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  • Chinese people are not very bright, are they?

  • Max is priceless!

  • Chinese are funny.

  • all the spirit healers were rounded up and deported out of China

  • All I know is that this better not include Dr. Who

  • Max and Stacy perpetuate the myth of Capitalism good Banksters bad. All sectors of market capitalism are in the business of exploitation of the working men and women for CAPITAL ACCUMULATION AND CONCENTRATION and CAPITAL is the energies of workers with monetary measure. Capitalism is the legalised organised robbery of mankind by the criminal ruling class. Only sharing the Earth in cooperation in a moneyless,classless,stateless communities of humanity can end the tyranny of MINORITY

  • hahaahhahaha!that guy is so not funny it hurts...

  • I have passed a new law today : "The world tide will not rise and fall any more" !!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha. Sorry! perhaps not as funny as the Chinese joke. The Chinese have lost the plot. It's going to be downhill for China too after the USA (Ogre Sam). They might as well pass a law banning Time, Space & Gravity.

  • Another thing, Tibetan buddhism as much as it is peaceful and stuff, is really stupid. It is well documented that it was the Qing emperor that created the dalai lama and all the other positions that the tibetans worship.

    Why the hell would anyone in the right mind worship a human being in an artificially created position is really beyond me. Especially in this day and age where information flows freely.

    And does the Dalai lama really believes he's god?! So absurd..

  • @liemlionel whats absurd are your assumptions:) im wiccan but, have practiced tibetan buddhism and hold it in extreme high regard as a very powerful philosophy. Also your fundamentally ass-reverse (meaning your wearing your ass where your brain should be) in that i have as of yet to hear a tibetan monk or the Dalai Lama say he is "god" this is pure ignorance on your part. what they do say is "buddha within" at least the tibetan buddhist do., think you need to do alot of research:) tons in fact

  • @kahetel13 Well for a Buddhist, you really like insulting others do you? Quote: "your fundamentally ass-reverse (meaning your wearing your ass where your brain should be)". Not really a shining example of your religion. And regardless of what you believe in, the fact is that Tibetan Buddhists do worship the Dalai Lama.

    And why are you so affected? Did you know that as a Buddhist you shouldn't be concerned about the material world? Or are you just another hippie jumping onto the next trend.

  • @liemlionel im not a buddhist read again, i studied it yes but i am W i C C A N, and no im not a hippie lol im so glad i saw you correctly ; you do wear your ass where your head should be:) next trend? old trend you ass wipe and we do not turn "the other cheek" that would be too convenient for people like you .

  • Actually this isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. You have to look at the context. This law was to ensure that the next Dalai Lama would come from China under the government's control

    Besides the Dalai Lama is literally a God King position to the Tibetans. And this position of God was created by the Chinese court in the Qing dynasty. So if they can create god, why can't they control reincarnation. Of course I say this not because I believe it but the Tibetans do believe in Dalai Lama being god.

  • @liemlionel they dont see him as a god, they see him as a leader.

    they are what you would call non-believers if you believe in a semitic religion.

  • @liemlionel Would you like to show you a video of the Dalai Lama laughing about the idea of him being God and calling it one of the biggest misconceptions about him?

  • LOL! try harder

  • Now is everybody's chance for civil disobedience in opposition to tyrannical governmental oppression. Don't anybody apply for a rebirth license & everybody come back as a Chinese without permission

    Someday, in the future, we can all be the humble, lowly, champion of the oppressed commoners & be named Bruce Lee & kick every tyrannical bastard's asses

    Then, being mystical, rebirthed mystics, we'll find our place in Hollywood without permission & become big stars & then we'll die... mysteriously

  • it will be interesting how they do it.

  • WHAT ?????????????? This is totally insane !!!!!!!!!! It is laughable as well, even when taking into China's seriousness, or maybe that is why it is so laughable.... Legislate reincarnation, I am sorry to tell them, but these type of things are completely out of our control. No, reincarnation does not work according to human laws...... This is just another of China's attempts to claim that the reincarnated Dalai Lama, when the present one dies, is someone of their own choosing !

  • The world agrees that criminal North korean leader Kim Jong il is starving his citizens to DEATH, while he enjoys a $500 french wine. GUESS WHO IS NORTH KOREA'S ONLY FRIEND AND PROTECTOR......???? CHINA.

  • Kooky Communist Chinese are confused. Like MAX says: CAPITALIST/COMMUNIST/TOTALITAR­IANISM/AMERICAN STYLE NEO-LIBERAL market manipulation JP Morgan, Goldman Sac, BOA -SUCKS!

    LOL

  • @jibbi4one

    {Kooky Communist Chinese are confused. Like MAX says: CAPITALIST/COMMUNIST/TOTALITAR­­IANISM/AMERICAN STYLE NEO-LIBERAL market manipulation JP Morgan, Goldman Sac}

    Where's the confusion? The Chinese government is not confused... all of those things are consistent with each other... except for true, traditional American style. But modern American style is consistent with that other stuff. The fact is, Marxists have always been the most extreme Capitalists & Corp America is now Marxist

  • @Chuichupachichi LOL !! Yea, that's why U.S. crony corporatism and Marxists (confused Chinese Communists) are total FAILS. Try FREE MARKET ECONOMY based to REAL DEMOCRACY.

    GIVE PEOPLE FREEDOM AND CHOICE TO PARTICPATE IN ECONOMY.

  • China...Keep timelines in perspective...China will be what we call a "Flash in the Pan". Wait and see. They (as is) are unsustainable.

  • They want to regulate it because then they wont come back as a Butt plug like they deserve!!!

  • @RicosDomeTown we are done here.....

  • @grandmasteryeager endusanow sounds alittle delusional and bitter to me.. i think its time we suspend this account boys.

  • What you think the later years of Buddhism was all about? Chanting & humming to lead the soul into the afterlife; I won't trust anybody but god & his angels with my soul & it is their job to lead the spirit of the dead thru afterlife, not some fake mortal priests.

  • @grandmasteryeager Freud was not a Jew. Most of the.German and Iranian Jews are not real Jews but imposters. Nazi ideology & psychiatry.were invented by rich Americans &.Germans. see video endgame by Alex Jones. Look, my.website has that video. Talmud is not Jewish writings & later years Moslem writings that allow sex with babies. Torah & Quran is good, later writing is bad by insane pharasis/Persians pretending to be Jews 1% of.Israel's rich; they changed god's laws to fit them. Mayabell (.com

  • And the US has cancelled the Space Shuttle program as part of it's sanctions on reality. School globes, world maps,solar sytems, and galaxies, will now need to be shown as being inside an investment bank chairman's head.

  • haha i love how max is against communist and socialism here but I bet that's exactly what he want's

  • Look like western mass media can teach Chinese counting god this time. I am seriously considering this a Nobel Peace Price subject.

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  • So, they gonna be arresting babies?

  • @AnotherNutJob Probably, it's China, they already arrest babies before they are even born. The penalty for daring to grow is death. I wonder what ridiculously harsh penalty they'll have for recycling a soul?

  • next law you can take a shit but you cant wipe your ass 

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  • What's up with RT? This story broke way back in 2007.

    Google "No Reincarnation without Permission from September 1st Friday, August 03 2007 @ 01:35 pm BST"

  • how silly >.<

  • what's next, outlawing cloudy days?? hahaaa

  • I just bookmarked this video, but couldn't decide if it fit more into "General Politics" or "Humor". Then again, that's a whole lot of videos these days, isn't it?

  • its common sense that no government can control reincarnation.this video is BS.....

  • Oops, there is no reincarnation. Resurrection is the deal, and only once.

  • erm no the dali lama would be just fine with fuedalism as he was back in the day... hes not the big sunshine out the arse everyone thinks he is...read some history

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA

  • I like Chinese people but hate their Government. Overthrow.

  • @MiClLC I agree. All tyrants must die because they will never change.

  • Love how he adds 'J.P. Morgan sucks" at the end of that rant.

  • LOL

  • thats ok when i come back i wont even be in china

  • Kill me, seriously just kill me!

  • They want to control reincarnation so they will have an endless supply of organs to sell.

  • nOW i DON'T FEEL SO BAD ABOUT AN aMERIUCAN STATE BANNING THE LAW OF KARMA.

  • Love the last comment.... jp morgan sucks!!!, haha love your work max

  • PPL PLZ UNDERSTAND REINCARNATION IS COUNTER PRODUCTIVE TO THE CONCEPT OF MAN KIND WORKING TOGETHER. IT SUGGEST PPL WHO R SUFFERING DESERVE IT, AND U SHOULD NOT HELP OR ACKNOWLEDGE THEM, FROM THIS STATISM, RACISM, SEXISM AND SO ON HAVE BEEN BORN. U R FREE TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT, BUT IF SO, GO TELL A JEW THAT THEY DESERVED THE HOLOCAUST IN THAT CASE AT WORK TOMAR IF U REALLY BELIEVE THIS CRAP....

  • @bezzly I Can't hear you. You are yelling.

  • @bezzly Jews told me those in holocaust deserved it because they mixed with non Jews. Defiling your blood with monkey people is crime against humanity. Being ignorant, trusting & helping criminals get rich, powerful & harm many innocent children is a big crime. Psychiatry, pharmaceuticals, human experimentation, pedophiles, partiality, eating pig blood etc, all come from Germany, Iran & turkey area of the world. Psychopath insane mixing with such is better off extinction.

  • @ENDUSANOW Actually 100,000's half Jews served with the Nazis. 90% of Jews are Khazars i.e non-Hebrew, likewise there are Chinese, African and Asian Jewish communities - who is an unmixed Jew then? You? Lol.. For peadophilia just read your own sick "Holy" books, Psychiatry (and the modern sexualisation of children) - Freud. Blood sacrifice? As for trusting criminals, sadly we do - we give charity to Isreal.

    Europeans ARE fond of bacon however, and unashamedly so. Bacon is awesome!

  • @ENDUSANOW y r u talking abt jews that way? wht do they do nobody else does? so do all americans deserve to be killed for killing even more ppl than the nazi;s? who are monkey people? america was doing EVERYTHING the nazis were doing long before them, but they did it to ppl that probably dnt count as human to u anyway

  • @bezzly Jews believe in reincarnation also. All past religions did. Irish, English, Europeans, Asian, Indians all burn their dead. In Hebrew reincarnation is called Gilgul. Americans deserve what god will send to them. I pitty the fool who goes against god & his angels. Everything that happens is approved & stamped by god. Mainly to test us, teach us & help us. The physical body is superficial. The world is an illusion. Watch little Buddha starring keanu reeds. My website videos mayabell (.com

  • @bezzly Why would reincarnation mean that people deserve to suffer? Why wouldn't it mean people deserve a second chance to be treated better by their fellow man?

  • @MsColdCanada second chance to wise up & shape up. We all need to work to help.humanity & god.

  • @MsColdCanada why? go and observe how they poor and suffering are treated in hindu ran communities. widows and unhealthy ppl r avoided in poor villages in fear of their bad karma "rubbing off" on others. they make it sound real nice overhere, but did u see slum dog millionaire? show me in hinduism where it tells u to help the afflicted?

  • @bezzly I haven't seen slum dog millionaire. I don't think the movie companies need my money. I can't show you anything in hinduism I'm not hindu. The ban is on Chinese and Tibetan Buddists. They are trying to legislate the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama and those like him. The Dalai Lama is supposed to stand for compassion. Do you think compassion is bad?

  • @MsColdCanada you should look into the dalai lama a little more. if hes for compassion why is he allies with people who are not. what does western nations like Britain have to do with compassion? He says one thing, but plz judge him, me and whoever u encounter by their actions. not their words. that cuts through all the media bs

  • @bezzly I'm sure there must be a few compassionate people in Britain. They can't all be bad.

  • @MsColdCanada wtf? im not speaking of the citizens. im speaking of the whole nation. its leaders its policies. im sure every pirate or nazi was bad, does that mean its ok to let them be or to associate with them? if they were good, they wouldnt allow those things to be done, like the guy in valkyrie. anything less u r going along with it.

  • @bezzly Valkyrie is that a movie? If so I've never seen it. Your comment doesn't really make sense to me. It makes more sense than passing a law that requires you to sign up to get your immortal soul correctly processed after death though.

  • I guess the dead can poltergeist the highest of regimes.

  • lol, that's really funny stuff that Chinese came up with.

    I guess they are going to the next level with 1 child policy.

  • The followers of the Daily lamer believe that his piss cures all the ills, he should bottle it.

  • This is just the funniest thing ever - of course Max is exactly right, the intent is to control the Dalai Lama - I still cannot fathom how stupid some men really are.

  • @AdeptAlbatross "Dalai Lama" what?

  • I wonder if anyone will actually submit the forms...

  • max bashes everyone that opposes to freedom. #LOL

  • haha they should just make some "NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED" signs.

  • this guy looks like Admiral Ackbar

  • im still gonna do it :)

  • Talkin' 'bout big government...

  • This is pretty wild! Can anyone really charge another with reincarnating without first filling out the proper official forms, while both keeping a straight face and maintaining psychological integrity? Even if they could, does not China then risk eventually becoming fully populated by young, inexperienced souls who are too naive to function in a turbulent world? Maybe savvy souls will skip the whole thing, and incarnate in Bermuda or Hawaii instead. :-D

  • LOL, that slit eyes yellow skin always making stupid things XD

  • *face palm*

    ~ So if i die, im not allowed to be reborn into a wolf or a tiger? thats not fair! oh wait... who the fuck cares -.- stupid governments these days...

  • "Did you die already? Have you had a previous life? You are not allowed here. NO! Get to steppin' you are not allowed here, we're overcrowded! Go reincarnate somewhere else." lmbo!

  • lol thats a lot of slashes

  • lol this is so funny!! Besides the Dali Lama is always going 2 reincarnate anyways, the idea itself is eternal. This is just so funny, how exactly r they going 2 stop reincarnation? lol

  • Huffington Post??? Considering how they sold out... I don't believe them at all.

  • L O L

  • ~•~

    R ALL Dictators MENTAL?

    There's a little Hitler in ALL of them

    ~•~

  • Chinese people eat aborted babies as an aphrodisiac

  • HA! Hysterical! Totalitarianism in the afterlife.

  • Russia band and even killed Christians not very long ago.

  • Wow, even The Onion couldn't make this up! LMAO

  • @JustinC721 They have to make a spin now about it lol.

  • Wait, does having the permit get me out of hell?

  • Bullshit, I am comming back as a rooster and I already have a couple of those Chinese pullet babes counting on it...

  • @shanepaulcoward thats any belief really... not just religion...

  • this is the funniest thing i have heard all day! :)

  • I would like to get hold of a reincarnation permit.

    I wonder if they will print a copy in English?

    They may have an afterlife permit also

    or an application to be a ghost.

  • @Choowbz

    lol! no reincarnation permit for me thanx....hell if i wanna come back here unless it is to haunt others.....maybe they will have a haunting permit available just in case the persons i want to haunt are reincarnated as chineese....lmmfaoo!

  • @Amunet369 Lol youu crazy!

  • jp morgan suks lol

  • hahahaha

    the ending was funny, this guy reminds me of the guy in the Matrix.

  • LoL he always has been digging on JP Morgan. I got to get ride of them!

  • Well thats an easy way to get rid of someone you dont like. Police!!! reincarnate over here!!!

  • haha JP Morgan sucks

  • I like how Max just puts any tie on, as a spare of the moment thing, "ah heck this will do" O_o

  • how does one actually go about putting laws on the spirit world? I know the veil is thinning... but this is just asinine.

  • crash jp morgan buy silver!

  • In a day when all logic and reasoning is thrown out the window...

  • What ;o) Of all the Outrageous things this as too beat them all.

    Sounds like they need removing from their positions too

  • some nice cool technology machine comming soon?

  • thanks RT :)

  • Way to go Chinese. I hate when assholes come back.

  • lol what did i just watch

  • I dunno. Don't we have laws against hurting peoples feelings? How dumb do we look?

  • Who's that squeaky-voiced nerd who sounds like he's from the internet? Have his balls dropped yet?

  • What if you decide to come back as a party member? Is that covered by state medical?

  • Perhaps a whole generation will reincarnate in china to overthrow its evil dictators who have no power in the cosmic realms.. oh wait, that's already happened.

  • what? haha, I thought those genocidal thugs were atheist. 

  • @capucchan8 goncidal thugs must be atheist right??

    Lets see now...Moses and his followers...killed 3 peoples in the jordan valley to settle...

    OR something you could understand...Richard Nixon and the american govt which started the vietnam war that killed about 2 million civilians...i think they were religious aswell...

    meh, you're just a yankee, what could you understand...

  • @Rabican030 Is that all you have? Let me show you all the atheist nations and how many people their dictators killed:

    China-65 million

    USSR-20 million

    Vietnam-1 million

    N Korea-2 million

    Cambodia-2 million

    E Europe-1 million

    Latin Amer-150,000

    Africa-1.7 million

    Afghanistan-1.5 million As YOU can see,ATHEISTS win 1st prize for shedding the blood of innocent people.

  • @mcap52

    You're a fucking idiot, and I don't know where you get these facts from. Most people in American jails today are Christian, most gangsters are also heavy bible readers whether you think they have morals or not. In fact, Christians, Muslims, and Jews kill over 9000 times than atheists do.

  • @mcap52 where you get those numbers from ?

  • @mcap52 latin america are atheist? i thought they were heavily catholic...

  • Ha ha ha ha ha -  love that last part . Slash - JPMorgan sucks! - ha ha ha ha

  • this man is just retarded, this is obviously not real news

  • I'm laughing like He--, and I'm sure God is in hysterics over these nin-commie-poops...But wait! If the Chinese government professes atheism, why would it want to manipulate something in which they have no belief?! So, this is actually a step in the right direction for them-HA!!!

  • Makes sense to me, where is the confusion???

  • I like the part were RT still couldn't resist blaming America for this.

  • @thedragonwilleatyou I liked the part where that didn't happen.

  • @thedragonwilleatyou That part was funny, yes.

  • wat

  • lol...wow...trying to control the dharmic wheel of life-

    that has GOT to have negative karmic consequences

  • If I were to bet on who banned Dragons, after this article, I'd put my money on the Chinese Govt.

  • they r just covering all the bases.(baseball lingo)

  • lol, thank you max :)

  • I'd like to see the literal translation. Could this really be about cloning?

  • the way that guy described china at the end there was fucking hilarious.

  • maybe theres alot coming back as a piece of shit?

  • By reincarnation they mean:

    you can not kill someone and loot their liver & other organs for a client awaiting a transplant on a cruise ship in South China sea without gov'ment permission.

  • @z0nt21

    what are you talking about? the Chinese gov't does that already - its the biggest organ harvesting and export organization in the world.

  • What actually is you're relation with this.

    You people have no care whatever they're doing.

    Stop harassing China.

    WWIII is coming for you guys.

  • Maybe they know something we don't....OR they are just INSANE!

  • They already have a law banning against fortune tellers and prognosticators in China, it was Mao who said he wanted all of it gone.. and now its still against the law.

  • @AlterEgoTrip Good, things like that only hinder the GREAT CHINESE ECONOMY.

  • How exactly does China ban Reincarnation without government permission???

  • @swapert22 They can't so much ban the act but they sure as hell can ban anyone from talking about it.

  • @swapert22

    the next Dalai lama, Panchen lama, and whatever lama that's in the religion is going straight to prison.

  • it's sad to see that out of so many posts, only a tiny minority understand why the Chinese government did this.

    ah well, fools will always be fools.

  • rofl.....lmao! wow too m uch

    !

  • Thank god he got the JP Morgan sucks in before the end, I was gonna be like wtf, what about JP Morgon sucks?

  • ".../JP Morgan sucks." ROFL, nice one Max!

  • I plan to be reincarnated as the son of a hot chick with great boobs.

  • All this one day, is so gonna whiplash back at em Commie asses...no one can escape Karma...im amazed at the amount of freedom i take for granted..and the sheep Chinese get herded like ....well um sheep.

  • @TheBonnerking haha stupid indians deserve another epic 1962 rape

  • @GuanYu89 cool story bro.

  • @daveff66 Im sure you find that funny. I am sorry for your mindset and delusion sir.

  • @Billthesheepdog How dare you insult the Pastafarian faith! I will pray that his noodly appendage may one day touch you before it is too late.

  • @GreenyFool  Oh I love Pasta! but with sauce and shrooms and garlic bread!

  • it's probably just me but Stacy Herbert is SMOKIN' HAWT!!!

  • Religion this religion that, in the end, it's all about land, money and power.

  • Max Keiser = Legend

  • The Chinese government doesnt actually believe in reincarnation. The problem is that if the Buddhists are allowed to choose the reincarnation as they always have, then they will pick Dalai Lamas that continue to bring negative attention to China. China will now try to regulate the process of choosing who the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama and Panchen Lama will be. Remember, they already abducted the Panchen Lama when he was a boy and no one has seen him since.

  • Exactly, the law effectively gives Chinese authorities the power to choose the next Dalai Lama, whose soul is reborn as a new human to continue the work of relieving suffering.

    They have taken similar actions with the Chinese Christians, who should by led by Chinese Christians and not the Vatican.

  • plain weird!!!

  • they shouldn't ban it as such, but perhaps just impose a strict 'reincarnation tax'?

  • anyone else just have a blank stare right now?