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  • They tried soooo hard to make Archer and his crew THE crew. Some epic ship that saved Earth numerous times over. Problem was, it was all so forced. Way too many "This will destroy humanity!" plot lines that not even the original show would do (And they had their fair share of corny plots). Archer was no hero in my book. Even taking into account pre-Federation ideals, he was a rogue and unstable. The rest of his crew seemed more in line with Trek philosophy. He was just a nutcase.

  • is the First Battle that the Enterprise NX-01 was in with the Klingons in the Season 2 Finale on Youtube ? It was Cool and Something to see the NX-01 prove how it could not handle the Pouding the Klingon Warships were giving it. It had to be rescued by the Earth Defense Ships that were using Souped up Phasers taken from the technology of the Crashed Borg Ship found in the Arctic Circle.That Borg Wreckage was from the Future that hit the Earth after the Next Generation Enterprise blew it up.

  • I thought Enterprise was pretty gay compared to DS9 and Voyager.. and in particular the whole "Xindi" storyline was boring, dull and complete BULLSHIT.

    Shame the show had potential

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  • payback for the 2000 election

  • so... they dug a trench?

  • They should have had the Romulans make this attack instead. Then they could have had a time skip from here to a mid-early part of season 3 where failing negotiations lead to total war.

    They brought this in as they were seriously losing ratings. Had they taken a risk with Romulans then they could have seriously brought TOS and TNG fans into the fold.

  • Yeah, that attack was effective. They blew up a tiny line of Florida, some sea and a few fields in Cuba? Really? 'Starfleet' (even though it didn't exist then) would've felt really threatened. All the Xindi did here was make a really severe point. 'See! We could've blown up one of your cities!! Our point is made!!' 'Um, but you didn't. And it would take fucking ages with one of your piffling little probes. We can shoot down hundreds of those if we need to.'

  • @KRSsven It also killed several million people.

  • Poor Enterprise, it really suffered. Unfortunately it should've stuck with what was already known about that period from Roddenberry's history rather than trying to retcon everything. Why retcon the Xindi into a past setting? Just use one of the existing races, you're already screwing around with the timeline and just writing rubbish. Just as the lame, lame film showed, the worst Trek stories are those that involve time travel (or holodecks).

  • @KRSsven then how come whats considered to be the best episode of star trek is a time travel episode

  • @guy27677 I assume you mean 'Yesterday's Enterprise', which I agree is a great episode. First Contact is also probably the best Trek film. I meant that time travel eps in general tended to be poor, with a few exceptions. I also like 'Cause and Effect', but that's more a time loop rather than time travel I guess. When you use it as an important plot point, it has to be an intriguing plot concept coupled with a well-written realisation of that concept. TOS probably had the worst ones.

  • oh thank god it missed the football stadium lol

  • Star Trek:Enterprise actually really started to get good storylines in season 4.Due in no small part of not letting Rick Bermen and Brannon Braga have any writing control save the last episopde "these are the voyages" which most Trekkies dont like.

  • @knowur10sand18s Speak for yourself.  I happen to like that episode.

  • LAME! Xindi destroying Google Earth~

  • So why would the Xindi send a small ship to do minimal damage? If you plan to destroy a planet and you're going to send a ship at all, why not send the ship that destroys planets first?

  • @Bloodthr0e its simply because star trek enterprise is the worst star trek show ever and its really unrealistic

  • 0:10 Commence primary ignition.

  • That is the only thing I didn't like about Enterprise, the incredibly shitty special effects. Nmerous nerd...err...fan films on here with better graphics. Made whole series on the cheap.

  • Seriously, can you at least put some effort into your reasoning for this? Why the fuck is Florida the target. Washington D.C. should be the target you dunderhead.

  • @xinecallaw lol umad, no one gives a fuck about Florida

  • the 2012 end of the world is movie it's edit in youtube then wirte in title 2012 end of the world not true! december 21 2012 you see how's no exploded here in earth

  • @davidhcj86 Nice English bro

  • WTF it went right through my grandmas house!! gay n00bs

  • Aleins attack old folks, Cubans and annoying tourists. This is a bad thing lolololol

  • yea! But at @0:03 Will USA Atom-Bomb it :)

  • What in Sam hell is a xindi

  • @DTProductions16 A collection of 5 (formally 6) individual species that all evolved on the same planet.

    They fought a civil war and the planet was destroyed. They then banded together and were later told by the sphere builders (the enemies of the Federation in the future) that humans would destroy them if they didn't destroy us first.

    Later on we find out the Xindi eventually join the Fed and members of their species are among the crew of the Fed fleet that finally wins the war against the SB's

  • Why are the Xindi destroying google maps?

  • @Heshtshow that we can't find ther secret base on earth

  • @Hesht I lol'd

  • @Hesht Outdated maps, and since google didn't update them fast enough, the Xindi did so instead. With signature, ofc :P

  • NOOOO! Those bastards destroyed the magic kingdom! And uh.....cuba.....damn....

  • Chuck Norris's laser pointer...

  • america has billons of wepons to destroy xindi we have plasma radiation nukeler sound wave wepons to kill

  • @weinero9 american retard...

  • One hell of a laser, my god...

  • @Accisma That's a great point and probably the best explanation. I also heard someone else point out that had the temporal war people not told Archer and supplied him proof about the xindi, it would likely have been too late by the time we even found out who did it. Excellent points made. And though it would have been nice for one line of dialogue to solve this debate, such presumptions do seem to vindicate the writers.

  • Nicer attack point than you might think, cleaving the Caribbean plate in two like that would surely have caused an incredible amount of damage.

  • Archer says the weapon cut a trench from Florida to Venezuela, but judging from the angle in this video, it would have hit Colombia. One of the writers did not know their geography!

  • @negvar not necessarily at all. We're used to looking at the earth flattened out on a map, but that actually significantly distorts the geography. When viewed properly in it's spherical form, the Earth looks differant. That's why on a flat map a plane flying from LA to NY doesn't appear to fly in a straight line, but in a northward arc--it's actually following the curvature of the earth.

  • 0:13 lol.... Google Earth

  • So they attacked Cuba. Big deal. We should have done that in the 60's.

  • @Binky40SW We tried to and we FAILED. Did you ever hear of the Bay of Pigs incident? Fool.

  • @negvar Yeah, I heard of how we went in half assed. No heavy bombing. No napalm. Sercretive.

    If we would have gone in and knocked those fuckers flat, we would have succeeded.

    But no. We went in and pussy-footed around because we coddled a bunch of crybaby liberals.

    Mores the pity.

  • @Binky40SW Yes, there is nothing quite as effective as napalm and heaving bombing, just like in Vietnam....Oh, wait a sec, that didn't work either.

  • @negvar Yep. See the point about crybaby liberals, steering military tactics and policy. The same thing happened in Vietnam. Too many crybaby liberal faggots steering policy. Now look what they have over there... a brutal dictatorship.

    We could have won Vietnam if we'd have had realistic rules of engagement. If we would have gone in there with the intention of crushing those fuckers like ants at a picnic, of devastating anything that made a threatening move, we would have won.

  • @Binky40SW You sure have a lot of anger, hatred, and prejudice bottled up inside. I am guessing you have yet to receive a degree in political science/military studies. Just a guess, though. Best regards.

  • @negvar I don't need some bullshit degree to know that sometimes the ONLY way to get a job done is by sheer brute force, and in some cases extreme violence. Violence IS a means to an end, if applied properly and without attention to liberal faggot complaints.

  • @Binky40SW Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down there Herr Hitler, you were just having a bad dream. It's ok now. Cuba's just a shitty country that can't hurt us and there's no men who like men around to torment you...it's all gonna be all right.

  • @writergarrett Remember, dipshit... Hitler was a National Socialist, just like Castro, and just like Obammy wants to be... eliminating dissenting opinion by having his followers using violence on his behalf. If you're you're too thick skulled to see the proof that's out there I'm not going to hold your hand to educate you.

    All I have left to say is, there is one set of ideals that says "You're free. Do things. Success or failure is up to you." It's not socialism-it's capitalism.

  • @Binky40SW Wait, didn't your crybaby "liberals" in the USA just blow away Osama Bin Laden? So what is it? Are they liberals who want to give Osama a puppy and a hug or are they actually just the reverse side of the same coin at the bottom of the shit-stained toilet which is Amerika.

  • @Fmaack No. They didn't. Navy SEALS did. Navy SEALS went in without international support or even approval and settled at least THAT part of the score. Whatever traitor obammy's agenda is, this was just a move of political convenience for him.

    I applaud the military commanders who had the guts to say fuck you UN, fuck you Pakistan, We're taking this sonofabitch out. (And obammy KNEW he had no choice, it would mean impeachment if he knew where his muslim brother was and didn't act).

  • @Binky40SW first of all. Obama sent in the seal team 6 you dip shit. And what is this about the UN and Pakistan? Are you legally retarded? it would make much more sense if you were.

    I bet you voted for bush twice..

  • @massdrewski OBAMA didn't do shit... just like when he sat on his hands for a couple weeks while the seal team trailed the Somali pirates off the coast of Somalia with their hostages and they didn't get permission to engage.

    And it was with no help from the toothless terrorist-coddling UN that the SEALs got the job done-I'm sure there would have been resolution after resolution after resolution to get him, allowing him ample time to fleee to another country.

  • @Fmaack Actually, Osama is the now the stain, courtesy of the red, white, and blue. No, no, no need to thank us, really, we'd have blown his skull apart with a double-tap anyway, really, it was no trouble. But you're welcome.

  • @Binky40SW LOL. second. But liberals will be first to demand we let cubans fleeing that hell hole come ashore, but insist that castro gives his people such great healthcare and that cuba is a sovereign nation and the embargo should be lifted. Anyways, I like cubans coming here--they still know what freedom really means, plus, we got Marco Rubio out of the deal, and a finer American I challenge you to find. More's the pity he won't run for POTUS.

  • It makes me lol.

  • I agree. Dumb of the Xindi to tip their hand. But the show was going for drama, and this was just three years after the 911 attack, so most people forgave the lack of thought in script.

  • Good thing I live on the LEFT side of Florida :D

  • Hmmmm..... looks like they out did shells damage.

  • haha I was listening to Jay Sean - 2012 when i saw this and i Lol´d

  • Wow. Aliens hate Florida.

  • @Righton2000 yes, for some reason stuff like this never happens to a little village in Austria or Canada.

  • @boringshi Yeah, dude. Remember "Independance Day" when all those aliens were attacking cities all around the world except ONE in Canada?

  • @Righton2000 Makes proud and insulted to be Canadian

  • @CptPicard832 Hey man, it'd be up to us to repopulate the world and make it how it should be.

  • @Righton2000 No offense intended, but attacking Canada would be a little like throwing a firecracker into a parking lot at Wal-Mart at 3 am. There may be people around to see it, but not many.

  • @mrjohantheman Yea but the joke is old :V

  • the effect is quite amazing for the tight budget of a 6-7 years old television show. people have no idea of the hard work behind that.

    useless fact: people who scream fake on every goddamn video have small genitals.

  • dont u think it be funny if The Military used this to kill only castro..?

  • 0:03 FLORIDA!

  • Thank God I don´t live in Florida or Venezuela! (OK, I don´t believe in any God. OK?)

  • omg i was still alive in 2006 and i didnt notice? where did this happen exactly?

  • and they say they equater aint visible

  • Lol wtf is this like google earth gone wrong?

  • How many Cubans died?

  • @rpcarnell 69.

  • Hey! I live there! Damn Xindi!

  • so?

    

  • @Fmaack LOL!

  • @Fmaack LMFAO!!! Folks, let's vote this comment to the top.

  • @writergarrett Well, it's true the Xindi were essentially space Muslims. What's even funnier is that Enterprise (or Shitterprise as I call it) also had an enemy race called the Suliban (like Taliban) before 2001.

    The writers of Enterprise were all batshit reactionaries so they started writing episodes about Earth (America) being attacked by the Xindi (Muslims) and the consequences.

    My humourous comment did have some backing after all!

  • @Fmaack Right because if aliens exist they would never attack us. Just like there aren't really muslims who believe as a matter of faith that they have the right to stone women, mutilate homosexuals, and bomb crowded markets. Let me ask you a question: hypothetically, America has been conqured and occupied. So we are justified in strapping bombs to children, pregnant women, handicapped and attacking squares filled with american and enemy alike, beheading people, burning people. really? REALLY?

  • @writergarrett  what kind of question is that. hypothetically

    .

  • Question for Enterprise fans: Does anyone else think it is a little silly that the Xindi would tip their hand by firing this warning shot rather than just test their weapon on some moon somewhere and wait till they had the superweapon to actually attack earth?

  • @writergarrett Yeah I agree and it's purely just the writers just thought it would look cool, plus hammer into the characters and audience just how bad things are going to get. Someone fanwanked that maybe some of the xindi didn't want the weapon to succeed and so suggested earth as the test ground knowing earth would respond and stop it in time.

  • @sumbuddyx Another excellent idea, Perhaps the aquatics splitting the difference, as they're prone to do.

  • @writergarrett Only if they didn't have to test it on a planet with the exact 'unique' characteristics of Earth; who knows a test on any other planet would generate unconclusive results?

    Not anything I would write though. Something like this would need to be explained (well). Shows again the writing of (SF) series should be a lot more logical (pun intended) and well though out

  • @boringshi A great idea. A new thought I had would be that the Xindi thought the prototype would do 1000 times the damage, therefor crippling Earth, but sadly failing.

  • @writergarrett it's a show :p. Your right, but if you count every stupid thing they do in series just to make a story then you would never be able to finish counting.

  • @writergarrett

    I know it may seem strange to you but I'm a big fan of "Star Trek: Enterprise" and in general Star Trek.

    My adventure with Star Trek began with "Star Trek Enterprise, " I know that Picard and Sisko may seem better, but Captain Archer is not bad..

    The whole Xindi attack seems to be slightly exaggerated. Looks like Xindi not know the basic principles of military strategy, a prototype of the earth attacked by what they had lost the surprise element

  • @PawelK198604 Not a surprise at all. If Enterprise had continued, it likely would have been my favorite series.

  • @writergarrett

    in such a way that does not work reasonably commander only a complete idiot

  • @writergarrett Does seem odd but if you think about it such a test would be necessary to get an idea of our defenses in preperation for the next attack. This happening and us finding out who did it was the result of a time war after all, had holo man not told we would have been non the wiser.

  • @writergarrett - I guess the answer to that is we all seen the star trek back in time movie, that story has been done :)

  • @writergarrett I am an Enterprise Fan, and yes it is a bit silly in the world of reality. But this is a TV show. If they did things that way in the show, then there wouldn't have been much of a plot.

  • @writergarrett maybe they were testing Earth's defenses against an attack?

  • @writergarrett It was very silly.

  • @writergarrett If you watched that season you'd know the Xindi were confident and didn't fear Starfleet at the least; testing weapon was only opportunity to inflict a cheap shot to them, no strategic down side.

  • @tonchibear Wow. the first absolutely vapid and truly obtuse suggestion I've heard. It is irrefutably obvious from the events of the series that had the Xindi not attacked Earth the first time, they would have had no warning and thus NO CHANCE of stopping the final weapon. So clearly there WAS a strategic downside--losing the element of surprise, probably one of the most basic tenants of warfare. Now you might suggest arrogance, but the xindi were demonstrably prudent in most of their decisions.

  • @writergarrett Pft, given how deadly probes are in the Trek universe they where probably just saying "Hello, and watch out there is this giant probe that speaks whales coming."

    But yeah, they traveled through a part of space that boils with the anger of satan on a bad day just to take pot shots. Huh, I guess testing it on a moon makes too much sense for these guys. 

  • @writergarrett Well, yeah. That was the first thing that came to mind once the plot came out. It'd be like the US flying over Japan one month earlier with one small ordinary bomb, and radioing out to them "Just testing - we'll be back."

    

  • @writergarrett The Leader on their world must have been their equivlant of Dubbya Bush =p

  • @writergarrett I haven't seen any Enterprise, but do they study the prototype weapon's wreckage after this and figure out a way to stop it? Because yeah, that would make the Xindi pretty fucking stupid if they allowed that to happen.

  • @ancalites Well, if you like star trek, you owe it to yourself to watch this series. all of season 3 is about the xindi threat. but basically, if it weren't for the intervention of agents from the temporal war, Earth would never have known what species attacked them before it was too late, so in that respect, the wreckage was little help. But there have been a lot of good points on this--maybe the xindi thought it would do far more damage, some xindi factions wanted to give earth a chance, etc

  • @writergarrett It was supposed to an attempt by the writers to talk about 9/11. Of course it still doesn't make much sense for the Xindi to do it - maybe they wanted to see if the probe could travel the distance to earth and still fire the weapon?

  • aliens hate Florida?!

  • I never understood why the Xindi gave away the element of surprise by testing the weapon on Earth and not some far off planet. What the heck did they think the response was going to be?

  • hey i think it just took out my house lol

  • that's chuck norris's laser pointer

  • Fucking bastards hit cuba.... they will pay!

  • OH NOOOOOOOO GIANT LAZER IS ATTACING MY HOUSEEEEE...... *Bzzzzzzt* *Bzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttttttttt­* *Internet connection lost*.... What? My internet Connection?.... PAYBACK..... * Gets a nuclear bomb* *Throws it at the robot* GIVE ME MY 43 SECONDS OF MY LIFEEEEEEE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • my guns bigger

  • Most people call it fake because it looks so horribly cheap. To think that this was a major VFX sequence in a television show makes me cringe.

  • he took revenge by making a line????

  • Star Treks 9/11.

  • omfg of course its not real it happened in Star Trek , not in real life so stop the stupid comments such as : "Fake and gay" , "Not real" etc. !!

  • that is not real

  • @ariel4138

    Of course not. It's CG~

  • Damn... just some centuries before, and they would have hit Castro! What a bad luck! :P

  • cause you deserve it...

  • @tarhonyapure Oh, that was uncalled for!

    Come on, a lot of us ARE bad, but not ALL of us are Bomb-Bomb-Bom the whole world nutjobs...

  • why is it all ways in USA! why not europe?!

  • Is this Real life?

  • hahaha florida got PWNED!!!

  • did the space shuttle film this?

  • Don't worry, I'll save the Earth! I played Defender all the time back then, soooooooo... yeah......

  • The Hammer of Dawn

  • Noo, not Cuba! They already have it tough enough! :(

  • what is xindi

  • Oh noes, the evil space terr'ists have attacked Amerika! We must avenge them! Screw diplomacy, ethics and all of our values, we will go smoke the terr'ists out of their holes and torture them.

    Neo-con propaganda, Star Trek style.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FLORDIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • i thought this happened in 2003

  • what happened???

  • Xindi... is that something off of doctor who? and stop giving aliens ideas

  • real or fake ill be dead in 400 years so i don't give a fuck

  • @evanbononos actually even sooner 143 years from now.

  • Omg if Chuck Norris would see it...

  • This doesn't make sense. It's a huge logical flaw in Star Trek. Now, let say that in the future a missguided race called the xindi want to maximize damage to Earth, then they wouldn't make the probe punch a huge line between Florida and Cuba. Most of the energy hits the oceans, which even the dummest general in the galaxy would realize would create little damage. They would make the probe punch a line though the eastern coast of the US, or draw a line from Berlin through the Ruhr to Paris.

  • this is gay

  • THOSE MONSTERS! THEY ARE SLOWLY DESTROYING OUR ECOSYSTEM BY DUMPING FOSSIL FUELS INTO THE OCEAN!!!!!!

    ... oh wait...

    thats BP

  • what the bloody hell.....

  • Why Florida? <:(

  • WHAT THE FUCK U FUCKER IM IN FLORIDA KILL THE FUCKING HILL BILLIES FIRST

  • @reptileking334 And you are setting a "shining" example of people in Florida.

  • so real...

  • This is incredible bad animated for star trek enterprise, thy always had good animations.

    ive seen the xindi destroy the earth and it was much better animated.

    this has to be pretty old.

  • @0MainFrame0 This is the original version made in 1987

  • @GFedFan oh, ok .

    thanks

  • @0MainFrame0 Wait, are you taking me seriously? I was making a joke. This guy just made his own version.

  • @GFedFan Oh well, how could I know?

  • Why does it self destruct?

  • For the love of marbles, how can there be a fucking debate about whether this is a scene from a TV show or a movie?

    Godamn.

  • When aliens invade google maps.

  • 0:15. This is how Bob Moses cleared the way for the cross-bronx expressway.

  • Here is when the show went south, they could have just had a 3 part maybe 4 part to this story and end it. They signed their death when it turned into season 3

  • google earth map..

  • don't worry, only google maps took any real damage.

  • What are you talking about guys!? This is real! It happened 2 years ago when my mum was making cheesecake.

  • @xXRazorfistXx

    The strip of destruction stretches from Florida to Venezuela. 7 million people were killed, including my Uncle Bobby. I have visited 3 of the memorial sites built along the strip. This is as real as 911.

  • @KKM121 Unlucky dude, the only thing that died on my half was the cheesecake... and hell I miss it.

  • 0:14-0:20 They have the best CGI software for Star trek and they waste it by using google earth on this part?

  • Why the heck do the ppls say "FAKE"?

    Off course its not real

  • @OFP1Painkiller Watch Star Trek Enterprise it is on that show it is real

  • @locke896

    I mean the real reality :D

  • @locke896 dude the laser is bigger and stronger than that

  • @locke896 But it's still fake, Star trek isn't a documentary you know!

  • is this real?

  • @jagartuff It is from Star Trek Enterprise

  • @locke896 IT'S A BP OIL PROBE