Naked (aka Nekkid): The Psycho Shirtless Comeback

[hereticnasom]

Nice music ;)

[Annaconda1984]

i love how you came back shirtless on my birthday a year ago (-: out of all the days...

[JustA11en]

@Annaconda1984 Now it all makes sense. I bet I know who stole my shirt now. >:P

[Annaconda1984]

@JustA11en maybe (-;

[silentfades]

I was just thinking about you and wanted to tell you that I miss you and hope your not only ok but well.

Marc

[LizLearns]

You are awesome. You were the first channel I ever subscribed to. I miss your videos. More please.

[FrostbittenWolf]

Thanks for the wide awake screaming nightmare. Good to see ya back. I was afraid the heat you took for exposing the "Patriot" EndTimeWatchman marked your end.

...please never make a face like that to the camera again. You scared my dog.

[lupocephalic]

I find it odd that I have not made a comment.

So ...

Uh ...

Hmm.

Occasionally, speaking the thoughts in your head leads you down a one way dead end street.

This happens far too often to me.

[soulwith4flames]

I must say, that is pretty freakin hot

[iVolkswagen]

I NEED (ok, just would very much like) this song. Cant find. Anywhere.

[XmojotronX]

wtf? oh yeah his from new york.

[CobiCobe]

HOT!!

[HeidiSaid]

I want in on this~ ! 

[darkFaunK]

welcome back :D glad to see that ugly mug back on youtube!

[BubbleyumMary]

I need to shazam this song

[battim]

markie mark and the funky bunch are back! lol

[medicatedsaint]

And welcome back.

[medicatedsaint]

THIS IS SPARTA!!! Oh wait, it's JustA11en. haha j/k I liked to get that toned. Just turning 41. Should I even try lol. Plus I have been working on my weight for over a year. Made quiet progress. Now that I lost some decent weight where I don't feel my whole body is a large military backpack I want to start running and do some weights myself.

[JimmyK76]

good to have you back

[Thinguns]

I have no idea why i searched for you, reminiscing about old subscriptions i guess, random search of your channel and you've posted a video for the first time in a long time!

Welcome back

[bigpapa181]

I was wondering what the hell happened to you.

You're lookin' ripped dude. What kind of training program are you on?

[cooksterz]

i like how ya shake it!! it should be a filter i can apply! :D great to see you rendering again!

[JustA11en]

@cooksterz Low resolution rendering... w00t! >:P Hai Cookie

[Vulilu]

So glad to see you back! You have been missed!

[baltymora2]

1. ok so u glued some shit to your stomach or its make up like, that dazzle camo they used to trick the germans in the old times (u wont trick any germans with that though, not unless they like boy bands and specialist gentlemens clubs)

2. fix your cam its all jerky and shit.

3. cant think of anything else

oh yeah

4. your face still looks like an ass

[JustA11en]

@baltymora2 At least one of the above is accurate. I could cite which one but then i'd have to kick you in the neck for your own good.

[theminiarkana]

A11en!!!!!!!!!! My god!!!You is not deadeded!!!

Good to have you back, dude. <3

[JustA11en]

@theminiarkana I'm glad you're glad im not deadeded. >:)

[NetzDriverZ]

welcome back HAHAHAHAHAHA.... cool

why the fu#@ that when ur vid ends it jumps to a renetto vid?!!? WTF!! YTube is different LOL

[JustA11en]

@NetzDriverZ Thanks man. Maybe its a new algorithm that groups together guys who have appeared shirtless and shave their head. I pretty much ignore the grey bar thing down there.

[captainfury2007]

Bout time you came back asshole.

[JustA11en]

@captainfury2007 Now that's the kinda comment I missed.... ya prick! >:P

[guidotnb]

How was Afghanistan?

[BillyJulio]

@JustA11en - I am 12 and wat is this? I just woke up in a puddle of drool, semen and Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. Where's my fucking gerbil??? Oh no, I have to go.

[eire138]

good to know yer back, you've been missed, now gimme content.....

good to see you.....

[JustA11en]

@eire138 Maybe. Posting something of substance might require a higher degree of motivation and gradual reintegration into the tubez.

[eire138]

@JustA11en fair enough man, just good to know you're still out there kickin.

[toadenk]

cool music

[JustA11en]

@toadenk Thanks many. I dig it also. They have a new album on the way. Some of the rough cuts are on their myspace page.

[StylidiumLane]

Been doing a few sit ups while you were away huh?

[JustA11en]

@StylidiumLane No ma'am. Not a single crunch or sit-up. Some things I do definitely tax my abs & obliques I haven't done an isolated abdominal exercise in months.

[baltymora2]

@JustA11en probly just lots of wanking

[Persondudeguy]

Welcome back. will you now finally crush me with your mind? ive been waiting!

[JustA11en]

@Persondudeguy Thats still TBD. >:P

[leafdude]

...nice breasts!

[JustA11en]

@leafdude I heard cleavage was the way to go on youtube. >:D

[xjasongarciax]

Awesome editing as usual...cool song! Welcome back bud!

[JustA11en]

@xjasongarciax thanks man. They're a great band. I can't believe they haven't been signed by a label yet.

[Kalamolng]

What must one do to get a body like that?

[froochie123]

Welcome back, did you go away for some P90x training? lol jk, looking forward to a new vid.

[digger96]

Hooray! Welcome back! A nice re-introduction. Of course we know you won't be making a hat-less video. :-)

[JustA11en]

@digger96 Been there, done that, man! >:P

[anmoose]

It's alive!!!

You're looking a bit jumpy in front of the camera, though... LOL

Good to see you back with us. I hope life has been treating you as you want to be treated.

[JustA11en]

@anmoose I was going for that creepy, Japanese Horror kid, twitch. (e.g. Ringu) I hope the maniacal smile sealed the deal.

ty btw. >:)

[Vitaliiii]

DOOOD! how does one aquire a six pack like that !?!?

[JustA11en]

@Vitaliiii & @Kalamolng High protein/complex carbs in 6-7 smallis meals a day, 5-15K running every other day & free weights 3-4 days/wk. I also mix in some HIIT workouts and career specific training.

[lisasimpson]

Smile!!!

[JustA11en]

@lisasimpson You're not the boss of me! >:P

[TheBaByG]

haha trippy!

Nice to see you again!

..And feel free to vlog again too =)

Thank you for the well wishes =)

[JustA11en]

@TheBaByG I might just do that and you're most certainly welcome. >:)

[DrakIems]

As long as the new you isn't gay.

Just kid'n really, I wouldn't care. How the hell are you?

[JustA11en]

@DrakIems I'm well. Thanks for asking. >:)

[TubaBuddha]

You do have a hot body! Your significant other must be pleased.

[novanine]

Very nicely done. Looking forward to more.

What do you use to edit?

[JustA11en]

@novanine I actually pulled iMovieHD(06) out of the dustbin because it's been so long since I posted. I couldn't even remember how to use 08' or 09'. The JA title was made in After Effects.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

The police will be there shortly. Wait until they knock on the door before you start shooting.

[JustA11en]

@Gimmeaflakeman Firearms aren't needed when you have mind crushing powers.

[CrappyCartoons]

wonders why achampag doesn't make a shirtless comeback tooo

[JustA11en]

@CrappyCartoons An excellent question.

[achampag]

@CrappyCartoons lol you know damn well why.....havent you seen enough of marina's anyway? 

[JustA11en]

@achampag excuses excuses. *sighs dramatically* 

[EvilClowns69]

O SHIT ITS BEEN SO LONG I DIDN'T REMEMBER WHO THIS WAS FOR A SECOND

[P00P0STER0US]

It's about damned time. Glad to see you back sir.

[JustA11en]

@P00P0STER0US Its good to know poop is still being slung by primates on the interwebs. >:P

[P00P0STER0US]

@JustA11en It's unstoppable, like babies and taxes :)

[jasonspeaks]

my work here is done. or is it?

[JustA11en]

@jasonspeaks Your comment was marked as spam, when I logged in, sir. I see some things haven't changed. lawlz. Yes thats right... the southern version of lulz. You read it here 1st.

[msscience]

RRrrripped!! Whoa!! Braver than most! xx

[JustA11en]

@msscience No bravery required. Just adding fuel to the dumb redneck fire. Now I need a pickup truck. >:P

[BearMate]

w00t - JustA11en returns...

[FantasticBabblings]

If I looked like that I'd never wear a shirt.

[JustA11en]

@FantasticBabblings I plan on cornering the shirtless rambling guy market.

[daverunner]

Glad you are back bro!!

[JustA11en]

@daverunner Thanks Dave. Maybe i'll have something of substance up soon.

[AngryAussie]

Sexxxxxxxxxxay!

[JustA11en]

@AngryAussie That certainly has more oomph with an Australian accent. >:P

[eaglecrowowl]

So excited that you are back! Super cool. Love the editing. Can't wait for more. Big smile to you. :)

[JustA11en]

@eaglecrowowl I've got a ton of work to do if i'm going to compete with the uber editor with the 3 bird screen name. >:)

[VictorTheGr8]

Was this another dang P90X commercial? hehe Welcome back. Now let's see a hatless one :)

[JustA11en]

@VictorTheGr8 I've posted sans hat before. It made me feel naked.

[Pippilly]

Nice! And equally nice to see you lol

[JustA11en]

@Pippilly *feigns offense*

[OhCurt]

I'm calling this your Nipple Comeback.

Teehee.

[JustA11en]

@OhCurt I figured pasties would be more offensive. >:P

[alagogo]

welcome back to my n.c. bro ! i've still got a new redsox hat just watin !

such a cool dude, we gotta do something about that hat !!!!!!

[JustA11en]

@alagogo Thanks man. I gotta give you credit for wearing that hat this week. >:P

[snarkdetriomphe]

i think lisa sums it up best ;)

[JustA11en]

@snarkdetriomphe I haven't forgotten about the Snarkapaloozafestivus-o-rama Reunion thing. Hopefully that proper vlog thing, i'm getting around to.. eventually, will suffice. >:)

[pornfartin]

really? really. I see you took up body airbrushing. very nice.

to the point.... Quarters. lack of quarters? in my nose? WHAT?!

[JustA11en]

@pornfartin A man can never have too many quarters. Semi-related... I wonder the airbrush team from the movie 300 does now. *ponders*

[mtamorphis]

Well...Dayum!

[BigTimStrange]

Good thing you didn't make your pecs dance, Lea's head might have exploded.

[JustA11en]

@BigTimStrange If I had only gotten back in the game earlier I could have started a pec dancin' e-war with the Old Spice guy. *sighs dramatically*

[anakin1814]

Welcome back!

[JustA11en]

@anakin1814 Thanks Gary. It took me awhile to remember how to squish/chop my iSight footage into widescreen. I was hoping the latest iMac update would include an HD version. I'll still probably cave and get one, because this one is on its last legs.

[achampag]

can ya turn around next time? =) 

[Michelle5451]

Shirtlessness = thumbs up.

Psycho creepy smile / stare = total thumbs up.

New York Yankees = uncontrollable vomiting.

[JustA11en]

@Michelle5451 You know you want one. Those BoSox hats are increasingly hard to find.

[Michelle5451]

@JustA11en  That's probably why I wear an Angels cap or two.

[achampag]

freaky smile is freaky

[LJonYT]

Yeah!! Welcome back!

[JustA11en]

@LJonYT ty. Remind me never to look at your channel again without a good warmup. I'm not sure what the lady in that Planet Yoga ad is doing but made me look for an icepack. >:P

[LJonYT]

@JustA11en You can come back now, I'm featuring a different video, no ad. hehe.

[ravenlaughs]

There goes Allen making the rest of us look bad, heh

[JustA11en]

@ravenlaughs pfft. I doubt everyone else wants to rock the slightly unhinged look. It comes quite natural. >:D *twitches some more*

[ravenlaughs]

@JustA11en

Hmm... Uncrontrolable facial ticks + well sculpted body VS uncontrollable loathing for mankind + the body of a help desk professional?

Yeah... I will take the facial ticks and abs thanks

[achampag]

that filter really necessary bro?

[JustA11en]

@achampag It wouldn't be a proper comeback without excessive editing and filter abuse like the good old days.

[achampag]

youtube needs slomo so fucking bad

[achampag]

omg i cant breathe

[JustA11en]

@achampag It is that time of year. Have you tried Claritin? >:)