Zero Punctuation: Kirby's Epic Yarn

[TheRogueVocaloid]

If I were to ever have children, I'd buy them games with difficulty curves and cathartic blood-spilling the moment their hands were big enough to manipulate controller or keyboard. I grew up on action RPG hack-and-slash computer games, and I have yet to go on any bloody murder sprees after spending my younger years with the Diablo franchise as a babysitter. And before that I played games that had math and reading and physics puzzles.

If I had this game, it would've been fed to the neighbor-dog.

[reconk15]

did anyone else check to see if that brainy prick yes thing was true?

[KakunaRattata]

>Hears Sherlock reference

>Like

[MineCraftRussia]

...Wait, people bought this game?

[mahboi139]

kirbys epic yawn

[santairo]

Ten more videos to go! *does a slightly sad, slightly unenergetic dance*

[DinaurianDiana]

Hahaha....Sherlock Holmes...

[jmar4life]

FUCK THE FUTURE.

[CrispySkateboarding]

@CrispySkateboarding *put out

[CrispySkateboarding]

@BeastMason He doesn't read the comments on YouTube. You know that, right? If you wanted to get your message across, send him an email. Even with said email sent, you probably wouldn't get positive feedback from a hardened cynic. Trying to persuade yahtzee with a cheery message is like trying to put put a fire with a tank of gasoline.

[BeastMason]

Okay, Yahtzee, I have to start off by saying, as much as I tend to get annoyed at your ability to find problems in everything, I love these reviews and can't seem to stop watching them. But over time, I've become less and less able to ignore your obnoxious persistence in bashing females. As a female gamer, it's hard to enjoy these because of it, and frankly I am tired of it. We can like bloody, gory, shooting games too. Please, stop with the lady bashing...

[MASSRCOR]

@BeastMason nothing is off limits to yahtzee...

[tomaytemptation]

@BeastMason when does he actually attack girls in the critique? Perhaps you're over sensitive. Typical girl. OOOOOOOOOO - I kid. Had to do it. >:D

[getdeclue]

a lord humongous reference, my life is now complete

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

3:17 I remember that episode!

[GLoBeTree1]

i once played hide and seek in skyrim, it was weird, i didn't' even find him, i was just near him. i still don't know where he was. huh...

[0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Almost every video leaves me in tears, so fucking great!!!

[Kane917]

Spent the last 3 months looking for baldian3's comment, this isn't going well, I'm low on food, and water, chances are I won't last much longer........

[TechUnadept]

bet y'allz a coconut if you can get me in the face with a rock!

[Buretsu]

Metaknight feels out of place, until you realize that Kirby is the story of a pink alien from outer space who defeats his enemies through vore, absorbing their bodies and stealing their abilities for its own. His appetite is endless, his voice capable of disintegrating all those around him with the sheer horror it inspires. He is truly a monstrous horror.

[KorAnos1]

@Buretsu There Will Be Brawl got that right.

[KMxHearts]

Lol I used to have Reader Rabbit games.

[hedgehoundable]

As weird as it sounds, I was highly dissapointed at the fact that you can't die. Sure at first you'd think "Oh sweet! I don't have to worry about messing up!" But in the longrun there is no sense of danger or a will to stay alive. You just keep pressing right on the D-pad and jump occasionaly...

[KrunchBerriez]

My video froze at 4:17 when the imp is shoving his arm up kirby's ass...

[DoctorSayWhat1997]

JELLY BABY REFERENCE!!!!!

[SongofthePresence]

Anyone else skip to 14-16 to skip the intro?

[ThePhantomPS3boy]

I'm one of the few people in this world that actually likes Mirror's Edge because of its originality.

[ThwartAbyss54]

"Its like a episode of the Care Bears where they all climb into giant mecha suits and sword fight over the last jelly baby"

Noone else wants to see that?

[Zovioh]

@neroangelo316 I was thinking of the old-school mario games who would play a songwhenever you got a game over and then kick your ass back halfway across the entire world

[anonomous1324]

@YoutheUnknownSoldier

Oh god, you should see the force unleashed II review.

[juangarcia2007]

I don't know why a game would be scared to tell someone they fucked up when I was a kid they did it with fucking fanfares and rubbed shit in your eyes and that's how we liked it! LOL

[mayosa666]

i sugest u dont give girls ideas....>.>|| (some r crazy enough to do it

[ToaMataNui5000]

This game was very desevering of using "epic" in the title! The only thing that sucked was the final boss.

[neroangelo316]

Remember that? when games would be in your face when you fail?

Remember the Friday the thirteenth game?

"Your Dead!"

The game lets you know your dead man and that's it. Games I think are a bit with thimbles on every finger so the kid doesn't prick their figure on the fact they messed up and need to learn from the failure. With no penalties what is there to be learned for kids? I am not saying kids games need to have some deep seated lesson, but something simple like you mess up you learn from it

[Heebs1313]

Kirby's epic yawn.

[lotro4ever4000]

I remember the good old days (2005) when i played that game defender and the moment I got to 3rd level or something the difficulty curve became vertical incedentaly I am still legally a child for 5 more years

[Nulono]

I read the title as "Kirby's Epic Yam".

[mjgamerboy]

As an American, that joke about Americans being similar to Kirby was goddamn hilarious.

[Dudeman3003]

I already know this is going to be one of his bottom top 5.

[TheSuperiorTurtle]

Jellied Eel Tycoon?

Start saving up guys.

[theyoger]

i will have my kids play games that will kick there ass then when they finally beat the game they can eat

[shadow11479]

@theyoger

then three days later, they are soo good at those games that they can do a speedrun in 3 minutes.

[Arachi123]

@shadow11479 And than you will finally say you love them.

[tmantonym]

@theyoger that is the funniest comment I've seen in a while

[HapplyFace]

@theyoger tiger mom for video games?

[theyoger]

@HapplyFace more like tiger dad

[MrJosephjameswood]

@theyoger Your parents should have done that with you and your grammar

[TheBenLD]

@theyoger my child will be given demon's souls when they turn 12. Not sure what the point is but it should be fun to watch

[halokid7]

@theyoger "Daddy, can I eat dinner now?" "NO YOU HAVE TO KILL TOWER KNIGHT FIRST, NOW ROLL, ROLL BITCH ROLL"

[xSamMorris]

@theyoger YES! i can buy Dark souls for them, i'll save so much money on food

[backfromheaven1]

I love the reference to Mirror's Edge XD

[happytreefriendlammy]

@hankowen99 I dont think its fun cus its too easy and i dont think its good cus its for babies and u play as the gayest thing in the world.

[TheMrKattykat]

@YoutheUnknownSailor: Watch his Sonic Unleashed one if you haven't already. I think he just went overboard on that one.

[Telamon8]

@TheMrKattykat

I think he got it spot on.

[Telamon8]

@TheMrKattykat

I think he got it spot on.

[lukebishop98]

26th like . . .

[Jande228]

First dislike . . .

[GuitarGuy057]

I wanna drink with Yahtz.

[YoutheUnknownSoldier]

This is probably the harshest I have seen him so far. I need to watch the rest of the episodes now.

[samzeman123]

I LOVE THIS GAME

[happytreefriendlammy]

AHAHHAHA THIS GAME IS THE GAYEST GAME EVER!

[hankowen99]

@happytreefriendlammy but its fun and good and solid graphics.

[DigitalHemorrhoids]

this is my favorite way to hear crap games being slagged off!

[BeastlyMusician]

First, sorry always wanted to do that!!!

[TLJ1995]

@BeastlyMusician Disapointed....

[baldian3]

@BeastlyMusician your gay for saying that and if you are religous i will kill you (i hate religon)

[jamesminnow]

@baldian3 What an unnecessarily mad person.

[Bluestudio555]

@baldian3 Fuck off.

[Chayraz2]

@Bluestudio555 Comment of the centuary!

[7CellarDoors]

@Bluestudio555 I support this notion.

[hankowen99]

@BeastlyMusician no forgivnes