Shit Broke College Students Say

[yorubagirl012]

Look at the comments! Just look at the comments! DOH! OMG! BLACK people say this not COLLEGE STUDENTS! This is why Americans are constantly and repeatedly called dumb, stupid and moronic by people from other nations! Just because they're black they have to specify that? You dumb asses love to keep drama going!

[dalaurya]

"A dollar? Psssh, please!" Love it!

[xtinmancamx]

They don't talk like they're in college... Or anywhere close for that matter.

[KIKINURBUTT]

"Who Derek? Oh girl he is ugly as HELL! But guess what, He payin!" lmao

[WierdDreamer]

I say that but I'm not even broke..

[MaknALivinOuttaLyfe]

Boop!

[Ravburne]

I... have never felt more understood in my life.

[geeisntdead]

'cut off the mould, it's still good' i laughed so much!

[Sopresaful]

The part where she goes

"Oh, yes; we got the water. Get we get, like, 10 lemons and some sugar packs" made me cry I was laughing so hard!

[ismelljello]

this is what broke people in general say

[MegaTommy11]

why is she black?

[TheMykcal]

@MegaTommy11 Why is she black? To paraphrase Zack Ryder, "You Serious Bro, she is black because she is black! You dumbass!"

[rvggarcon]

@MegaTommy11 Because her ancestors settled in Africa and adjusted to the environment physically, just like everyone else.

[rokstareater]

i'll help you pay... THE TAX.

[shii000]

HAHA so true... I haven't paid for food in a week because I go to ALL the free food events on campus. Don't forget your tupperware.

[DannyBV21]

ahahah.... you got me?

[iloveTokyoJapan]

so true!

[brooketurner92]

cut off the mold LOL

[jok3st4]

LOOOL OH HELL NAWL "Just cut off the mold. It's still good"

[ellunatica]

hahaha i have definitely said everything in this video... especially the mold, just cut it off

[xArtnLove]

so true! XD



[YuliaGaliva]

love this video because its pretty much true.

[JettaSatanCat]

JUST CUT THE MOLD OFF, CUT THE MOLD OFF HAHAHAHAHA amazing.

[cathaterful]

@nickmanning4prez its so sad to see racism even in this evolving day and age hmp smh smh

[emandaboss1]

@nickmanning4prez who the fucc are for sayin this... it was funny n clearly true cause most college students are broke cause all the damn money go to school... dont come out here getting all racial cause i hear this shyt from every damn race there is... i'll spit on you...

[0hhelleur]

trueee!!!

[NaturalCherrelleKeys]

what kind of lobster she buying for a dollar hahahaha im too done.

[MsRosalindTV]

@NaturalCherrelleKeys No, she said she had a dollar ON some lobster, meaning that's what she could pitch in to pay for the lobster in exchange for getting to help eat it, LOLOL! This vid was too funny.

[istarrah]

lmfaoooo @ the dollar pencil!! hahahah. hilarious.

[LilStickyBadAzz]

Fuck that pencil

[TREVMAC44]

@nitamike Is that comment in English?

[TREVMAC44]

A lot of you people don't understand my JOKE!

[cyn42day]

@TREVMAC44 I do! :)

[TREVMAC44]

@cyn42day Thanks!:) this will sound racist just like the joke. But it's mostly black people who disagree with the statement!

[mcamurray]

share a drink at the club?! y'all never heard of pre gaming?!

[efeola]

This is what cheap ass black girls say, not broke college students

[yorubagirl012]

@efeola whats the difference? black girls dont count as students now? fuck! what school do you attend?

[mhss0001]

cut off the mold cut off the mold, it's still good!

[TheLunaverse]

This video is hilarious you girls did amazing job but I think this would of been better if you titled it "Shit Broke Black Girls Say"

[principessaholli]

"a dollar?! please... psh, fuck that pencil!"

... i've totally said this.

[AndyRiot]

HAHAHAHAHA



[missbraindamage]

this is me hahaha

[phatebio]

cut off the mold?! lol

[dandotcom1989]

fuck that pencil!

[Cutecare]

lol i can totally relate to the 'is it free' comment.

[lhoward92]

hahaha this is so me and my friend. Most common phrase in our flat "will there be desperate guys to buy us drinks?"

[DaydreamerATT]

LOVES IT!



[Bamb0009]

hahahah so true

[IzunaSmashVII]

The red head in the video looks like Kevin Hart.

[cosmeticsinlove23]

Its so funny

[EternitysSlave]

Hilarious video!!!! I couldn't stop laughing! You both are so beautiful, the girl with the heart earrings has some really funny energy in her lines. You go girl!!!!

[KelzLife]

I'm sorry, I cannot understand a word you ladies are saying.

[maggiegee008]

you got me?

[elizabeththeshortone]

lmfao cut of the mold, cut off the mold its still good

[system0system0]

This is shit broke black college students say. Are they insane. Do they think that white girls talk this way. Ha

[StillettosandSteel]

@system0system0 They say the same things! Just in a different way.

[system0system0]

@StillettosandSteel defenetly

[AjBlog100]

@system0system0 No. No. That's Not True

[dtub10]

... my name is Derick :(

[violonfou]

You should add something about re-wearing smelly clothes to avoid paying for laundry.

[PeepShowPussyCat]

Free food!? Oh god my life...

[N3RDProductionz]

Ahahah! Is it free? Ahaha!

[candlesandcarnage]

Fuck that pencil! XDDDDDDDD ahahahahahah!

[1997diamondz]

LOOOOL I DO HAVE MONEY....I HAD MONEY THE OTHER DAY

[manlan8]

At least one of those girls wouldn't have to pay for anything at the club. And the other one might be able to pull a trick too if she worked it right.

[queefus]

ha! theyre both black...

[verovex]

@queefus so if they were both white would you have said "ha! theyre both white...."?

[queefus]

@verovex ...how the fuck am i suppose to know? do i look like a fortune teller?

[sebjamin]

Urm... Black people...? Ok.

[126simz]

"yehh girl, imma help you pay...ha, the TAX!" lmfaoo

[ajwilliamsss]

Lolllllllll.

[MohoganyFan]

It's Free!....It's not...oh Shit I ain't goin'!!!! xoxoxoxoxox Reminds me of college soooooooooooo much

[TheGmTom]

well theyre black...

[jenny26011992]

@theheadlesszombie no shit your mum say

[GirlSpartan117]

i do that with food too. as long as it doesn't smell bad i'll still eat it.

[RubiconJohn]

lol....ironic how most broke college students will still be sayin the same shit 10 years from now. sorry folks, the baby boomers sold you out so they could buy a new boat!!! aaaahahahahahahahaha.

[TheHeadlessZombie]

Shit broke college girls say, or shit all black girls say ?

[XxToyStoreMassacrexX]

@TheHeadlessZombie lmaaoo



[1997diamondz]

@TheHeadlessZombie smh

[1997diamondz]

wow whats with the racism on here damn

[Spadesz93]

it's more like "a dollar? sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei­t..."

[ShikaTrinity]

Love it! And I think I laughed the most from this Sh*t says video because I can actually relate to this

Preach the truth!

[CoastalSprite]

Haha pretty funny. Nice job.

[yakchirscarlson]

black

[sammyboi11890]

So apparently, I'm a sassy black woman.

[TREVMAC44]

College students? Or black people? Awkward...

[ewokboba]

@TREVMAC44 College students.

[TREVMAC44]

@ewokboba Oh lord, another idiot who cannot comprehend a simple joke... sad, sad world.

[ewokboba]

@TREVMAC44 I can :D It was funny.

[TREVMAC44]

@ewokboba Haha thanks!

[jingiekinz]

@TREVMAC44 Title says College Students. Poor lad can't read.

[TREVMAC44]

@jingiekinz I can't read? Or you can't comprehend a simple joke?

[jingiekinz]

@TREVMAC44 That's what they all say.

[TREVMAC44]

@jingiekinz 8 others understood the joke. You on the other hand didn't.

[iluvnyc07]

@TREVMAC44 dont generalize! not all blacks would say that.

[TREVMAC44]

@iluvnyc07 Apparently you're not understanding of a JOKE! Get over it!

[ladyslick121]

@TREVMAC44 What a disgusting, shallow generalization. Hang your head in shame.

[screamDiNA]

Lmao

[tia30947]

hm. more like "shit ghetto black girls say". oh that was racist. sorry..............i'm not sorry.

[hiimamara]

nigerians are comin up on youtube

[xFiasco33]

why are all poor students black? Video is obviously racist !!

[brownbn]

Is it free? Oh, well I ain't goin.

This is for real! LOL Times are hard!

[heyyoo72]

Hahahaha (:

[azza689]

can a borrow your bus pass? ahahaha totally done that..

[ThingsIlikeonhere]

Lol at "braid this up myself"

[unicklyhardcore]

lmfao!!!!

[unicklyhardcore]

lmfao!!!

[ThaBadInfluence10]

aw well shit I ain't going! Hahaha!

[JermHD]

fat chick is ugly as hell!!

[lukygal2011]

omg this is sooo true



[jennilyn66]

I'm a broke college kid and I don't say this. But I loved it. So funny!

[TheGenuineChristian]

* You came late that's why you didn't see it. * Nice one, I'll remember to use that one when I go back to College. =P

[mizzamaris305]

1:37 lol

[FNLILV50]

theyre not recognizable as typical college students lol

[ThingsIlikeonhere]

@FNLILV50 and by "typical" you mean....?

[FNLILV50]

@ThingsIlikeonhere

i was suggesting the actors ages are a bit off.God!

what were you implying?

[Bertmack14]

LOL my name is Brittany. This should be shit Brittany says. bwaahaha

[missmonet210]

lolololol "f*ck that pencil!"

[justdoitgurl]

You got me tho right LOL

[lexilexiloo92]

lmao sooo im broke? cuz i done said a few of those things lbvfs



[asoapboxopera]

I love you guys

[wiindowliicker]

top 2 comments are the same.

[attiyya923]

A dollar! Man fuck that pencil. Lmao

[kimmyw010]

lmao so true!!! shit is so high in college man!

[letolovergirl93]

Bahahaha!!! That foods still good girl. Just cut the mold off! been that broke before. lol

[rexadelic]

@letolovergirl93 I do that even when I'm not broke...no point in ever wasting food!

[hippielove93]

"I do have money! See you came by 12 and I was broke by 11, That's why you aint see it!" LMAO XD

[TheSweetKissez]

why are the two TOP COMMENTs nearly the SAME ?

[TheSHlRTS]

@TheSweetKissez They're not. Not anymore.

[Pancakes3211000]

LOOOL

[Supritist]

"See, you came at 12, and I was broke by 11, thats why you didn't see it" LMFAO, I feel you sister!

[BlackStarLeo]

LMAO I can fully relate to this.

[lydiabones]

The girl with the short hair is so cute :O

[taliiuh]

I just say "I'm cute I shouldnt have to pay to get in!"

lol

[FeedmeJUice]

LOL! this is so accurate!

[LASDirections]

Hilarious!!!!

[shuabert]

haha...I cut the mold off.

[tiffany10001]

i'll pay u back stop trippin..so true its scary

[LYYSL]

LOOOL!!!@Derrick 1:00

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

"I do have money, I had money the other day! >:| " lmao!

[KealymLW]

...I only just realized she was talking about a pencil that costs a dollar. XD

[nevermind191]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT ___ SAY VIDEO EVER

[bagelbunter]

This should be "What broke black girls say"

[123wynee]

this was lame as fuck

[natscage1]

"A dollar?! Fuck dat pencil" LOL

[TheBoldSpeaker]

lol! this video was TOO funny.. "U got me righ..?"

[jackieisamonsterr]

"Cut off the mold, just cut off the mold. It's still good!"

[dalaztpoet]

Lmaooo I say thiiis

[Rockguitarhero462]

I ain't got no money, plus i gotta go to work lol

[Rep23Gh]

lmao "cut off the mold! it's still good!" 

[8sakuraleaf9]

They don't sound like college girls to me -.- They don't even sound like they graduated high school. Why are they talking that way? o.O

[whimisicalbliss]

@8sakuraleaf9 for emphasis duh. how are college girls supposed to talk?

[skylarsview]

just cut off the mold its still good ctfu

[ladySPLASHtwerks]

` " a dollar !? pleasee , psssshhhh , FUCK THT PENCIL !! "

[jvuee]

HOLY SHIT. MY LIFE STORY.

[themkblanto]

A DOLLAR?! pshhh pleaseee...FUCK that pencil!

[1983shalonda]

@themkblanto lls thats what my cheap ass be saying when i go in the bookstore @ school

[van10nistelrooy]

Shit Broke black College girls Say

[shantae721]

@van10nistelrooy so it has to be a race thing.. My college is very diverse and I still hear everybody saying this

[gogogetter]

@van10nistelrooy always some racist ass commenting on our videos. smh

[T3Ball44Training]

lol, i've definitely been there. ..especially the free food part! you girls should take acting lessons, you're pretty good, and convincing! :)

[OhHeyyShea]

SO TRUE!