Another long ass pointless vlog

[1289705]

A great 20 minutes, never even bothered to check how much time was left.

[wamerilyz]

Wow if I was there we could all have gotten high!

[Cianieous]

I remember watching this the first time like over 2 months ago and having no idea what ye were talking about.

[DanicaJammin]

i love this i miss it it's great and im so annoying.

[motorolaQ9h]

whats guess

[andythewriter]

Whoa Danika, we have the same scarf. Thats amazing.

[paintmejoel]

hahaha! one of the best 20 minutes i ever spent!

[JoeiNoelani]

13:50

=]

CHICAGO!

i like this Danika gal. she's cute, and i want her to dress me.

i miss you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

fuckin much

:'(

[volnessj]

hhahah i always think of you when I see that sign. We have them all over here too.

[increaseurpeace]

AHHHH I MISS YOU!!!

[CapeDog69]

oh god. don't apply for work at urban. the discount is nice, but it's literally slave labor.

[p00pb33p]

I love Danika! She's beautiful!

[DaibhiW]

Hey, are you dissing us older gay men who watch your videos? Well, I want you to know that we didn't have YouTube back in the day & so being able to see the energy and fun that younger people have via their vlogs is entertaining. I'm just sayin'. I am not a creeper (see, I even know some your generation's language), so there!

[ever4far]

i watched the whole vid n don't think i would ever unsubscribe, u did not offend me but i don't offend easily, and hakuna mattata to all of them =) luv ya!

[3m0kid101]

hukuna matata x3/ the girl with the light hehe.

[earthb4lanc3]

Hakun Matatatatatatatatatattatata

[GayDessert]

Lol I watched the whole thing. And I'm a gay male teen so HAH! Not every one of your watchers are old or female. XD

[drouin916]

HAKUNA MATTATA x3 the whole shebang

[attackofthepoprocks]

Hakuna Matata x3

Yay for Kelly Cutrone!

[ohshaataap0]

i swear I think I'm falling in love with you jordan! hah :)

[natuhliee]

Wow, I just watched that whole thing. So worth it.

ily!

[madeleinedotse]

Hakuna Matata x 3 - the whole vid!

Love from sweden!

[beclovespenguins]

hakuna matata.

so trashy and tacky.

my mum has a suitcase. sigh

[Drakkenboy]

Kyle's lips are very nice. Jordan, stop freaking out over your videos. You care too much about what people think.

[Lelc27]

ur hot

[empathicshadows]

kyle needs to make videos!

[camiphoebendo]

hakuna matatax3- um, everthing?

oh my god that was so funny, i dont know why but your so entertaining!!

[bonbinallo]

Hakuna Matata x3 <3

im such a trooper for watching this whole vid

[UncleBym]

As one of your 'old man' fans...hakuna matata X 3! I may be old but, remember, you too, will one day be my age! We require love and support too! Be well!

[47claymore]

hmm, I'm not sure how to react. ^^ hakuna matata times 3 <33333333333

[Sanmallover]

10 good comments to 1 bad.

Thats a good ratio.

[NE15ILL]

hacunamatotty X3  !

[mariah992]

jordan, i love your laugh!

[JarOfJellyBeans4]

I soo watched it all. <3

Hakuna matata x 3 to everythingggg.

[Tichondreas]

dnt worry Jordan, i used to be a pescatarian, now a vegetarian, and sometimes when i've had a drink, my standards slip too =/

hakuna matata - times 3 for everything, even tho most of it was nonsensical. lol

am i the only one who watched the whole thing? am i the only true subscriber? lol

[Ejwoods08]

Hoooollllly shit.. 20 minutes? Longest video I have ever seen haha. And no, there's no way I'm watching the whole thing :)

[volnessj]

yeah bro!

[sweethomealabama150]

LOL That was great ^.^

I listened to it most intently while I was making up my halloween decorations

Hakuna Matata !!!! =D

[ConnectDisconnect]

haha, this is amazing <3

[DanicaJammin]

i'm so fucking awkward in this shit.

[sam29232]

I love your long videos!

[kittyeggrolls]

Don't drunk youtube. :-P

[drby3]

I guess you guys could blame the al al al al alcohol ....... lol

[jkimisyellow]

I give up.

5 minutes.

[jkimisyellow]

Wow, Jordan. 20 minutes really?

It's 2:30 now.

I'll see you at 2:50.

--jkim

[theaterqueen992]

hahhahah jordan i'm so in love with you. this is amazing. <3

[hurbaga]

plz tell me that u r high ..

cuze if u r not then wtf

[meaganfeagan]

i use shwasted too. it should be obvious what it means.

[IAmTheWoodenDoors]

Were you drunk when you responded on these comments about 40mins ago?

[therocketemily]

hakuna matata x4. :]

[theyannais]

Hakuna Matata x3 -- the entire twenty minutes

[hurbaga]

wow!!

[shirschfield]

wow that's longggggg

[spricket24]

hahahaha I love you guys- lets get together soon- seriously... I feel like my soul is damaged with you Jordan. <3 Karen

[volnessj]

forizeal Karen we really have to. After halloween weekend my weekends should be much more available. Let's plan something. Like filling napkins with ketchup and throwing them at cars when they drive by.

[horrorfanatic6990]

i actually sat through 20 mins...lol idk why but you entertain me ^_^

I think you're adorable =P

...oh and don't worry i'm not an old man or a young girl. I'm a 19 year gay man =P

hakuna matata x3

xoxo

[volnessj]

gossip girl

[whataboutadam]

i watched it allllllllllll

[volnessj]

omg really? It still baffles me that you watch my videos.

[edgarae1]

This is a HATE COMMENT! :)

I dont see any similarity b/w kyle and volnessj.

[volnessj]

I don't either

[edgarae1]

Maybe it's like a Rush Hour thing.

"all you asian/black people look the same."

[steffieiih]

Hakuna matatax3/ All :D

[to7susano]

ahahaha im so glad i watched the whole thing! so funny!!!

and hakunamatata X 3

[yaboyeric]

yeah you guys are alike in some ways it seems... i don't know maybe its the voice or something.

[spinkydoodle101]

acoona matata to kyle's lips. DSL.

[volnessj]

gurl you spelt hakunamatata wrong

[Faeribear08]

One of the things I like about your videos is that you don't censure yourself. Real reality is always worth watching.

[volnessj]

thanks baba

[twinchamber]

kyle looks like Macaulay Culkin

[dominixdraco]

Loved it!

More long videos!

[OskariK]

Watched the whole thing and loved it!

[bummercucumber]

I can't believe I just watched this whole thing. But I'm glad I did.

"This is really long, I love it"

... That's what she said.

[volnessj]

bow chicka wow wow

[GuruMN]

Whoa, I just watched all of that, it felt like watching a recorded BlogTV show when you can't type and interact, way too long but still cool since I saw more of your peeps.

[volnessj]

how dare you tell me this is way too long. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

[GuruMN]

I'm your viewer biotch, well one of them. A dedicated one, yeah?  What happened that one day when Candy and I wanted to hang with you, you went missing.

[AmberWinter]

Hakuna Matata for Jordan, long videos and his friends!

And.... my dinner is on fire

[volnessj]

shit tits put dat shit out

[sirmanguy]

Hakuna Matata x3 - Linda Yoe(Yay button is broken)

You're cool. I'm a 19 year old guy. Yola.

[volnessj]

ummmmmmmmmm it's Linda Joe. Don't ever fuck up my mother's name again.

hahahahah

[beeres]

jordan u smell funny

[krystalwithoutpants]

I can't believe I spent all this time wishing we could be buddies, and not knowing that you live 45 minutes away from me.

[volnessj]

where do you live?

[krystalwithoutpants]

Monticello :D

[DanicaJammin]

nuh uh! im from Buffalo, MN!

[krystalwithoutpants]

NO WAY. I like life more knowing there are cool kids somewhere close to me. Haha

[OMGitsaBLAST]

if i had friends I'd compare them with yours

[arequipa1]

is that his bf lol

[DanicaJammin]

nooooooooooooooooo

[volnessj]

hahahahahahhahaha

[scottklaw]

You be mega awesome.

[edgehaedjr]

There is a poster at my old high school with that poster - the cheerleader line. I've never seen an episode of SATC. The paparazzi thing was funny. Yeah, I thought Jordan had a mysterious twin ahaha.

[DaWorldDominator]

I feel like i should get an award for watching this.

Jordan at 16:45 that was the cutest face i have ever seen and hakuna matata because i had to.

love ya

[volnessj]

gurl you're my angel. You're my darlin' angel

[coolkitty7]

Hakuna Matata for everything except the girl with the green background. Link please? Karen is the shit. <3

Don't worry dear, your videos are fine. I'm not offended or dissapointed at all.

[Agriking]

Unfortunately I'm unable to spell Disney language. I can speak it but I never learned to spell it. I fail.

[jazzw0rth]

hakuna matata times three dash Kelly Cutrone

hehe... my last name is cool.

This comment is intended to be mean, fyi.

"Who's that?" -awkward silence-

Hahahahaha

[volnessj]

i'm so confused by everything you just said jazz

[jazzw0rth]

Hakuna Matata.

I liked Kelly Cutrone

You know my last name. Piece it together, babe.

You said you didn't like mean comments, so I intended for that one to be mean but... whatever. LAME JOKE IS LAME.

And then I quoted you.

I was probably drunk last night too... :|

[yourdeadletzdisco]

hakuna matata X3

[nat2343]

hakuna matata guess is trashy

[volnessj]

guess is trashy. Why did someone give you a thumbs down?

[edhernan534]

HAKUNA MATATA x3 ___ U THREE ARE AWESOME!!! LOVED IT ALL! p.s im not a young girl or an old man

im 19 male texas

[hardcorebetchohyeess]

Hakuna Matata x 3 - Kelly Cutrone.

[jacobbaur]

Jordan i'm disappointed in you .

JK

hahahah . Hakuna Matata

[Jamluvs80s]

guess is trashy

hakuna matata x3- the drunkest guy ever

Jordan, I love how long your videos are and I absolutely love how you want Kelly Cutrone to punch you in the face.. haha

[absolutelypossibly]

Holy shit I can't believe I watched that whole thing xD

Hakunamatata x3 - Everything except gas (:

[ellecarter]

Hakuna Matata x3

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[jkgymnast49]

Hakuna Matata x3

Jordan I am so glad you are making videos again. They bring so much joy to my life.

[orbital151]

• Hakuna Matata times 3-everything you said....?

• I watched it all. Just sayin'..

[myswtsatn]

Hakuna Matata (x) 3

[ellhorn]

Hakuna Matata

[absolutelypossibly]

I love the fuck the gophers sign. <3

[volnessj]

FUCK THE GOPHERS! AHAHAHAHAHAH

[anThononyian]

OMG. i just realized something.

you'd make a much better Edward Cullen. o___O

[volnessj]

omg i love you

[anThononyian]

hahaha, that's probably not the first time you've heard that .. right?

[fionaroxursox]

first?