or I suck. I would suck on those big tits so freakin hard too like a hungry baby.

Out of context enough?XD

Are we talking about big brother? because my big brother died sometime ago and...fuck it...I mean fuck her hard. Get her!XD

[MrTrollzama]

That car-tracking thing is awesome! I wouldn't mind being tracked if they did it with cool gadgets like that!

[ScienceOfThePS3]

@MrTrollzama Your username speaks for itself.

[MrTrollzama]

@ScienceOfThePS3 Hey! Watch your mouth! Trolling is hard work and not everyone is cut out for the job. We are called upon to challenge the most popular ways of thinking and do so in a humorous way. Next time you see a troll, show some respect. Us trolls work hard night and day to make your internet experience complete!

[ScienceOfThePS3]

@MrTrollzama Another good use of trolls? How about taking things way out of context.

[seppukuification925]

Those people in the van are obviously idiots. I would have known from the get go that it was a set up. People are stupid

[bricbob1986]

thats why i stay off the grid, the only electronics i use are my cell phone, car with gps, tv with satellite and computer with internet, and i only give out my email adress to random websets that want me to sign up for them so that i can leave comments like this one, im safe as safe can be!

[mike112769]

@bricbob1986 Lmao!

[wp4866]

what the gov doesn't know is that i'm watching them. *points at eyes*

[Poodleinacan]

How much was she paid?

[Poodleinacan]

@madhatter689 you'd be surprise to know that youtube contains more than that.

[akuma556]

that goes the show ya, that sex WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!....i hope

[LJFHutch]

@akuma556 Haha hopefully, but more likely the world will rule sex :(

[madhatter689]

WHAT!? TITTIES ON MAH YOUTUBE???????!

[hairypolack]

BAD acting

[TheSecretCat]

he's so scary, he sits in the dark! :O

[lceman11]

their right no more privacy anymore... taimie hannum btw for all the hornballs out there ;)

[Fmaack]

Penn & Teller. They used to make rabbits disappear. Now it's just brain cells.

[tmafkap]

Didn't know Mr. Clean's got a new business.

[100cjkennedy]

These guys actually believe these guys are government agents? come on.

[MrVinushka]

Tits ...

[FreelanceGamerFilms]

Did he said Interpilated.

[darkalleyheroes]

@FreelanceGamerFilms Interpolated. It's a numerical analysis term.

[FreelanceGamerFilms]

@darkalleyheroes Ah. Thank you.

[Gigrantula58]

9:00 "As runaways and circus animals will tell you, 'Clowns will fuck you. They don't care if it hurts'"

Truer, yet creepier words may never have been said in all of mankind's history. Also, that fucking clown needs to go, it makes me want to pass legislation against clowns.

[yamadrummer1]

i'll tell you what is bullshit is the fake double d tits i hate fake tits!

[baihbalm]

@yamadrummer1 roger that

[Gigrantula58]

@yamadrummer1 ehh...just be happy that you get to see boobs on YouTube. I know, I like a good pair of real boobs as well, but it's the principle of the matter at hand....and that principle is, "More boobs on YouTube".

[ladrifter764]

NUDITY ON YOUTUBE!!!!

I'm reporting this!

Just kidding = D

[xRogueWolfx]

Everyone keeps forgetting....it's supposed to be the gov. thats afraid of us, not the other way...it's time for a revolution here in America

[Emidretrauqe]

@xRogueWolfx No it isn't. The law can still be repealed. Besides, the key event to signal revolution needs to happen. They need to start confiscating everyone's guns. Then, and ONLY then, will the time to revolt REALLY be justified.

[truthslap]

@RE1206 give me a damn break, how biased was their episode on recycling or the one on "environmental madness", Penn is even more blindly partisan than Rush Limbaugh sometimes.

[jorgeaksu74]

@newera4my That's NOT the point! Value your RIGHT to privacy a little more- it's the American thing to do.

[cyanmanta]

"Clowns will fuck you, and they don't care if it hurts." Great line to end a bedtime story with, don't you think?

[Turbonicz]

lol boobs on YT

[TheDagga94]

GODDAMN CLOWNS



[manaeiou]

Wao way to go PnT sneaking tits into youtube :D

[eklera]

@manaeiou Technically they didn't, they guy who uploaded this illegally did. Stop SOPA!

[tasteflavored]

@manaeiou just wait till you watch the abstinence one :P

[telubreton]

double fuck with a scoop of ice cream!!!!

[ChriswithMatt]

TITS

[theinfectiondrummer]

In North America? The fuck? Canada didn't agree to this shit! ....did we?

[EconoChallenge]

@theinfectiondrummer NO!

[Wavanova]

@theinfectiondrummer GOTTA LOVE HARPER

[d260]

speaking of tracking...i think the computers in most modern cars can track your driving habits including your speed and if you're ever in an accident police can retrieve that information to see if you were speeding and caused a wreck, etc...

[forestskog]

can this be real? Damn what if the guy started jacking off??

[newera4my]

@forestskog What if??? really?? like you would ever know. 

[sethmusic]

look at the way "lollypop" is throwing his "hair" back......you can tell he just got his long locks shaved, just for his anonymity on this specific show.... oh, i bet i'm right. :)

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Finally, tits on youtube, Boo Yeah!!! :)

[stukovwolffire]

the real world is turning out more like the world in metal gear solid 4. The paitriots have everything under control.

[BloodlustKid]

@stukovwolffire

Just wait for the nanomachines.

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

i'm still waiting for skynet to become self aware.

[stubsfahey87]

@Requiemxtoxinnocence LOL!

[UndeadClown95]

Anyone who is willing to sacrifice essential freedoms for a little safety deserve neither.

[broncofan92slay]

@UndeadClown95 I wish more people would read benjamin franklin

[markod2002]

I wanna know what the Kenyan guy did in the end.

[Jaspirita]

So... no car or cell phone and you'll be okay! Sounds good to me lol

[guineapiggyman]

@Jaspirita i saw a docu. where they tested how hard it would be to find a guy in europe (big area) who had no technology on him. they were able to track him by the stores he went to, and the food he ate to a 3 block radius. it was just a test, but amazingly creepy

[Jaspirita]

@guineapiggyman Holy cow! That would be really creepy! I bet they tracked him with a credit card, though. So, only walking and paying in cash? lol

[guineapiggyman]

@Jaspirita yeah probly!

[mikeyboy236]

This show is so damn awesome.... except for the clowns................god damn clowns...

[centurion997]

double fuck with a scoop of ice cream hahahaha

[rome877]

Easy didnt you see the flashing stripes in the corner and words that say "love bigbrother" over and over?

[steviewonder417]

"They dont even need to get a warrant" "So don't fall too much for our optimistic bullshit!" -Penn 3:23 hilariously fucked up

[grandmasterreggae]

Ive been destroying CCTV cameras for a couple of months, im into double figures. Join me and take down this oppressive police state!

[lestigfrancais]

We must join together and revolt against this oppressive, fascist governmuh...HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES!!!!

[Hutcarlingos]

LMAO, Lollipop PI

[Thoughtland]

@Hutcarlingos Tom Selleck could be Lollipop PI and work for Sarah Palin. It could be like the Cold War all over again because she can see Russia from her kitchen window if she stands on a box.

[breakingthe4thwall]

@RE1206 It's a very good approach, true libertarians taking a apolitical presentation.

[RattleheadSwe]

FUCK YEAH BOOBIES!!! :D

[upplsuckimcool16]

@RattleheadSwe P&T's bullshit show is the only place you can see tits without a baby attached to them, a scalpel cutting them, or a hand checking for lumps. Are you people REALLY stupid enough to vote this comment up and risk getting these vids banned?

GOD people are stupid :/

[Berzerkerevl]

i'm not exactly confortable with the government watching me fuck either

[DonMega187]

@RE1206 perhaps the whole idea of being republican or democrat or whatever is just a form of bullshit too , but maybe that's for another season

[mooxim]

I you're a law abiding citizen the only worrying part in this is when the ex-congressman mentions the surveilance might not be accurate at about 5:15

[wv05]

"There is really no way anyone can escape this system because it works in all of north america."

Riiiight... and people cannot go to this magical place called the rest of the world? They have roads there too you know.

[onlyadot]

@wv05 yeah, how about orginized crime or murdering authority, all their doing is making what would be small time criminals into Mafiosos

[DonMega187]

@wv05 this technology coming soon to your city too. give it a few or bit more years, unless it isn't already. gps is already very common thing all over the world also

[labatymo]

who the hell has sex in front of a window

[Ele3tricEye]

@labatymo anyone who knew they were gonna be on penn and teller would

[baracuda771]

Boobies!

[34bokke99]

In London, your on camera 600+ times a day

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I'm throwing my phone away now.

[HappyGestapo]

Terry is such a badass!

[faceSSScase]

would it be against the law to take out a car tracker

[superghostwheel]

@faceSSScase No.

[TheGalis2]

Well, what i know, is that they first take all the information without making the show. Then they analyzes it and makes their opinions and then you make the entertainment. It might look like propaganda, but they had no one sided opinion before everything was recorded.

[SuperSneakySteve]

TITTIES OMG! THEY SAID IT COULDN"T HAPPEN ON YOUTUBE BUT IT DID ZOMG!

[HappyGestapo]

@SuperSneakySteve there was titties on the organic food episode, and its on youtube, just remove the annotations

[mophead2345]

that clown at the end is Teller...right? He's creepy as fuck.

[Manik2Magik]

@mophead2345 Michael Goudeau

[ghjjfsbf]

Hawt

[dumbzebra]

couldn´t we just switch to the gallileo system? then they´d be fucked

[ivannasrevolution]

"We can call our government guys clowns, sure. But as runaways and circus animals will tell you: Clowns will fuck you. And they don't care if it hurts." - Penn Jillette

[Useless2112]

That is so obviously Steve Wilkos.

[oOoxelAoOo]

That system should never have been invented...

I can see such a thing being a legal requirement to be installed to vehicles.

[lessemo]

The clown guy at the end... is lollipop?? O.o

[bhdunn]

ha ha, "cuz this is going in to dick cheney. . .did you point it at someone else's house?"

[Captainbob25202000]

double fuck with a scoop of ice-cream...hmm i'll tell that to my girlfriend next time!

[unkown331]

1984 was not an instruction manual

[thearmyofgreatness]

Boobs

[genericuser227]

Tits!

[jrobl22357]

YAY!

[PeterTheis]

I'm saying they ARE propagandists. Just because P&T talk about moving beyond left/right Republican/Democrat paradigms doesn't mean they are original thinkers. Propaganda uses partial truths and twists things around. What we have is an owning class VS everyone else. And that owning class pays people like P&T to confuse the issues, take focus off what's really important. Read a book by Michael Parenti called "Democracy For The Few," & "Manufacturing Conscent" and "Necessary Illusions" by Chomsky.

[PeterTheis]

Are you listening to anything I'm saying? I'm exactly proposing the opposite. I'm challenging the thought of Penn & Teller, AND challenging the conventional "wisdom" of the Patriot Act. And I'm pointing out that Big Brother is real and a very bad thing, unlike Penn & Teller who water it down to make it seem like no big deal. Unlike P&T, I say Big Brother is real, and dangerous. It is a false choice to say "If I'm against what P&T are saying that I'm for Big Brother or homogeneous thinking."

[PeterTheis]

Getting beyond Left VS Right is vital. But it's one thing to go beyond in a way that is, to use their term, bullshit, and quite another to go beyond it in a real way. In London there are cameras on nearly every street corner. Every email & phone conversation is recorded. MIT just recently developed a computer monitor that has tiny cameras behind the screen, making it possible for the screen to see the user. Search engines single out phrases. Big Brother is real and becoming ever more pervasive.

[zamg289]

Getting beyond left and right?

That's been tried before by the likes of Mussolini and his Fasci di Combattimento, marketed as the Third Way, textbook National Socialism.

Stop regurgitating other people's rhetoric.

Find your own way and I guarantee you'll probably stop feeling like the problem is everyone else.

[PeterTheis]

By limiting the discussion between very narrow paradigm structures. If it's always Left versus Right, that's a very narrowed discussion/debate. There's a lot more out there than just that. Have you read any books like Necessary Illusions? Seen a documentary called Manufacturing Consent? Done any deep research on how propaganda works?

[DonMega187]

@PeterTheis what do u expect from 30min show? they still give out good points to people who don't have a clue what all is fucked up in this world. the more in depth discussions can be exhanged afterwards in places other than youtube comments section

[PeterTheis]

@DonMega187 a fairly valid point, yes, you can't get go too deep in a 30 minute program, and, yes, they do give some good info. but there seems to be great differences between an everyday guy in a highly shaped situation and intensely trained experts with super sophisticated tracking programs.

[kingjosh87]

@PeterTheis lol intensely trained? yea your idea of government training for small time employees to watch video tapes is seriously fucked. you are just ignorant. i hope you enjoy giving up your freedoms. dont worry one day you will have a nice little closed off house, with food in a nice big bowl, a nice warm place to sleep and a nice big container of water. you are seriously ignorant to the reason people founded this country. for freedom from fucks like these people taking our liberties.

[PeterTheis]

@kingjosh87 Googe this article: "Computers That See You and Keep Watch Over You" by Steve Lohr, NYT. [Highly trained people + the super technologies in existence and soon to be] is a far different scenario than Penn & Teller's topless woman distraction with an average Joe. What "people" founding this country do you refer to? That's awfully vague. And in what ways does my questioning express giving up liberties? Have you read Michael Parenti, Chomsky, anyone like that?

[PeterTheis]

Clever propaganda.

[FatherTime89]

@PeterTheis

How is this show propaganda?

[flair1211]

@FatherTime89 (1) The whole bit about federal agents being able to see your library records. After all, most public libraries are run by a state/local government. Also, unless your library had a confidentiality agreement when you signed up, any agent can walk in and ask to see your records! It’s one government organization asking to see the records of another government organization !

[FatherTime89]

@flair1211 Yeah and before the Patriot Act they weren't allowed to do it, without say a warrant.

[flair1211]

@FatherTime89 (2)All the people working for the DOD/DOJ/DHS/DOT is the same as some random dumbass they pulled off Craig’s List?! That some guy from Kenya is better then a person who had to get a law degree and then go through the FBI Acadamy?!

I say: BULLSHIT

[FatherTime89]

@flair1211 They point out several times that their experiments are unscientific, the whole point of this experiment is 'what's to stop them spying on people's intimate lives? Answer: Nothing.

[Quouar]

@FatherTime89 It has a position (in this case a very libertarian one) which it is espousing, and it is edited and written to try and spread that position. IE, it is propaganda. But then again, most things are as most things are in some way biased.

Yeah, sorry to resurrect your comment after a year, but it had to be said.

[lloydgar01]

@FatherTime89 PENN AND TELLER ARE TOOLS USED BY THE CIA TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THERE IS A REASON TO WORRY BY USING REVERSE PSYCOLOGY!!!!!!!

:-P