Funny Van Wilder clip

[StevenH7595]

so, so funny!!!

[theninja89]

@giomeza1 Is it for your shlong? ;P



[sheeitmizer]

KAL PENN!

[TheosBog]

he is simply hilarious.....

god i laughed hard on this one!!!

[LeafsCenaEminem313]

Kal Penn is awesome

[homeworksucksass]

Kumar Patel

[dlhsax]

"Park the porpoise". Brilliant

[amarettosweet]

LMFAO! I'm crying over here!

[WILDBULL1984]

1:24-1:26

[Swordie100]

1:09

[WILDBULL1984]

THATS NO BONG! ITS FOR MY SCHLONG!!!

[ticktockkeeptickin]

the background music makes it 10 times funnier!

[bboytrigger123]

Kal Penn is amazing!

[racl101]

Giant Jugs!

[walterreallyy]

The funny thing that adds to the situation and which most Americans would not know is his name. It's actually Taj Mahal Badalundahbad. And that literally means Big-Dick-Ville in Hindi. LOL. It's true. Ask anybody who speaks the language.

[AssassinsCreeder1991]

their faces are priceless!!

[TheEviljoker89]

KAL PENN IS DA SHIT!

[CamillaPun]

1:25 lol

[kvsyaoran727]

He just accepts him after all that shit? Hilarious!

[dbz4lifemm]

One of the funniest scenes in all of movie making history!!!

[ThePrincessK25]

LMFAO!!! love Taj's accent

[Hunkola]

I WANNA SMACK CLAM....

[codage66]

press  7 over n over

[ilbv5]

I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!

Gets me everytime.LOL

[vlunney]

@ilbv5 this is what we SHOULD be giving citizenship to!:) welcome to America Taj!:)

[nerdflanders8710]

@ilbv5 fucking a



[Mattitwist]

"I came here to study the great american art of muff-diving"!!! So awesome!

[BaronVonLichtenstein]

Masterfull

[siamois71]

Vaaaax it!

[skaterdude10001]

i came here to study the great american art of muff diving!!! best line evar!!!

[Ghettovation954]

I want to to to how is it, PARK THE PORPOISE!!!!!!!! So funny that the Indian music gets faster when he goes on his rant

[chrisnasif]

I don't know if it was the GREET AMEDICAAN ART OF MUFF DIVING or Van spitting his drink out that made me burst out laughing.

[WILDBULL1984]

@chrisnasif spitting the drink, definitely. ROFL.

[InsanityFraud]

1:25

lollll

[Maxito4321]

I dint understand it but still was funny! :D

[emilyisdenaam]

ryan you're brilliant

[MegaNanis1]

get that shit air dried!!!hahaha..I.love taj

[ohgekush]

i would of tooken the bong hit before answering the door..

[ares12790]

@ohgekush bong? its no bong, its for my schlong

[jonass3600]

yu dom fok

[ahhhhjjjj]

this clip just air dried my shit

[chrisbashaw1]

i love how he takes his bong to the door

[TravRogers14]

LMFAO 1:26

[hotdoobie75]

when i first saw him in this movie as the indian exchange student i always knew he would be a star..He is so funny.

[Asstridness]

does anyone understand the full video? ;p i want to see the 'lyrics' x)

[GillsFan91]

Park the Porpoise omg that made me spit my chocolate milk all over my screen ROFL

[JoshKeatonFan]

I went to ITT Tech, and one of my instructors always reminds me of this scene. My instructor was from India then he got a job teaching at Zayed University in the UAE.

Abu Dhabi, UAE

He actually speaks fluent Hindu. I heard him talking on the phone once to somebody and he was talking really fast with that tongue. I was pretty cool.

[LADodgerKid714]

Yea write that down.

[KazumaTSB1]

Lmaooo "Dine at just 1 american pink taco stand"

[TelmoGomes152]

this movie are the best!

XD

[WhenWorldsCollide91]

AIR DRY DAT SHIT! :D

[viral124]

funny as fuk bitch go suk your mum

[TelmoGomes152]

@viral124  fuck you!

[TomAraya23]

bhundlundhabaad

hahahahaha

that's a nasty surname

[nintendoman360]

park the porpus?

[asoeng]

@nintendoman360 "Park The Porpoise(Dolphin)" due to the organ's resemblance to the animal

[jshrubz]

GREAT AMERICAN ART OF MUFF DIVING!!!!

[TheSpursChamps]

munch rug

[baybee69lee]

Taj fkin legend !!!

Love this so much hahahaaa

Aiirrr dry this shit ....lmaooo xxx

[ZapPy91]

smack clam !! ROFL

[HondaBoi724]

air dry!!!! fuckin funny

[RUCOTI]

This guy is a real funny actor!

[amarjit04]

taj mahal bada landa baj

[whydid666]

ah Taj before and after.

[p46et]

I love Ryan Reynolds Face at 1:24 it's Hilarious LOL hahaha

[MistaChubbz1]

Where's the pink taco stand at?

[Frisby2007]

OMG lol XD this part almost made me piss my pants when I first saw it

[wagjiani7]

one of the best teen flicks made, kumaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr lol

[VictusDwayne]

LoL i couldn't keep my breath when i first saw this at the theaters, my cousin 7 his friend had to beat my chest to get my breathin again, it was so fuckin funny!

[TheHockeyCentral]

I want to to how is it...park the porpoise.

[mrnoobJI]

and i want AIIR DRRYYY that shit

[nerdflanders8710]

I want to take it through the car wash baby yeah!

[iikraveniik]

Whats the name of the movie where Kal Penn was a british school teacher in a university.... where there was a team named cocks & bull.

[nerdflanders8710]

@iikraveniik I think it was yo mama.

[nozmul21]

@iikraveniik that's Van WIlder 2, 'The Rise of Taj'.

[viral124]

i want to take it through the car wash and get it waxed ahahahahahahh

[sykeselyk]

Munch Rug!

[AlwayzBeenPhat7]

lmao @ muff diving!

[tiluqui]

aaaiiir dryyy aiiir dryyy that shit hahahahhaha

[ZGippe40GK]

hahahaha Wilder spits out his drink at 1:08 hahahahahahaha

[JoleyBoy]

haha, SMACK THE CLAAAM! air dry that shit!

[Deepanija]

this shit is funny !!...lol

[SamFisher147]

"AIR DRRRRYY!"

[Magnolia296]

Really great teen comedy. Ryan Reynolds and Tara Reid were so beautiful and hot screen couple. Van Wilder is very entertaining comedy movie

[SuperArsho]

WAX IT LOL :)

[urke194]

haha i love when he says Taj Mahal Bhundlundahbad xD

Kal Penn is a fucking king ;)

[PrashantSinghs]

Air dry that shit !!! hahahahahaha ,awesome actor !!

[chrisnasif]

I died at 1:18, pork the porpoise, I fuckin died.

[hollaxwaldfee]

i love the part 'WAX IT WAX IT!' :D

[walterreally]

This is exponentially funnier than Chris Rock's 1 minute cameo in I'm gonna git you sucka.

[coyote7272]

rofl

[sajmeister]

VAX IT!!

[escapism1990]

AIR DRY... AIR DRY THAT SHIT ya

[johnkx]

AIR DRY! AIR DRY!

[Tsuzachi15]

This is one of my favorite movies xD

[Freethinker94]

XD wow

[ndaguanno]

Great american art of muff diving, nice

[kumar23576]

still laughing

[kumar23576]

awesome

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

"American pink taco stand" XD

[drewboync77]

That was awesome !!!!

[championynwa]

milk - tit!

[Improft101]

oh mommy

[CLDBL00DED]

i vant to vwax it

[maganamagana11]

AIR DRY THAT SHIT FOREVER TAJ! Haahahaha

[elcondor1000]

HOly shit dude this part always gets me laughing

[caballerodorado001]

take it trough the car wash baby....LMAO...=)

[StraightJacketPyro]

I was watching this movie with some of my friends and it was the first time any of us had watched it. When this scene came up we had to pause it because we were laughing so hard, we were crying, and rolled on the floor, and when my friend's dad came in he gave us that look of " what the fuck have you all been smoking?" This is absolutely one of the funniest parts in Van Wilder. 5/5

[Noniythegamer]

when i first saw this movie i laughed to this scene so hard i could barely breathe, and started crying.. lolol

still hilarious, that ive seen it a million times.

[jumpedupmofo]

Banglapud india - brilliant

[invision1995]

take it trough the car wash baby hahahhahaha

[wasabi]

lol

[angelgirl011202]

The first time I watched this movie and this particular clip come on I laughed so hard I started to cry. This clip is great!

[beachie670]

Is the black dude, Tech from Real World Hawaii? I swear it sure looks like him.

[shadydawg555]

@beachie670 Yes, that is def Tech from RW Hawaii.

[nintendoman360]

the first thing that comes to your mind...milk

[PhoenixIndustries]

air dry that shit lol

[Azelf3]

I love how they work together again in Harold and Kumar , [Reynolds and Kalpen]

[TheSpurswin5]

smack clam...munch rug....dine at one pink taco stand...lol

[TheDefiantLove]

I love this sooo much.

[chilidog540]

HAHAHAHAHA

[AcronymHater]

Take it thru the car wash baby you know?

And get it a wax, I want to wax it... WAX IT WAX IT!

[trustcocky]

is he kumar?

[midairman]

yeah! :D

[HitmanOnline]

Bwhahahahahah!!!

I just love this man, he's so god damn funny.

Great actor.

[basketaru1173]

:)))))))))))))

[tajbadalandabad1]

lol this is my favourite scene

[davidh936]

bunglapud india

[maganamagana11]

Air dry that shit!

[weaseldink]

that is some kl shit man its patter like that almost makes up for james blunt !!!!

[TheSpurswin5]

smak clam thats classic

[shril69]

without a DOUBT LOL!!!

[TheSpurswin5]

funny shit pink taco

[Trigz2k9]

loooooooool

[redman8903]

this seems weird seeing Kal Penn talking in an Indian accent.

[punkunrock]

omgg dat is so funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TEEJKS]

badalundabad in Hindi(indian language) means man with a big dick :)

[BustedPen]

Bhundlundahbad ahem...

[goodluckpeace44]

as well as for a man who is not Indian

[TelmoGomes152]

@TEEJKS hahahahahaha!

[Maple4fun69]

Kumar FTW :D

[boobsgiggity]

lmfao!

[ssmoviestar]

hahahaha air dry! air dry that shit!

[pranavc]

One of the greatest monologues in the last two decades!!!

[chumbinho]

For sure!!!

[coolyaar786]

LMAOOOOO

[NightWolf9137]

LMFAO this is great best part of one of the best movies ever

[jonnyrolfe]

Reason #104 why I love the Obama administration.

[xamy2k7]

lmaooo

[madcow15792]

god damn it I love Kal Penn so much!!

he is one of the funniest people EVER

And Ryan Reynolds is just......HOT

[Dakunhamatata42]

best movie ever

[ouvarov]

the car wash, WAX!-WAX!-WAX!

[gaoutlaw]

"I came here to study the great American art of muff diving!"

*spit take*

LoL

[tingolero]

airdry... airdry that shit...

zu geil

[Zeddy92]

1.25-1.27 so fuunny

[sniperz897]

most hilarious movie

[BohemianAsh]

So funny hahahaah!!

"Take it through the car-wash baby"

"Air dry.. air dry that shit you know?"

LOL

[kaylePOL]

fucking awsome!

[LDKPSM]

Ryan Reynolds and Kal Penn are the best!!!

[gutbustah]

i wana...i wana air dry that shit!u know!?

[fear241318]

the look n ryan and kal is the best thing that made me luagh just to see this gu from india and see that he's so sick twisted.. man.. thats the best clip for me..

[Hofferulz9]

i love how the backround music speeds up as he continues talking! lmao

[MiniMe6776]

American Art divin Pfffffffffff

Lmao

[kurtbuckley]

ahaa

[fshadam]

car wash hahhah :D

[123pepot]

funny!

[Rebbe89]

haha indish background music too

[KatrynMerteuil]

Kal Penn and Ryan Reynolds....awesommmmmeee..

[Southseas84]

air dry that shit

[mustardstane]

smack clam

[jstark069]

When I saw this in the theater and he said "I want to dine at just one American pink taco stand" I seriously almost died!!! lmao

[Faellectra]

Air dry, ya know!

lol Taj Mahal badalundabad.

Smooth acting !!

[khanh123361]

muff diving lmao

[hiitsdwaine]

I am Taj...Mahal...Bhundlundahbad

[ckaleftw]

i wanna air-dry that shit =D

[dahnoodlemastah]

roflmao milk-teet!...oh no...

[xcococolax]

kal penn is an ausome actor too bad he gave up acting to work for obama at the white hos, ohh well good movie, perfect all nighter ovie

[braxelviii]

it's badalandabad lol XD

[Animefreak193]

LMAFO!! XD say the first thing that comes to mind....milk...TIT! XDD omg thats funny

[GlamurniyPadonok]

Kal is the man!! Sick acting!