Letterman - How To Irritate Dick Cheney

[mmasny]

What's number 7 about?

[Caxsy]

My Top Ones:

~Try talking to him before he had his morning heartattack

~Call Him Ricky

[jezelljr]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo

[newxenic]

the only reason US always goes to war is that

war in the ONLY way to stimulate the US economy

[smokintheblaze]

#2 is hilarious!!

[86damageinc]

Call him Ricky.

[elcondepatula]

@balboa62 because i am too smart for that, i knew that obama was fucked because no matter who was coming next after bush, they were gonna get the consequences and blame of the shitty mess he made in office and this country, obama wont and will not ever fix half of what bush undid, obama did not have a chance, those reps fucked the country, cashed their checks and got thanked by their oil and banker friends then blamed the next guy coming in, it is pure genius, sorry dumb democrats!

[darrengerdude96]

What's Joe biden got to do with it?

[Daruka2010]

Fuck Cheney and Fuck Joe Biden and all you god damn Americunts wanting to wage war on Iran now.

Go straight to hell.

You Americunts better start finding a viaduct to go live under. Karma won't be kind to the USA

[tyu3456]

@Daruka2010 You know, there are some of us who don't want to go around waging war with everyone. And plus, if McCain had been elected in 2008, we'd probably be at war with Iran now as well. He was the one who said, and I quote, "*singing* Bomb Iran, Bomb bomb bomb iran"

[jedaaa]

how unfunny does this show have to get befor its taken off air?

[charms71]

well said. just well said!

[elcondepatula]

i knew Obama was fucked since he started running...

[cochranexyz]

And he set Halliburton up with starting a war!

[largelester]

this letterman tool is just a pig, porkin' 2 skankie employees while married and insulting palin's 17 year old daughter. ya'll get real, this clown is a clown, not a political expert or intellectual.

[Purushadasa]

You have no evidence that he was married at the time that he had sex with those women. That is not discussed in this video, so you obviously made it up.

[Purushadasa]

I have only stated scientific facts and logical axioms here; you have stated a personal belief and failed to present any evidence to back it up. On the contrary, you presented evidence that contradicts your dogmatic belief.

You also continually display evidence that you have a personal anger management problem. Given all these facts, how is it that you are not deeply ashamed?

The animal and the atheist both lack the intelligence to apprehend God's factual qualities and activities.

[Purushadasa]

Obviously, they also lack the ability to experience shame regarding their many shortcomings.

atheist intellect fail

atheist morality fail

atheist total fail

[cumbriancool]

I asked you for proof that Jesus was the son of god , not for a load of waffle .

You stupid cunt.

[cumbriancool]

Purushadasa - How old do you think the earth is ?

[cumbriancool]

Not believing god , means that I am free to wank as much or as little as I like without feeling shame.

[Purushadasa]

You obviously do it a whole lot.

How's that working out for you?

[cumbriancool]

You've not replied to any of my questions .

Here's another one for you -

Do you wank ?

[Purushadasa]

Thank you for displaying the very height of atheist "class" and "intelligence."

This conversation is now over.

[cumbriancool]

That's three questions you have refused to answer .

You are probably knocking one out now , crying , looking at a picture of Zac Effron , whilst you have your finger two knuckles up your ring piece.

I have found that most god squaders are closet homosexuals.

[AtheosZero]

Dude, I'm an atheist too, but you are a total moron.

It's shitheads like you that give atheism a bad name. That other guy was perfectly respectable and didn't resort to personal attacks. Any neutral party would look at the two of you and choose whatever the other guy said as true just because he's not a fucking scumbag like you are.

What are you, 12?

[cumbriancool]

Show me where I have written that I am an Atheist ?

Also , when I want your opinion I will give you it .

Cunt.

[SpearDodger]

well you did say you dont believe in god.

oh btw your mom gargle hi lol that a joke dont get all pissy in ur pajamas now son

oh and for the record for all yous people

Jesus was white

Obama is a towelhead

and the holocaust never happen :)

[cumbriancool]

I would try and educate you on what the word atheist actually means.

But you're a horrible thick little cunt.

[Purushadasa]

How about, "Sarcastically request a drink of water while being water-boarded by his evil minions?"

[darrengerdude96]

Worst President since Hoover.

[TheG00dNews]

Jehovah

The personal name of the only true God. His own self-designation. Jehovah is the Creator and, rightfully, the Sovereign Ruler of the universe. Jehovah is translated from the Hebrew Tetragrammaton, יהוה, which means He Causes to Become. These four Hebrew letters are represented in many languages by the letters JHVH or YHWH. Mark 1: 14 Now after John was put under arrest Jesus went into Gal´i•lee, preaching the good news of God

[cumbriancool]

Fairy tales.

[Purushadasa]

Prove it.

[cumbriancool]

I was replying to the bible basher.

[Purushadasa]

I know that. You haven't offered any evidence for your dogmatic belief, though. Do you have any evidence, or did you just make it up?

[cumbriancool]

Do I have any evidence that religion is a bunch of fairy tales ?

Yes , it's called the bible , koran etc . Oh yeh and stuff called scientific FACT.

You stupid cunt.

[Purushadasa]

Your anger management issues don't help your point much. If anything, they hurt it, along with making you appear rather clownish and ignorant.

More importantly, those things that you cited are evidence against your personal beliefs, not in favor of them.

atheist evidence fail

atheist total fail

[traviskearney]

I pray that God has mercey on Cheney's soul.

[darrengerdude96]

Cheney, best VP since Quayle.

[largelester]

only problem Quayle had was the media.  Bush/Quale smacked down iraq and pumped up the economy.

[cumbriancool]

Potato.

[DarkeRaven09]

Say everyone! What'd happen if I go over to the Republiwhore's page and click "block user"? I'm so curious!

[smowkdaddy]

DarkeRaven09 Oh block? LOL! And you tell lme how to spell? I dont block anyone on my channel! You wanna spill your guts go right ahead! Your channels empty cause your a spectater, a fence sitter! Coward!

[DarkeRaven09]

"And you're telling me how to spell"... no, I'm also telling you how to pronounciate too it seems. I'm telling you lots.

What does tapping your block button have to do with spilling my guts anyway.

My channel's empty because I didn't invest in the equipment or the time to put videos together (so yes, in that regard I do respect you smowkdaddy for the time and effort you put in on your videos -- you put down the hard work to post videos and that should be respected).

[DarkeRaven09]

BTW what does not posting video content have to do with courage/cowardice anyway? That makes no sense (then again you're on a good long streak of so called insults that actually make no sense... please, feel free to try and stab down a few insults that I might actually take offense to.)

[stvh1]

Letterman is a loud mouth COCK SUCKER !

[DarthandDirtyCheney]

Dick Cheney = The Worst.

[pandasanchez]

LOL @ #2

[MrNostalgia09]

How to irritate David Letterman: Put a gun in his mouth and pull the fucking trigger.

Die Letterman, you fucking commie pig.

[NakedWombat666]

How to irritate an asswipe like MrNostalgia09 -

1. tell funny jokes on late night about a war criminal who should be on trial for crimes against humanity.

2. rub sandpaper on your taint

3. note that calling people "commie" went out in 1989. the new boogey man is "socialist."

4. Note the complete lack of nads it takes to make anonymous death threats online

5 thru 10. repeat #2!

Cue house band! Thank you thank you!

[chefkoo]

@NakedWombat666 So true. And Dave being the left leaner that he is wanted more than his left nut to be able to say this. If Dave had his way, he'd gut Cheney like a fish!

[cherokeejoshua]

Just checked your profile. You have a lot of anger toward the world to work out. Help is available.

[walnutriggs12]

you do realise that david letterman is dieing of cancer rite?

[gmcjetpilot]

"you do realise that david letterman is dieing of cancer rite?"

You are an idiot. No, Dave does not have cancer. He had heart bypass surgery in 2000. Google it idiot. It is an internet rumor dip shit.

How hard is it to capatilize and write out right and not rite? You are also lazy.

[bull912000]

You seem hostile...

[aquarius4real]

ur a dumbass

[18CaStRaDoMiS89]

#3 and #10 made me lol

[ilikepie11111]

number 10 was the best.

[JoeAverage86]

you've got to be kidding me....Letterman is still making Dick Cheney jokes???? Give it up, Dave. Someone tell Letterman Obama is now the US President & Joe Biden is the Vice President.

Why doesn't Dave make fun of those two retards? Has he ever yet?

[ChicagoJoe57]

He is making jokes about Dick cheney because Cheney is still in the news all the time making comments.

[luciuswake]

GOd damnit, stand up for capitalism. No one wants to invest in the USA anymore

It is psuedo-capitalism. 9-11 destroyed once beautiful capitalism forever.

So sad. The development of the United States is ruined. It will never recover from this unless Cheney and gang hang and there is public free university for all kids and youth.

9-11 orphans need us to raise our voices cause they are distraught and helpless

[smowkdaddy]

Ahh yes dandy Dave the Palin daughter pedophile!

[badfaith75]

You can't spell paedophile, please look big words up in dictionaries before you use them. Oh, no, wait you're probably American in which case you like spelling things wrong. I do wish you'd bother to actually spell in English, but then I guess putting in silent letters is a bit confusing for you. Cunt.

[smowkdaddy]

badfaith75~ You ougta know! You are probably one yourself! You are a liberal asshole! How bout spelling this? F**K OFF!!

[badfaith75]

I am a Liberal yes. Talking of spelling, what's USA stand for in your case? Unfortunate Simple Asshole? Or is it simpler than that are you just a Republican cunt? Go back to sleep moron.

[smowkdaddy]

badfaith75 ~ Oh Im wide awake and I will take my country back from you communist loving, terrorist ass kissing, racist biting,scum of the earth libcunts like you CUNT!!!! You like that word CUNT dont you? CUNT!!! GTF off youtube!

[DarkeRaven09]

So we should all just kill each other off until "we" (whoever "we" are, liberal or conservowhore like you) get "our" country back... right. Tell you what, stay on your side of the 50 and be a fuck, OK? Just leave me out of it (and the rest of the country who doesn't want to live in your twisted assbackwards vision of "America").

(And it's not our fault your sexless being a Repulbiwhore and all, so CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUNT. CUN-- wow. This is so childish...

I'm going to ignore you two.

[smowkdaddy]

DarkeRaven09 ~Oh Im just fetting started. Spam fetus! You no nothing about America! Empty channel no friend stupid ass! Leave you out? Your already out and never coming back!

[DarkeRaven09]

Getting. Not fetting. Getting started.

Would you like a time out to spell check your insults before you make them? I'm patient. Feel free. I'll be here all week.

(Honestly if I wanted to make friends I actually wouldn't be here, in front of a computer... that's what the outside world's for, or didn't you know that. And my channel's empty because I just use youtube as a resource for reviews and information, and don't actually do videos myself... wait, why am I justifying myself to you.

[badfaith75]

Sorry mate, the hawks lost. They always do in the end, but you can keep dreaming your little Republican wet dream that blowing up countries is the way forward.

[smowkdaddy]

badfaith75~Your talking about the eagle, the symbol of American freedom right? Wow your not American! at all! Get help!

[skiballer23]

like holy fuck letterman, you keep getting funnier and funnier...damnit letterman, you suck

[TheNewVideo]

Dick Cheney for president 2012 !!!!

[luciuswake]

The Grimm Reaper is gonna get DIck Cheny some day.

DIck, little dick aint got a hope in hel of escaping his deeds

[TheNewVideo]

What are the top ten ways to Irritate a radical leftist?

[wailey7]

make a list of what you, robertmike57, beefysdingo or any other loony person said...it'll drive anyone crazy.

[likesspice73]

lol, would a right wingnut be able to come up with ANYTHING?

[luciuswake]

Come dance MMA style right-wing paid de-bunker/Robot Monkey/

You would kick this Norse Farmers ass!!

Bring it you monkey debunker!! Puss

I am gonna smash Cheney's soul with Truth, and eat his soul like his God, Osiris!!! Psuedo-Masonic tyrannts!!

Time/Horas will catch Cheney and Bush and the whole lot of empty jars who did this!!!!

Send your Monkeys to grapple in 2012 Dick Cheney. Raise money for 911 victims kids!!! Fuckers

[PunkCollegeKid]

Easy, use logic.

[robertmike57]

David Letterman is a dirty commie picking on Dick Cheney. Leave Dick Cheney alone!

[diah4]

Nobody give a damn about that old fart. LOL

11. shot his friend before he has a chance to. LOL

[paydafee]

cheney is a fag that shoots you 5 times in the face and says that it's an accident

[mminc2112]

Your an IDIOT! Dick Cheney is the most crooked dishonest politician on tis planet! I am ashamed that he is an American!And even more ashamed that he was our vice president!

[luciuswake]

DIck Cheney is a 9-11 demolition team leader. He filled his cup with the blood of american mothers and fathers, and consumed the living ashe of the fallen's children.

Dick Cheney, little dick is gonna face his bitter truth soon!

See the 3 buildings fall into their own foundations??? Wake up from your WILLFUL DISSOCIATION and complicit GroupTHINK!!! Be an AMerican!! Stand for Liberty and Freedom

[1060893]

CrackPot.

[JoeAverage86]

Agree. Letterman sucks ass now. Cheney was a great VP. Look at Biden....he makes Dan Quaye look like a brain surgeon.

[ClockworkChristmas]

If by a great VP you mean smart. I will give you that. If by smart as in just and knowing how to use policy and not brute force. Your fucking retarded.

[ChicagoJoe57]

Cheney never showed any guts or backbone. Look at his excuse for not going to war during his time - he had better things to do. I cannot give him the benefit of the doubt about being smart.

[steverogers21]

You're right, we should have just talked to the terrorists after 9/11, that would have solved everything. "Your" fucking naive.

[wenzelmike]

Cheyney was granted 5, yes 5, draft deferrments during the Viet Nam War (coward) and yes had no problem in orchestrating a war that was immoral and unnecessary and sending our troops into it...He's a bastard!

[badfaith75]

Well, if the alternative was to get bogged down in unwinable wars, well done, you got exactly what you wanted; lots more dead Americans.

[tn526]

Anyone else notice the conspicuous absolute void of ANY Barack jokes on Letterman's show?

[JPK7777777]

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[beefysdingo]

Letterman is a douche bag.

[AnUntitledStory]

It's my birthday today, and I got just what I asked for...Which includes the Lateshow "Fun Facts" book.

Ah, "From the Files of the Federal Bureau of Miscellaneous Information"

[actron]

God that was good! I think "Whos got any good hunting accident stories" should have been number 1

[jensen1901]

letterman has owned cheeny since day 1. He is not afraid of DICK because he knows DICK is a coward, a faker and a draft dodger.

[Oozblar]

who is Dick Cheney!

[greatbigguy]

Ok, so Cheney has been out of power for HOW LONG? This is really old, Dave.

[SpyHunter89]

He's been defending his previous use of torture after attacks on it from the Obama administration. And for the record, I remain neutral on this issue.

[Stringbender666]

Cheney keeps himself in the news by going on shows spewing his typical republican BS to try and cover up the fact that he is a war criminal.

That makes him fair game.

Like he did for Madoff, I can't wait til Dave has a clock that counts down the days until Cheney gets out of jail.

[renijohn012270]

Here is how you irritate Cheney!

Call is daugter a lesbian!

[MicNarcolepsy]

Letterman ain't that funny.

[FranklinsPowerTower]

Letterman blew it in my eyes when he was making wisecracks about that Yankee's ball player knocking up Sarah Palin'd underage daughter. Bristol wasn't even AT that baseball game so I can only ASSUME he was talking about Bristol's younger sister. Letterman is a c**ksmoker

[Danro05]

his number one is always the least funny

[opinion56]

wow this isnt funny at all

[xxchris]

Letterman is a joke, who the fuck watches this shit? We need Jay back ASAP

[magicfanatic1]

Of the irony, Palin is gone and Letterman is still on the air.

[chinojk]

O RLY THOMAS ?

[Dohzr]

i only laughed at the 10th and 2nd one lol

[thomasmc1957]

Dick Cheney will go down in history as more reviled than Adolf Hitler.

[cpesprit]

Is Dick still free to roam the Earth after all of the atrocities he's caused...?

[arbane235]

Consequences are for peasants and Democrats.

I surely wouldn't mind seeing Cheney led into a courtroom in handcuffs, but that would require a lot more courage than ANYONE in our government has.

[Myschly]

Letterman proves once again how lame he is. It's a great top 10 list, but apart from like #2 which was hilarious, it was all lame, and didn't have the balls it needed to be hilarious.

[cool40999]

suck my dick Cheney

[TPAUSA]

Lord Vader won't last much.

Awesome though.

[nirbija]

cheney has no virtue, no integrity, no sense and no honor for allowing his female 'sons' to be defending him and his wrong thinking.

If torture works so well for Americans, then isn't that a clear signal for other nations to ALSO torture Americans, & get the 'truth' out of them?

Americans most needed to be safe on 911!

North Korea could have tortured those idiotic journalists; and the Iranians could easily have used the same excuse to torture any and every enemy American who cross their path.

[JaKingful]

Hahaha

[lmn8bush]

cheney is a dick

[SpyHunter89]

Best. Name. Ever.

[RepublicanTorture]

Cheney+Republicans=FAIL