Ryders rant

[saturn1returns]

You are the fuckin bollox Ryder! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!



[StrummingSparrow]

he's quoting from Altamont! The Gimme Shelter film by the Stones, at the start. I've done that too at a few times when pissed.

[hanghang71]

shaun may have his own way off saying it but he speaks sence.These advertisment's saying you wiil detox from opiates in 3 days while they render you unconcous dont tell of thebattle that comes after.the longer you've beenabusing opiates the more you've become detached from everyday situations,even dealing with people on a social level will be a major adjustment and hurdle.good luck to anybody who is going through it ,and i prey you come out the other end clean, .

[74bomayemcfc]

poetic words from below..

[VIPxme7]

Shut the phuck up to anyone who hasnt been down that road!! you havnt a clue!! it takes years! to get out the other side and TRUST! it aint so pretty! at the time of being on your choice of vice its phukn awsum! the sex is way way beyond what youve experienced, the rewards and euphoria are a must to be experienced...BUT! it does have to stop at some point alse it will land you in the gravel..my only words of wisdom if you like is "day by day"..honest..relapses happen! but try again next day..

[ktmyamaha01]

you are rendering that scaffold indangerous!!!

[VonLeachim]

drink green veg juice shaun -start eatin and stop smokin u'r we3d 'n save ur life m8

[kadiebeex]

got a big frige & a microwave oven

[fitzy545]

i love been this out of it on e ha ha

[pojoelsie]

This is sad. But so well done Shaun for getting off drugs and now looking good and you have turned your life around. So proud of you. X

[jasonandjoesrailway]

sounds like that song, ello john got a new motor, ello john got a new motor!

[malt8291]

losers

[35THIRTYFIVE]

sheks and drugs

[goodbye41]

Bez is fuckin MASHED

[adrugfreeamerica]

this is gold. Gold I say

[revenger700]

out of his ever lovin mind!

[Goodywagon]

Big refridge and a microwave oven? haha wtf? Words to live by, "don't fuck about on your lady, treat her like a lady".

[Goodywagon]

NOOOOO!

[AnxiousPunkVideos]

omg its MACCER FROM SAN ANDREAS, cuz the gurning chimps is a spin off of happy mondays

[Dooinslark]

all the way letsgetfuckendon, fuck u polistyrene twat, part of english history, FAC51 born n bread, i lived the dream

[carlos7217]

i had naltraxone blocker tablets once,.cos i had a problem, and it was a fkn nightmare..

[TheTKillah]

MACCER IS THE SHIT

[LETSGETFUCKEDONLUCA]

Why dont you all shut the fuck up and suck England's massive cock? We've exported more culture, language and ideology than any other shithole nation on Earth and that's cuz we do it best. Step On you wankers!

[Goodywagon]

@LETSGETFUCKEDONLUCA haha I'm from the U.S. and I agree.

[spangla777]

GIMME SHELTER DOCU ROLLING STONES

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

cool vid keep it up

[itwa5me]

bez looks like an autistic monkey always has (sorry autisic ppl and monkies)

[iunnodiapeys]

bez looooks fucked on pills at the beginning

[MONTANAMUSC]

hahahha

[vegunited06]

northan monkeys

[Manikkonduct]

These guys crack me up

[PhilliePhanatic666]

BEZ FUCKING HILARIOUS :L

[Waitingforriki]

Like the 'Altamont ape' by Shaun! Have often done the same meself.."Brothers, brothers & sisters, why are we fighting? Why are we fighting? We don't want to fight c'mon!, just everybody just cool out!!" (Jagger on stage at Altamont Speedway Dec' '69) That 'chipmonk' guy (Stones' sound man) was a proper nob end! Arrogant as fuck. That's what I thought anyroad?

[tedsafuckinkid]

fuck america an all other countrys, britain is the heart of the world and manchester is the fukin heart of britain

[Waitingforriki]

Abser-fuckin'-lutleeyy!! Manchester is!!

[Nigz98]

one poet from manchester + several talented musicians + tonne upon tonne of drugs= genius

[KIDAmnesiacBends]

you forgot one freaky dancer!!

[Nigz98]

did aswell + in a freaky dancer then...

just reading your name there wouldnt think you'd be a mondays fan...btw kid a's pretty shit as an album

[KIDAmnesiacBends]

kid A isnt that bad

[Nigz98]

meh is not everyone's cup of tea....

must admit do love the bends and pablo honey

[Mashtar]

Kids. Don´t do drugs...

[allteesup]

Fuck up you noobs below or I'll kick the shit outta ya.

[hdtp1362eb]

who the fuck has ever made it big from house music. Ull probs name some shit dj who lives in a winnebago snorting coke and wearing shit clothes. Look up the biggest selling artists of all time and i garuntee you that 95% of that list are all british. How the fuck can u compare these dicks listen below in ur list to the beatles and the stones?. patti smith is a menapausel moaning lesbian. talking heads did one good song. Eat that yank. Why is ur account names after an english football club dick

[mrwill909]

i got a big fridge anna microwave oven too. yeh man.

[hdtp1362eb]

polistyrenejassband. Why don't you try and name another country that has produced more amazing and successfull artists than england has. We invented pop and rock, And we are fashion capital of the world. I know ur american, and all you guys have ever done is invent shitty little punk bands like green day who produce music for skanky dirty little emo kids. try and answer my question, or you can just put ur tracksuit back on and go eat burgers like all you yank fucks ever do.

[KIDAmnesiacBends]

i'm american, but I agree that the UK has produced the best music in history...beatles,stones,who,k­inks,animals,zeppelin,kasabian­,stone roses,mondays the list goes on

[hdtp1362eb]

America has produced a few good artists. You can never beat a bit of the strokes,Killers, Kings of Leon and the White Stripes. Nirvana also could have been amazing if cobain bothered 2 washed his hair from time to time. We need to respect these artists like the mondays. The are originators. Now all we seem to produce is little cunts with check top man tops, Shaggy mop top surfer like hair who all look and sound the same. Even the NME are now a bunch of tasteless shower of shites. makes me sad:(

[Millwall19799]

velvet underground, bob dylan, elvis, sonic youth, pavement, robert johnson, talking heads, television, patti smith, the ramones, iggy pop, pere ubu, the electric eels, new york dolls, michael jackson, lightning bolt, gang gang dance, nirvana, guided by voices, REM, Dr Dre, earth wind and fire, sly and the family stone......if there are some names you don't recognize then you don't know anything about music...now go eat some gravy and shag a sheep

[Nigz98]

man apart from michael jackson, dr dire,E,W,F and the ramones your in the right and im british...we don't all shag sheep btw

[Millwall19799]

haha! where did house music come from?......Chicago and Detroit. you know fuck all kid.

[hdtp1362eb]

Or you could start another war....kill off ur own soilders. You americans allways make callatorel damage look like a hobby lmao. Then you can get dylan and patti and all these other pricks to sing boring, tasteless and pointless 5 hour acoustic ballads about how america's people should all become conscientious objecters, and pray to the president to bring the boys home. Which is all dylan ever fucking does. HE should try writing a song throuh his own mind. And not through the expense of others.

[Nigz98]

mate what type of dylan are you listening to...im british and i dont know if you've ever heard of blonde on blonde one of the great Electric albums of all time... or highway 61...and who gives a fuck if his songs are about bringing soldiers home it was vietnam the most pointless war ever...and as for the collateral damage thing thats a fucking low blow man...why say that its not like they try to do it...have some respect you cunt.

[Waitingforriki]

Ha ha ha ha!! Fair comment my man..Positively 4th Street is my record of the moment..despite Dylan ruining it on any live recordings subsequent to it being recorded. It's a fabulous track! I love many many other Dylan songs, he was 'Da Man'!!

[polistyrenejassband]

sorry this is so delayed but you say england invented rock go kill yourself that is laughable

[artstuX]

@polistyrenejassband

Well, British groups did invent rock [the Kinks, the Who, Beatles, Led Zep etc]. But really it doesn't matter- the story of post war music has been that of a US-UK 'conversation', with ideas going to and fro across the Atlantic, producing pretty fucking astounding results from both sides.

[polistyrenejassband]

i take it you never heard of little richard chuck berry jerry l;ee lewis all these bands came out way before the kinks the who so on so forth that is a fact

[artstuX]

Firstly, there's no need to be so patronising.

These artists played rock 'n' roll/ r'n'b not rock; rock is an evolutionary step from those genres.

[polistyrenejassband]

blow me you filthy ignorant cock sucker

[KIDAmnesiacBends]

I love the mondays, but honestly they act like they are mentally handicapped...it makesme sad...its a shame what drug abuse can do to you

[polistyrenejassband]

what a bunch of annoying english fuck heads

[Skleevan]

Im English, and i appreciate their music and the era they came from, but dam, they sounds like twats in this video..

[hdtp1362eb]

hahaha ......this vid makes me want to take drugs.

[SirRudy93]

Hahah. they should the whole rant into a song :)

[brenwebbo]

i was a mondays fan and i am ok . i think

[gopuncharetard]

cant help but think about were the original mondays fan ended up in life

[edinburghwestend]

so sad

[malcy135]

Remember kids just say no to drugs!!!

especially ones smoked on tin foil!!!

[crakamanD]

ryder is a legend

[SocailistPoet]

"Don't fuck about on your bitch, treat her like a lady" LMAO

[obzerver08]

At least Shaun is coherent 20% of the time! Mark berry hasn't made an intelligible utterance for 20 years, and it's made him a celebrity!!! love it.

[magckoffers]

coherence is overrated

bez looks a million times better

[mistergalactic]

wow Mr. Ryder i'm glad there was no video when i was that fucked up.

[classAgaz]

what he chating shit about?

[mistergabs]

thats put me right off me dinner - the horror..

[suzypie400]

Just another junky. Cool, I suppose. He's more attractive looking than I'd imagined.

[jdrefahl]

I have a feeling that Shaun is the start of a whole generation of people who did a bit too much and made it to 50. haha.. word. Love em!

[asiagod]

cor blimey me old china

[PowerRangerMegaTent]

BEZ <33

[Viktortheviktor]

lol---shaun's very crazy

[mancinatanc]

Ugly Maybe A MANC DEFFONATLY!!!! FUCK ANYBODY WHOS AGAINST IM MANCHESTER TILL I DIE!!!

[sixtyeightspecial]

Fuck me, he's certainly no Dorian Grey

[PHOG1]

he's got some beak on him, i salute you!

[joelizzo]

what an ugly little troll

[relentlessquavers]

so??

so what?

[ohsweetavarice]

This is nice, but I just can't get over how Shaun looks... God. All those years of drugs are catching up with him, poor thing.

[Lewphil]

Well just find a Disney post card of Snow White, stick Olivia Newton John on, and call ya Mother and tell her what the weathers like. . .you might get a Crystal Dolphin for Christmas

[LeeStoke1986]

hahahaha what a fuckin pisser! quality

[JVOH83]

got a big fridge in a microwave oven awesome cheers for posting mate

[ukcraigyp]

Shaun's doing his Jagger impression from the gig in Gimme Shelter.

[hannananana]

Heh, he's quoting Gimme Shelter.

[HildaCPH]

We aprtied with him at the Roskilde Festival, and he was pretty much in the same condition then;-)

[RockyMcBatts]

madcyril sucks Catholic cock, that FAT fucken bigot.

You all have already surrendered. United Ireland is right around the corner. And about cyril's cousin who was killed by the IRA - good, and I hope some one pisses on his grave.

Up the RA!

[mckayefc]

I'm all for a united Ireland, The Happy Mondays probably are too.

What's your problem?

[seanylynch]

ryder, i love ya