French Taunter

[droehl2009]

it gets funnyer evrey time

[zekka9999]

Haha i'm french and i found this hilarious as well, John Cleese's fake accent is perfect.

[houseinfrance]

press 5 for niggits :)

[AwesomenessItself87]

The original troll.

[denverfan97]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

[dryyoshi7]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[TheTebowfanatic]

Knnniiiggittss!



[cloudgirl150]

LOL They actually threw a real duck XD

[revolver45677]

If the French had done this against germany, then WWII would have been over much quicker. I can actually imagine DeGaulle calling Rommel an empty-headed food-trough whopper.

[SunnySunKansas]

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[yashamoto]

English Offensive Strategy: Hack at the wall with swords.

French Defensive Strategy: Hurl livestock and provisions at the enemy.

......They were pretty evenly matched, I must say.

[gman8744]

@yashamoto Hacking at the walls worked pretty well in Age of Empires...

[pjcd1961]

Throwing food might not last you through a siege, though! But, funny! Especially considering French love food!

[heyitsaf]

i blow my nose at you!

[aymonism]

what are they doing in england?

[Asuina1]

i love the freanch

[greasemonkeys16]

2:25 Best fight scene ever

[Fredde88]

He does not have a cooldown on his taunt

[russianspy52]

I said 1:40 to 2:02 to a 12 year old trolling on facebook and he didnt know what i was talking about, his brother and all my friends laughed there asses off.

[spp41]

The OG Troll

[LuXdO1]

They should have used the holy hand grenage on the taunter.

[MrBlah15000]

47 people need to have a cow hurled at them from the balcony of a castle.

[Shadowofthesoldier]

"-Sortez la vache ! - Quoi ? - Sortez la vache !"

Translation : Throw the cow ! -What ? - Throw the cow

[47ex1]

+350% Aggro

[GeevesPie]

I see dinner flying in the sky.

[Brotherhoodbikechief]

this is clearly fake - the ENGLISH ran away!

[Idod991]

If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the holy grail.

Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see.

LOLZ

[hannahs172]

'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!'

[NightshadeScouts]

I fart in all of your guys general direction who don't like this movie.

[NotJustAnyNarWhal]

47 people are just jealous because they don't have a cow launcher!

[Furik1792]

what is the movie name?

[NightshadeScouts]

@Furik1792 Monty Python and The Holy Grail

[vancouvercanucknut93]

@Furik1792 Well, the name of the movie is the dude's YouTube Channel Name.

[1blahblahblog]

cow-taplut at 2:16

[camobeast100]

The french guy reminds me of the last apologist I've debated (TektonTv).

[c0nfus3ds0ul2]

Now, look who's won. They didn't even need to lay seige to the French. The French literally starved themselves!

[caca075]

@c0nfus3ds0ulmaybe, but the brits ran away, not the French that time !

[GumGumOnigiri]

Holy hell, I just got that!

Knnniiiiiiggggghhhhttttttsss = Knights.

[TheInvisibleAssassin]

"What a strange person." XD

[XpachenkoX]

47 people are french

[TheCGIMaster]

Allo!? Ew ees eet?

[Naenira]

2:08 - Faites chier la vache ! (Make the cow shit !)

I'm french, and I don't even have the slightest idea of what it means...

[FreedomUnited]

@Naenira uhm? I think it was 'get the cow'

or trow the cow.. :P

[Aadchuz]

@Naenira

Make that : Fetchez la vache!;)

Love Monty Python,classic and timeless.

He's already got one,you see....:)

[CANAD14N]

@Naenira they say fetchez la vache. the fetchez part is just fake french for "to fetch"

[kcrossleKMC]

@Naenira oh! that's sweet. English: "Fetch" (chercher / porter?).  Very Bad French: "Fetchez"

[tweakedculture1]

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a 2nd time"

[Evatar7]

Silly English... K'NNNIGHITS

[bourdon30]

I really like this comic way of showing Frenchmen who have the upper hand on the English, he he he!

[Nyaru267]

The birth of trolls =p

[sMACkedaroundTV]

COW!!!!

[TheAussieman106]

anyone notice that he said "I'm French!' with an english accent?

[MrRexel14]

i'm surprised they used real birds o_o

[PlebScrubber]

@MrRexel14 this was made long before animal cruelty laws

[solarkun123]

this one is even better than the killer bunny! :3

[solarkun123]

did anyone notice when the frenchmen were throwing animals, one french guy said "this 1 is 4 ur mother"?

[grefog]

typical french food fight. over the top.

[agressivfish2297]

i love this movie

[NorwegianBastard]

The French helmet look incredibly silly!

[SnakeMacTavish]

The ONLY military victory for France

[voodoomanboy]

@SnakeMacTavish LOL! but not true. :)

[Sepemini]

@SnakeMacTavish Napolean won a few battles, but this tops anything he did.

[Naenira]

@SnakeMacTavish

French FTW :p

[BoristheOxman]

@SnakeMacTavish Napoleon would like a word.

[Mithrandirh123]

1:30

[Brickman274]

French Taunter: the OG of Trolling...

[insanityismysanity]

haha mooooooo jesus christ crash best line ever

[JtrasherUA]

I saw this for the first time in Montreal before it came out in the US. The audience went crazy at this scene and at the last one at the Grail castle. Python never hesitated to show the French getting it over on the English.

[greenkirby2]

its a french troll! trololo 

[themessingzoo]

Sound the retreat: "Run Away!, Run Away!"

[RayneSparrow]

ur mother was a hampster XD

[cacoethes1]

I always laugh at the falling cow bit. "Moooooooo...."

[overlord500083]

Old school Trolling at its finest

[Feeluck]

the german version is much funnier, even if they translatet it wrong

[moocowFU]

funny he said Jesus Christ, but it was actually a cow flying at them...

[Fredz162]

@moocowFU dont ever talk again

[0640carlos]

The French Tauntkill brought me here! :)

[Theyavuzipek2]

Look at the my canel you will see the rael one.

[funkyzero]

my favorite line ever..

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

[zztopzknot]

thats fucked up they could have hurt the duckies throwing them like that!

[shankful1]

Lancelot..

Yes sire?

Fetch the holy hand grenade....

[MrWafflemanguy]

HOLY COW!

[beatle11]

Run Away!

[MultiEvule]

1:35 "what a strange person!" - LEGENDARY!

[WonderTheMan]

that's the best defense ever

[dakyrus]

you silly english keniggets

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

i told him we already got one ^.^

he said they've alreaedy got one!! ;o

[Erniethecatisawesom]

I FART in Rick Perry's general direction; his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! >)P

[Schbene]

What a strange person!

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Nobody brought me here. I came by myself.

[Vahkahron]

@PaulieDeMafia210 as I do every night

[harishnarayanan]

Still better and more logical than most Youtube comments.

[xXtGiSXx]

poor cow....

[Baseshocks]

Well what are you then... I am French why do you think i have this accent you silly king, what are you doing in England, mind your own business..... LOL this is the best line. English king confused that Frenchmen have taken control of one of their forts LOL. Ahhh man once upon a time Hollywood made comedy's that would stick, i have to pick this movie up :).

[TheREALSisko]

@Baseshocks But...this is a British movie. Hollywood didn't make it :S

[Baseshocks]

@TheREALSisko lol :D shows you what i know... maybe thats why its a good comedy :).

[Darkmesna1]

That has to be the most original troll

[Brumzable]

Fetchez la vache! Hilarious xD

[SavoyTruffle78]

I hope no animals were harmed in the making of this scene.

[UberOfFP]

@SavoyTruffle78 Well, the French weren't hurt so no.

[musiklover713]

Unfortunately for the French, this didn't work as well on the Germans.

[ImThatCrazyGal]

Zis one is for your mother, here you go! Now here's one for your dad! Hah. Typical French.

[Pacorocks411]

"What a strange person!" :D

[Rockunstank]

is there someone else up there we can talk to???--killz me!

[y8864]

your mother was an amster and your faver smvelt ov elderberryz

[Sydney00111]

You thought that those animals were real? NOPE ,Chuck Testa.

[Seirafan99]

R.I.P graham chapman :)

[ShadowDragonLinkX]

Galahad: What a strange person!

Arthur: Now, look here my good man--

French soldier: I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE YOU EMPTY-HEADED ANIMAL FOOD TROUGH WIPER! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!

[mdilo13167]

Ladies and Gentlemen, The orginal Troll

[Webmax96]

I'm french and it actually made me laugh xD

[Griesmayer]

doesnt he get shit emptied on his head?

[jbenvenga]

@Griesmayer that's at the end of the movie. this is the first time they encounter the french taunter. the second time is when they approach the castle and attempt to go in.

[CreeperKillerPro]

@jbenvenga no, its the beginning because sir galahad hasn't been cast into the gorgue of eternal peril yet XD :)

[jbenvenga]

@CreeperKillerPro that's what i was saying. this is the beginning. i know that. <.<

[iCantEditBro]

This movie is still my favorite :|

[muse4life61]

@iCantEditBro lmao! love it especially when the cow flew in the air.

[jrobe92]

I live in Quebec and the accuracy of the French guy is surprising

[EmanBloe]

@jrobe92 Flawless Frenglish is flawless.

[ZorotheGallade]

Now if only you could do that in Minecraft.

[LordTwinkus]

Silly K-NIG-HTS!

[TheDemongo]

Such a classic film. 

[fancyasian]

Two small things I find extremely funny in this clip: the Frenchman's gauntlets and the time it takes from the cow being led out of its quarters to being airborne.

[Drewfusi]

If you do not agree to my commands, Then we shall-

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JESUS CHRIST

[pedro3579660780]

The Frase " Jesus Christ " has never been so good used :P .

[flufrules1]

Monty Python was a genius. We need more comedy of this kind.  I laughed myself silly over this scene.

flufrules

[freshlineproductions]

comedy at its best

[CocoOkami]

Thank u noodles!!!! :3

[ObliviousGuitarist1]

Wow. Noodles must REALLY like Monty Python. He sent me here!

[jamesXXy2k]

What are you doing in England!?

[TheMultiEis]

Evil Chicken at 2:33

[ViliVelho]

Offspring brought me here!

[Deviancy0712]

@ViliVelho me too yo

[bezetbajzel]

@ViliVelho mi tu

[personwithaname2]

@ViliVelho me 2

[ralfcaetano]

@ViliVelho ohhhhh yeah 8)

[ChrisKeane27]

@ViliVelho what does Offspring have to do with this?

[ViliVelho]

@ChrisKeane27 If you would have Offspring on Facebook you would know

[jadams413]

King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

LOL

[sugarbunnyxoxo1313]

omg i like how he uses the pigeon part later in the movie >_<

[laclcal]

press 5 for niggits

[Yabanko]

Allo!! Ooh is eet?!

[HeeeeyDicky]

What's the point in leaving comments stating what's in the video?

All of us have this memorized. :D

[Andiefunny93]

- What are you doing in England?

- Mind your own bussiness !! XD

[jaijainagra]

And:

"What a strange person..."

[jaijainagra]

"I'm FRENCH! Why do you think I have this outraaageous accent, you silly king?!"

[HomiezAllowed]

I fart in the general direction of 45 English pigdogs! ;d

[LSFDevastator]

JEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIISSSSSSTTT!!!! amen to that my good fellow thou smellt of the berryelder! 0_0

[jaimann3]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.........YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMSTER........AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDER BERRIES! =D BEST LINES EVER...

[xXMusicalLifeXx]

-My 2nd favorite part 0:32-

French Guy:Well I'd ask him but I don't think he'd be very keen, uh, he's already got one, you see?!

Arthur: What?!

Gallahad: He says they've already got one!

Arthur: Are sure he's got one?

French Guy: Oh yes, it's ah very nice

[xXMusicalLifeXx]

-My FAVORITE PART!!!! ^_^ 1:39-

French Guy: I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animals, food trough water! I fart in your general direction! (Best part!!!!! :D) YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!

Gallahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

French Guy: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!

xD Kills me every time-ah LOL :D

[joeleffler]

thumbs up is you love 2:14

[fr00b91]

"I'm FRENCH! Why do you think I have this OUTRAGEOUS accent, you silly King?!"

[ValgusOrdo]

Thumbs up if you have taken notes/memorized this scene to add to your own arsenal of insults.

[HunterThePoe]

45 people smell of Elder Berries.

[fatfail666]

MIND YA' OWN BUSINESS!

[brokenxberlin444]

WHAT A STRANGE PERSON!

[acer3573]

2:40 I never noticed the cat sounds until now XD

[RaniSenka]

i always loved the cheat on age of empires that made all the catapaults launch cows...now i know where it came from.

[aidan809]

hey lest they get free food

[BolvarFTW]

LOL IM FRENCH!! in an english accent :P

[MsMacaraccoon]

I fart in your general direction!!

[Missquietlikeafish]

I've told them we've allready got one!

*Snigger snigger*

[MrVanhelsing009]

I DON`T WANNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE !

[davidzabbo64]

HELLO HUISSIT

[Zeuts85]

I'm not sure what's more hilarious, using farm animals as catapult ammunition, or ineffectually slashing at solid stone while the animals rain down around you.

[quila001]

@Zeuts85 Apparently you can still see the marks of their swords on the wall at whatever castle that is.

[bridget117]

King Arthur is on a mission from God......;)

Thumbs up for the reference.

[loomper101]

i take it the dislikes are french

[DJRozwell]

2:21 -2:23 is probably the best moment in all of cinema

[PhantineXX1]

NIWAM! ni :P

[jakeyc280596]

i fart in your general direction

[VossaPeter1]

miiiiiiaaaauuuu!

[mariasigma87]

run awayyyyy RUN AWAAAYYYY xD

[N64isgreat]

i find it ironic that the english were the ones retreating in this case