Judah Maccabee is our mascot! I wish people would start dressing up like Judah Maccabee so we can take pictures with him. It would be cool if in addition to decorating with dreidels and Stars of David, if we could decorate with swords and shields and pictures of ancient Jewish warriors. After all, that is the true meaning of the holiday.
Santa is a warm and loving character who represents the polar opposite of the nasty characters celebrated in Jewish mythology. All Jewish holidays are either about celebrating the killing of non-Jews or about the cultivation of the self-fulfilling myth of Jewish victimhood... Maybe you could adopt the Grinch as your official Hanukkah maskot? I know he's not bloody and genocidal enough to compare with your typical Jewish folk hero, but he sure does represent the true Hanukkah spirit...
i started reading the bible.its a great book.the old testament is different from how they depict it in the media.it is a beautiful book , though i must question or perhaps i should say i am a bit confused.really.because i see a book that was written thousands of years ago, when people were not "politically correct", when they had more "real" love and belived that they "jews" were the chosen people.and all others were to be (here i would be offensive --basically it is "geova of armies"-war
@whatthebollocks wait... so the dumbest religion that has lasted the longest? you're right, takes no brains to stay around for thousands of years and to have survived through everything being thrown at it. very dumb.
@DiNatalli I do read my bible.... and I also do love all people as Jesus/Y'shua commands..... It also says in the Bible, in Jesus/Y'shua own words, that he will Bless those Who Bless the Jewish People, and Damn those who Damn the Jewish People.
I am a christian and do not believe in Santa Claus either.... I also love the Jewish people, and I think y'all are cool.... As a Christian I feel God commands me to love the Jewish People, his chosen people.
@Garr1984 Oh God, please read your bible. NO ONE IS SPECIAL. G-d will not love you or bless you more if you kiss Jewish behind. "Love your neighbor" He said, not love your Jewish neighbor. Read what happens to Jews if they reject the G-d of Abraham. Its not pretty. Jewishness doesn't make one special . Fot G-d so loved the world remember.
because i have 4 best friends. and 2 of them plus me (that equals 3) are jewish, we had a secret hanukkah fairy trade off instead of secret santa. we have our own damn mascot.
Santa is actually Satan. Christian don't realize Christmas is pagan. Yeshua wasn't born on Dec 25. Romans used to celebrate paganism on that day and when Constantine made a fake conversion from Paganism to Christianity he mixed paganism with it in order to make it easier for the rest of pagans to convert. Easter is pagan also. Yeshua didn't come to start a new religion. Going to worship on SUNday is also pagan. u suppose to worship on SAT. They used to worship da SUN on SUNdays.
We have G-D as our year-around mascot, thats the best part. Oh, and christmas is just a cover for a pagan sacrifice rutual.. so ya... i'd rather not do xmas...
We have G-D as our year-around mascot, thats the best part. Oh, and christmas is just a cover for a pagan sacrifice rutual.. so ya... i'd rather not do xmas...
Cool hoodie. Mashehu b'ivrit. So funny. I'm gonna have one made. For those who don't get it; on the hoodie it says something in hebrew. Realy that's what it says; something in hebrew. LOL
i know that you gonna take this personnaly but you are pretty stupid
the hole santa's idea was taking from the story of Saint Nicholas of Myra who in every night he gaves poor ppl gifts and they didn't know who does and the santa claus that we know now is a figuire that was inveted by Clement Clarke Moore in his poem "The Night Before Christmas" in 1823 you have internet access insted of posting this stupid videos just go on google and learn some history or something good
@hakim0744 i could say the same thing about you, sir. this isn't meant to be historically accurate. it's for comedy. you have internet access, instead of using it to be an asshole why don't you learn to take a joke.
@hakim0744 whats the matter ???? somebody step on your foot a few minutes before you watched this video or something??why on earth are u so tense? i'm not jewish, im christian and i adore this !this is a very cute and very clever video, especially for such a young kid.where i live jews and christians love, respect, and enjoy one another and ditto for one anothers cultures.i dont know of any christians who would be upset by this in any way.so stop kvetching already and enjoy yourself a little.oy.
You're so adorable! A sad fact of life is that the world contains a lot of jerks. You look like a very mature and intelligent person, so I certainly hope that you're just ignoring some of the idiotic remarks that were given. We Jews are strong. :-)
OMG SHUT UP WE ALL KNOW THE SANTA DOESNT EXIST ACCORDING TO JEWISH (wanna look at my ipod i got for christmas, you know the holiday you dont have) your one of those jewish pride bitches your wearing a hoody with jewish writing. god forbid if you lived in germany in WW2 hahaha.
@Elinitsam Judah just isn't as cuddly as Santa. All that fighting & war. Though, the real Santa, St. Nicholas of Mira, is supposed to have slugged an Arian at the Council of Nicea. Jesus is recorded in the NT as participating in Hannukah. I often wonder, why don't Christians practice Hannukah. That would make it a much bigger holiday. Maybe someone should start promoting it.
Yah yeah, I know I'm late. Don' remind meez. I tried to escape Missuz Harry inside a bottle of Manischewitz and didn't crawl out until now.....gevalt....
Now ta biznuss. None of youz are gettin anything good from me this yeah. You all are nawty little nudniks. Eatin cheeseburgahs on shabbat for cryin out loud.
Expect soggy latkes and spoiled lox. Clean up yo act in 2010 my lil hoodlumz.
my situation is exactly opposite than you, but i can understand you. all my friends and my school celebrate the jewish holidays, but i get your point
there are many cool holidays - for an example every Purim we come to school with funny customs, school brings a band and its a really nice party.
in Lag BaOmer we start to collect woods weeks before the holiday and then its a nice spring night - we light a huge fire, and were sitting all night with friends, food (drinks...) and its really fun
Let's just add to the Hanukkah Harry story. The SNL skit has him living at Sinai flying a cart pulled by three donkeys named Moshe, Herschel and Shlomo. He also delivers bland gifts. Rather than elves maybe Golem would be more appropriate? And since Santa has a bunch of names like Criss Kringle I propose a Hanukkah Harry alias Hersz Hershlag. Instead of coming down chimneys he could use the front door and check the Mezuzah at the same time. Make him a personification of all Jewish stereotypes.
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Why dont u dumb jew cunts just celebrate christmas. St Paddies days an Irish holiday but u dont have to be Irish to celebrate it. I'd be celebrating Honnoka if it wasn't a shit jew holiday.
You don't have to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick's day, but being an alcoholic helps. About Christmas - why isn't it celebrated on real J.C.'s date of birth (which is back in September) and how come Easter changes dates? Has J.C. supposedly risen from death more than once?
because at the time that christmas started christians were being persecuted for their beliefs so instead of celebrated around the time of jesus' birth which would be obvious as to what they were doing they chose to celebrate around the time of the winter solstice in which many people were celebrating as well since it marked the return of the sun from the longest night of the year. this is explanation is coming from a jew, so I may have my facts wrong, but that's what I was told.
@samituret I think a prime problem with your so-called comedy is the false interpretation you give of Jews. That New Jersey accent for a start is something Italian Americans are defined as having, far more than Jews, and furthermore, Jews are famous for hating the heat and may even like to adopt an antarctic adress.
A big fail here is you trying to pluck a joke out of a subject where there wasn't one. In fact, at best, all you did was list off the traits of the North Pole in an NJ accent.
"something in hebrew"...nice hoodie
eliash1988 1 week ago
this is just awful
FreshWaterSeal 1 month ago
wow.way funnier than i expected
mrfreecrack 1 month ago
Santa Claus was created by Coca Cola Company and is a spin of from the myth of Sanct Nicolaus.
JustWickedSwede 1 month ago
youre funny, i like u
Pikhaku 1 month ago
maybe you should read up on santa's sick history,
papadoc711 1 month ago
Judah Maccabee is our mascot! I wish people would start dressing up like Judah Maccabee so we can take pictures with him. It would be cool if in addition to decorating with dreidels and Stars of David, if we could decorate with swords and shields and pictures of ancient Jewish warriors. After all, that is the true meaning of the holiday.
Mayimchaiyim 2 months ago
it's because our parent's can't afford to give us Santa-scale presents eight days straight.
AbbyReidMcGee 2 months ago
..haha you rock! its just fun watching your vids
i loved the most the one about jewish guilt-- you just described my grandma in a 4:17 min video :)
keep on doing your thing =] israeli jewish girl
omghtv 3 months ago
santa does hate jewish kidz cus there is to many dayz to the festival of lights fuck me 8 days of presentz much to much i think he tooka to much
666payne 4 months ago
oh am so luvin the lacosta sweatah darlin you are so my jew where did ya get it I have to know!!!!!!
666payne 4 months ago
You are amazing. PLEASE marry me lol
rhps777 4 months ago
i sorta believe in santa claus....im a mungrel
AfricanNaziJew 4 months ago
Jewish Santa are shopkeepers. You did not realize it.
blackmachina 4 months ago
Santa is not jewish because Santa is fake.
blackmachina 4 months ago
Santa is a warm and loving character who represents the polar opposite of the nasty characters celebrated in Jewish mythology. All Jewish holidays are either about celebrating the killing of non-Jews or about the cultivation of the self-fulfilling myth of Jewish victimhood... Maybe you could adopt the Grinch as your official Hanukkah maskot? I know he's not bloody and genocidal enough to compare with your typical Jewish folk hero, but he sure does represent the true Hanukkah spirit...
unapologeticmind 5 months ago
because he is nazi ;o
vaansr 6 months ago
Nice sweatshirt 8)
greetings from israel ----(@
Belson20 8 months ago
have you heard disney channel hanukkah mascot Danny the dreidel
DAN5675able 9 months ago
Sami, you are HOTTT.
gezzi777 10 months ago
A winter time mascot...lol
Yirmeyahu23 10 months ago
Hmmmm..... Sarah Silverman, a little more in depth....
ChavivLazar 10 months ago
i started reading the bible.its a great book.the old testament is different from how they depict it in the media.it is a beautiful book , though i must question or perhaps i should say i am a bit confused.really.because i see a book that was written thousands of years ago, when people were not "politically correct", when they had more "real" love and belived that they "jews" were the chosen people.and all others were to be (here i would be offensive --basically it is "geova of armies"-war
abilify10mg 10 months ago
the reason why santa isn't jewish is because he doesn't want to be affiliated w/ the dumbest religion in the world.
whatthebollocks 11 months ago
@whatthebollocks wait... so the dumbest religion that has lasted the longest? you're right, takes no brains to stay around for thousands of years and to have survived through everything being thrown at it. very dumb.
secondchild0011 11 months ago
@whatthebollocks so dumb we are, that we have highest ratio of nobel prizes per number of ppl (we are less than 14 million world wide).
JusticeVSpropaganda 9 months ago
@whatthebollocks idiot christian is affiliated with the "dumbest religion in the world" some people are just so dumb geez
galil187 8 months ago
@DiNatalli I do read my bible.... and I also do love all people as Jesus/Y'shua commands..... It also says in the Bible, in Jesus/Y'shua own words, that he will Bless those Who Bless the Jewish People, and Damn those who Damn the Jewish People.
Garr1984 1 year ago
I am a christian and do not believe in Santa Claus either.... I also love the Jewish people, and I think y'all are cool.... As a Christian I feel God commands me to love the Jewish People, his chosen people.
Garr1984 1 year ago
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DiNatalli 1 year ago
@Garr1984 Oh God, please read your bible. NO ONE IS SPECIAL. G-d will not love you or bless you more if you kiss Jewish behind. "Love your neighbor" He said, not love your Jewish neighbor. Read what happens to Jews if they reject the G-d of Abraham. Its not pretty. Jewishness doesn't make one special . Fot G-d so loved the world remember.
DiNatalli 1 year ago
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hahahahahaha you are funny jew
fuck you jew
mercedesSLK2009man 1 year ago
Its because Santa hates jews. normaly don't troll but i had to on this one.
DGPakuta 1 year ago 2
because i have 4 best friends. and 2 of them plus me (that equals 3) are jewish, we had a secret hanukkah fairy trade off instead of secret santa. we have our own damn mascot.
nerdpluscupcake 1 year ago
haha your a jew and hot please accept agnosticism
Dadollargeneral 1 year ago
Santa is actually Satan. Christian don't realize Christmas is pagan. Yeshua wasn't born on Dec 25. Romans used to celebrate paganism on that day and when Constantine made a fake conversion from Paganism to Christianity he mixed paganism with it in order to make it easier for the rest of pagans to convert. Easter is pagan also. Yeshua didn't come to start a new religion. Going to worship on SUNday is also pagan. u suppose to worship on SAT. They used to worship da SUN on SUNdays.
EarthBeautifull 1 year ago
Merry Christmas
EarthBeautifull 1 year ago
shalom !!!!
happppppy hanukkah : )
iluvsims288 1 year ago
We have G-D as our year-around mascot, thats the best part. Oh, and christmas is just a cover for a pagan sacrifice rutual.. so ya... i'd rather not do xmas...
airforcejew 1 year ago
We have G-D as our year-around mascot, thats the best part. Oh, and christmas is just a cover for a pagan sacrifice rutual.. so ya... i'd rather not do xmas...
airforcejew 1 year ago
Some of the people on youtube are so STUPID!! Cant you see that its just a young girl making funny videos for fun.
alidc4009 1 year ago
so, what do you guys do in hannuka i mean how do you celebrate it?
fuckrussianz 1 year ago
Cool hoodie. Mashehu b'ivrit. So funny. I'm gonna have one made. For those who don't get it; on the hoodie it says something in hebrew. Realy that's what it says; something in hebrew. LOL
RIVE2006 1 year ago
i know that you gonna take this personnaly but you are pretty stupid
the hole santa's idea was taking from the story of Saint Nicholas of Myra who in every night he gaves poor ppl gifts and they didn't know who does and the santa claus that we know now is a figuire that was inveted by Clement Clarke Moore in his poem "The Night Before Christmas" in 1823 you have internet access insted of posting this stupid videos just go on google and learn some history or something good
hakim0744 1 year ago 5
@hakim0744 i could say the same thing about you, sir. this isn't meant to be historically accurate. it's for comedy. you have internet access, instead of using it to be an asshole why don't you learn to take a joke.
samituret 1 year ago 10
@samituret if it's supposed to be comedy then why isn't it funny?
scarpin091 1 year ago
@samituret with a name like hakim im guessing cuz hes an antisemtic arab...maybe wrong...if im wrong, then hakim learn to take a joke
galil187 8 months ago
@samituret great video
galil187 8 months ago
@hakim0744 whats the matter ???? somebody step on your foot a few minutes before you watched this video or something??why on earth are u so tense? i'm not jewish, im christian and i adore this !this is a very cute and very clever video, especially for such a young kid.where i live jews and christians love, respect, and enjoy one another and ditto for one anothers cultures.i dont know of any christians who would be upset by this in any way.so stop kvetching already and enjoy yourself a little.oy.
elainescolors 4 months ago
This girl is amazing. She is being silly. Obviously. Sami I think you are amazing.
rhps777 4 months ago
The Maccabim? there mascots? they fight for good!
Pooply21 1 year ago
You're so adorable! A sad fact of life is that the world contains a lot of jerks. You look like a very mature and intelligent person, so I certainly hope that you're just ignoring some of the idiotic remarks that were given. We Jews are strong. :-)
jenlovesisrael 1 year ago
Please shut up and take your top off.
kboneill1 1 year ago 11
haha, I love your impersonations. Ei, Gut,
snipe1k 1 year ago
Sami, you're precious! Keep it up and ignore the jerks. Next time, tell us משהו בעברית.
bronkdoc 1 year ago
@bronkdoc You're right. next time mashehu b'ivrit. Realy cool hoodie
RIVE2006 1 year ago
@bronkdoc You're right. next time mashehu b'ivrit. Realy cool hoodie
RIVE2006 1 year ago
A Jewish Santa would bill the kids for the toys.
EdomiteSlayerYoMomma 1 year ago
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SeriousHardMan 1 year ago
santa blows. Yo ho fuckin blow.
ak74srthebest0909 1 year ago
Well Santa could be that Islamic Extremist Who blew up some of the World Trade Center in 1994.
Ozymondias99 1 year ago
He was jewish, where do you think he got the gold. They just "changed" him to a guy who does his business in the winter.
DragonFurnace 1 year ago
@DragonFurnace learn some history
hakim0744 1 year ago
santa isn't jewish he isn't cheap......why do you hate christianity so much?
ps santa gives he doesn't steal big nose
conspiracyjoe1 1 year ago
Santa gives , jewish deal.
zooropah82 1 year ago
Dude, the amount of hate you get for your videos is so ridiculous!
Haha anyway, you are excellent. I'm so proud to be Jewish!
gabbb432 1 year ago
Why santa isn't jewish? Cause he is not greedy and gives out gifts.
xgmb45 1 year ago
OMG SHUT UP WE ALL KNOW THE SANTA DOESNT EXIST ACCORDING TO JEWISH (wanna look at my ipod i got for christmas, you know the holiday you dont have) your one of those jewish pride bitches your wearing a hoody with jewish writing. god forbid if you lived in germany in WW2 hahaha.
avenger1002 1 year ago
Whinin bastard.
ANTIDALLARD 1 year ago
كوشير؟
Paulwhoisvegan 1 year ago
lmaoo you're funny!!! love you!!!
angelicaneji 1 year ago 2
Ever heard of Judah Maccabee? That's the Chanukkah mascot. He doesn't give gifts though except for freedom which is worth something for sure.
Elinitsam 2 years ago
@Elinitsam Judah just isn't as cuddly as Santa. All that fighting & war. Though, the real Santa, St. Nicholas of Mira, is supposed to have slugged an Arian at the Council of Nicea. Jesus is recorded in the NT as participating in Hannukah. I often wonder, why don't Christians practice Hannukah. That would make it a much bigger holiday. Maybe someone should start promoting it.
VictorLepanto 1 year ago
@Elinitsam lol elinit WE GET BOTH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
avenger1002 1 year ago
new joisy...
k4coastie 2 years ago
Haha u gave santa british accent!!!!
ElementFireButt 2 years ago
the girl in this video is hot...
jaysonisbad91 2 years ago
Yah yeah, I know I'm late. Don' remind meez. I tried to escape Missuz Harry inside a bottle of Manischewitz and didn't crawl out until now.....gevalt....
Now ta biznuss. None of youz are gettin anything good from me this yeah. You all are nawty little nudniks. Eatin cheeseburgahs on shabbat for cryin out loud.
Expect soggy latkes and spoiled lox. Clean up yo act in 2010 my lil hoodlumz.
Now, where to hide from Missus Harry......
HanukkahHarry 2 years ago
Draidal Man.
kandynesskora 2 years ago
Very funny!!!! Nice!!!!!!!!
csacta 2 years ago
sorry i dont understand retard bye
Ronaldoo91 2 years ago
u are been watched in SP Brazil
really good video, funny and CHARMING...
congratulations
bye bye
Tzipizipper 2 years ago
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Santa isn't jewish because he gives instead of takes
PincheVatoMalo 2 years ago
I see that you have that famous Jewish humor.
sexyloser1128 2 years ago 2
LOL this was hilarious! I loved it
grlgrl7 2 years ago
Hahahahahaha!
TheSkandalouz 2 years ago
LMAO! this vid is amazing...I just subscribed to you =]
Jewgirl613 2 years ago
LMAO these are hilarious videos, especially the santa impression.
Zenerax 2 years ago 2
I like your room colors, where did you get your comforter? Your sweatshirt rocks too!!
lol to Hanukkah Harry, he was invented by SNL
thejunesky87 2 years ago 2
why are you so smart and pretty?....most of the jewish girls i try to get with never posses both =/
sionjajate 2 years ago
rofl good one
Ronaldoo91 2 years ago
dude, you're creepy. She's like 15/16 and you're probably 40.
CCxCHINO 2 years ago
my situation is exactly opposite than you, but i can understand you. all my friends and my school celebrate the jewish holidays, but i get your point
there are many cool holidays - for an example every Purim we come to school with funny customs, school brings a band and its a really nice party.
in Lag BaOmer we start to collect woods weeks before the holiday and then its a nice spring night - we light a huge fire, and were sitting all night with friends, food (drinks...) and its really fun
kidi1232 2 years ago
משהו בעברית
LOL
Got it on Taglit/Birthright?
:)
Astromishmish 2 years ago
I love your hair! Very SEXY!
politicoochie09 2 years ago 13
Let's just add to the Hanukkah Harry story. The SNL skit has him living at Sinai flying a cart pulled by three donkeys named Moshe, Herschel and Shlomo. He also delivers bland gifts. Rather than elves maybe Golem would be more appropriate? And since Santa has a bunch of names like Criss Kringle I propose a Hanukkah Harry alias Hersz Hershlag. Instead of coming down chimneys he could use the front door and check the Mezuzah at the same time. Make him a personification of all Jewish stereotypes.
MedMan 2 years ago
i like how you used our school calendar to read the list...
123johnston 2 years ago
1:20 LOL
pshF0XY 2 years ago
we have harry Hanukkah =D
reddy3001 2 years ago
You're hood is awesome!
STYU274 2 years ago
your, sorry
STYU274 2 years ago
you like giving bj's? cause mrs.santa does
FobSquat07 2 years ago
you like to give bj's cause mrs.santa does
FobSquat07 2 years ago
Ahh. Cool 'hebrew sweater' :)
EllaBella145 3 years ago
chaleria!
itstheowner 3 years ago
aww you have a Great Smile Sami!:)
Jasent76 3 years ago
santa`s a wife beating shmuck anyway,and we don`t need that fool,
calmstate 3 years ago
shema yishrael! lol
calmstate 3 years ago
I believe in Chanukah Harry Sami! hehe j/j :) Love your vids! Keep 'em coming!
Jasent76 3 years ago
Do people pay you for this?
r3t4y5 3 years ago
haha i love your
"something in hebrew" shirt
pancakeslovers 3 years ago
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Why dont u dumb jew cunts just celebrate christmas. St Paddies days an Irish holiday but u dont have to be Irish to celebrate it. I'd be celebrating Honnoka if it wasn't a shit jew holiday.
CrackBadger52 3 years ago
well, you just contradicted yourself, but i'll try to answer anyway.
i've never heard of "Honnoka" before, but we don't celebrate Christmas because... we're not Christian?
and i think you of all people should not be throwing around the word "dumb".
or "cunt" for that matter.
samituret 3 years ago 5
You don't have to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick's day, but being an alcoholic helps. About Christmas - why isn't it celebrated on real J.C.'s date of birth (which is back in September) and how come Easter changes dates? Has J.C. supposedly risen from death more than once?
sbelosevic 3 years ago
because at the time that christmas started christians were being persecuted for their beliefs so instead of celebrated around the time of jesus' birth which would be obvious as to what they were doing they chose to celebrate around the time of the winter solstice in which many people were celebrating as well since it marked the return of the sun from the longest night of the year. this is explanation is coming from a jew, so I may have my facts wrong, but that's what I was told.
CCxCHINO 2 years ago
@CCxCHINO uhhh im disturbed about how you know information which your religon doesnt believe its creepy :P
avenger1002 1 year ago
horrible reply, bigoted goy.
itstheowner 3 years ago
@CrackBadger52 suck a jewish dick crackbadger and choke on it
galil187 8 months ago
Lol Hebrew shirt.
I want it :O
Nejiten77534 3 years ago
haha sami school calender :) love katie
HPnut91 3 years ago
Hilarious!
minorityop 3 years ago
haha great video
simongby 3 years ago
aww this is funny and cute :]
lorenacrombie 3 years ago 2
Holiday mascot;), that's awesome.
dleviis 3 years ago
Because Coca Cola Created Santa... Hes not a Christian figuire.. Coke made him...
ukop123 3 years ago
well, you're wrong, but,
i think if you didn't take the video literally, you would enjoy it a lot more.
samituret 3 years ago
lmao!
minorityop 3 years ago
@samituret I think a prime problem with your so-called comedy is the false interpretation you give of Jews. That New Jersey accent for a start is something Italian Americans are defined as having, far more than Jews, and furthermore, Jews are famous for hating the heat and may even like to adopt an antarctic adress.
A big fail here is you trying to pluck a joke out of a subject where there wasn't one. In fact, at best, all you did was list off the traits of the North Pole in an NJ accent.
owenhunt 1 year ago
@owenhunt I am jew and Israeli, and I love summer! our summer is very hot
JusticeVSpropaganda 9 months ago
That's what Yishai Fleisher on Israel National Radio says! lol
minorityop 3 years ago
@ukop123 .... Coca cola did not create santa!! Santa claus was white before coca cola bought rights for santa claus... He is finnish by the way..
batahemppa 1 year ago