The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Downs with the Clowns [12/17/09]

[MykeFerrell]

iM sCaReD tAvRoS :o(

[SESdisciple]

More like clown with the downs.

[hobbit4571]

it's amazing,he's making ICP look good..

[slickslickerson]

O.K. at first i was all...C'mon guys leave the fucktard alone. But now I'm all. This guys parents are ancient and might die soon. then this guy will be just out there somewhere walking around and shit.

[pointless104]

@slickslickerson  His Dad just died this past Sept

[sondlar]

Chris Chan videos drive me back to my alcoholism. Thanks, Chris.

[attackfighter]

this is better than the real insane clown possy

[Afrokoopa]

Chris thinks he's Krauser from DMC??

[hobbit4571]

Editing?What's that?

[plugindave]

transcribe audio. that is all.

[crowbarblue]

@plugindave

"hiphop out"

Never has erroneous speech recognition been more appropriate.

[AsterBarnivere]

Why does Chris always does that "Retard hand symbol" thing? Does he think he's gangsta?

[plugindave]

@AsterBarnivere no. nobody really knows what chris thinks he is. Even Chris doesn't appear to know what chris thinks he is. That's part of the appeal of this lolcow. Variety is the spice of life.

[vandermade24]

Typical ICP fan.

[PVThunter1]

John Wayne Gacy.

[superfawful65]

Poor thing. It just wants to be loved.

[iLoveJackingOn]

he even fails as a juggalo. that's saying alot

[SESdisciple]

He's Downs with the Syndrome.

[Asreyser]

I always lose it at "all deadly fo'ces".

ALWAYS.

[SLIPKNOTmaggot262]

Hahaha he is the perfect candidate for a dumbass juggalo.

[weds9994]

Oh and another question:

Why did he upload this?

No, seriously, all context (saga, whatever China was coercing him to do stupid shit etc) aside: why? I mean just.... why?

Oh hold on, I know why - this is CHRIS...

[weds9994]

Considering he had to walk to the bathroom with this shit on his face, where the FUCK were his parents in all this??

[LulzIshall]

@weds9994

Downstairs. They almost never got upstairs.

[weds9994]

@LulzIshall a shame. chrissy never had a chance really...

[tmanuel44]

@weds9994 I doubt he was able to put that shit on by his self either.

[SteveeAlbino]

Huh so Chris Chan is a juggalo makes sense since most of them are hypocritical, contradictory cunts

[JMBoote1]

@treborpoop He doesn't.

[iLoveJackingOn]

fucking retards, how do they work?

[ogdemigod]

Typical Juggallo faggot right here

[Jay2Oh]

"What did you get for Christmas Christian?"

"FELL TIPS!"

[KiraShake]

John Wayne Gacy

[Edd360]

DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TIL I'M DOWN IN THA GROUND

[VVD]

2:40 - 3:10

[TigerPimp666]

call the FBI Chris-Chan is in a gang

[ockhamsrazor25]

Oh my, they deserve each other

[ThatfaginapurpleM3]

You know what's funny is i can't tell the difference between him or any other "Juggalo"

[thegatorviking]

Holy shit this kid is going to kill someone.

[Wayavas1337]

Juggalos are even worse than cwc

[ShadowAngelicus1323]

@Wayavas1337

I dunno, I'd say they're about equal

[porkwilliam]

When he and his mom go to court in a few days time, Chris should wear his Juffalo face paint...

[AsterBarnivere]

damn he can't even SLOW rap.. that's too fast for him.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

@HiSkoolfutbol46

i'd take the worst metal band ever over ICP any fucking day.

[DeathsObituary]

@TAXEXEMPTION You can hear them if you look up Start the Riot by Death's Obituary.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

@HiSkoolFutbol45

i'd take failmetal such as limp bizkit over ICP any fucking day.

[HiSkoolFutbol46]

At least this guy doesn't like metal or punk.

[Algahiem]

Mass murder make me happy, Dead bodies make me happy, this on the other hand makes me morbidly depressed.

[princedarienlover]

This guy sucks hairy monkey balls, my ears hurt

[TheDeistAngle]

every time i think this fat monster can't become more deserving of a violent, painful death, he pulls some shit like this.

[ironboob41]

wtf is this

[TailsFan23]

Thank GOD he didn't get into dubstep or trance. If he did, I'm not sure if I could listen to it anymore.

[EmptyHero]

icp stole the face makeup idea from Kiss and the having terminal aids thing from Freddie Mercury

[PelvicUnicorns]

The song is way too long x_x

[Evernight25]

worst juggalo ever

[TheDocGoblin]

@Evernight25 I dunno, Chris is a pretty poor human being but he's head and shoulders above most juggalos

[ResidentVarmint]

As far as his scope of the Juggalos doesn't include Twiztid, then at least that's one thing I like without this fuckwit also enjoying it.

Oh hell, this was 2 years ago, like he would even fucking remember being a Juggalo.

[afareni]

I'm gonna kick the fuck out of this fat stupid shit for disrespecting my family.

[baconkong]

I know the bar says the video is only 5 minutes and 53 seconds long, but watching it feels like an eternity.

[TheSeveredArm]

Maybe if ICP sees this they'll stop making music.

[Gr1ff9]

They say this is going to be a cover track on the next "Chris-Chan and the Hedgehog Boys" album! So excited!

[BD1899]

2:40

I'd like to imagine at that point, the sad reality of his life and all of his failures hit him all at once. He looks like he is ready to break out into tears.

[ResidentVarmint]

@BD1899 I rewatched this video with that in mind. I could not stop laughing.

[LordAzanko]

@BD1899 and thats the reason he tends to keep himself out of touch with reality as much as possible

[SupaMarioX]

@BD1899 God damn it, you made me chuckle like a fucking retard. Lmfao.

[Magikpotion]

@BD1899 I laughed haaard

[rmhanzel]

@BD1899 nail on the fuckin head lollololol

[Raseal0]

Juffalo

[AidenVanity1]

No..just no, absolutely not. What a fucking poser. Dude seriously needs to be hacked for trying to be one of us. This is just an insult

[HiSkoolFutbol46]

He can't even rap...

[chimera5x2]

Sonee murder makes me happy.

CWC death threats make me happy.

say what you will of me;

i'll always have a 4_cent_Garbage family.

the claw of fail makes me happy.

curse-ye-ha-me-has make me happy.

say what you will of me;

i'll always have a 4_cent_Garbage family.

[EMKTTHL]

I like watching these videos because no matter how bad I'm feeling about myself, I know I will never be nearly as awful as Chris.

[handofstand]

@EMKTTHL this

[itsthelolocaust]

Its like, its like hes zachs character in the hangovers retarded brother.

[asukafan133]

if the FBI saw this they'd faceplam and be" like fuck looks like juggalo's aren't a gang there just a bunch of dumbass virgins"

[maersdetable]

aspergers

[TheSlutgrinder]

I've never come across a video as hard to watch as this, ever.

[MrJohnsisk]

i think hes trying to find people to fit in with so hes trying hella hard to be a juggalo and its really not working.

[mvsrs]

It's funny how he's usually completely retarded, but acts like a totally fine juggalo.

Does this mean all juggalos have aspergers?

[Kristanni20X6]

@mvsrs *facepalm*

[sporedoutofmymind]

i think this might actually be an improvement

[Dorminay42]

I'm not convinced that Chris truly is down with the clown.

[matthibner]

Wow......ICP TOTALLY makes sense to me now! Thanks Chris :D

[TheHowks]

Chris would make for an excellent new addition to ICP. He's fat, dumb and can't rap for shit. Hey Chris you retard, put the mic down and come and suck some dick, there's a good boy/girl.

[hove1968]

all i hear is 'herp derp herp...'

[SESdisciple]

More like clown with the Downs.

[ElectricWaddle]

@SESdisciple I lol'd, I lol'd so fucking much.

[RyanConlon93]

@SESdisciple FUCK!!!!!! you beat me to it....

[Zalman1337]

@SESdisciple He's down with the syndrome.

[weds9994]

@SESdisciple indeed

[almightyseancore]

i don't know much, but i'm pretty sure this is a twiztid song, not icp.

[neosoontoretro]

For the record I don't think he is autistic Chris seems to be suffering from Schizotypal personality disorder or maybe Schizoid. But even if he is autistic don't generalize just because of his offensive and incoherent behavior. The same should be said for people who have schizoid as well.

[jimmyjimbo72]

Juffalo LOL

[TheDeistAngle]

Someone set this thing on fire.

[keeper253x]

this needs a slow clap.

The sad thing is that he's still cooler than a real juggalo. Fuckin' aspy's how do they work?

[Termiborger]

@keeper253x Thankfully my slow-clap processor made it into this POTaTO too...

[XxXMeowMixXxX]

LOL

[soulinite]

MMFWCL

[sikokilla1234]

If you're gonna make a video of you singing a shitty song you should at least know the shitty lyrics...

[HunterZeroModding]

-.-....no....just no...

[Anathema1984]

I heard this video makes violent gay hard as a rock

[Jarrecko]

is anyone really surprised at this point that Chris is a juggalo?

[NeoSquadillah]

ha! well he would fit in fine with icp fans. srsly

[Thefriendlybaron]

One thing is true, never let this guy have magic markers.

[TheTTF1]

4:44 was my favorite part

[nakamuraabe]

this guy is not a juggalo and never will be LOL

[z0tri]

@nakamuraabe You mean you wish he wasn't a juggalo. He's pure juggalo.

[WhiteRoseWithering96]

Is he saying Juffalo?

[spritejunkee]

ICP fan: ICP is the shit, killing pedophiles and wife beaters I'm down with that.

Chris:CLOWNS ME LIKE CLOWNS.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Tonight on Animal Planet: Once again, we observe the Virginian White Autistic attempting to integrate with another subspecies, in hopes of foraging food and, perhaps, finding a female with whom to mate.

He fails. His seed will not pass on and he will not make it through the winter. The Alpha Juggalo will use his carcass as shelter until the spring.

[2scary4yu]

@rabidrabbitshuggers Lmao!

[Termiborger]

Thank god juggalos quite simply get beaten by either punks, skinheads, or metalheads where I live.

[CaliforniaTD]

@Termiborger

The original punk skinheads of old, or the racist kind of skinheads after Skrewdriver ruined their image?

[Termiborger]

@CaliforniaTD Imagine a guy in mostly leather, with sprayed hair, nearly always showing the devil's fork, or whatever it's called in English, yelling METAL, or ANARCHY nearly all the time. That kind.

[Dudemeistero]

@Termiborger yay punx and skins!

[nucleardeath07]

Someone needs to get Chris to go to a Slayer concert and film what ever happens to him.

[bubbleypixie]

Lol wheres your god now, Juggalos?

[ganonforce]

@bubbleypixie you are staring at it.

[TheCapBerry]

Oh no Bogo got a lobotomy

[jordanturner97]

Chris looks like a murderer disguised as clown

[BlackBile13]

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

[joeperson101]

aahahahahahahah

we never die

[PsychoBurgundy6]

Chris-chan would make a PERFECT Juggalo. He's mentally challenged, pathetic, sexually deviant, fat, weak and ugly, and dresses up in women's clothing... Sounds like every Juggalo I've ever seen.

[xxxTawnyMariee]

@PsychoBurgundy6 whooopwhooop. .

 i felt inclinded to say that...

[korynnleefx]

@PsychoBurgundy6 That's not fair, the ones on heroin aren't fat.

[tmanuel44]

2:42 - 3:08 Is what Chris would say if he tried speaking to a girl in real life.

[OmgWTFize]

Wow... i guess it´s true that only mentally challenged people likes ICP..

[LordFrankGarrett]

More like clowns with downs.

[SevipersOnaPlane]

You don't have to be high to look in the sky...

The same can't be said for this video.

[RubyMidna]

Is it me, or does the extreme clown makeup actually make Chris look more human than without?

[NotTooWellKnown]

@RubyMidna

You're....right, it does. Maybe Chris being a Juggalo could the one time being a Juggalo was a good thing. I would say be a Clown but I don't want raped kids

[posthumanfetus]

This video still makes me smile nearly 2 years later.

[schnitzal]

Shits ga soo fuh the homos...meh mader make me happy mass muduh makes me happy...try to run a train with bulbatrain...I suckin' mah dick...

Oh fuck this...trying to subtitle this tom fuckery is impossible.

[BuccaneersDen]

Fucking autism, how does it work?

[AsterBarnivere]

What the hell is a juffalo?

[TheMightyCannabis]

I'd like to think that he's merely adjusting his sports bra, but he's probably fondling his moobs at the thought of dead bodies.

[irishjuggalo6923]

Hahahaha it so stupid it makes me laugh he would piss his pants if he got to hang with real juggalos mmfwcl real homies

[TuhWeapon]

@irishjuggalo6923 Juggalos are the lowest form of trailer trash life. This guy would probably fit right in.

[asukafan133]

oh my good some one give me my fucking hachet cause it's about time i fuck him up WHOOP WHOOP

[NoLeftThumbs]

chris is the prime poster boy for juggalos worldwide

[NerdPartyPunk]

As a pyschopathic records fan and a high functioning autistic, this brings me shame

[xeralith]

Even juggalos feel ashamed of this.



[ffffuuful]

Throw this thing into the baboon pit.

[SerenaKaos]

your a fuckiin JUFFALO! 

[luigiofthefunk]

every_single_juggalo.wmv

[JohnMooreification]

Chris makes videos. Until someone dies. See? He's the world's first high-functioning autistic YouTuber!

[howdomagnetswerk]

Exactly how much must you fail if even the Juggalos don't want anything to do with you?

[Cutelilteen]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but this actually made me pity the real Juggalos.

[trufuknplaya]

the only verses chris knows is the "mass murder make me happy" and his voice always gets retarded every time he sings it

[MissShampoozle]

I hope he cokes on faygo X3X

[YakuzaJoe88]

Press 5 for a senior citizen robin williams speaking old tyme russian

[ReijiRomio]

What if you mass murder their juggalo family? I wonder.

[theRUSSIANjewFTW]

Juffallos

[Pedr6500]

Juggalos: making wiggers wear make-up scince 2001

[LordAndrew]

what the fuck is this

[Brenman999]

He's still going with the Sonichu thing on gang related activities!

[mordredt02]

Chris would probably trade his soul for 10 fans.

[angel4402]

@mordredt02 Chris has no soul.

[Jabbajak]

FUCKING AUTISTICS HOW DO THEY WORK!?

[Ben1987X]

@Jabbajak I knew it...I knew it...I wanted to type it..

[2scary4yu]

@Jabbajak Wonderous ways my friend wonderous ways, Some day I wish the next generation of human beings will ALL be autistic then we will be like little cute animals except for the fat hairy ones ^^ and we can live in a world of freedom and continue our daily lives in childish ways

[CrookedSmirk]

@2scary4yu That is a really, really stupid view of the world. Hell, your horrible grasp on reality rivals Chris'.

[2scary4yu]

@CrookedSmirk lol :D

[neosoontoretro]

@Jabbajak This comments received 30 likes really? You don't have to be a prick towards people who are autistics because of antics of Chris.

[onemoreturn]

@neosoontoretro

Are you offended?

[neosoontoretro]

@onemoreturn As someone who knows people who are autistic yes I'm offended.

[onemoreturn]

@neosoontoretro

I see. Don't worry, I can help you out. Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica, type in "offended", and slowly scroll to the bottom of the page. You will be cured.

[neosoontoretro]

@onemoreturn So I'm only allowed to be offended by appalling and grotesque images and not stupidly ignorant comments? I guess I'm not cured.

[Termiborger]

@neosoontoretro That has nothing to do with scorning autistics, it's a title of an ICP song. Yeah, I know, it sound offending, and I still wonder how the original title "Fucking Magnets how do they work" workeed it's way through screening, but believe me, he (very probably) holds no scorn against autistics.

[chriscutter3]

@Jabbajak As far away from CWC as possible...

I myself work at Sunoco. Y'know, making a real earning and living, not trying to make money on an "original" character who's just a poorly-fused mutation of two preexisting characters. And not living under my parents' roof. ;)

And somewhat related, I just got an idea. Let's get Chris to cosplay as a cell phone then bring him to Frisco Bay. Of course, we'd also have to convince him of "boyfriend-free girls" being there.