SwissPen X-1: The Swiss Army Knife of Pens

[UnBobleavable]

Lol, buy it for the knife to open packages...

It comes in a package you cant open without a knife lol...

[vat19com]

@UnBobleavable It actually comes in a fairly easy to open box.

[jlo3331]

Nice Shirt...

[sweetlolipop99]

wat happens wen u loose the pen?

[SniperMod90]

Regards from Switzerland :DD.

[sum1WasHere]

WHAT!?! no bottle opener!!! how can this has happened???!

[loltrapperrr]

i got that for X-mas

[minecraftmiracle]

Who else noticed that the check is for $10,000,000?

[iceskull11]

1:56 How do you know that?

[Zergikun]

@iceskull11 Math.

[IamUndead100]

NOW I CAN BRING IT TO SCHOOL AND USE IT AS A WEAPON!! >:} lol jk xD

[dragondude24]

@BoiledSoda you would buy the refills from the website

[tdubis70]

I'd get this, but I would prob'ly get suspended for this.

[PenguinAce21]

You would think his would be one one of the items that is sold out, alot like the student driver magnet, the waboba ball, and the stop sign garage thing

[hartleyboysreborn2]

as soon as i saw his shirt i knew this vid was old

[mcploxoboy]

did you guys really tested out the 3.5 miles of ink?

[wjm1406]

lol all this high technology, and i super glued a pencil to a nail file, knife, and a torch

[sheff1122]

this is when vat19 wasnt curiosly awesome

[TheRoyalBakery]

can i bring it to school?

[olivia11s012]

@TheRoyalBakery i dont think so...unles u wanna get expelled

[FoldedArt]

I'm pretty sure i'd get expelled if my teacher found out there was a knife in my pen...

[StarcraftFilms]

A normal pen: 1$

A swiss pen: 50$

Worth it? you tell me.

[Evansmustard]

@StarcraftFilms I think so.

[ThaNikeSwoosh]

the check was for 10,000,000 dollars haha

[Anybody295]

OMG im so addicted on ur videos and i suscribed could u make more shows thx

pls reply

[KeshiaRambles]

WAY cooler than my Swiss Army hammer keychain. But my keychain is still pretty awesome.

[kypiennbubba]

wow it can help u survive in the wild and at work! (which is pretty much the same thing)

[elasticunderpants]

best thing ever to me

[ELSWJS]

What a shit advertisement!

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@ELSWJS Looks like someone forgot to take their English class, and misspelled "awesome".

[ELSWJS]

@nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 What? I did not write the word "awesome"....so how could I have misspelled it?

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@ELSWJS You misspelled shit, it's awesome.

[Leo413623]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED SCISSORS WHEN YOU CAN JUST RIP IT IN HALF????

[Pegasusthebeyblade]

i miss 2011 it felt like it was only yesterday

[GmanIsMe100]

red spy approves of this video

[BlackSGMan]

@vat19com

One issue with a red map light is that you can't see red lines on a map with it. So the map light in this pen should really be a white light.

[vat19com]

@BlackSGMan White light is very difficult on your eyes, especially in darkened cars. The red light is particularly easy on your eyes and not so red as to completely eliminate any red lines.

[sockpuppets7256]

@BlackSGMan Not every map has red lines for roads..ive never seen one anyways.

[MrPandachef1]

vat19 wich pen do you like beter the bullet/space pen or this on

[xJiclipse]

Hawaiian print shirt FTW! :D

[superbob620]

jamie looks so young in this video

[tonykuz]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2016 O.o hahaha jk jk

[ImaNerdThatWay]

that shirt... you must burn it..

[poiiihy]

why is the map light red?

[rockparkoure]

is this ur first vid because jamie u look realy yong ther

[Z39hyrr]

how to they test the distance? attach some kind of mechanism to a car and the ink cartridge attached to it?

[finflame13]

@Z39hyrr you would take the volume of ink in the pen and mathematically calculate how much surface area it could cover assuming it was only .x millimeters thick..

[Z39hyrr]

@finflame13 .... well my idea uses less ma... actually creating the attachment of the car may have just as much math, if not more. But mine would be more interesting to watch... at least to me

[AxcelKaru]

Anyone notice how the check has 10 million dollars written on it? Nice easter egg :D

[DemonHell911]

All I need is the ink :D

[ninjasquid1]

Better not bring this to school...

[gummybearninja1000]

Wait the ink is pressurized what happen if the pen leaked would it spray everywhere ??

[MrBrayZizzle]

lol... looking at this in 2011!!!!!! vat19 has gotten ALOT better!!!!!!

[vat19com]

@MrBrayZizzle We've come a long way in the last 4 years!

[thenoseyrosie]

@vat19com You guys are a better boredom stopper than Howcast. And you even get to go shopping afterwards! :)

[qaws12345678910]

@MrBrayZizzle literly!

[runningsandwich]

@MrBrayZizzle im watching this in 2013.

[SpencerisFLYfyi]

@MrBrayZizzle 2012...

[brimbles72]

@SpencerisFLYfyi he posted it in 2011....

[BluEmInEmZ]

@MrBrayZizzle 2012 baybay

[TheJCheng13]

how much are ink refills?

[courtneyluvsglee]

$50!?

[skateoria]

These older videos are really creepy!

[themusicman1352]

I love your videos and i also have the Hawaiian shirt shown on this video!! props Vat19!!!!

[TheKeyWestian]

Could I bring it to work? O_e

[Unhappyandme]

You guys like underwater writing. :)

[hopesterocks]

But can the pen write, underwater on a glossy surface in high temperatures all at the same time??

[vat19com]

@hopesterocks Sure!

[DidYouEatMyMonkey]

i found 1 on the floor at school lol it was awesome haha

[josierulexz]

knives nd pens lol reminds me of black veil brides XDD

[brittney1598]

Trying to dig to china with it hahah!!

I love all there videos!

[TheCodymunk111]

So i can stab some one, Write a suicide note, File his nails, And cut off a ear lobe for a trophy all at once! You guys have made My murdering alot simpler thank You.

[gamemaster228]

u guys have the most awsome stuff

[Ensw52]

How much it you never mention it in ALL of your videos =,=

[TheSandvichTrials]

@Ensw52 If you want to buy it you go to the dman website!

[TheSandvichTrials]

@Ensw52 damn*

[shotgunboy0610]

I took it to school and got arrested -.- "Dangerous weapon"

[wishihadwafflez]

does the refill really write up to 3.5 miles

[vat19com]

@wishihadwafflez Absolutely!

[ducttapeallthetime]

I NEED THIS!!!!!

[LolRoflLamoHaa]

that is a sexy ass signature xD

[vat19com]

@LolRoflLamoHaa Haha! Would you expect anything less?

[RhinoNugget]

i would rather buy the space pen or the bullet pen

[Splashathon]

I am calling james bond. excuse me for a min

[LexipooLuvsChu]

/watch?NR=1&v=hJp434OSNwA

above is a vat19 vid. who is the guy at 0:40?

[vat19com]

@LexipooLuvsChu That was Drew. He has since moved on to other projects, but we hear he's doing really well!

[cullennclann]

this is is the old gay vat19 video no offence

[vat19com]

@cullennclann We admit that some of our older videos were... less than awesome. You have to admit that they've gotten a lot better though!

[cullennclann]

@vat19com Yeahhh keep up the good workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kk

[ryandonian]

3 miles of ink?!?!?!?!

[BMX1061]

its the bacon of pens!!!

[arttu9]

but no bottel opener :(



[Destroyer12345671000]

anyone think they should have a contest for one of the products they sell? Give thumbs if so

[CursedCAM100]

Seems a little expensive to me.

[jovanysosa1]

:o 50 BUCKS ISNT THAT ALOT

[ImTrollingRWJ]

You need to give me one or I wouldn't be able to open it when I got it.

[LordColeTrain]

neat hand writing

[soccersophie11]

$10,000,000!! is that check written out to me? i hope so...

[Charismajuarez]

I got one of those and now i can unlock my sisters door >:D

[vat19com]

@Charismajuarez ...And do what, exactly?

[Charismajuarez]

@vat19com

She takes my clothes,shoes etc. etc so I plan on taking them back

[Anthony883]

@vat19com give her a hug of course?

[RECON342]

@vat19com if you're thinking what im thinking, then EWWW

[17stricklandb6073]

@vat19com i have one question if you guys pwn someone like you guys do with you ever awnser their awnser again ps: i need an awnser and if you dnt get the uestion i'll re phrase it

[vat19com]

@17stricklandb6073 A user would have to be pretty belligerent or obnoxious for us to ignore them, and in that case they'd probably just be blocked anyways. Most of my comments are supposed to be taken in good humor, so I'm always willing to help them if they have an actual problem.

[DefflacidFreddy]

Swiss army knifes were the most useless things, why would I want a pen with it?

[emotionless17]

@DefflacidFreddy You must have issues.



[Gavin3214]

@DefflacidFreddy useless? I use mine every day!

[Daemondeserteagle]

Can i make the light kinda look like a red dot?

[WiggieWomper]

nice shirt

[TheNewYorkBlogger]

I PUT ALOT OF THINGS IN MY PANTS

[Theonegamefreak]

Who the hell licks a pen.

[vat19com]

@Theonegamefreak I've actually seen a lot of people lick a pen to try to get it to resume writing.

[Theonegamefreak]

@vat19com Durp. Yeah the heat might loosen up the ink to flow better but breathing on it should be enough..

Where do you guys get your funky products from anyway?

[Eestlaneonvisa]

@vat19com I've seen people suck the ink out of it and then spraying it on their breasts... Now that I think about it it might have been something else.

[izzybellynex]

@vat19com well they might get ink on their tounges, and it'll conveniently stop working in like 10 seconds

[eliu1997]

@vat19com are you the guy of this commercial or someone else ??

[Pruttomaten]

@vat19com I always do that..

[cookiemonsterdhaniah]

@Theonegamefreak me ? 

[death1000kills]

@Theonegamefreak i do that!

[Spherehead123]

@Theonegamefreak i do

[DrAnimeAsian]

how much of vat 19 products do you buy vat 19

[PatrickRob82]

I bought this because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

[htrc9n6]

LOL I have a swiss army knife with a scissor and it doesn't cut anything

[failbrownie]

can you also call it the macgyver pen ?

[DustinAndNatasha]

Glad to see great products made in USA and not China!

[BestGamePlaysHD]

what up with the brit voice?



[LoveKittens99]

@arap422, he's the boss of vat19 :)

[superpoop899]

I should get this in case my teacher assigns too many homework! That way, I'll never run out...

[LOLEliSays]

who are you paying ten million dollars to??? :O

[saiaddict]

y did you withdraw that much money ?

[TheCameron0909]

well, you cant take it to school but awesome product!!!

[arap422]

r u one of the people featured in most of the vat 19 videos?

[vat19com]

@arap422 I had a brief, uncredited cameo as one of the fleeing evacuees in the Poo-Pourri commercial.

[thechampion5330]

@vat19com FINALLY I FOUND THE COMMENT!!!!!!!!!

[MrKalashnikov96]

you guys should make the swiss army metal pen

[foof98]

well wait wont the swiss knife and all that rust if you write under water?! :/

[hotboi745]

@GuitarGunner00 Strict little bastards. lol.

[hotboi745]

@GuitarGunner00 teachers don't expel students, and if you weren't using the knife, you wouldn't get expelled.

[ZelddaLinkFreak]

i love pens and knifes, my life is complete

[BlackSGMan]

While a red map light is good in theory to stop long carry and blinding, you can't see red lines on a map with a red map light..

[zGIRL6351]

why is the light red? couldn't you make it more... i don't know normal light color? I find it very hard for me to read anything with a red light.

[vat19com]

@zGIRL6351 It was a design choice made by the manufacturer. It was really intended to find things quickly in the dark than read by.

[BlackSGMan]

@zGIRL6351 Red light carries less and doesn't ruin your night vision.

[MorThanTheAverageKid]

@zGIRL6351 A red light keeps your eyes from getting messed up in the dark while reading. Therefor since you only need a light in the dark its red for your safety.

[airbusa380andsas]

I Got that knife witout the pen

[jaccor45]

are you the guy who narrates all of the Vat1.com ads?

[vat19com]

@jaccor45 No, that would be Jamie.

[jaccor45]

@vat19com im sorry, i just started watching the Vat19.com videos so, who is Jamie? Is he the guy with the dark brown hair, or is he they guy in the "Das Boot" video (and by the way, that video was AWESOME!! Heck, all of your videos are awesome and are super entertaining)

[ccdrev99]

but will it blend?

[mylovejb4ever]

@ccdrev99 why do you all write that geez

[encounter99]

writes up to 3.5 miles? id like to see u prove that! XD

[kalofimi]

does anyone know if these are legal and can be shipped to canada? It's always nice having a pocketknife for general use and this looks like it's alot easier to carry with me

[daltonian2]

You probably cant take this to school huh?

[45lollipop]

Does the ink smudge?

[Joetheguido1011]

This is useful...if your name is james bond.

[johncena5103]

at first wen iread the description i thought it said The swiss Army Knive of penis

[quickscopic]

saw one in an airport shop...

[Intronetz]

Can you take it on an airplane?

[vat19com]

@Intronetz Doubtful since it has a knife and nail file on it.

[MrMadonplanes]

@vat19com You probably put it in you suitcase.

[RunescapeTOOm]

@vat19com Didn't America spend millions of dollars producing a pen that could write in space... And can this write in space (Just asking)

[blackasnight333]

When you pointed the light at the camera I got a headache XD

[teddybearangel1]

lol diding to china out of it how do you guys get theses jokes?

[732pizza]

thumbs up if you noticed the check was for $10,000,000

[spiderman539]

Those scissors are pointless for destroying bill. Just rip them up.

[SuperAryan1000]

i have that exact same shirt

[VersaillesYuki]

One final fight, for this tonight!

With knives and pens we made our pride!

what?this has nothing to do with Black Veil Brides?FUCK!

(pen still rules)

[kevin15664]

i was like 50 bucks for a fuckin pen,,,i still got it and now i love it

[powerofsonic]

Swiss army knife is a birds beak name like a crow!

[frogstompy]

ahh that answers my question.. soo he's the one talking

[sharksrock1000]

this is great and all- but where do u buy the refills? and about the Buddha board- u never answered my question- are they all like that? (evaporate?) and if u don't buy the right refill, can u just get a normal one and it will work the same? I AM VERY CURIOUS!!!!

[vat19com]

@sharksrock1000 We do not sell refills, but you should be able to find them at office supply stores like Office Depot and Staples. Sorry, I don't know what question about the Buddha Board you want answered. The SwissPen uses a medium point 1.00 mm pressurized Fisher refill.