The Petals Fall Twice - A Dramatic Reading

[seanjohn2800]

Ahh, an excerpt from The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.

[sausagesausage]

She was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.

Possibly the best thing I've heard in 2012.

[DeathtoRaiden1]

Thanks for the laugh.

[Tawaxyon]

Weird part of YouTube?

[goldengun492]

I find this easy to masturbate too



[ZapdosIsHawt]

what

[Lanky460]

anticipation of participation :)

[patricktmahoney]

HORNY LEVELS ARE UP TO 30%, SIR

[almightybungholegirl]

Lmfao!

[KissOfEvil6]

Fuck tumbler, and this wasn't originally from the place of no return

[nikkudaninja]

you know saddly this was stolen from 4chan. Like everything tumblr and reddit have.

[IsaTracy]

@nikkudaninja I'm pretty sure it originated here considering its a yourube video?

[DurpHurpDurpHurr]

@IsaTracy nigguh you stupid or something?

[nikkudaninja]

@IsaTracy Its actually from Tumblr

[pezgurl]

all i wanna do is masticate to this.

[TheReFLexZone]

what the fuck did i just watch

[somewhatperfect1617]

This, Is amazing.

[flutterflygoddess]

I faped

[ThatBoogieman]

That's because you're blind now, Mildred.

[blinkster133]

I find this hard to masturb8 to

[Atma505]

sans peeny is the font i use for my school essays

[xcnugget]

wat

[Bluedrake42]

genius.

[pwnalicious]

Anticipation of participation LOL

[godzwilla]

KILL JOHN LENNON!

[wifeSmasher3797]

My god... this is perhaps his greatest work ever. The characters are so well-described i feel as if i am having my peeny headbutted as well. Perhaps it is the author's innate talent to bring the setting and plot to life that paints such a vivid image in my mind. This could be the greatest work of literature in history. Also, the narrator is able to project a fabulous and clear image of the story, much to the benefit of his patron's. The Petals Fall Twice. A wonderful, flawed, and brilliant work.

[tomahawk297]

FAPPED

[TheOpenSummerBreeze]

*speechless*

[Likeyoucare]

I got a boner.

[koppen67]

Damn cliffhangers

[DJRozwell]

provided she was still alive

[BurningDiesel85]

Shakespeare himself would be envious over such a narration

[NatalieMustangFMA]

2 people are now blind

[sdog9411]

my life story

[HoughtonMifflenburg]

Please read more things.

Oh please.

[secularwin]

That's because you're blind now, Mildred.

[ThePitofSidLord]

I wish more chicks would headbutt my peenie

[kennhulio]

Let it work its magic

[joetyler2001]

amazing work! I cant imagine where you found this writing

[welshdan1987]

Whats the music in the background?

[VestriDeusEstMortuus]

Christopher Walken needs to narrate this. 

[UEhappydudey]

I laughed

I cried

I masturbated

Then I went to sleep

[fazedsatchel]

Sans peenie?

[MediaMunkee]

Truly a modern day Shakespeare

[xBloodxRedxRavenx]

YES

YES YES YES YES

[REDCLOUDX]

That's just the poop baby.

[charlieorr4]

DEAR GOD WTF AM I WATCHING

[daneyalanwar]

ted williams needs to narrate this.

[andrew8185]

What are my ears listening to

[Repent6]

This is literature. Pure Literature

[yuumeko]

OH GOD THE MUSIC AHHAHA

[IrukaKan]

Thanks for the calming video; it's needed for this fic!

[aptg95]

This. I don't think I've laughed that hard while whisper-screaming "WTF?!" while reading this.

This was magnificent. Haha

[MarySeif]

This is the best thing.

[uhhguy]

What you have in mind eeeeeeeee?

Why was this the funniest thing in the video for me?

[Brockbfball1563]

Brilliant.

[nourali2]

If this is from a GAFer, I bow to you good sir.

[HatPerson]

@nourali2 redditor/goon/a dude

[kalukaXBL]

How did you manage to do this without dying from laughter?

[dcrooms]

Morgan Freeman needs to narrate this.

Or James Earl Jones.

[Starsquish]

@dcrooms morgan freeman yesss

[MeoCulpa]

@dcrooms read that as Gordon Freeman.

[TardyFerguson]

Good, but not quite as good as scrottie mcboogerballs

[pelayostyle]

Thank you sir.

[craterinahole]

How did you not laugh while recording this??

[MANTISscream]

@craterinahole I swear I heard a snicker or two.

[teatreevids]

@MANTISscream Nope. The secret was that I read it at like 3am, when I was too tired to be thinking about it at all. Listening to it now does kind of make me laugh.

...Peenie.

[EonianPal]

This gave me a orgasm.

[iamakitty85]

wtf?!@? lol

[McLovingbc]

O.o

[alextheangry02]

One of the best.

[Pubertyful]

Aaaaahhh...this is relaxing...

[bloodandguts5]

Sounds like morgan freeman! lol

[RomeoCo]

BRILLIANT!!!



[c0al]

yes

[teatreevids]

As the lector of this work, I fully support Mr. HatPerson's visual interpretation. Good show, sir.

[keirisrad]

Another groundbreaking piece by Leopold Butters Stotch. The Petals Fall Twice is his followup to the best selling 'The Poop that Took A Pee'

[hom3slicez]

That's because you're blind now, Mildred.

[illsubanyone]

I want your peeny in me

[coroblast]

I think i speak for everyone when I say, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[x1j39x1j39]

brilliant, very well done.

[missheatherbat]

oh my god i love you so hard.