How To Get Big On YouTube

[xkidxbeastx]

that where my sister went



[trendyasdabbers]

i want my 30 seconds back!

[trendyasdabbers]

hahahah



[TheFameCommunity]

wow you fat shitpunk! I wasted my life!

[200wildmanchris200]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyy

[OfficiallyPlaying]

#LOL i don't know whether this works or not just trying, bai :)

[slicedJacob]

That is so helpful

[claycrowe]

your hilarious hahahaha

[yoyothe3rd]

expected

[TheNijax]

TROLOLOL

[jaymthegenius]

Lol, cute play on words ^_^

[dbbTroll]

Bullshit... Everyone knows you only get big on YouTube with McDonalds and not Twinkies. And drinking a tub of gravy. Each day. Each.

[SuperKoolPlace]

Oh yes! I am going to try this now :D

[AdrianzAzian444]

man we r all gay 4 looking at this video

[ProGamerzXz]

hahahah fat fuck

[bloodybrownie]

u got me..



[itsDanniboi]

hahaha NICE!

[CrayonVlogger]

Hahahah! That was funny!

[alexsir98]

this is another verison of rick'd rolled

[AssholeBlogger]

that man is fucking disgusting and nasty

[BrianJ1962]

ROFL

[Poncho151500]

Saw this coming.

[borntobefamous1000]

wow u really got me lol

[HappyCabbie]

@borntobefamous1000 #LOL thanks

[lortepikfis]

FUCK YOU U FAT FUCK!!!

[HappyCabbie]

@lortepikfis #LOL

[HeyItsAmaria]

you got me so bad! omg i was pissed and laughing!

[HappyCabbie]

@HeyItsAmaria thanks

[JohnnyDaytonMusic]

Gives new meaning to the term being "Rolled".

[soulsilver863]

this was funny u r real funny



[HappyCabbie]

@soulsilver863 hey thank you so much

[TheLuvDancing]

Lolololol

[TheMoonchick]

Eat a Lot Dumb Ass

[1SliperJoe]

hahahahaha hilarious :)

[HappyCabbie]

@1SliperJoe thank you

[1SliperJoe]

@HappyCabbie Np m8. U really got me in that one. lolol made me laugh :)

[doggpound74]

fat fuck

[brookefuse]

i saw that coming

[HappyCabbie]

@brookefuse ha ha ha

[daygamer001]

you totally had me.

[HappyCabbie]

@daygamer001 thanks

[shyne321]

i feel 4 it :-( nice 1

[HappyCabbie]

@shyne321 thank you, tell your friends.

[thehegarty87]

ha ha ha nice one

[HappyCabbie]

@thehegarty87 thank you

[randomcodyseaturtle]

hAHA lol

[HappyCabbie]

@randomcodyseaturtle I am glad you liked it

[ThePinkyrosey]

weldone

[HappyCabbie]

@ThePinkyrosey thank you

[MrGoldman100]

WTF

[Realstar700]

...cause ur such a star rite

[chilverz]

loL funny shit man. lol GoodWork

[iamaventriloquist]

i get it now

how to get BIG..on utube!

[HappyCabbie]

yes

[ZtvTubes]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooool

[Manbaman]

r u proud of having that much fat???

[HappyCabbie]

I am proud to have this many views and comments

[Mrhackman100]

Nice Man i Loved The Video

I got "OWNED"

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[mrdjedin]

omfg

[kyledog99]

hahahaha!

[HappyCabbie]

Glad you liked it

[rollingstone896]

is that you? thats sick

[HappyCabbie]

No this is not me this is my buddy GrahamandFriends

[ris3withthefallen15]

im not making a hate comment but for the people actually looking for the video everyone CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL!!!!~!~!~!~!

[hitmanbreakeroftheye]

how to earn that 200 bucks. please comment on y account???

[HappyCabbie]

I am a YouTube Partner. You can apply at the YouTube channel "Partners"

The money I get comes from Google Adsense and I am paid a percentage of the revenue they earn by having ads on my videos.

[DarkSuccesses]

!! I WANNA BE KNOWN ON YOUTUBE!!! 4,234 VIEWS?! WOW THATS A LOT!!!!!!! (Sarcasm)

[HappyCabbie]

I checked and your most viewed video has 295 views. That is a lot (Sarcasm)

[DarkSuccesses]

xD I Didnt say I was "Big" I am just a noob (So Far) but you pay to become a member and your not even big.

[HappyCabbie]

Sorry but that is not true. Nobody pays to become a Partner. You have to qualify and then Google Adsense pays you. For me it is about 200 bucks a month. Not much but it helps.

[DarkSuccesses]

200 $? Jesus, I Wish All I did all day was sit on my ass and think of a stupid video to post for 200 Bucks.

[HappyCabbie]

Well that 200 bucks per month is total earning for over 200 plus videos. I get a total of 3000 views per day. Many of them from older videos. So to earn more money, be a frequent poster, have lots of videos, and get views. I have a lot of views but not as much as I would like to have. Then again this time last year I only had 500 subscribers.

[DarkSuccesses]

So you dont even have to make a video? Dayum I'd like to just eat Twinkies and Watch my views+Cash Go Up.

[HappyCabbie]

Well I no longer eat twinkies except for this video. I am now living a healthier lifestyle as I am losing weight. However it is nice to have that extra money comming in.

[chevelle666]

WTF LOL! ima send this video to my friends now.

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks I am glad you liked it.

[fashanu1000]

naruto

[HappyCabbie]

????

[taylorFc3129]

ye u did gwt big u fat shit

[jtluvunc]

nice

[HappyCabbie]

Let me correct your spelling so you can insult me properly.

"Why did you get big, you fat shit?"

The answer is I was trying to confort my emotions with food. My size is the result of depression. I have since become a vegan and have purchased a treadmill and so far I have lost 60 lbs.

[ConstipatedAssassin]

videos like this with misleading titles normally piss me off but this is hilarious!! i even faved it! =)

[HappyCabbie]

I did it just for the LOLs

[sTaRLiTeShInEs]

that. was. scary. i was about to barf...

[HappyCabbie]

Barfing is fun

[jtluvunc]

ur weird

[ptwestmoreland]

lol so funny

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[funspot101]

I ThoUgHT yOU meNt SomEtHInG eLsE

[lllghtblaq]

dUDE! i dON'T tHINK sO

[ChrishondaJAlston]

I'm thinking this video will help people get big (not literally) on YouTube.

[PoweredByHype]

lol how much do u way ??? funny stuff

[HappyCabbie]

I am down to 340 lbs my goal weight is 200 lbs.

[Glutymax]

your doin good bro.

[isaackreiling]

fatass

[HappyCabbie]

my belly is much fatter.

[ChrishondaJAlston]

lol, people are so rude

[SmoresKid]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[GuitarPerson004]

ha!

i get it =P

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[HappyCabbie]

I am glad you liked it.

[machinimater]

you fat bastard

[HappyCabbie]

Sorry but that is not me. Check out TheRealFatBastard on YouTube.

[raisinbran2scoop]

dude you are fatter then phil margera and he is fat so damn man.

[HappyCabbie]

Yes but we are now both vegans so in a year we will look much better.

[PacerPictures]

damn thanks now i have to go and burn my eyes... damn! tuck that in man!

[HappyCabbie]

LOL

[XMAG09X]

ok so the first 20 seconds was interesting the rest was a load of BULLSHIT your boring go excercise yes?

[HappyCabbie]

I do excercise. Check out my diet updates on TheHealthyChannel.

[TodaysTopChannel]

Do you want a lot more subscribers and views in just one day. If you do check out this channel. I think you will be interested

[HappyCabbie]

No thank you, I have all the views I need.

[sharingannaruto34]

fag

[HappyCabbie]

I have a few friends in Missouri who work for the FAG company. One works in shipping, and the other is a shop foreman.

[jacketnipple]

(salute) "wuff it in" , the three minutes were totally worth it just to hear that

[HappyCabbie]

Glad you liked it.

[babygirlz444]

lol

[HappyCabbie]

I am glad you liked it.

[network23sux]

Damnit! why couldn't it be a rick roll?

[HappyCabbie]

Fat roll is better than a Rick Roll

[frodoandsam101]

watch "cold ninja: on my channel everyday this summer

[HappyCabbie]

Not into ninjas but thanks

[Iraqigangsta0]

Lol thats a fat faggit

[HappyCabbie]

Sorry but I have never experimented with homosexuality.

[SecretAgentBobby]

exercise you fat bastard

[HappyCabbie]

I do, check out the videos I post on TheHealthyChannel

[pollyPOKEMON]

Thats really funny man, i love finding videos like this because some people really get offended Aha :')

Im Definately Subscribing

[HappyCabbie]

I also hope you check out Grahamandfriends who did the booty slap at the end.

[WierdmanProductions]

LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks.

[bsgm1997]

This video sucks

[HappyCabbie]

Are you questioning my advice? You doubt the power of the Twinkie to make you big???

[darkwing6511]

Jesus Christ. That's just sick and revolting! Loose some weight!!! If you don't wanna just don't post videos looking like a fat bastard! Thank you :]

[HappyCabbie]

Sorry someone already is posting videos as a Fat Bastard. He lives in Austrialia. FAB for the win!

[CoffeehouseSchmuck]

wow......great comeback ..you realy told darkwing6511.........by the way the former OzPete0211 is known as the Fat Aussie Barstard (dont forget the "R" in Barstard)

he is a you tube freind of Grahams

His videos are excellent but he uses way too many F-Bombs

The "R" in Barstard is for 2 reasons

1.he drinks a lot....the R is for BaR

2.without the R...you tube might delete him.

[justaniceguy2cuddle]

I got "BIG" just watching this video...

[HappyCabbie]

Hey now!

[bigsycthe]

FAGGOT!!!!

[HappyCabbie]

I am not homosexual.

[bigsycthe]

oh sorry what i meant to say is...

don't go around wavng ur belly at people, acting like ur the person tht is 1/4 the size of fat bastard. no offence though, cus thats what it looks like in my eyes. lso, called you a faggot becouase a lot of guys watch this of course, and you are waving your belly in front of them.

sorry bout' that.

[Vaeltier]

That's hot.

[HappyCabbie]

I am glad you liked it.

[ClassicMariah03]

Watch it Ferrari11654.

[UnderDog280]

That was pretty good, lol

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you.

[xxxbj94]

lolhahah

im goging to kill u

[HappyCabbie]

I like to have fun what can I say.

[TheBrightBlueNeonSky]

Aw..i had to fall for it didn't I, but it has learned me a lesson, that i shouldn't eat alot of food, me don't wanna look like that

[HappyCabbie]

That is true because once you put it on it is hard to get off.

[omnitricks]

Hey guys...

I have 718 Subscribers

and all my Videos get over 1000 views.

I'm really close to being a Youtube partner but I still need your help.

I want at least 800 before I apply.

So please if you could take 30 seconds to subscribe i'd be the happiest Guy in the world.

Also I'm makeing a video once I become a partner nameing off all of my subscribers.

So your name will get mentioned and you might get noticed

[downhillproductions5]

name of song?

[HappyCabbie]

It is an audio loop that comes with Ulead Studio 11 Plus which is the video editor I use.

[iluvu2uno]

haha!

[HappyCabbie]

glad you liked it.

[colbs33333]

so many people fall for this trick, love it

excuse me, i feel sick...

[HappyCabbie]

Thanks

[HappyCabbie]

Sorry I am not into cornholio. For the traditional way I would have to get to know you better before we hook up.

[PedroNinoProductions]

Wow, that is funny!!!

[HappyCabbie]

I am glad you liked it.

[rsbros2121]

yea.... no

[HappyCabbie]

Ohh but yes.

[woodisa]

Best video ever! I couldn't stop laughing!!! Great Work!

[HappyCabbie]

thank you so much.

[xlunchtreyx]

Big on Youtube lol...yes 5000 subs does make you "big".

[xlunchtreyx]

^ Not talking about your weight like most inconsiderate asses.

[cpluverforever]

no effence but ur pretty fat im sorry and that is the worst video ever! its boring u could have done that in 38 seconds

[HappyCabbie]

You are correct, I am pretty fat. Good thing I lost 50 lbs. You can see my progress on my other channel, TheHealthyChannel and you will be amazed at how much I have lost since I started.

Also if the video was only 38 seconds long, nobody would have watched it. I had to make the video 3 minutes long in order for the joke to work.

[hodgetwins]

ill never watch any of your shit again

[HappyCabbie]

Thank you so much, that was the best news I heard all day.

[JakeAndCincinnati]

You could have summed this vid up in 40Seconds.

[HappyCabbie]

If the video was 40 seconds long nobody would have watched it, I had to make it 3 minutes long in order for the joke to work.

[LraKFilms]

Yeah don't u think that was bad promotion, if u want views u should never do a video like that...

[HappyCabbie]

I disagree, look how many views this video has already.

[LraKFilms]

true, true but im talking about fans not really views

[Gunman353]

Wow you are freakin fat!