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  • I wonder how many times Tom Cruise has liked this video.

  • i poop cerial

  • Does anybody have a link to the background music? I've searched different versions of the theme song but I can't seem to find one that sounds exactly as this one.

  • Why does anyone thing he is cute?

  • criminon

  • What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? Calling people "fat jew" isn't funny. Real life =/= South Park. Stop it with this childish bullshit and actually focus on the video.

  • @SCSRoblox If that ever came up in an argument as a come back I would shit bricks because I am fat and Jewish XD

  • @SCSRoblox is too

  • fuck you scientology there I said it so what now??

  • @sandraz0 lmao. i guess you have to wait now for tom cruises wrath? anyway fuck 'em.maybe we could start a fuck scientology cult. do you think its a money maker.

  • @streetender1878 no i don't think it is a money maker i'm sure it is, but a guess tom and the rest of scientoshit's don't see it or don't wanna see it, but yeah let's make our cult maybe we can make youtube a religion too!!

  • ATTENTION!!! BEWARE!!! Scientologists NEW method to silence the opposition:

    1. ANTAGONIZE anyone that leaves negative comments against Scientology

    2. PROVOKE you into responding to their comments the way they attack you

    3. REPORT YOU to YouTube for being in violation of the (Terms of Service) for "Harrassment" or "Hate Speech"

    4. WARNINGS will be sent to you that you have violated the (TOS).

    5. ACCOUNT SUSPENSION or PERMINANTLY CLOSED will be the result after 3 WARNINGS

  • Cruise = fucking retard. As for the scientology cult, its just dogshit.

  • @scumsucker1 im a scientologist and i feel bad for u. if u read it u would learn that scientology is proven by jesus. so stfu before u insult my religion or ill be pissed bro. scientology is about love and believing in urself. if u took scientology, ud be really good at dancing, but ur not, so i feel bad for you.

  • @Runningjoels scientology is a religion?, my fucking arse. L ron was taking the piss when he thought it up. you dumb fuckers bought it. Shit, it will be just my luck if the spaceships actually turned up ha ha. By the way, dont bother replying to this post, as im busy being fitted for my tin foil helmet, Fuck, i just realised that im a prime candidate to be brainwashed into the scientology cult. Wont somebody try to save me? lmao

  • @Runningjoels show me where it says, in the bible, that jesus even mentions scientology, never mind "is proven by jesus" feel free to be as pissed as you like. no fucker cares but you.

  • @streetender1878 mathew 13:23, " and jesus said 'if you dont follow scientology, ima be real fuckin pissed.' " read it and weep bitch. i bet you cant dance either. take it from me bro, follow scientology and u'll be doin da cha cha like fuckin xenu.

  • @Runningjoels who the fuck cha cha's

  • @streetender1878 ur moms vagina... i do it reaaal good.

  • @Runningjoels you are a necrophiliac then! just be honest. the nearest that you have ever been to a vagina is when your mother spat you out. even then i reckon they threw the baby away and just named the afterbirth.

  • @streetender1878 at least im not a fat jew

  • @Runningjoels good retort! for a fuckin retard maybe. who the fuck is a fat jew?

  • @streetender1878 you are.

  • @Runningjoels not fat and not a jew. guess again dumbass

  • @streetender1878 sure you're not... keep tellin urself that ;)

  • @Runningjoels seriously, you are too fuckin stupid to argue with

  • @streetender1878 you're too fat and jewish to ever get laid. stupd fat jew.

  • @Runningjoels but you do admit to being an afterbirth? fucking idiot!

  • I like how the maker of this video went through the trouble of color-correcting to match the lighting from the actual interview :)

  • Quick way to get rich:

    1. Start some bullshit religion.

    2. Start a church where your students pay to learn bullshit.

    3. ????

    4. PROFIT!

  • @RuneScapeSweatshop Forgot no taxes, even more profit.

  • TOM CRUISE IS FULL OF SHIT !

  • WATCH THE LATEST MOUNTAIN DEW AD ! IT'S AMAZING ! JUST TYPE ' ITZ THE FIZZ THAN THE KISS ' ON YOUTUBE AND VIEW IT ! ENJOY :)

  • I really go do one right now. Aaaargh, oh man. Back in five.

  • I want to be as "regular as the Dutch" as well .... how do I get in on this?

  • Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm!

  • @baseballguy2186 i burn Dianetics in my videos

  • Paul Haggis has done extensive charitable work the people of Haiti and besides the attention his high profile departure from the Church is getting, more problematic for the Church of Scientology is the reported FBI probe.

    Of particular concern is the Church's fraternal order, The Sea Org , the apparent probe into the Church's leader David Miscavige and the activities occurring at Gold Base, a Scientology compound outside Los Angeles.

  • He is such a fuckiing wack job. Love this video, proves just how full of shit he is, with or without the laxatives. lol

  • they make billions of dollars ... their system is amazing !

  • FBI Investigates Scientology , Suckers

  • wtf is he talking about??

  • Oh, Tom! We all know you're gay. It's okay, guy! You really don't have to pretend!

  • FUDGE PACKER

  • HAHAHAHAHAH Tom Cruise won't leave scientology because he will appear to be even more of a fool because it proves he knew all about the scam.

  • I am so SICK of Tom Cruise, I could SCREAM. I never want to see his face again.

  • The Dutch really aren't that regular. It's because of the cheese.

  • tom's got teeth on his cock, asshole, underarm and nostrills. showy

  • I literally LOLed the first time I saw this.

  • Tom's teeth are growing out of the left side of his maxilla.

  • Scientology is an extremely dangerous greedy unscrupulous SATANIC criminal cult!!! Scientology Kills, Scientology ruins lives, abuses children, lies, deceit, protects rapists, forced abortions, uses intimidation to silence, splits up families, assault, defamation, false imprisonment and fraud, false reports, litigious, families losing their life savings, No ot powers, Tommy Davis is a liar. David Miscavige beats his staff, Criminal Enterprise, TOXIC ORGANIZATION, Stiffs Contractors, HAIL SATAN !
  • Fucking cocksucker.

  • The serial pooping is what make Nicole run scared!

  • SP = serial pooper

  • wacky cult who make you pay to learn bullshit

  • @alumrock like the catholic church ( to name one ).

  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  ......What? Oh, sorry... where am I?

  • respect his authoritay

  • Not to my face? HOW DO YOU THINK PEOPLE FART?

    Oh right...The alien thing...Sorry.

  • This made me giggle....

  • Religion ruins lives...the world..everything...duh! This god concept needs to vanish like Tom Cruise's career!

  • Good Job - but the interviewer should not watch inside the camera instead on the left side...so then it looks better you can image the look each other.

  • Wild and woolly. A blast. It really is. It is... fun! Psychiatry is a fraud (and Scientology is its only real competition).

  • @14skp ..very funny. Scientology is the #195th growing delusion on the planet. It is a MORONIC subject with POSITIVE LIFE ENDING DATA and MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES that can change your sexual preference(Yes You!) up the butt. Really defacing the conditions of your anus. It happens with your own efforts and a buddy. There are retards, failures, butt pirates and everyday pole smokers that are Scientologists. These are dumb people....they can think for themselves and willingly bend over and take it.

  • where can i get the background music?

  • whats with the camera

  • i'm a serial pooper 5 times a day no joke, i have salmon ass really bad, please help me scientology.

  • Tom appears to be drawing on a number of his "showpiece" acting faces to deliver this meaningless drivel. Some of these Hollywood figures, isolated from the real world for quite some time, are clearly struggling to keep things together. It's actually quite sad to see. As for Scientology, it is a business pure and simple. In some ways these "PR" moments are quite valuable in that they serve to counter any crumbs of credibility that the corporate-structured Scientology thugs try to push.

  • This guy is fuck'in legend in his own mind. Joke. Scientology is all about having the big bucks. Exclusive fuck head club.

    Tom Cruise is so completely fucked up. You can fuck off now Tom. Space cadet!

  • he is far out man

  • This is so funny!

  • ...not funny. Scientology is the #1 growing religion on the planet. It is a BRILLIANT subject with POSITIVE LIFE CHANGING DATA and COUNSELING TECHNIQUES that can change your life (Yes You!) for the better. Really bettering the conditions of life. It happens with your own efforts and study. There are celebrities, business owners, doctors and everyday people that are Scientologists. These are not dumb people....they can think for themselves and find Scientology very worthwhile.

  • @14skp Spoken like a true victim.

  • @14skp Nazism was a fast growing doctrine with lots of smart people as well

  • @14skp "These are not dumb people"...lol, yes, they are dumb.

  • @14skp Anyone who wants to can walk into a place of worship, whether it is Jewish, Christian, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, and receive spiritual guidance for free. Scientology constructed courses of study for each level of enlightenment, which you must pay money for. No, they are not dumb. They are very clever, indeed, to be able to take advantage of vulnerabilities and weakness in people with deep pockets who need their egos fed.

  • @FreedomFlowers LAME fags and homos whine about other people's religion. Stuck in a screw up lifestyle but trying to convince yourself you can't change. Change IS possible, but it's not free.

  • @FreedomFlowers

    There is a way that seems right to a man, But its end is the way of death.

    Proverbs 16:25,

    Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

    John 14:6,

    The Lord is not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance.

    2 Peter 3:9.

    He who believes in the Son has everlasting life; and he who does not believe the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him.”John 3:36

  • @14skp lol!

  • Try Moringa Max, it is ancient herb for constipation.

  • tom cruise after the crazy kicked in, lol!!!

  • What religions are wrong and right? - iuchat . com

  • This is hilarious. It cured my constipation.

  • Cruse ... what a tool! Make a little money, get a little fame, get plenty stupid!

  • it is, you know, it's rough and tumble, and it's wild and wooly, and it's a blast ... it's a blast, it really is ... fun 1:55 is priceless -- wooooooooooooh ... claps hands and laughs hysterically - wooooooooooooooh may lead to some turtlehead situations ,LMAO 3:48 LOL!!

  • scientology kills people too

  • LOL, nice job ccpitts...

  • what the hell is he talkin about here?, he sounds like a babbling idiot !!!!!!!

  • My life and the lives of those I love have been significantly improved since I became a Scientologist.

    In all honesty I pity the majority of you people still trapped by your own ignorance.

  • @videochemist

    Absolutely! Though my bank manager would disagree. The basic tech is fine, but the IAS and the black dianetics that David Miscavige has injected into the original LRH tech means I'm spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to re-do the tech.

    The other day they told me I wasn't clear, I had to go back to dianetics again!

    How I laughed! (then paid up).

  • @videochemist

    I shit on your lawn.

  • @videochemist Videochemist had to post his comment from a public library, as he's spent all his money on bullshit scientology "courses".

    It's a pity he isn't famous, then he could attend the scientology "celebrity centre", instead of having to dick about in the "Sea Organisation", L.Ron Hubbards' faux navy. He wanted to be a high-ranking naval officer, but ended up writing shit science fiction instead. What a twat!

    BTW, I AM Xenu & you're fucked for the next 75 million years, sucker!

  • Gimme Dat Old Time Ur-Lid-Jun. Scientologists = lunatics

  • thank you very much tom for healing my constipation,

    if i ever meet you, i'll be able to shit right into your face.

    hail xenu!

  • dudes chill sure it may look like a cult but without scientists where would we be driving buggys and using caves and wood for heat and homes

  • @theojer87 SCIENTOLOGISTS not scientists the fk r u talking about

  • talk about loose screws!

  • Cruise is a fudgepacker

  • Cultfag.

  • Follow Jesus. Not cults.

  • @ChristyourSaviour Christianity has it`s own cultist traits....

  • @proxcis

    Follow Jesus. Not cults.

  • @ChristyourSaviour

    No difference at all!

  • @DazedNConfused01

    Follow Jesus. Not cults.

  • @ChristyourSaviour

    All religions started out as cults

    True story

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  • Tom Cruise doesn't like it when people call him fudge packer even when he packs fudge o_O

  • what a fudge-packer :)

  • @Atreas40000

    He is, he so is ;)))

  • fcuk xenu

  • The dutch are what????

    hahahahahahaaa

  • Scientology doesn't get criticized for what they believe per se. Scientology is criticized because of the way they operate.

    Scientology has a lot of enemies because they're greedy, they defraud their members, they bully and harass their ex-members & critics, they separate families, their RPF labor camps, their deceptive front groups, and corruption, etc.

    Scientology definitely deserves the attention that they getting. They brought this mess upon themselves.

  • It is so much fucking fun hating this guy...Hes like the visual embodiment of an idiotic mule spitting up newly found beliefs because they are the only aspect that make him feel more than the ignorant ass hat that he is. God gave of Tom Cruise to help ease the disappearance of Bush from the comedic world.....The US needs a prime target to jerk off to while "Roflmao'ing" in our living rooms, and dear god cruise fits the ticket.

  • people think were creepy...lets go 360 degrees and come back to creepy again....what? did he mean not to make any sense?

  • You're a very intelligent person aren't you?

  • I would not say im intelligent, merely that I am capable of seeming so.

  • Over 1 million views. Congrats

  • haanyone wanna cam and swap pics then let meh know

  • Call me criminon.

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!

  • Tom Cruise brain washed

    Scientology cult

  • "I am someone who is a compulsive liar and has an undeniable lust for sex and money and you know, I see nothing wrong with that" L Ron Hubbard ©

  • Serial pooper

  • 360 degrees... thats gold

  • brill....

  • @nicopetromac

    Had a browse through that webpage, has some interesting theories but that doesn't convince me at all that Scientology is a positive influence..

  • 'WE ARE THE AUTHORITY?" mate, I would certainly would not want you turning up on my doorstep..

  • Scientology is the Authority on Banki accounts only.... If they are the Authority on Improving Humans, I am an Ape.

  • @graphattic Erm................sorry to point this out but you ARE an ape.

  • @graphattic

    Graph, I wish you hadn't said what you did in this video. I say that because I can tell that you realize that Scientology is bunk--but, you see, you actually ARE an ape. Humans are one of the great apes, so you kind of accidentally validated Scientology.

  • @Authilus Well I am not a tree ape then. I am a city ape!

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  • GREAT love the idiot Tom!!

  • He was great in "Interview With The Vampire" as Lestat, but pretty much crapola in every other movie i've seen him in. And seeing this video really makes me convinced that he did have learning difficulties growing up, and scientology got him brainwashed to top it off. Ah If only tom Cruise was Lestat, and not this weird person we see here. The greatness he could be!!

  • That movie had a lot of acting talent behind it......and Christian Slater......

  • lol

  • @peckensPetrin

    what movie...

    idiot stop advertising an illegal website

  • scientology ruins lives

  • @Westfalenstad1on ....nope....humans do......

  • Wow.

    I mean obviously this has been edited for comic effect, but it's not so much what he's saying as the WAY he's saying it.

    It genuinely looks like he's in a movie playing an insane person.

    1:34

    If that's what Scientology does to you, I think I'll pass...

  • lol tom lost his sanity

  • Is fiber drugs?

  • crazy

  • oh that camera thing made me laugh. Very well done all around. very funny sir.

  • He is clearly the biggest closet gay in the world.

  • love the ending, its just PWwooooo! best bit 3:37 onwards

  • makes me lol when he laughs uncontrollably about his own joke

  • Cruise...What a dick-weed!

  • Rub the handles of the e-meter together and you'll get a blast.

    A electron beam flashes out, and kill all the Xenus and thetans in the vicinity.

    A marvellous piece of high tech equipment there. :))

  • this aint different from any other religion. Religion= brainwash.

  • It's a bit different than other religions.

    I don't believe any of the other religions send out goons after u. Or smear your reputation, make rumours about u. Call your work and say you're a thief, claim you're a child molester etc.

  • Thats true, those religions molest childs themselves.

  • Wow! Do they really do that?

  • Yes they do. Hubba bubba's policy was the use of "Fair game".

    Wich meant that the members could use basicly any means to hit the opposition. Or the SP's.