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  • This song is awesome. And it is not dissing on Bakersfield. I love my hometown, yes the waters dirty and there is a lot of cows, but anyone with half a brain realizes this song is poking fun at something these guys love. I fucking love Bakersfield, and all the faggots on the "east" side dont know shit about being gangster. Come to Oildale, thats where real men live.

  • Bakersfield=True California

  • Country+Rap=Crap lol funny tho

  • I live here...sucks ass

  • Kurtis! its Bailey from camp! I KNEW I WOULD FIND THE VIDEO!

  • I live there....shit

  • I love it! It's sad but it's true!

  • fuck FAKERSFIELD big bad DELANO!!!!

  • @delanocalifornia14 Fuck DELANO big bad BAKERSFIELD all the way!!!!!!

  • lol this is funny, its not all cows n trackers tho, bako really does suck big hairy balls

  • Fuck white ppl go out and get blasted at then see how Bakersfield is Lil fags KC ALL DAY

  • @MrBamBam661 oh your cool haha, ignorant prick

  • @sneaksallred ha, your funny haha. get your panties in a bunch why dont you:p

  • I wonder if people without arms are able to rap.

  • They try to make it seem like Bakersfield is all cows and farming rednecks, and its not.

  • you guys are awesome! lol!!

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  • bako sucks it is way too hot it is 100 degrees every day

  • this town sucks it is soo fucking hot

  • It's so true...

  • haha... im in bakersfeild right now... i can tell you that bakersfeild is alot better than vegas

  • "oildale" that's what's up !!!!

  • Lmafo! " the arm-pit of the state"

  • I don't even know why people are trippin so badly off this song. they were just poking fun. All of you just need to learn to laugh.

  • ruining the beat...

  • East Side

  • You People Are Fucken Ignorant. These. GaVachos Are Talking About Oildale So Stop Talking Shit About The East Side And Find Something Better To Do

  • Dude fuck you c-blo and skinny-c its people like you that make this city look like a joke its you home be proud of it . if you not then fucken move and speaking of buck owens i dont like country music but atleast he love this city and dont diss the east side bitch we some fucken crazy motherfuckers well fuck fuck u guys up in a hart beat any east sider no matter what hood bitch ass honky

  • @alenyking before you are going to cus somebody out, learn to speak proper english. You think you sound all hard but in reality you sound like an idiot.

  • @alenyking -east side if shitty to live in. it's only fun to bike through to see all the lame ass "gangsta's"

  • @OKRaider15 this is Whodini's beat, (Friends, 1983 Jive label) NAS IS A BITER. poor youngins thinking That most of the hip hop is thought up these days.

  • Fuckn drunk, bako in a nutshell

  • No need to get all butt hurt...

  • oildale bakersfield!!!

  • Been there they pretty much nailed it on the head.

  • @beretta989 shut the fuck up! you don't know us!! fucking bitch...

  • A great addition to this rap would be the part about coming down to pismo and dumping all the garbage out on the streets and beaches.

  • these guys r nice though

  • freaken Bako. Lame but i still call it home. just dont go to the getto areas like the east side, the dale, near arvin, wasco, deleno, shafter, or any of the rurol areas. Bako... theres non other like it. well maybe kansas city if it got to 110 degrees during summer

  • fuck your talking about oildale my sides all gang members o south high nigga

  • tru tru still love bako tho haha

  • Fuck This Vid Nigga,East Of Bakers,Where Them Real Niggas Be!

  • i hate bakersfield

  • This song is so true about bakersfield, which is the cradle of idiocy. The judicial system of kern county is a joke. The police department is corrupt and absolutely ridiculous. It's most deffinately the armpit of Californai. Its way to conservative and just plain ass backwards. The only good thing is LA is two hours south, and Las Vegas is five hours east. I'm so happy I finally got out of that pathetic place and moved to a more open minded city in LA.

  • thats so true..u should come to lamont or arvin. and you'll smells nothing but chemicals and cows s#@$..

  • Give credit to Nas's instrumental,

  • @dracoman324 You dont know how to spell. Or even type out a proper sentence.

    What was the phrase...oh! "Goin to school all day and they never gettin smarter".

    Seems pretty fitting of a song to me. Especially in your case.

    Sometimes, you just have to accept the hatred you have for yourself.

  • duude so not true bako's awezome ppl dont kno how to appreciate it nd thiz iz the fucking dale the most terrible area ever filled with rednecks

  • what ??????????????????????? lmafo is right becouse thats has NOTHING to do with bakers its not aboust faming or oil its gangs and drugs 90% of it unless ur a r a soile dlil kid true what the hell u talking about?????????????????????//

  • Bakersfield= shithole.

  • @umom7 i sooo agree

  • i used to live ther my aunt says she wnt to high school w\ you guys....do you remember lauri doss?and you are soooo right about bako! im glad im outta there(:

  • Wooow, I am in love with this vid. Can't stand it here sometimes.

  • Goodbye Bakersfield for the last time.

  • Love bakersfield!

  • @Lcruz16 Wth is wroung with you!?

  • thats the shhh

  • thats the shhh

  • I love bako cant wait till i come back in march

  • I'm glad I don't live in that part of Bakersfield.

  • This is in the oil fields between wasco and bako... This cracked me up!

  • THis is in the oil fields between wasco and bako... This cracked me up!

  • East SIde Bako motha fuckas! GO Foothill Trojans!

  • Don't drink the water, I've been telling people that for years lol!

  • i live in the rosedale part of bako lol

  • these guys have to be 08'ers, haha. 

  • lmao the heart of bako is the 08 ... birth place of white trash. you should have  filmed there instead bro. but kool song

  • Got one for Cleveland?

  • I love BAKO!!!

  • Where was this filmed? Wasco? lol ewe... try showing the REAL Bakersfield

  • @assreaper12 ahahah not thats not wasco..Bako is the shit tho n this is only a diff part of bako they gotta show they legit part =)

  • @assreaper12 i soo agrre bakers is not dairy

  • This is a JOKE

  • thanks for tryin but next

    yzee

  • lol gooooooooo Bakersfield this place sucks I'm 13 and last night i couldn't find a movie past 9:30

  • Bakersfield is way fucking better than anywhere in Texas. Get me the fuck outta here.. I was smoking schwag yesterday and I was told it was DANK!! AAAHHHHH!!!

  • GREAT VIDEO! Thanks for making it. It is HILARIOUS and soooo true.

  • oh wow,i cnt wait 2 move 2 bako either im movin this year, oh nd idgaf bout L.A.

  • I can't wait till I move out and get this weird concept called "air"

  • Ah Bakersfield the cradle of idiocy...

  • All Los angeles is ....a whold bunch of small cities next to eachother...I lived in Los angeles in the city of torrance....population is nonthing compare to bakersfield...Bakersfield is just a big ass city with population of over 300 thousand ppl..way more than a city in los angeles...Go live in a dirty city in LA..LA ..im from LA..never would i go back...it sucks...there.......oh and the fregn trash all over down town..on alvarado st...nasty ass shit....eww LA

  • LA is a much better city than Bakersfield will ever hope to be. There's so much more to do and see and it's a lot more liberal and not conservative like ghetto ass Bakersfield, with the cradle of idots running the town and the stupid pd and the pathetic judicial system... LA is aso far cleaner and nicer...

  • @805gurl28 bakersfield has grown alot over the years i came to live in bakersfied in 2005 there werent as many stoplights and traffic alot of the roads were dirt and now you drive there alot of traffic its changed drassticaly

  • @rcdude747 oh yeh... I have lived here my whole life... it has grown very much... getting to be like LA and we natives HATE it! I remeber Rosdale when it was THE COUNTRY.. you had to take 99 or Allen road to get from Stockdale hwy to rosedale hwy. I miss the way it was back then :( OH! and the Kern river actually had WATER IN IT!!! lol

  • everyone leaving stupid comments is lame!! Bakerfield is way better than a slum town in Los Angeles..Serioulsy people always saying OH yea LA is cool..Shit have you been to LA. Yea ugly with freggn trash all over the place. I bet you lames dident know that bakersfield is bigger than cities in los angeles..

  • LA is way better than Bakersfield. LA is cool, and there's so much to do and see and it's very liberal...

  • FUCK ALL YOU HATERS BKS ALL DAY KC

  • my bad it smells like that all day!!!

  • bakersfield smells like cows at night!!!

  • I almost moved there when winco was first winco was first being built. My dad was going to be switched to bakersfield from here in eureka. I hate the heat but the hocky games make it so much better! Go Condors!

  • ouch

    soo true

  • sxt

  • this video makes me feel SO happy I live in Tehachapi!

  • It's so true, Bakersfield is the dumbest third world sack of shit lean to the right most redneck bible belting city, and it deffinately is the armpit of the state. The only good thing about is LA is two hours south.

  • This video is hilarious and partly true. GO BAKO!!

  • daaamn haha luve this rap imma show it to all my freinds

  • these guys are talkin bout oildale hahaahahahahaah

  • lmao so true....

  • i love this video its so rad its tottaly bakersfield got to loveit.

  • ITS FUCKIN 2 HOT TO LIVE HERE!

  • b-town is g nigga and this rap is true hahah

  • IT'S SO TRUE!!! Swear to god, this is the dumbest, most redneck place west of the Mississippi. Lol, love the song. :D

  • it's all about bako.! i love this place. its boring at times but its a great place to live in. and dudes..ur talkin bout oildale.

  • omg that is oildale! bako is kinda nice at times haha. it is suuuuppppeeeeerrrr hot though! its been 110 b4!!!

  • The high last summer was 117!

  • this song is hecka funny!! i love this!! i love the dirtbike pulling the tumble weed and the end at 3:14 throughtthe end :)

  • TOTALY OILDALE!!! LOVE BAKO!

  • You totally just described Oildale!!!!! We luv Bako!

  • U DISCRIBED OILDALE!

  • exactly

    hahahaha

  • holy cow... that's funny!!!!good stuff fellas.. really though, the two cowboys in the vid, are you guys really the ones spittin' rhymes???? please send a reply, i'm dyin' to know!!!! xoxo denise

  • bakersfield ain't all country, i live in it. and oildale is the shizit BAM

  • yeah..i hate bako sadly i live in it too

  • i live in bakersfield it aint all farming and construction..................­but mostly

  • Shit man, now I'll be singing this rap the rest of the week.

  • oildale owns lol

  • Hey guy with the cowboy hat i have Mr. Cabalka as my health teacher. ur his son in law right

  • if you go to seven oaks it looks very nice

  • Btown is koo some times. I do admit we do have fine ladies here

  • Besides, even Orange County has an Oildale.... It's known as the 909 :)

  • LoL He's so right on the damn roads here... Snow, Hageman, Jewetta, Olive... All they care about here is making sure you cant turn left anywhere... Never mind that one side is 10' wide and the other is 50' Bako engineers are serious retards

    Bako is "trying" to get better, but it's always going to be "Backwardsfield" as long as Harvey Hall is sitting on his throne just trying to generate income to his ambulance co... that clown needs to retire already....

  • Hey, i live in Bakersfield, and i totally agree with you! Haha, Bakersfield has its moments, but its pretty lame!

    *Check out our channel for funny and cheap videos!

  • lol wats up with the pumping unit and cows..lmao..this was pretty funny tho...but u could of used downtown or something..lol

  • omg wtf...i live in bakersfield..wtf is this..how embarrasing..lol

  • i lived in bako and thats a lie unless you live in the outskirts or the dale,

  • HAHAH! so funny and so true! jk

  • This rap was funny but it's not really Bakersfield. This is the outskirts of Bakersfield and Oildale haha. I grew up in Bakersfield and I absolutely hate country music and don't have anything to do with any of that type of stuff. Bakersfield isn't that small of a town, theres about 400,000 people which is actually a lot. I mean I'm sure there are some people that live like that and stuff but mostly in the outskirts, not anywhere in the city.

  • this was so funny i busted up laughing!! people cant laugh at a joke any more!!

  • Very funny and true video. my grandmother lives in Bakersfield.

  • Funny vid! But, it has changed a lot! And the cows are over here in the south, haha! In the fields.... but there are a lot of people from north and south moving here, it's getting over populated...and the air is shit. I love it though, it is what you make it=)

  • Sad really...what was once a bright city with a big future has fallen to drugs and welfare. Where Oildale parents don't care if their kids graduate from high school.That child can always get unemployment or take over the family business of selling crank and delivering it on his bicycle that used to belong to his uncle who is now in jail and carry on the family name....sad really! Buck gets a major name-rep on a major street and Merle gets a measley I-5 off ramp...sad really! Wake up and run!!!

  • lol

  • The funny part, is when I read ppl's comments, and they are offended! LOL!! If it was'nt true, then why are you getting mad? Yep, there are worse places, but let me tell you there are better places! Well the enlightened think it is funny, but the defensive have no argument, except to claim a street, or hood, yet they don't explain why? So, I can tell you as an ex-BAKO boy...this video is ALL LAUGHS and ALL TRUTH!!

  • Self hating faggots. If you don't like it leave it. No Maricons from the Mighty Kern.KC Homie.

  • That was pretty tight, but I don't think that described Bakersfield very well, your missin the downtown area an The Hood parts, (I always see cholos walkin around) well i think that mostly described Oildale, either way, I can't wait to get out of here!

  • wow guys, we live in the armpit iof california, but bako is allright. i really like this song though! Besides, if you dont like the song, click on something else. or just go to the marketplace or the valley plaza!

  • Dude FUCK dis SHIT!!!!

    BAKERSFIELD is a fuckn BOMB as place 2 b 4rm!!!

    661 all day everyday!!!

  • its satire. I like Bakersfield its a decent place to live for the cost of living.

  • damn u guys take things up the ass its just a song bako is small less than 400,000 ppl everybody knows everybody or if not one of ur friends know them.. back in the day the oil fields and construction were pretty much the only things to do.. good song though..

  • dude thats not even funny thats disrespectful and not every where has cows and dirt and bako isnt a small place at all ive lived in bako my whole life and yea the wether sucks butt but its like that almost every where and for your information i know alot of ppl who r very smart and got a great education and guanaca69 have u ever been to bakersfield cuz u r completly off

    and all i have to say is BAKERSFIELD RULES!!

  • wow i live in the city where like 99% of the non beaners live.think bako sucks?come get blazed with me

  • bako freaakiin roccks.

  • funny.

  • Wow, that was, uhmmmm. Pretty gay. You guys can't even get your facts straight. The 101 doesn't even go near Bakersfield, and drinking the water makes you poop?!? Where do you think Bakersfield is, Mexico?!?!? Couple of bored ass rednecks. The only reason it stinks to you, is cause you need to be washing that upper lip. The only cows I've seen outnumbering the population, are the ones at your family's house. (Tell your mom I said Hi By the way.)

    Idiots.

  • EXACTLY!

  • Wow! Seattle or Bako? Hmmm. Let's compare. Seattle is a beautiful city. It has clean air, tons of outdoor activities for all seasons, a vibrant downtown, beautiful mountains and lakes everywhere. Yes it is rainy- I'll take that over the constant smell of cow poop, dirt, ugly oil refineries, gangs, ugliness(you can't deny how ugly Bakersfield is) urban sprawl, ugly strip malls and horrible weather. I'd take Seattle any day!!

  • Well, sometimes I ask myself "Why did my parents choose Bakersfield?" But, when you get down to it, people here can be pretty nice. We're an expanding modern city, going through the same problems of major cities. Yes we are polluted and yes we have a lot of gangs, but if you find just the right places, it could be the coolest place you know.

    Boy that was cheesy...

  • That wasn't cheesy, man. That was spot on. I live in O-Dale, when most people think Oildale, they think "trash," and yeah, there's trashy people here, and litter filled front yards, but not where I live. The ones with trash in they're yard etc, are the true Dale'ions and tweakers. I'm not, though, I just live in Oildale.

    Also, do people really think Bakersfield is the only place in the country with trashy yards, or people? I don't think so. And they're ignorant to think so.

  • lol what are the lyrics to this song

  • BAKERSFIELD IS AWESOME!!!

  • jajaj jaja

    bonafide american rap hatboy !!!!!!

  • hahahah i love this song i live in hanford

  • This was a very good song. The vid was good, too. We think a lot of small town people internationally could relate to this.

    A small town is a small town.

  • yeah but bakersfield is bakersfield........you don't know until you're stuck

  • Like our neighbourhood.

  • You're stupid too then, eh? Bakersfield is not a small town.

    GOOD GOD, do any of you people actually LIVE here?!?!?

  • only 2 more years till college....

    2 more years of this hellhole...

    kudos for the rap though. very accurate....sadly....

    i can believe i've been living in Bako for awhile...

    probably have some smog related lung disease like Valley Fever...

  • Are you retarded? The rap wasn't accurate at all.

    Go on, go to college. Get the hell out of my city.

  • It amazes me how stupid some people are. I've spent most of my 33 years living in Bakersfield. I found the rap to be a pretty good telling of what it's like to be in Bakersfield, and it made me homesick just a little.

    Oh, and as for college, I got my master's degree at CSUB.

  • This has got to be the worst fucking town I have ever lived in the weather sucks, it is to smoggy, people are down right rude and there is nothing to do here what so ever and people in this town are still kissing bushs ass but that is no surprise because most people in bakersfield can't think for themselves but what do I care. I am moving to los angeles in a few weeks so fuck this town I am from the bay area and I have never experienced such ignorance from people like I have in bakersfield!!!!!

  • your mom sucks and fresno does too puro sur 13 fuck norte

  • wow dude ur gay. I live in bakersfield and its pretty badass. Its not my favorite place in the world but theres alot i like about it. I gess ur just not tough enough to roll with us bakersfield people. Didnt u listen to the vid? it says to fit in here you gotta have a a lifted truck a cow and a gun. its true. thats probably why u hate it so much.

  • Bakersfield isn't sooo bad. There are a lot of great schools, the new homes they're building are very nice and it's just a couple of hours drive to the beach and Los Angeles. Just like any city the crime is only a problem in the bad areas of town. Stay in the nice areas and you won't have any problems. Even though it's a decent sized town the streets are wide and the speed limits of most main thoroughfares are pretty fast (50 or better) so you can get where you want to go very quickly. Go Bako!!

  • I was just in Bakersfield one unfortunate weekend. I have to say it is one of the ugliest cities I have ever seen (I have traveled to many countries in Europe and Latin America as well as to many U.S. cities.) Bakersfield has little to offer. Sure you have beautiful and affordable homes- but they are affordable for a reason.

  • Well, good. Don't come back, then. Go to France with the rest of the wussy french.

    (Oui oui!! We surrender!)

    Idiot.

  • I interviewed for a job in Bakersfield. I lived in Fresno for 14 years and I thought that town was a dump... until I spent some "quality" time in Bakersfield. Nothing like a huge oil refinery in between the "nice" areas. Plus the place stinks all the time. Bako makes Fresno look like San Francisco in comparison. Don't believe me? Visit both for yourself and see what you think.

  • Haha...Bakersfield does suck. ^_^ Hey,peoples don't get mad I live There.

  • Like there's any absolutely PERFECT town anywhere? Sure, we have our ups and downs city to city, but no need to swear eachother out over the internet. It's pointless.

  • Trust me, you start to appreciate Bakersfield a lot more once you move away. Especially to a place like Seattle...yeah, Bakersfield is starting to look really good right about now!

  • Hell, my best friend and I saw Morrissey in concert last May, and my best friend just recently saw Rob Zombie in concert who gave a shot out to Bakersfield when his band performed "Streets of Bakersfield," originally done by Buck Owens.

  • aiyo, idk, buck owens and korn put it on the map

  • Honestly, I went to Bakersfield for 1 day, and I thought it