This was the first Philip DeFranco show that I had ever watched and I couldn't stop laughing for about 3 minutes afterwards. It's so sad that Phil is ending the PDS today, but things come and go and apparently he is doing something new on his sxephil channel. It was great growing as this huge disfunctional family haha and it all started here...
"That's a statistic I just made up." Hahaha. I'm guessing more than 3 if like 98% of guys masturbate. I know a lot of guys too. *shudders* Oh, btw, I yawned and probably a vampire.
No, I didn't yawn. Sorry. And I was the Joker from the Dark Knight. I'm a girl. It was epic. I got fourth place in my school's costume contest (it's a catholic school, so I lost points for 'cross-dressing' *sigh*).
i yawned! Phil has the powers! + i am from england and am a teenage boy and i am loving the statistic xD cos i reckon its true! keep up the good work, man...
Lol I yawned at the same time as the video and opened my eyes when you said something about it. I was like "Oh my god, Phil is stalking me from the past" jk Phil :p
oldest reported man in current times was interviewed in britten, hes 132 years old and appears like hes 72, they asked him was keeps him looking so young, he said "wisky, cigerettes, and wild wild wemen." same things the army taught me, wow. and no i didnt yawn.
the pumpkin looks like some guy with a >:) face with aviation goggles hiked up into his hair and a scarf....and now i feel kind of stupid for not realizing who it is.
i yawned like 2 mins later and for halloween my cousin wants me to be and a white and beat the hell out of my other cousin with a baton and say its because hes resisting arrest so I guess we'll see how that goes (for those of you who dont get it we're black)
when you ask did you jusgt yawn i yawned. and im going to be a goth fairy for halloween *i know sounds babyish but the outfit looks much cooler then it sounds*
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appear
god you remind me of Ryan Reynolds. also... have you seen WOLVERINE?! sorry, i get excited and want EVERYONE to talk about it bc it's awesome and i do love a bit o' sci-fi, me. (find an interview with ryan reynolds... you sound / look like him... it's weird)
If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
i dindt yawn and i was cosplaying edward scissor hands, wich was funny becuase 3 people stopeed me in the metros saying i was the best costume they saw so far.
did not yawn :: princess luna, of course
also ... same girl?
j/w
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1. yes.
2. Myself, im so scary as it is.
ilovecupkakez 4 months ago
5 in every 1 guy is masturbating right now
beatlesman369 11 months ago
even if it is true that u can live to be 105 by being abstinent it still wouldnt be worth it
azorian2 11 months ago
I yawned twice. . .
jezzz111 1 year ago
im gonna be you
ronaldino602 1 year ago
@Casadeanfall@ fucking spelling Philadelphia right If your going to bitch about it.
JamesJR93 1 year ago
First comment in 2 months!!!!
ChaosGameing 1 year ago
You say and talk about stuff that didn't matter but phill me in
mrbeeniex 1 year ago
Actually when you think about it guys usually die sooner 0.o
greenscreeningthings 1 year ago
1. Yes... i did
2. im going to be the lack of PDS....
xK1llrx 1 year ago
This was the first Philip DeFranco show that I had ever watched and I couldn't stop laughing for about 3 minutes afterwards. It's so sad that Phil is ending the PDS today, but things come and go and apparently he is doing something new on his sxephil channel. It was great growing as this huge disfunctional family haha and it all started here...
Fekenator 1 year ago
@Fekenator dude this was the first PhillyD show i watched to!!
ReverseZebraify 1 year ago
@ChOcOsTaR27 yes as a woman i am proud to say we have that much more self control :)
brennannbooth 1 year ago
come on: is living 105 years w/o sex even worth it?
brennannbooth 1 year ago
@brennannbooth notice how a WOMAN was able to do it?
ChOcOsTaR27 1 year ago
I love the 117 year old guy's message I agree with it ant the masterbation statistic!!!!!! 100/5
18Animefan 1 year ago
yes and im not going to be something im going to do your girl friend
TRJTRY1 1 year ago
i live in PA and i hate it hahaha so true about what he says
Detroitpiston16 1 year ago
you made me yawn!
soldau149 1 year ago
hey! i live in philidelphia! im offended!!!
haha meh, not really, we are pretty bad.
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Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
holy fuck, i yawned right after he asked if i did.
theJohnnyOz 2 years ago 2
I think the statistic is true because all my friends are masterbation whores...
ahobowithtoast 2 years ago 2
what
asssssssstos 2 years ago
i was masturbating. then again, I am a girl. But still guys are probably doing it too right now.
jalks1 2 years ago
You lie, girls don't masturbate.
It's a well known fact : P
SecretCreed 2 years ago
This guy is fucking hilarious.
flinagin 2 years ago
1) i yawned just from reading the comments before i even saw it in the vid. then when it happened in the vid.. i yawned again.
2) i WAS a dead tourist
AnnieLives 2 years ago
And now you're a living one? :D
Himraj2 2 years ago
nope still dead lol
AnnieLives 2 years ago
i yawned. and what im being for halloween is a box of crayons and im chasing around this oher kid who's going as a single crayon.
Himraj2 2 years ago
I like it, you need to get another kid who will be a piece of paper with crayon scribbled all over : )
SecretCreed 2 years ago
YES.
Himraj2 2 years ago
i yawned ):
palisboycrazy101 2 years ago
#1 yes. #2 a robot-vampire-Nazi who is also a zombie
81aldon 2 years ago
WHAT I DIDNT YAWN!! pwnage. no. not really. i just didn't yawn. :P
rock1chica 2 years ago
I yawned >_>
N8RZZZ 2 years ago
You need to make a sxephil shirt about that.
"Out of all your guy friends 3 are masturbating right now."
I'd buy it
beeeeeeepers 2 years ago 26
i yawned
MrBigBossMan54 2 years ago
i did not yawn! hha
imandue 2 years ago
yes i waned, and i'm going to be a gigantic penis :] very funny and immature! i'll store my candy in my balls
flip4life094 2 years ago
I yawned, damn
greenerfaith 2 years ago
yes i did yawn thanks for fuking asking
charliebmoify 2 years ago
Fuck I yawned
CanadianLemmon 2 years ago
The booing in Philidelphia is doublly true in Montreal.
ExtremeRulez13 2 years ago
Your statistic that you made up is pretty much true. Three of my friends are probably masturbating to PORN and/or masturbating to nothing at all.
Which made me wonder, how the fuck did I end up with these people...?
TheXAnonymousX 2 years ago 17
i yawned and well... idk
XXmisspixieglassXX 2 years ago
yes i yawned!
joeoo94 2 years ago
I yawned. >;[
xXShockSetsInXx 2 years ago
Dr. Horrible Pumpkin FTMFW. <3
SorceressEdea7 2 years ago
hahaha i love the philly joke
kohonaalchemist109 2 years ago
the pumkin was the chesire cat? from alice in wonderland? i hope im right!
ASceneCaused 2 years ago
yes and if i had to id cosplay as bill from l4d...either him or francis...because they look the most badass
Geckko634 2 years ago
I yawned. (:
Edwards3Carrots 2 years ago
yes i yawned you bastard...
chizardo 2 years ago
omg.I just jawned, but thats beacuse its twelve oclock in my country
gregaseronja 2 years ago
omg i did just yawn (stalker) and im just gonna where a whole bunch of realy dark cloches put on a black hoodie and put on a mask
MegaStickMan 2 years ago
i yawned... damn...:L
iratherloveyou 2 years ago
That pumpkin was Dr. Horrible wasn't it?
swordsmankp 2 years ago
you my god man, are the DBOTD for yawning, because right now it is quarter till 4 in the morning and i cannot get to sleep no matter what i have done
i4sale4 2 years ago
Pfft, Edward Cullen has her beat. :)
"That's a statistic I just made up." Hahaha. I'm guessing more than 3 if like 98% of guys masturbate. I know a lot of guys too. *shudders* Oh, btw, I yawned and probably a vampire.
Love2BDazzled 2 years ago
I yawned at the beginning and twice at the end when you yawned xP Had a hard day.. :P
I'm gonna be the cookie monster. Blue, furry suit and a cookie monster head-thing.. :)
Only doing it for my lil sis x)
JagSmakarSkit 2 years ago
i DID just yawn WTF xD
allilahoda 2 years ago
im dressing as lady gaga make up clothes wig all the way :D
NiamhPollardTV 2 years ago
Remember, It will only work if you have a penis.
deltatrevor 2 years ago
im going to be FUCHIN MONSTA in a Russian accent
NiNjaKaDuBT 2 years ago
I yawned
domo5790 2 years ago
holy shit, i did just yawn hahaha
and this halloween, me and my brother are going as the Festrunk Brothers
XBCX96 2 years ago
wow is it just me or does anyone else think that he is strangely attractive? in a junior prom, first sex sorta way lol
bloodsucker2011 2 years ago 4
I did yawn and a weird demon thing(mask otherwise dressed normally)couldn't be bothered with anything else
tommolloy94 2 years ago
r u wearing makeup ?
BoOyaaManJD 2 years ago
two headed hockey player :)
AbbyandKatie3 2 years ago
No, I didn't yawn. Sorry. And I was the Joker from the Dark Knight. I'm a girl. It was epic. I got fourth place in my school's costume contest (it's a catholic school, so I lost points for 'cross-dressing' *sigh*).
FurubaYankee 2 years ago
Yes! I yawned! And I was sick on Halloween :/
xxeclipsehhart989 2 years ago
for some reason i didn't actually yawn
=S
ACBongo 2 years ago
its neil patrick harris as Dr. Horrible!
best pumpkin EVER
Uhsheel1515 2 years ago
OMG! :|
i yawned! Phil has the powers! + i am from england and am a teenage boy and i am loving the statistic xD cos i reckon its true! keep up the good work, man...
Tadthepole1 2 years ago
i freaking yawned!
how does that happen
for halloween me and my 6 year old sister are gonna be hippies
singergurl31497 2 years ago
Phil Is Sexyy =)
MinieMouseX93 2 years ago 3
it's 4 in the morning. most of my guy friends are currently asleep. although.... and no, i did not yawn. ha!
AnonimosArtist 2 years ago
bitch....i did just yawn lol
TCproductions11 2 years ago
ftw?
ThexEpidemic 2 years ago
I think the pumkin is a pumkin with a unibrow eating a witch
Heavymetalewok 2 years ago
i only have 1 male friend... but i bet hes masturbating enough to keep up the statistics...
Nabbert 2 years ago
wait whose on the pumkin?
danagarro 2 years ago
i yawned bout 5 secs after you did the first time and i also agree with you on masturbating thing
iyanasan2 2 years ago
its pretty late so , i did yawn haha.
for halloween?
a zombiee. lol
THRILLER [;
xItsKate 2 years ago
Lol I yawned at the same time as the video and opened my eyes when you said something about it. I was like "Oh my god, Phil is stalking me from the past" jk Phil :p
grimkiba 2 years ago
i agree with the masterbating comment
Appledayvideos 2 years ago
i yawned after you said "Yawn"
valen532rs 2 years ago
oldest reported man in current times was interviewed in britten, hes 132 years old and appears like hes 72, they asked him was keeps him looking so young, he said "wisky, cigerettes, and wild wild wemen." same things the army taught me, wow. and no i didnt yawn.
nemesisfaust 2 years ago
the pumpkin looks like some guy with a >:) face with aviation goggles hiked up into his hair and a scarf....and now i feel kind of stupid for not realizing who it is.
kluther09 2 years ago
no and i was a toilet
revi5555 2 years ago
its the ugly girl that gave me a handjob
poepoehata 2 years ago
Dr. Horrible
SideSplitProd 2 years ago
its jason
THEOMGVIDEOZ 2 years ago
lmao i did just yawn
sakura5uchiha5 2 years ago
lol my grammar is terrible I'm a great speller usually but my grammar is terrible
cjg1029 2 years ago
i yawned like 2 mins later and for halloween my cousin wants me to be and a white and beat the hell out of my other cousin with a baton and say its because hes resisting arrest so I guess we'll see how that goes (for those of you who dont get it we're black)
cjg1029 2 years ago
hahaha yeah I did yawn and i yawned again right when I wrote the first yawn... if that made sense, umm for halloween i'm being an NCIS agent x]
xOprincess421 2 years ago
when you ask did you jusgt yawn i yawned. and im going to be a goth fairy for halloween *i know sounds babyish but the outfit looks much cooler then it sounds*
XxMetalMuffinsProxX 2 years ago
i didnt yawn and im goin to be a vagina monster that is punting a dislectic baby
GregSlashCooper 2 years ago
I did yawn
HECTOR93933 2 years ago
no an asian
pingpong316 2 years ago
no and nothing cuz im amazing
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DELTAPaterson7541 2 years ago
LOL I did yawn!
IQ100Ego120 2 years ago
I yawned, and im gonna be the vagina monster hahahaha
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ADRIANMacAlister4227 2 years ago
Yawning when someone else yawns is an emotional reaction. its been scientifically proven xP
brunetteyes 2 years ago
no and The Joker ;p
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JORDANVaughan9288 2 years ago
haha i yawned right after oyu yawned
dclgirls 2 years ago
Does giggling count as a form of yawning?
Jaramo1 2 years ago
what? lol
fredfredbur 2 years ago
holy sht... I did just yawn! It even works over YouTube! WTF is that?!
142Cessna 2 years ago
definitely just yawned!
caniac0406 2 years ago
yawning is not contagious if your not in the presence of the person yawning aparently
frnchfry007 2 years ago
what the fuck is a vagina monster?
lowenjennings 2 years ago
i've nvr heard of fire house subs, but maybe thats cuz i live in the country
DesireBros22 2 years ago
Damn those vagina monsters!
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byxbyi 2 years ago 2
I am from Philly...and I am offended!!
Unsubscribed!!!
gjvatsalya 2 years ago
don't take his show that seriously
kilibot 2 years ago
fuck off philly sucks
phatjake440 2 years ago
i was kidding....you fucking retards...
gjvatsalya 2 years ago 2
Bitch... he's just trying to be funny... and acurrate.
I don't care if I spelled that last word wrong.
clingo316 2 years ago
my penis was "acurrate" enough to be in your mom's vagina...
gjvatsalya 2 years ago
hey gjvatsalya, the aids is accurate enough to infect you for sticking it in his moms va-jay-jay.
InvalidSubstance 2 years ago
Yes...it is...
So...I should be careful with ur mom tonight...
She has some "invalid substance" to show me...
gjvatsalya 2 years ago
Shut up!
clingo316 2 years ago
It would of been easier to cut and paste the proper spelling from google than type that last part.
cbass5511 2 years ago
i was brandon lee for halloween no not the crow just plain brandon lee
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heihatsu9 2 years ago
1) Yes
2) I will be Alan Shore...from Boston Legal
ghostprojectvlogs 2 years ago
yes, i yawned. and i was an exclamation point box from super mario brothers. :)
honkifuh8bush123 2 years ago
I WAS A FURRY 4 HALLOWEEN
Lardothefox 2 years ago
good for you
MurderDeathKill01 2 years ago
i was so scary, i scared myself </3
Lardothefox 2 years ago
i want 5 points :)
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appear
gewoonvoordelol 2 years ago
this is the first time i saw phill a while ago
OMGRUNITSYOU 2 years ago 2
god you remind me of Ryan Reynolds. also... have you seen WOLVERINE?! sorry, i get excited and want EVERYONE to talk about it bc it's awesome and i do love a bit o' sci-fi, me. (find an interview with ryan reynolds... you sound / look like him... it's weird)
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If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
Forthesakeoannoyance 2 years ago
Philly sucks, Pittsburgh for the win!
godricblack 2 years ago
105 yrs of no sex?.....damn that sucks
fjackson90 2 years ago 2
It masturbation made you lose your virginity that would mean I would have lost my virginity 9 years ago when I was five.
DaniellaAzoth 2 years ago
0.0
pwnmaster77 2 years ago
Scary?
DaniellaAzoth 2 years ago
I didn't know that was even possible.
guitarboy32 2 years ago
Whoa.
marchfucker1 2 years ago
Is it seriously that scary?
DaniellaAzoth 2 years ago
omg i did yawn as well! :O
sorashine 2 years ago
dude, did you just yawn?
Jimmykreedz 2 years ago
!! MAN I THINK YOU NEED SOME HELP !!
faulk1996 2 years ago
I win 5 points!!! It's Dr. Horrible!!!
WheelingFool 2 years ago
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can u stop talking about jews u fukin eliphent rapist
thecastman97 2 years ago
eliphent ?
l33tmasteroot 2 years ago
its jason fri 13
thecastman97 2 years ago
hey philadelphia is awesome
matt96kelly211 2 years ago
"It's Philadelphia! What do they have to live for?"
hhapyfobpanicluva 2 years ago
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wow you in america really have much stupid tings.
Kangarooo5 2 years ago
lyk Grammor..who needing dis
RemusLupo 2 years ago 5
You are such a tool.
LightUpGodAlmighty 2 years ago
I felt like yawning, and this halloween I'll be a giant purple robot, assuming I can figure out how to stick cardboard to under armor.
pancreaticforce 2 years ago
After the civil war, change the name of phillidelphia to PHIL-ladelphia.
rynox45 2 years ago
I agree!! FIREHOUSE SUBS ROCKS!!! its kind of like getting reverse cowgirl action
lutch08 2 years ago
masterbation makes you not a virgin?
zhblack08 2 years ago
nah dude if you masterbate you dont lose your virginity lol, if that was true i would have lost my virginity like 3 years ago rofl..
and i have done it like 219840219485093485 times trust me im a pro lol
nascarboy18 2 years ago 4
dito
madaduderules 2 years ago
word
Patcheno 2 years ago
zombie jesus
Novjunulo 2 years ago
is it a vagina monster? lol =P 5 points for me
maplestorypie 2 years ago
i dindt yawn and i was cosplaying edward scissor hands, wich was funny becuase 3 people stopeed me in the metros saying i was the best costume they saw so far.
ssiigh 2 years ago
No i didn't yawn, and I'm going to be a Gothic chick :]
R4zi3 2 years ago
I yawned when you said yawn. I was a "scary emo kid".
a.k.a. I didn't dress up.
TruePikachao 2 years ago
HAHA this video is so funny!
XxDylan871xX 2 years ago
Gosh. LOL. You guys need a hobby.
kali17 2 years ago
I almost yawned
SuperG838 2 years ago
I didn't yawn
and halloween uhm
nothing
numbr1CodySheldonFan 2 years ago