Jamie's School Dinners Ad for Channel 4

[SuperTruth77]

My 10YO son has been having lessons on healthy eating at school from a Govt. organisation- encouraging the kids to eat more fruit & veg etc. All good stuff.

However, one guy came in the other day & announced that he would “display the disgusting fast-food filth” he had eaten earlier in the day. He rammed his fingers down his throat & puked all over the front desks, splattering several pupils- who then vomited themselves in response. The teacher led him firmly away & he’s not returned since…

[BlaineBingham]

@TheDiddlysquat His tongue looks the fattest part of him.

[lepaluki0909]

Or you may think you look GREAT, but starving your body ,not feeling good and always exhausted?Or feel good now but in few years develop some health problem caused by malnutrition?You want to outlive your kids?Hah?Just give them liters of CocaCola and MacD kind of food! FRENCH FRIES is vegetables? HOW STUPID IS THAT? IT's made from potato (vegetable) but zero nutritional material in it after frying, and even worse - seems just pure fat intake. YESSS FRESH FOOD IS EEEVILLL!!! Good work Jamie!

[lepaluki0909]

It's not simply about obesity, it's about general health! Why on earth would anyone want to live shorter and suffering numerous diseases, when life is to short anyway? Don't you want to ENJOY life to the fullest, and how can you if you look and feel like a stuffed turkey? You can't walk properly, work, run, swim, ride a bicycle, or a horse or do whatever you set your mind to it?Feeling uneasy and over-weight, to tired to do anything?Spending life as a couch potato or even worse, tide up to bed?

[BlaineBingham]

I can't stand Jamie Oliver, the wide-tongued gimp. It was funny when he was crying when he found out most of the world hate him and it was funny when he found out so many people don't understand him including his wife. He's an ignorant person in real life, he throws paddies when things don't go his way and he's known to be one of the most annoying jam rags in the world.

[Fosterscloseclan]

i was annoyed about this but now i'm out of school, i dont give a shit! HAHA!

[chexee]

Are there really people arguing that unhealthy food doesn't make people obese or unhealthy and that its ONLY portion size?

It obviously can be both or either.

There are enough studies showing the effects obesity is that the WHO is predicting it as be one of the biggest causes of poor health.

The amount of saturated fat and high calorie counts in most school foods isn't normal.

Even if he's a douche, whats the harm in encouraging eating fresh foods?

[amie035]

Again, Thank you for the laugh!

[amie035]

Thanks blue for provign my point...

[blueriderccx]

@amie035 Wow... blind as well as dumb. I actually refuted your point.

[amie035]

Good grief people he is just trying to help educate people, I'm not sure about England but here in America if we don't like something we can just turn it off. If you don't believe processed food causes disease you are sadly misinformed. Eatign too much healthy food is bad????? Good Grief!

[blueriderccx]

@amie035 Why don't you go back to school, shithead? You're damn right you don't know about England.

Water is healthy... but drinking too much can result in cleaning EVERYTHING in your body; this includes cells.

ANYTHING that is eaten too much is going to cause bad health effects.

For Pete's sake, it's no wonder all you shitheads agree with everything... too stupid to think.

[blueriderccx]

What a pillock... doesn't he fucking realise genetics, and laziness, are largely to play a part in people being obese?

I was at school years ago... I ate junk food, and I was still fit because I burned it off. Fuck you, Jamie.

Eating too much healthy food is bad. 'Everything in moderation'. Never done me, my friends, or my peers any harm. Jamie knows fuck all.

[jewelrox]

Actually you'll probably find that you kept the weight off because you had a fast metabolism. Some kids dont have a fast metabolism or the motivation to exercise.You said it yourself...genetics and laziness play a big part in obesity. So why would you want to team these things with eating junk food?Thats how you get obese kids & Jaimie understands this.

And eating healthy when you're a child isnt just to stop them being fat but to keep them free from diabetes and cardio diseases in later life.

[blueriderccx]

So, you're telling me that let's say 85% of people my age and older all have fast metabolism? Don't think. That may certainly play a part, but not a major one - I see more people my own age (20s) that are of lean or a well-built size - not obese. Plus, we were the tallest generation overall averaging 6' or 6'2"

Look at the kids of today; they are either slightly overweight or obese.

Besides, Jamie isn't a help... his little tirades and campaigns ruin food for everyone. I want turkey twizzlers.

[jewelrox]

"Look at the kids of today; they are slightly overweight or obese"

YES because they are not eating healthily!! The problem is that they are genetically predispositioned or not well motivated and when you team this with eating junk food THEN you have yourself a problem.

Insert Jaimie Oliver!

Dont throw your personal experience and 'oh my generation was the tallest blah blah" into it because the majority of the population are stuck on the "eat like shit + no exercise= fat!" rule.

[blueriderccx]

@jewelrox Bullshit. It's only the younger generations that are more obese. I don't see most people in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, that are fat. There is a thing such as middle age spread, but that's the result of BIOLOGY - not food habits.

And how do you know the majority of the population are stuck on that? Something Jamie Oliver told you? It's called Media... facts and statistics are highly exaggeration for effect.

We don't need Jamie Oliver - a ration system works just as good.

[blueriderccx]

@jewelrox oh, and in case you retort with "middle aged men who have bellies... that's solely because of the beer - they're generally not fat anyone else.

I'm not doubting laziness and eating habits contribute, but it is very small compared to genetics and comfortable living - that's the biggest problem - not food.

I could eat 20 burgers a day, and I won't be fat... I'll just be dead from clogged arteries in a month or so - but I won't be fat - hmm... maybe because no one in my family is fat.

[blueriderccx]

@jewelrox btw, I'm from the UK... you're not, so you just take what you hear... I take from what I see and live with everyday.

[ImperatorZor]

All you people out there who says that eating healthily is bad. You are fucking morons. How DARE Jamie Oliver campaign to improve the nutrition of kids! How DARE he work to lower health problems that cause lead to unessisary death latter on and put strain on the healthcare system and by extension on our taxes! How DARE he remove cheaply made industrial greasy shit from our menus!

[jewelrox]

i like you...you seem to have your head screwed on.

[mmteas]

He is a genius. As a teacher, I know first hand the difference that decent food can make in kid's attention and focus in school. Glad he finally made it over the pond.

[StarOnTheWater]

hehe they should do that in germany, our school food is disgusting!

[DAVIDCAMPBELL72]

he ruined school meals

[Demyxman12]

Die you BASTARD!!!

[DAVIDCAMPBELL72]

lets go stab that jerk

[jonwiley]

I saw the series and thought it was amazing. Wish we had someone to take up the crusade to improve American school lunches

[Maay00m]

that's not soo FUNNY

[deiiyaa]

WAHT THE HELL!! FUCK WHO EVER DID THAT

[AMR772L]

Jamie wants people to eat - hey now thats gotta be a good thing

If it was to the authorities/govt we'd all be eating (shite) heat-up meals from TESCO

The man is trying really hard to do some good, good on him, we need more people like him

[be2non4]

Shame on you. Jamie really knows how to cook.

[shiro9000123]

was originaly like that or did someone drew them

[Danc0r]

funny watching this replys makes me realize how little of Jamie's cooking people actually tasted. or they just don't have good taste. i can understand you don't like everithing he makes he's not supernatural or anything but cmon guys! You're calling someone who wanted to make healthy food for children a cunt? i'd hate to be your child that's for sure.

[TearsForLosers]

HAHAHA He's so cute!

[STENCHBURG]

communist cock

[RustiSwordz]

Mockney Cunt, overpaid mockney cunt, arrogant overpaid mockney cunt.

ILL EAT WHAT I WANT YOU HALF ARSED CUNT!

[roguetrooper15]

jamie oliver = cunt

[brigeboy95]

in northen ireland it hasent affected us atall were still aloud junk food its just england mainly some of scotaland and all of wales

[clifford1943]

Here's the deal, you lose weight first then tell us how to eat properly.

[Stelize034]

how good!

[spursloyal71]

1 WORD ......

COCK!

[boreddude73]

aaaahh! ha ha ha great ad

[keikic1989]

I think eating some junk is alright but that should be a very small portion to the vegetables and carbohydrate you eat!

[ianupton]

i gave him the idea about the turkey twizzler content demonstration after a joke about a massive shit he left in a toilet after a party in london.

[bengjork]

school dinners is so inspiring. here in the philippines, the problem is not getting proper food, its more on sanitation hehehe

[cvin519]

Lmaoo I'm surprised the boobs were shown. I'm sure they wouldn't have played that commercial in America

[Badoora6]

hey hehehehehe you distroy him hehehhe he look cute hehehehehhehe

[Badoora6]

I like Jamie Oliver

He cooks delicious food

Thnx

[HeatProtection]

HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN AMERICA?....That would have been our future....Im glad he sorted it out XD We still get a good choice and cakes n shit so stop complaining ¬¬ babies

[hungrylearning]

i love jamie

[theliberalsliberal]

are you serious? he's amazing, kids today are so grossly obese that we need someone like him to come in and help rearrange thing. I'm GLAD we have someone who's shown he's capable of doing this!

[lisn92]

@theliberalsliberal jamie oliver is a douche, its not the school dinners that make people fat, its the ammount they eat, and what they eat outside of school, mostly due to the parents, not one of my friends said to me ya know im losing weight and i think its cus of the new school dinners, no if students dont like the healthy food they go else were and get fish and ship or kebab and chips and what not

[steveo1622]

He's a cunt,tried to thumb u up but i think your too far gone!!Give my comment a week and i'll see u there!!Fuck em

[tota7lwa]

its funnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy:)

[dakotazoe]

omg they showed that on t.v??? they drew boobs on him

[xoangel2789xo]

i would have loved for that to happen to my school...the food is terrible so i stopped going to the cafeteria the last two years.

oh well

[zerofool2005]

In the UK its ahppened to all schools. But this has shot the price up by about 300% and the portions are a lot smaller now. A lot of the children are now not eating at all

[Liamnansonb]

he is da reason our skwl meal went to shit we had nice food which was not fatty shit nah he made it shit e.g we had a xmas dinner at xmas obvisly n insted of turkey n all the trimins we had turkey and a yorkshire pudding some runner beans!!!! that is not xmas dinner that is bullshit ina chefs salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if yhoo got any comments i welcum then

im 13 nt 12 like me profle says

:D

[zerofool2005]

They are shit now. The price has shot up and the kitchen staff are doing less work. We still have chips twice a week though.

[xoangel2789xo]

sucks...can you bring your own food to school?

[sLdK89]

hey ronho2007, I'm Canadian and I eat pasta. i love it. guess what? Pasta was actually invented in Asian. Does that make you feel better?

[baronvonchunk]

pasta's italian i thought? i love it too. th easiest and one of the best things to eat and cook.

[ronho2007]

I'd wish you Jamie oliver luvers would realize that, we're BLOODY ENGLISH!!! Not fucken WOGS. YOU can shove your pasta and garlic bread up your arses yerr?!!!!

[ImperatorZor]

You are a conservative insult to the English People (all of them, every last citizen of the United Kingdom).

[tmfextra]

I love this advert xD

[SkinheadPreben]

lol listen to all those fat english kids that don't know how to eat properly.

Jamie saved your lives. I saw Jamie's School Dinners on TV, and most of the kids in the school were a bunch of fat blubber sacks. If you had keep eating like that you would had been killed by your weight.

So learn how to apreciate a fucking helping hand instead of whining like a baby.

[julianpanmorris]

Amen bro, amen.

[meltz911]

You poor fat bastards. Feel really bad for you. You might live a couple of extra years, what a shame. Eat to live, not live to eat. You spoiled, fat, pasty English Pussies!!!

[alik08]

melt911 get a fkin life!!! u dnt no wat its like so keep youre mouth shut. and i gather ur american, by the looks of ur attitude! and american people r a bunch of fkin copies!! x factor-DEY COPPIED IT! britains got talent- DEY COPIED IT BY CHANGIN ONE WORD TO AMERICAN!! da pricks! well wateva u r , ur a bastard

[meltz911]

You truly need to stay in school and learn how to spell, among other things, obviously. Making your parents proud are you? Eight year olds have a better vocabulary than that. Don't they?

[alik08]

haha! ITS CALLED SHORTENNING WORDS ON A COMPUTER!! ! U FKIN BITCH! AMERICANS R CYKO. THINK OF UR OWN STUFF, BUNCH OF FKIN COPIES! WATEVA U SAY DA FACTS WNT CHANGE!! YE AND 8 YEAR OLDS HAVE A BETTER ATTITUDE DAN URES! AND BRITISH 8 YEAR OLDS DNT LIKE GETTING COPIED!

[Maxpower13]

this fat cunt gave us shit to eat at school

[julianpanmorris]

You eat shit at home anyway.

[Maxpower13]

no I eat food at home retard

[julianpanmorris]

Food that comes out of your bowel, right? You sound like the kind who would shit on a plate and make a stew out of it.

[russianfantastico]

haha

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

lol waiting at the toilet! dont flush it!! jk

[julianpanmorris]

Here's a refreshing situation. Whenever the toilet flushes at Maxpower13's house, he goes "Oh dang!! There goes dinner... who's the wanker who flushed down my nosh."... ROFL..

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

lol!

[alik08]

he is such a prick!

my skl meals r shit now. i h8 it. i prefered the chips and ova gd stuff like pizza and hot dogs. i bring my own food now and its so much better dan da new shit.

if i see him im guna throw a veggie pie in his face

[julianpanmorris]

I'm not even gonna guess.. Based on your attitude and argumentative gestures, you must be one of them fat porky mother fuckers who got their daily dose of pig swill taken away and replaced by healthier food which your fat guckin' gullet just can't swallow down due to the blubbery mass of fat you call a throat....fat mother fucker.

[baronvonchunk]

keep goin fat-boy, i'd love to see you try to punch me with all that lard around your arms.

[alik08]

o right i see. so if people eat a sausage and chips for lunch der suddenly SOOOOOOOOOOO FAT ! haha fuck off u cunt !

and i avnt even got ' all that ' lard around my arms so ha up yours. fuckin twat !

[ailsaailsa]

twat!

my school doesnt get those lovlely processed meat hot dogs and chicken drummers anymore!

yesterday i had moussaka! fuckin moussaka!!! i tell u! >:(

[julianpanmorris]

Another fat mother fucker complains... Boo Hoo piggy.

[ailsaailsa]

im not fat... but the new food is even worse.

[julianpanmorris]

Why don't you people keep an open mind. Did you know they serve healthy food like pasta and stuff in Italy. That's why Italian guys and chicks look good and are always healthy. The garbage they give in your schools are costing you your own lives. Take for example the Manchester United players, you don't see them chow down on junk, do you? Even they keep away from unhealthy food.

[Ciaran646]

you speak truth bruv.

"Did you know they serve healthy food like pasta and stuff in Italy. That's why Italian guys and chicks look good and are always healthy."

Italian gals :D

[julianpanmorris]

Especially the chicks, mate, especially the chicks. They're healthy where it counts. (Large smirk in progress).

[Ciaran646]

I know dude. HAWT.

[jedimasterbooboo]

Jamie's School Dinners was showing out here in Asia, and I was enthralled (I'm American). He did such a great, and difficult thing...he's one of my heroes.

[alik08]

He did not to a gr8 fing ACTUALY! if he wants kids to have such nice meals den y doesnt he make it him self and give it to em. da prick!!!!

[djfinggaz]

learn some fkin english first stupid or you`re to lazy to even wright. if had any brain at all you would know that what Jamie does is to teach you british stupid kids to eat proper cause you`re stupid parents didn`t teach you that, maybe were to busy smoking weed or drinking their wage in a pub

[julianpanmorris]

Jamie is the best.

[wayneswift]

thats well funny i cant stand jamie oliver hes a right tosser

[oldershaw99]

british cuisine is somethink 2 b proud of we gave the world fish and chip sunday roast yorkshire puddings and mushy peas and mint sause

[badboypass]

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[osamarocks]

were Brits for fucks sake not dagoes. jamie oliver can shove his eye tie food up his arse. fish and chips forever

[dowling1981]

What an open-minded chap you sound, osamarocks. What do you think of Jameston Oliver's new television programmes?

[ronho2007]

I haven't seen his new programs. But does he refrian from using olive oil, balsamic vinegar, panchetta, pasta.....The point is what is British cuisine?

[dowling1981]

Do you think that British Cuisine is anything to be proud of?

[UUnitedwesucKK]

everyones proud of something

[dowling1981]

UUnited - but why would you be proud of this abstract idea rather than something that was achieved by yourself in your own life?

[adrilasa]

hey..in italy they r broadcasting Jamie's great italian escape on a satellite channel..so I got to know him..he's great..n those episodes are so funny..i never miss this show.Anyway i didnt know he was so famous in England...;) and I see U have very different opinions about him...anyway I like him!;)

[alik08]

adrilasa he lives in england u twat head

[adrilasa]

and who said he doesn't? u prick

[TEKXL]

It's about fucking time, someone highlights the problems of the shitty school dinners, go 4 it Jamie ;)

[tamousha]

in a way i can agree with jonathonrugman,jamie has sucha huge ego,makes me sick,but face it :fish n chips, pizza n hamburgers are not healthy foods for kids.

[Frizzles]

and you don't know jamie oliver either..at least not that good to say what you just said there. :)

btw it was just a joke.. hence this smiley> :P

[TopGear2007]

He's My Hero :)

I'm Not A Normal Kid Am I?

[Frizzles]

if you would emigrate that would probably make the "shithole" less of a "shithole". :P

Jamie Oliver does a great job in my opinion..

[jonathonrugman]

Fuck you, you don't even know me.

[chronicmrmo]

wish u would emigrate, anyone who loves this inarticulate cunt who hasnt even earnt 1 michelin star, just adds to the shittiness of this country, u brainless twat.

[augustusdes]

Brits actually let this fat tongued, fuckheaded twat cunt tell them how to bring up their kids! What a sad country and what a sad state of affairs...

[jonathonrugman]

it is a very sad country. If i could afford it, I'd emigrate out of this shithole!

[harme94]

jamie is the best cook in the world

[jonathonrugman]

Jamie Oliver is a self centred twat who does not care about childrens health, but just his bank balance by making it look like he cares so that Sainsburys give him lucrative contracts to do their adverts. All these so called celebrities are the same. they munipulate things for their own ends and I personally would like it if he was buried alive and never seen again!

[jennyeugenie]

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[mdoc9]

i LOVE THIS CLIP!! JAMIE IS THE BEST!! CHECK OUT MY SLIDE SHOW DEDICATED TO HIM!!

[RudeBoyTek]

He's a great chef, it's about fucking time someone highlights the problems of the shitty school dinners

[clocky86]

I love Jamie. He got me into cooking. Plus he's sexy with, cooks well, and has a nice accent lol

[siyinglee]

haha.... he is so cute...wif the boobs + the marker drawing...

[stewartcopulate]

Is Oliver now the biggest cunt on the telly? He must be. He talks like a fucking retard, cooks like a cunt, and looks like a mongol. Fucking cunt.

[mammalachina]

why,cos he cares about other peoples health?Bet youre fat and stuff yor face with mac ds,pot noodle and drink cheap plonk!Your just jealous cos he gets to eat real food-food you cant afford!

[marco130988]

You are just GAY! And of course a fucking Idiot...stop making jokes on Jamie Oliver! FAGGOT!

[AshleyBarnley]

Bullshit jamie oliver is a fantastic chef he cooks fantastic food & he cook food alot better than the schools shit food that they serve

[orsetto81utube]

You're a moron- GOD FORBID someone take the initiative to stop stuffing the little pigs with junk food...

[shortylainen]

Jamie oliver is the best chef in the fuckin' world!

[NatashaWA]

this video is bull shit whoever made it aviously wants keep eating junk and become an old fat constipated bloke

[saziandabbi]

Jamie Oliver Sucks Ass =P In A Bad Way... hehe

[rtsoccerplayer]

bullshit...

[PutBoy]

haha :D That's great.

[comeau89]

no, he's really really hot :]

[julianpanmorris]

Actually, some of his curry dishes are hot.

[karolyne5]

is it just me or is he really really hott ???

[CountFruFru]

Just you.. :)

[julianpanmorris]

Yeah, just you.

[PattyP123]

Funny!!!

[ladymaggic]

Could have been good...but you stuffed it up

[MollieParrot]

IS THAT A SPOOF OR THE REAL THING?

[mark8999]

what a wanker- he copies all delia smiths recipes

[mark8999]

what a wanker, he copies recipes from Delia smith!

[MissGolightly87]

hahaha :-)

[Taurus0423]

What are all those horrible drawings on the screen?!

[toddiot]

part of the ad

it's supposed to be ironic -- he's saying everything's going great while kids are "drawing" breasts on him =P

[talkinghk]

great ad!!!

[TOPOTWO]

JAMIE BLODDY ROCKS!