I'm on a Couch (The Lonely Island - "I'm on a Boat" parody spoof)

[seriousspark89]

Why don't you two go and fuck each other on your burning semen stained couch.

[AAmirkhanov]

Holy shit this sucks. This is what Family Guy and Friedberg/Seltzer movies have done to American humor.

[TheJaredtheJaredlong]

This looks like Indiana

[snigidydigidy]

ok guys just go hang yourselves,,,,,,,, fucking douchebags ...

[onovastars]

penosos qliaos

[Biancanon]

canadians. side note: ED - "Trying too hard"

[FaBAMMERS]

Fail.

[silverballer1911]

faggots

[djzero2169]

U try 2 hard

[MrRakah]

shoot me now

[patriot2972]

I'M ON YOUR COUCH MRS.TALBY DONT YOU EVER FORGET!!!!!! YEEEEEE

[smokeweed420210]

this is the wrost spoof ever made sorry to say but yea it have more dislikes then likes n haha never knew that whiteboys catches fire easy haha that was fucken pricelist

[ACluelessKid]

You guys sound so bored..

[TheTechBanger]

1. rule dont get high b4 u make a vidio

[GameSpazzer]

Tv Tropes sent me here. You're on the So Bad It's Good page. Kudos!

[gwcc123]

gays?

[harveypatrick]

im on the ground

[xanax2883]

The whole incest state of West Virginia liked this video.

[kieron011]

im on a cowch.



[NMAN410]

Faaaaiiill

[myfatassdick]

i thought it said cooch

[Gameathoner]

Why did they set the couch on fire?

[Biancanon]

@Gameathoner

they're trying to make themselves look not-gay by trying to impose a manly pyro aura to their non-personalities

[guitarg0d2010]

wats a cooch

[wikiporno2]

It's hallirous how unfunny this is. It's so baf you can't help but piss yourself laughing at these losers.

[handsomebrick]

hey everybody! look at them on the motherfucking couch! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Ltdude101]

This video is terrible and not funny and I hate you

[patriot2972]

are you guys retarded? this is one of the funniest things ever made

[sickweirdo]

Trying too hard

[Skullteen]

@sickweirdo You mean not trying at all, they all sound boared as shit.

[WhiteGuyCrazy]

I mean i like 0:10

[WhiteGuyCrazy]

I like 1:10

[snigidydigidy]

This is only funny because of how gay it is. waste of time and a perfect couch fuck, the people who made this video are pussies they should go hang themselves.

[patriot2972]

@snigidydigidy you are a waste of life go suck a fat peen loser

[2lonelyone]

the worst

[crazywhitney1]

:o I love the part were he like failed at jumping over the couch and his pants caught on fire :D

[mattman20124]

Fuuny

[PrincessawesomeofKaW]

Not the best singing ever but everybody has their own opinions

[Jackattack0110]

What the fuck

[braylonzmama]

i laughed b/c it suckedand dont parody anything else

[THExKINGxISxDEW]

i stopped the vid at 0:01 and i bet its gay. you cant touch Lonely island

[JEFFCAMPBELL1234]

1 guy catches on fire

[JDog13ism]

This vid Sucked MY Butt

[xbox360100000000]

That just comes to show how dumb Germans are

[TheFadedMalee7]

.......do you guys have a death wish or something? after all why did you jump over the flaming couch? also why did you stand there and laugh when your friend was burning alive? even if it was only for two seconds

[krammonsteralex]

Hahahahhahahaha <3 omg, love you xDD

[RoxersBoxers1]

ok so the guy is burning.....and the other guy just stands there flapping his arms???? some friend lol xD

[bombastictundra]

@RoxersBoxers1 lol my friend almost caught his house on fire and me and his brother just laugh at him....then he was like get some water and we just kept laughing.

[RoxersBoxers1]

@bombastictundra dude you were gonna let him burn lolz

[MrSakan34]

what a dumb ass jumped on the burning couch ..

[Jonstern1983]

Checklist for this video.

Taking a song that was originally meant to be funny; check.

Cleaning up all the lyrics so it sounds forced; check.

Hiring people with no talent in the realms of comedy or singing; that's a big check.

Mention people whom nobody but the writers know check.

Okay, let's make a video.

[TheFangStryke]

encyclopediadramatica.ch/tryin­g_too_hard

You know that when your video is on that article, you really fucked up.

[Spid3rPig]

fuck yo couch nigga /watch?v=JcJkhSUSnek&feature=r­elated

[ohlookhesings]

you sure did go to great lengths to avoid saying the word fuck.

[majikkool200]

Poor counch was so useful

[heinzie5]

this made me sad

[c0rv377]

Cracked sent me here.

[sweeneytodd1618]

straight up embarrassing

[schmonkey]

why do kids from ontario gotta sound so fucked up

[amunneheh]

only funny cos its so not, good try

[KptainKrusher450]

They lied, they're gay.

[baglepants]

im mad somebody looked at this idea and said "yeah, thats good".

[cocoroxyosox]

"im on a cuch" WTF?

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

How can you be so unintheusiastic?

[Sabocalypse]

are these guys retarded ? lol 

[Lilsmosher]

Fail

[TitanofGrim]

Speech impediment, what a faggot.

[MADzWx]

wow....thanks Michael Swaim

[jadypup100]

lol british ppl XD

[NeonIndia]

@jadypup100 what?! they're not british....lol @ u

[jadypup100]

@NeonIndia lol they sound like XD

[UnfairDinkum]

This video is to laughter what AIDS is to the human immune system.

[GilbertSmith]

@UnfairDinkum If you didn't laugh at this video, then you're dead.

[Sphynra]

@GilbertSmith If you did you're brain dead

[GilbertSmith]

@Sphynra Did you just use my own joke against me? Very clever, very original, sir.

[UnfairDinkum]

@GilbertSmith Not sure if that's a threat or an observation.

Anyway, the fact that they're trying to make a "parody" video of something that's already comedic is clear enough an illustration of the kind of "humor" we're dealing with, here: the kind that unapologetically and completely misses the point. The only way this could be funny would be if it added some new kind of twist to make it funnier than the original, but it doesn't. It's just stupid. And pointless.

So I'm dead, I guess.

[GilbertSmith]

@UnfairDinkum It's definitely not funny for the reasons they're trying to be funny, but if you don't laugh at this video, then you don't understand comedy and you probably can't laugh at anything without a laugh track to tell you where the jokes are.

[UnfairDinkum]

@GilbertSmith It's way too painful to be funny. It's not even funny in a "wow, this is so terrible it's hilarious" kind of way. I can't even enjoy it ironically. It's just bad. Bad bad. I can't even laugh AT them, like the Christian kid who sings a "parody" version of Rebecca Black's "Friday" called "Sunday". This is just so completely lazy and lacking that it's not even worth laughing at at all.

[GilbertSmith]

@UnfairDinkum Too PAINFUL to be funny? You think pain isn't funny? You have no idea what comedy is. Watch The King of Comedy or Taxi Driver and maybe you'll learn what true humor really is, where laughter really comes from. There's laughing at, and there's laughing with. All you're saying is you can't laugh WITH this video. Okay, but if you can't laugh AT it, then it's not that much of a failure, is it?

Google Cracked and "On a couch" and learn something about failure and humor.

[UnfairDinkum]

@GilbertSmith Er, I'm pretty sure I know how comedy works, oh great and powerful humor guru.

I'm not sure if "everything bad that tries to be funny is automatically ironically hilarious" is a real thing, but if that's how your sense of humor works, cool! For me, some things are too sad and too shitty to be funny. They're so bad that their sheer terribleness totally outweighs/supersedes the ironic humor value.

Pretty telling that you keep having to describe the "joke", here, in the comments.

[Jonstern1983]

@GilbertSmith You thought the King of Comedy and Taxi Driver were comedies?

[GilbertSmith]

@Jonstern1983 If you don't think those movies are funny, then you're unqualified to discuss film with anyone. Comedy is a lot more complex, and a lot uglier, than whatever "Point at the fart and laugh" variety of humor you seem to be used to.

[Jonstern1983]

@GilbertSmith They're not meant to be funny. They are both dramas. If you want a good comedy w/o a laugh track I have a few I can recommend (nearly anything by the Cohen brother for example), but Taxi Driver wasn't a comedy. You might as well say that Some Like It Hot was a tragedy or that Midnight Cowboy is the funniest movie of all time.

[GilbertSmith]

@Jonstern1983 ...But if you can't identify jokes without a laugh track to tell you where they are, my advice for you is to stay on the safe side of things. Trying to find the laughs in Taxi Driver is clearly a challenge you're not up to.

[GilbertSmith]

Anyway, what's funnier than someone missing the point? That's kind of the dictionary definition of comedy: failure.

Seriously, you're saying "This video isn't funny because it's such a failure". That just shows a clear inability to grasp what humor is. Incidentally, that makes your post pretty funny.

[aybstr1]

This makes me sad

[lolitsme50]

If you were going for humor, you failed. Miserably.

[DVSPython]

I'm on the special needs kowch.

[iPear]

i'm on a kowch.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Try's too hard

[jakdax12]

Faggots

[Superius777]

If this was supposed to be funny, I have not laughed. At all. If this was supposed to be serious, you fail.

That is my honest opinion. And you probably are gay with that retarded pose.

[NAPIEWOCKI]

People realize this is suppose to be bad?

[MrPeccys]

2:14 I would have to disagree on that one.

[AidanJeans]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[jpizzle12345]

I'm on a caaooch

[BunrakukenIII]

The upholstery version of Jessica Black.

[cifeso]

I like the part where they mumbled shit lyrics.

[tomhalpin1]

fucking canadians

[chimaera27]

rebecca black spawn.

[DiegoTan]

lol, fail.

[T800System]

HEY LOOK FAGGOTS!!! HA HA HA HA HA

[UltraWins]

Cunts are trying too hard

[grendelee]

Is this a parody...of parodies? Parody of trying trying to hard to be a parody....of a parody? DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN EXIST? i cant watch this....

[moltentigerclaw]

Lame. :T Just because someone did something popular doesn't mean every 'tard on the internet should hump the bandwagon.

[Kerokittycat]

They dont need a couch, they need a singing coach

[jjungill]

LMAO!!!! Dude shaking his hands like a certified retard @ 1:10

[cifeso]

@jjungill

FUCKING LOL'D.

FUCK, I LOVE YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT.

[jjungill]

@cifeso Mad funny, I watched that part 20 times.

[cifeso]

@jjungill

Not gonna lie, I did too.

The best part is that it wasn't even though of. He just naturally did it.

(Btw, please don't get the wrong idea that all Canadians are like this. To be honest, these faggots are on the same level of disgrace as Justin Bieber.)

[BibiuaLesleena694]

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[u2soadfan]

kayouch

[papersplease]

They're on a coach?

[ooppiipqjjccrkI]

holy shit, this is bad

[sweetprism00]

Am I the only one that thinks the German kid is easier to understand than the Canadian kid?

[williamindragunawan]

Ughhh enthusiasm!

[maomao200]

Saying "I'm not gay" without any provocation makes you sound.... overly defensive. Therefore, it makes you sound gay.

[Jakaplof]

not funny, you don't care of your song, It's not smart !

[NumberShift]

1:45 I was kind of hoping that they would jump directly into the fire....

[Querymonger]

Hahahaha, Canadians.

[grumberto]

Fuck the haters, I thought it was funny. A+

[aadisman]

Never thought I'd see the day........with two guys being gayyyyy!!!

[XChillX42]

It's like you tried to be funny... But you weren't... Do you know what I mean?

[MrKennyBones]

Good enough concept, horrible performance. You gotta feel something man! Sounds like you're just mumbling.

[mysticcrimson]

flagged for terrorism

[FCVALCLJJC]

bad singing

[AlludingIllusion]

fucking terrible. my ears are bleeding.

[WarlosPS3]

This is gayer than gay porn

[rg0057]

Things gay people say: "We are not gay".



[NazRockProductions]

imonnacowch

[cbwells8]

i like how they spelled stacey wrong

[marciewolf321]

it would be better if you at least TRIED to sing.

[kinney2345]

thumbs up for the guys hands at 1:10

[cutherland]

best part is at the end where the kid catches on fire

[heftyboy20121]

WHY

[Tentimook]

u suck

[Denniisboi]

I like the part where they rap, oh wait...

[SixtyFourMan]

No.

[Useame]

Where are you from? My last name is Taulbee, and it's a fairly common name in Eastern Kentucky, but I've never heard it on TV or the internet before.

[4Enymphetamine69love]

I personally think their voices are attractive...then again I am legally insane in 3 countries... I am kinda glad to know they are not gay!

;)

[krakendude2]

... This is so bad I think it gave me cancer.

[ooppiipqjjccrkI]

@krakendude2 You are trying way too hard.

[Hanniewals]

2:15 I don't believe you.

[Saintanger737]

1:08 to 1:12 should be the whole video

[valiare1947]

Needs a bit more emotion in the lines...

[UnaidedCoder]

Something like twice as many people have read Swaim's article now than people have visited this page.

[boathe]

what did micheal Swaim From Cracked have to do with this?

[K9TheFirst1]

@boathe He basically promoted this vid as an example of something so failtastic it's funny.

And I agree with him, it is. ^_^

[KRONiiCJOK3R]

fail dude ur acccent is so annoyin an dosent suit it

[Wathisidonteven]

Im sittin on a fail.

[MacPwnsPC]

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

[PsychoReaper49]

rich kids with too much time?

[imanacer]

You got listed on cracked.com MONTHS ago and you STILL get fewer than 250,000 views??

You. Suck.

[scarface71795]

I think i just got cancer

[kewi]

I LoL'ed. Win.

[Vraya]

Ow...my brain!

[Radishforbreakfast]

I hope you all got laid for this, but if you didn't, I'm not volunteering my services.

[Cornweedz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Trekvogel116]

dudes.. you sound very.. enthousiastic.

[MsDelyG22]

Omg I'm laughing at the name of tht dude under this comment!!! This shit sucked WTF try again ..... @stinkypenischeese lmao love yuhr name!!!!

[clark0ification]

haha, it fails so much it almost rounds back up to be a win. almost...

[LozaGracePeace]

Um well thats just normal, isn't it :| ..

[narcomanel]

I must say this is not much different from the original.

[StinkyPenisCheese]

Stopped watching @ :04

[12cody22]

PUT SOME GOD DANG ENTHUSIASM WHEN YOU SAY STUFF.. itd be badazzz if you said stuff like a beasttt!!

[scmaster53]

lmao this is in the trying to hard section of encyclopedia dramatica :D

[Nixon072]

this is amazing@!@

[Koolio131]

SIDE NOTE: that video not only illuminated the very essence of the comedic failure/success enigma, it also unwittingly mastered every other known form of joke, invented three new ones and caused the Marx Brothers to come back to life (although being interred in coffins, they quickly suffocated again).

- Miceal swaim

[Kcin5041]

You suck  -Cracked.com

[grimreaper203]

You're trying too hard...

[digger316]

@grimreaper203 they...tried?

[LeaderOfTheBobClan]

*Sigh* This is sooo ail. x|

[kinkysexwithbacon]

It's like if Tommy Wiseau decided to make a music parody.

[Koolio131]

@kinkysexwithbacon Thats exactly what i was thinking!

[JuhnaNemiko]

@kinkysexwithbacon

Oh Hi kinkysexwithbacon!

[MrBo0ger42o]

its nice to see handy caped gay boys trying to be normal

[MAJORFR0]

Coooch (canadian)

[pipperlord]

Go to 2:35 to get to the good stuff!!!