Dane Cook- Heist monkey/What guys want

[frostybuttface]

you know i figured if all guys wanted was sex then what do the guys WHO dont want it WANT? where we placed on this eartth for nothing? oh and....WHERES THE FUCKING VAN???? aha

[Dragonface2000]

CA! AW SHIT!!!

[SorasSacrafice1]

there are 4 anti-monkey people that are bleeding from the leg.

"Wheres the VAN!"

[skybluegirl02]

IT'S SO TRUE!!! ALL GUYS WANT IS SEX!!!

lol actually no they wanna be part of a heist or have a pet monkey

[KawaiiLink]

Did anyone else notice that he only listed /two/ other things? ._.

[dewgy32]

wheres the fucking van!?!?!?

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

i almost choked to death i was laughing so hard... thtd b a hek of a way to go... thts how i wanna go, only it not b on youtube, that i b choking to death laughing at dane cook's jokes LIVE... o yea... better than getting into a heist >:3 muahahahahaha! lol

[S0rasN0b0dy]

No-no, dude, trust me he's cool. He's solid and cool.

[cathig]

Monkey? You here?! 

[PissOnYourLife]

he just stands there and looks cool and then at one point he says "let's kill these bitches."

[vyor2]

4 poeple dont like monkeys

[NekoRini]

Just saw the Hangover part 2 and the drug dealing monkey is the only thing i can think of LMAO

[punkfilipina88]

it's more than bananas and dancing with toothbrushes,lol

[Lolwutzers]

4 people's vans weren't there...

[LittleBlackFoxInali]

I'm sorry sir, but you're description is inaccurate. You happen to have the terms "Dane Cook" and "funny" in the same sentence. You can only have one.

[austinderpdedoo301]

@LittleBlackFoxInali Dane cook is funny.

[53footballer]

lets kill these bitches

[system7564]

i want a evil monkey!!!!!!

[system7564]

i want a evil monkey that i can dress in armour give him a sword and have fights with him in my house!!!!!

[kmPOKEMONMASTERKkm]

you know what guys would really love? if they pulled off a heist the monkey was in the van and then with the heist the monkey and the van they started having SEX! thats everything a guy wants!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD

[christopherm2k]

This is one of the funniest stand-up routines ever ... because it's true. I only wish you had done a slightly better job with the graphics. My pet monkey, stolen from a pet store heist, insisted that I say that.

[jarhead10008]

that was two?

[DistancelyAxel]

4 people don't like monkeys who drive vans or is in a heist.

[TwistOfFate222]

2 people can't find the van

[DeathNoteOwnerTooBe]

2 Monkeys who didn't teach themselves to talk have watched this.

[DeathNoteOwnerTooBe]

I hate people that think they know everything!

[NENESONICHT]

OMG HE IS GODLIKE! :D

[brunao]

"bicthes", thats some good spelling

[musiclover812]

Haha Dane Cook's awesome So true

[ebusive]

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

[Ziggman2g]

now i want a monkey!

[bluewind45]

it makes me sad because i know it will never happen...lolz

kraaaaa! im in your closet!

[thepoopienet]

HEAT

[darkstreak100]

Yep. A gun, a monkey and the opportunity to be part of a heist are the only 3 things I want more than sex. Or better yet, be part of a heist with a monkey who has his own gun.

[EveandKatShow]

funny

[2828bob]

we gotta go!!!!! we gotta go!!!! lmaooo

[ShortFingeredShreder]

Bleeding from the leg... WHERE'S THE VAN?! XD

[MrSegmento]

is this from retaliation or vicious circle rough around the edges or harmful if swallowed

[mackenziekenzie587]

omg the ak47 is the best

[Ziggman2g]

lol Wheres the FUCKIN VAN!?

[jonnywu3]

2 of the best lines ever

1.WHERE S THE FUCKING VAN

2.LEZ KILL THESE BITCHES

[MrSegmento]

@jonnywu3 this is my friend he just does nothing all day and when there's a fight he says in this low tone low pich voice : let's go fuck dese bitches up

[kittyblackXIII]

the evil monkey in the closet

[chewy9725]

what happend to the last one?

[morrisunloueez]

the 'wheres the van' picture is my favorite

[TheS3ahawk]

The diagrams are oh so funny.

[Killagrass1995]

lmao

[AlondraC82]

love dane cook

[baglione444]

very funny

 i love dane cook