Paul McCartney Tells A Funny (and filthy) Joke! Dirty Macca!

[osha369]

It cracks me up ever time he says: NOOOOO! :D XD

[3MC4]

omg you are all assholes...I get it and I am not even from english speaking country

[emoBLACKandRED]

i didn't get the joke? :-(

[Tonythefunnyasian]

@emoBLACKandRED

They don't call him all those other things he did, but he fucked one goat and now they call him Jones the Goat Fucker xD

[kaiserkeller61]

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[TheSaddleClub3798]

Paulie!! How could you be so rude? Yet, somehow funny....lmao

[TheSaddleClub3798]

How could he be so rude? Yet, somehow I find it funny....LMAOAPMS

[TheSaddleClub3798]

How could he be so rude?!?! Yet, somehow I find it funny....that is one of the many mysteries of Macca.....(Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuun) :-D

[francescaemc2]

My grandfather in Milano told my father that joke...In Italian!!!!!!

[lennonlover2015]

Dirty Paul! I love this! :D

[PMMJGRL14EV]

Yesterday i saw him.I cant even express how amazing it was.I can tell you it was/is VERY life changing and inspiring.The best day of my life!!,First ever concert at 13,Im VERY proud to say that!

[Beatles4ever22]

PAULIE!!! I didn't know he had it in him

[Falenas]

I thought it was a donkey...

[skrikon]

omg laughed my ass off!

[woodypuli]

sorry what? i dont get it

[antognr]

asdasd xDD I hardly get it , I don't talk in english, but finally I do get it! jahsdkjasd I'm still laughing!! XD

I love you paul! hahhhahha

[crazy4shya]

I don't get it

[trueSTUFF2296]

YEA, THEY CALL YOU THE GOAT FUCKER, PAUL, THEY DO

[NextenBlade]

xD

I get it! OMG. I bet John wrote that for him before he died :P

[ianbowman]

Quality as usual....RAM ON

[ianbowman]

Quality as usual....RAM ON

[ianbowman]

Quality as usual....RAM ON

[cjohncan]

Jones the Goat-Fucker

[dantemaycry89]

Fucking love you Paulie!

[neonspec]

Umm...what?

[KwlNerd]

@neonspec They call him a Goat fucker.

[ilovedatasoong]

I LOVE IT!!!

How are people not getting this!?!?!?

[TheBeatleManiac101]

Soooo funny!

[TheHabsfan1993]

Unexpectedly hilarious!!

[FetaCheese222]

Now, THAT, I was not excpecting.

[Dock110]

not that funny

[5thfemalebeatle]

awww he has man boobs :(

[afepple1]

One of the funniest jokes, I've heard in years. Good on ya, Paul!

[Fiorellandia]

The fool on the hill!

[amandatully]

HAHAHA. that's great. (:

[aholeinmypocket]

Hahahaha how can you not get this joke? I don't even speak english very great, but I got it the first time! Shame on you dirty Paulie :D This is so funny, I love you Paul!

[hiheyhello10]

LMFAO the last seconds were so awkward

[DannyAdamTV]

@hiheyhello10 lmfao i know i was like "alright paul...i love you but stop making faces and stuff"

[abercrombiegal09]

Jones the goat-fucker!!!

[ettorejim]

why paul says '' but YOU fucked one goat '' ?? .. he should says '' but I fucked one goat '' ..

isn't it ??

[junior00bacon00chee]

fuck you old man. you died.

i want paul mccartney back. whatever took you over needs to die, what you are needs to be free.

[gingeroni8]

like i get it they dont call u the fence maker jones the guiness puller but in the joke it never said that like jones had anything to do with goats how come out of no wheres they say jones the goat fucker PLEASE SOMONE EXPLAIN TO ME

[nano952]

when i feel bad this makes me happy

[marniedrew]

... they call you a goatfucker!! :) Hehehe, I love his attempts at Irish accent. Hehehe, Paul ;)

[marniedrew]

... they call you a goatfucker!! :) Hehehe, I love his attempts at Irish accent. Hehehe, Paul ;)

[666MOTLEYGIRL]

HAHAHHA I DONT GET

[EvilCheesypoof]

He sounds exactly like my Grandad when he does that Irish accent. That joke made me laugh my arse off!

[cookmoore]

:) He does a very good Irish accent but no surprise. He had a VERY clean grandfather.

[madelinealexander22]

@cookmoore Heyyyy, I caught that. "He's a very clean man."

[cookmoore]

@madelinealexander22 Very Clean! :)

[ilovemycatreow]

LMAO "but you f**k ONE goat" Love you Paul! But it was shocking hearing him say f**k for the first time :P

[x3m0xxl0v3x]

is paul freaking mccartney remind me of andrew freaking jackson XDD

[freeburg100]

he said (nooo but you f@#& 1 goat)

[kreeepyy]

hahaha!

loooooooool!

[aerztin13]

bwahahahaha! Poor Jones!

[x3m0xxl0v3x]

i heard it like 10 times and i still dont get it

[ilovemycatreow]

"nooo but you f*ck one goat" it means they call him jones the goat f*cker LOL

[ellonysman]

OH MY GOSH Ok, a little risk-ay...cant tell my mother that one but boy did I laugh out loud LOL

[ellonysman]

where did you get this video from?

[ritacalasimo]

omg xDD

[KeepinItRealMofo]

LOL hahah aww good owl paul,absolute legend :)

[MarthaMyDear999]

OH MY GOD

LOLOLOLOL

That Paulie

[Ajc2430]

Funny stuff, had good laugh from it.

[clubpenguinfreak546]

im gonna tell this joke at school! i did one time and no one got it! xD

[MRSPAULMCCARTENY96]

dirty paul! he should be spanked.........

[Zgmtz2]

but u f### one goat lol nice one

[scarbreath]

Nice job Paul!!!!

[dantemaycry89]

Go Paul!!!

[StarDancer53]

-headdesk-

-groans-

Paul...not you too!

The dirty jokes...bad Macca! Bad!

[1beatles]

huh? Say what Pauuullll!!!!!!!~ hahahaha

[ciliaaah]

HAHAH wth!

[sabbymae]

^______^

I laugh EVERY TIME.

 ♥

[ivartheoneandonly]

I LOVE PAUL !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Precipitation]

Dude dipped his wick in a goat!

[sehibbs]

What a riot! I love Paul's great sense of humor!!

[kelmac72]

hahaha, i was just thinking, "this joke makes no fucking sense" but then i finally got the one goat part, and im still giggling to myself. Good One. :D

[Carlettyno]

ahah :)

[horsesflu]

IT'S A VIRAL AD FOR GUINESS

[JoelNesv]

hahahahhaha

[CreativeCritisizm]

,,a good Irish accent he does,,lol

[clewbe]

hahha Paul, you legend :')

[optimistic75uk]

I'm not having no one get's this joke. He's saying that no one calls him Jones the fencemaker or guinness puller but he fucked one goat, and he got called jones the... well you must get it. Drinking like goat sex, erbyoutes420 are you a yank by any chance, coz most people outside the uk, especially in New Zealand, have to have jokes I herad in primary school explained to'em.

[firedemon1992shadow]

haha I love Paul McCartney but he should stick to composing music playing music and singing

[YourMomwaved]

gay ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○

[IcanhasMrMoon]

ONE GOAT.

fff oh man I laughed.

[Saffron333]

I always love it when he reproduces various dialects from the uk. very funny guy.

[heykevin13]

i love paul mccartney but i've watched this video like four times and i still don't get the joke!

[sixstring1965]

Look a few posts down, I explained it.

[ellonysman]

@heykevin13 In otherwords,,, many things will be remembered for their quality work...but this poor guy is remembered for jumping a sheep, just once...nobody would say anything about him except for that illegal act! Now do ya get it?

[erbyoutes420]

fuck i dont get it so hes drinking like goat sex?

[DRR180]

No. The bartender fucked a goat and he's known as "Jones the goat-fucker."

[shakermaker92]

ahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

I love him hahaha

xx

[boisafly]

o lawd i told people this joke in english

my teacher was not pleased

[esteban0burton]

that no is great and that one too

[esteban0burton]

Paul have a great sence of humor

[DontMakeMeBlueBaby]

haha that has to be one of the strangest jokes i have ever heard. and yet, im still laughing.

[Gonestalgio]

hahahaha i reeealy love the silence at the end. hes like there it is..there ya go... 1........one

[justheretofindtunes]

but ya fuck 1 goat.... :P

lmao, the "nooo" is so cute

[MrUssy007]

If he doesn't make it in the music industry maybe he could try standup.... WTF HE'S PART OF THE GREATEST BAND EVER

[steveasat2]

Yeah, WIngs!

[MrUssy007]

hahah ye course.

[SillyLoveSongBeatles]

hehhehe!! U ARE THE MASTER, MACCA!

[freakchic9]

That's hilarious! Paul is too amazing.

[themeoftheplay]

i dont really get it, cant hear what he is saying, but its soo fun that he is doing this, love you paul!!!

[TheBeatlesToday]

o i get it he's just bad at telling the joke

[paulmccartneyadorrer]

I LOVE THIS!!!!

[enos870]

lol

[gellis2007]

a skydiver is hurtling towards the ground because and his parachute fails top open, he cant remember how to activate the second parachute because he didnt pay any attention in the lessons. In the distance below him he sees a man flying upwards towards him. As the man gets closer the skydiver shouts "hey mate!!! you know anything about parachutes?" As the guys gets closer and is just about to pass him he says "no mate, you know anything about gas boilers?"

[dkelly26666]

LOL!

[idieinelevators]

Oh my God I love Paul.

I love how towards the end you're like errrrrrrrrrrr where's this going? And then you're like OMGOMGOMG DID PAUL MCCARTNEY JUST TALK ABOUT GOAT F*CKING?!!??!?!

i love him.

[yoyomoo188]

lmfaooo but you fuck one goat...one lol jones the goat fucker haha

[Freddielicious]

Well thats just fucking lovely Paul!

hahaha

[yoyomoo188]

hahaa i knwo right ahh i love paul though

[Freddielicious]

He tells the joke so well XD

Like he memorized it word for word.

But if I did it, there would be an occasional stutter, and awkward silence as Im trying to remember what comes next hahaha.

Paul is just freaking amazing like the =]

YOU FUCK ONE GOAT! XD

[sixstring1965]

You have to remember... Paul tells stories for a living. They just usually have music with them.

[Freddielicious]

True that sixstring1965!

XD

Hes got the whole package.

Awesome ass talent, hilariousness and his foxy good looks dont hurt either ;D

[eesh112]

lol hes so cool.

[milkxxcookies]

Oh Paulie. Stick with your day job, babe. :D

[TiGeRgIrL17]

ok...I'll probably get verbally butchered for this (lol) but I don't really get this joke. Could someone please explain it to me?

[sixstring1965]

The story revolves around a man who has done some nice things in life - but people remember only the one bad thing he's done.

So to sum it up, instead of calling him "Jones the fence maker" or something else he's known for, they call him "Jones the goat f*cker."

[TiGeRgIrL17]

oh! okay thanks so much!

[AtDamagedBest]

thank you for explaining it. lol, i don't find it all that funny even after you explained it to me, but whatever man. It's Paul f*cking McCartney.

[weeconor97]

@sixstring1965

So it's like "Ozzy the bat-eater"?

[ivystorm94]

What was Paul doing?

[sixstring1965]

Telling a joke.

[candymanego]

That was super funny! Ha ha I want to have a beer with this guy!

[Bijou9999cuteooo]

oh no! lol i love paul

[Sukriti]

ahhahah I love this!

After this, I wrote a song called "One Goat"

I'm a Phoebe-from-Friends wannabe, so, I love to play like 2 chords and sing messed up songs in my really bad voice...

[knifeWRENCHsTuDiOs]

LMAO so funny, you gotta love paul and his sense of humor :]

[slaphappy27]

hahahahahahahahaha

ha

[sandykopi]

FUNNY !!!!

[Dutchboywithchicken]

haha my uncle told me that one!

[iheartmacca]

lmao! nice

[GGsupernaturalOTHfan]

HAHA;] one goat