Squidward: I'm gonna go somewhere far away, somewhere far away from those 2. Watching Public Television on MY T.V.! PAH! They wouldn't know real culture even if it hit them with a truck full of Cement! *gets hit by truck full of cement* OOF! (gets turn to "The Thing")
Squidward: Not so fast that Krab is a food thief, he came into my house in the middle of the knight and stole all my sweets even my etc i'm calling the cops!
Krabs: Squidward wait please don't call them
Squidward: why shouldn't I
Krabs: because if you do i'll fire ya
Squidward: (diles)
Krabs: no no wait
Squidward: what! you'll give me your golden tooth!
Krabs: (gives squidward his golden tooth)
Spongebob: i didnt even know mr krabs had a golden tooth
Why, this krabby patty may be the most.... HORRIBLE, PUTRID, POORLY PREPARED, VILE, UNAPPETIZING, DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A SANDWICH, IT HAS EVER BEEN MY DISPLEASURE TO HAVE SLITHERED DOWN MY THROAT!
@sammybrownio Okay now this is just getting rediculous now. IT'S JUST A SHOW, STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT NOTHING!!!! And for the record the new spongebob isn't half bad. People just say it's bad because there hung up in the past and don't wanna move on, and they just wanna critisize something for nothing. All I'm saying is that old and new are both good.
@Ultimauser50 Dont wanna move on??? I didnt even watch spongebob till like last year!!! Any normal human being can see the old ones are better. And its NOT nothing to some people. I write cartoons and I'd kill myself before I let my characters be turned into utter trash like they did with spongebob. Yes trash. I know KIDS who could (and have) write funnier cartoons.
@masterradamantis *Pats head* Just because you don't have the imagination to come up with anything better than any old garbage they put on TV doesnt mean all of us don't :)
its not my wallet! your patrick star yep and this is your id yep and i found this id in this wallet so therefore it must be your wallet yep so take it its not my wallet
its not my wallet! your patrick star yep and this is your id yep and i found ithis id in this wallet so therefore it must be your wallet yep so take it its not my wallet
Spongebob: Well Mr.Krabs, do you wanna know what I think? AHHH RAGGA FLAGGA SMONNA NOTTA BAKKA MR.KRABS!!!! YAGGA HAGGA MURGGEN WALLET!!!!! SMITTY WIBBY SPED!!!! RIDD DITTY NITTY MR.KRAB'S WALLET!!!!!!! (walks away muttering under his breath)
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food. You make the food. Then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. What do you say?"
@computerzrul1997 Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, I've had enough of your nonsense! Now collect your things and move to the available desk in the back of the room!
@InsaneBuzzNeini he said "It's Squidward, silly." not No its Squidward. just to let u know. :) but thanks for quoting it! After Spongebob said We cant let get into town, Patrick said Poor Squidward..
hello sir, i noticed that you are struggling with that heavy package! would you like some CRUNCH OWWWWW!!! oops can i start over?! would you- CRUNCH oof better start again! wo- DOOH! Gahh you.. buter fingered pink thing! wats in that boxanyhow?!? my wallets. GAHHH!!!! noooo SPONGEBOB TICKLE HIM!
Squidward: Should I have the turkey legs or the chicken breast? Conch: Neither. Squidward: Oh.. Then what about the sausages? Conch: Nope. Squidward: Could I have something to eat? Conch. No. Squidward: Could I have something to eat? Conch:No. Squidward: (Angrily) Can't you say anything other than no?? Conch: Try asking again. Squidward: (Sighs) Could I have something to eat? Conch: No. Squidward: (groans in anger)
@sleeppymonkey No, no, no. You see, the new, idiotic writers made it so that Patrick tries to act smart, even though he's still an idiot. And often, now, they'll do that stupid shit where he says something unusually intelligent for someone like himself, and then when everyone is like, "Hey, Patrick! Who knew you weren't completely retarded enough to think that up?", he'll be like, "HERP DERP. WUT NAO?"
@rpimus1999 The new ones are probably still running because majority of the audience for Spongebob is children and children don't really know the old and the new.
Squidward's theme
Evanosaurus 2 weeks ago
"Squidward's Theme Song"
mixtahdamixtah 2 months ago
Squidward: Give me that! Stealing my mail eh? Youre lucky I dont report you to the authorities.
SB: Hey squidward, how do people in that magazine get all that stuff?
Squidward: there auntrapenuers, they sell stuff.
SB: what kind of things?
Squidward: (0:12) How should I know, things people wanna buy!
HAHAHA!! been looking for this song! thank you for uploading it!
Linkfan07 3 months ago in playlist brittneys music 2 3
SB: Are you squidward?
Not-Squidward: No.
SB: Are YOU squidward?
Not- Squidward: No.
Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: ........
Patrick: Thats okay take your time.
FreddySpeedyPants 3 months ago
Squidward: I'm gonna go somewhere far away, somewhere far away from those 2. Watching Public Television on MY T.V.! PAH! They wouldn't know real culture even if it hit them with a truck full of Cement! *gets hit by truck full of cement* OOF! (gets turn to "The Thing")
zakhaev13 4 months ago
NOW THEY HAVE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEAROWNAGE 4 months ago
@FEAROWNAGE What do you mean this is on advertisements?? Which ones???
TheLUGIA64 4 months ago
00:12=the employee elevator
spiderchan9 5 months ago
Squidward: Not so fast that Krab is a food thief, he came into my house in the middle of the knight and stole all my sweets even my etc i'm calling the cops!
Krabs: Squidward wait please don't call them
Squidward: why shouldn't I
Krabs: because if you do i'll fire ya
Squidward: (diles)
Krabs: no no wait
Squidward: what! you'll give me your golden tooth!
Krabs: (gives squidward his golden tooth)
Spongebob: i didnt even know mr krabs had a golden tooth
Squidward: neither did I (leaves)
zakhaev13 5 months ago
spongebob:Another jellyfish! ?
Patrick: It's Squidward, silly! : D
SpongeBob: He looks kind of creepy looking when he moves. : S
Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob. : |
(patrick erase doodle-squidward)
patrick: poor squidward : (
stars004 5 months ago 6
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My Fav Song On SpongeBob...IDK Y Tho :] but it ends at 0:21
YoungLewisBeatz 6 months ago
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YoungLewisBeatz 6 months ago
Patrick, to a rock: "Are you Squidward?"
...
"Are you Squidward now?"
"Don't worry, take your time."
DellDuckfan313 6 months ago 5
@DellDuckfan313 Lol it's actually a fire hydrant, but either way it's still hilarious
LSA2013 4 months ago
DOES THIS LOOK UNSURE TO YOU? ]:-(
Tropius003 6 months ago 6
Reminds me of Tom and Jerry aswell.
T0M50N 6 months ago 4
I'VE HEAR BETTER COMEBACKS FROM A TURKEY SANDWICH. GET A LIFE.
Madskillz434 6 months ago
Why, this krabby patty may be the most.... HORRIBLE, PUTRID, POORLY PREPARED, VILE, UNAPPETIZING, DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A SANDWICH, IT HAS EVER BEEN MY DISPLEASURE TO HAVE SLITHERED DOWN MY THROAT!
RAVAGE656 7 months ago 8
0:15
CUE THE END OF DRAMATIC CUE D
RainbowShrimpy 7 months ago
I hear you're playing the cash register now.
SilverEspeon26 7 months ago
Woody (From "Toy Story 1"): SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP YOU LITTLE DANG TOY!
NOTE: YOU ARE A TOY!
masterbrianstone 7 months ago
Skips (Regular Show): YEAH! we had a long movie night a-night-long-time-ago
masterbrianstone 7 months ago
OK Squidward: Uh - oh.
masterbrianstone 7 months ago
For some reason I always start laughing when this song starts ;p
Meow4evr 7 months ago
@Meow4evr LoL cause usually Squidward gets weird xD
Sebizzar 7 months ago
It sounds like "Peter And The Wolf!"
jacobzeier 8 months ago
Spongebob: Well, Mr. Krabs. You wanna know what I think?
AAAAAAH, RIGGA-SMIGGA-BRIGGA-BRIGGA, SMALENALA, MR. KRABS!
YAGGA-AGGA MERGGIN WALLET! ZIVVY-VIVVY SPAET!
RIVING-LIVING-DIVVA-SHIVVA MR. KRABS' WALLET!!!!
[walking away, muttering angrily]
Mrs. Puff: [Grabs her dictionary looks up Spongebob's words and blushes]
I didn't know Spongebob had such a colorful vocabulary.
tpirman1982 8 months ago 5
@tpirman1982 That's all 13 Patrick! We're gonna tell your Mom tpirman1982!
ThroughRock 8 months ago
RIP old spongebob :'( </3
sammybrownio 9 months ago 7
@sammybrownio wtf do u mean this song wasnt in old spongebob
hinata750 9 months ago
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sammybrownio 9 months ago
@sammybrownio Okay now this is just getting rediculous now. IT'S JUST A SHOW, STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT NOTHING!!!! And for the record the new spongebob isn't half bad. People just say it's bad because there hung up in the past and don't wanna move on, and they just wanna critisize something for nothing. All I'm saying is that old and new are both good.
Ultimauser50 8 months ago
@Ultimauser50 Dont wanna move on??? I didnt even watch spongebob till like last year!!! Any normal human being can see the old ones are better. And its NOT nothing to some people. I write cartoons and I'd kill myself before I let my characters be turned into utter trash like they did with spongebob. Yes trash. I know KIDS who could (and have) write funnier cartoons.
sammybrownio 8 months ago 2
@sammybrownio OH BOO HOO
masterradamantis 8 months ago
@masterradamantis *Pats head* Just because you don't have the imagination to come up with anything better than any old garbage they put on TV doesnt mean all of us don't :)
sammybrownio 8 months ago
Now we know where Spongebob's doodle is located.
Gravelrally1 9 months ago in playlist SpongeBob SquarePants Soundtrack: The Music of APM and More
This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator!
ComJacker 9 months ago
One Week Later...
theoryir4studios 10 months ago
*Gasp* Squidward! That's cheating! It wasn't your turn!
supereggy5 10 months ago
@supereggy5 CHEATING! ITS A JIGSAW PUZZLE!
Legobeestify 9 months ago
Everyone knows this theme as a "casule idiot moment".
couchpatatoo 10 months ago
"Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of *ibuprofen*."
GreatMewtwo 10 months ago
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Squidward: I heard they're having an opening at a brain seminar, don't be late!
Other Squidward: I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich, GET A LIFE!
Squidward: *squint-glare*... This place is great!
DeathbeastGregar 10 months ago
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its not my wallet! your patrick star yep and this is your id yep and i found this id in this wallet so therefore it must be your wallet yep so take it its not my wallet
BakuganNewMoon34 10 months ago
its not my wallet! your patrick star yep and this is your id yep and i found ithis id in this wallet so therefore it must be your wallet yep so take it its not my wallet
BakuganNewMoon34 10 months ago
Spongebob: Well Mr.Krabs, do you wanna know what I think? AHHH RAGGA FLAGGA SMONA NOTA BKKA MR.KRABS!!!!!! YAGGA HAGGA MURGEN WALLET!!!!! SMITTY WIBBY SPID!!!! RID DITTY NITTY MR.KRABS' WALLET!!!!!!! *walks away mumbling*
Mrs. Puff: *takes out dictionary, blushes* Oh! I had no idea that Spongebob had such a "colorful" vocabulary!
thenewrelatables 10 months ago 5
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thenewrelatables 10 months ago
Mr. Krabs: Need some change?
Squidward: No...
Mr. Krabs: Well, why not?
Squidward *quietly*: Because i'm all out of...*Bursting into rage* MONEY!!!!!!!!!!
thenewrelatables 10 months ago
"Stealing my mail eh?"
VolOpt2 10 months ago
ALL RIGHT FINE! BUT DON"T YOU SAD CLOWNS COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOUR CIRCUS TENT COMES CRASHING DOWN!
allthingsdestructive 10 months ago
Spongebob: SQUIDWARD! AT LAST, WE'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU! *hugs guy who just happens to be wearing Squidward's type of shirt, but also has a mustache*
Not-Squidward: GET OFFA ME! I'M NOT SQUIDWARD!!!
*beat*
Patrick: Are you Squidward now?
Caruiru 10 months ago 79
@Caruiru I'm Nazi Squidward! (Sorry I got that off of a YTP.) lolz!
stevarino1989 10 months ago
@Caruiru Parick- Are you Sqwidward?
-stares a firehydrant-
Patrick- That's okay take your time.
gtaclevelandcity 8 months ago 7
excuse me sir, but I do believe that you have dropped your wallet
dcl009109 11 months ago
isn't this song in a christmas story?
MissVintage45 11 months ago
THIS SONG WAS LAST HEARD IN BURRIED IN TIME
lsugirl123 11 months ago
Squidward: What are you doing in my house?!?!?
Patrick: We're looking for something to do...
Squidward: GET OUT!!!
Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that one....
mastermario300 11 months ago 2
A little tea with a spot of lemon...
*squirts himself in the eye*
EdgeofDashingness 11 months ago
just makes me wanna smile
blackiechan52 11 months ago
I love the first seconds
Disconnectx 11 months ago
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fweepers 1 year ago
Spongebob: Well Mr.Krabs, do you wanna know what I think? AHHH RAGGA FLAGGA SMONNA NOTTA BAKKA MR.KRABS!!!! YAGGA HAGGA MURGGEN WALLET!!!!! SMITTY WIBBY SPED!!!! RIDD DITTY NITTY MR.KRAB'S WALLET!!!!!!! (walks away muttering under his breath)
Mr: Krabs: D8
SithArbiter1157 1 year ago
This town needs to be destroyed!!! Or atleast painted a different color
marcalu 1 year ago
That thing is down right puny!
Deathsquad49 1 year ago
SB: Patrick is trying to figure out where the last peice of the puzzle goes.
SW: IT'S THE LAST FUCKING PEICE OF THE LAST FUCKING PUZZLE!!!
Me: ROFL
SW: *Puts peice in place*
SB: *Gasps* Squidward, THAT'S CHEATING!
SW: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT CHEATING!!!???!!!
Me: LAMO
The most hallarious DECENT line in the new sponge bob! I added the f-word.
MovieMonster9 1 year ago 20
Finally, I've been searching for this song for years!
CallOfBrawl 1 year ago
What are those neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?
RAVAGE656 1 year ago
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food. You make the food. Then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. What do you say?"
SpyrotheDragonBoy200 1 year ago 3
u know when the bubbles came out of his house in Bubblestand? well the music playing in a low clarinet was his old theme.
theluigifan1 1 year ago
*Squidward answers phone*
Squidward: 304 New Life street, Squidward speaking!
*gibberish*
Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob! I am finally among my own kind.
*gibberish*
Squidward: Now goodbye!
*Sponge and Pat talk Gibberish to each other*
italianman1992 1 year ago 5
how about the song that usaully plays when patricks around
TheLegoman103 1 year ago
I always think of that part of The Idiot Box where Squidward thinks SB and Patrick are mocking him by playing tape-recorded sounds.
"Laugh at me, will they?"
pigeongirl 1 year ago
Patrick:are you squidward?
Tentacle acres resident: no!
Partrick:are you squidward now?
Blackops12396 1 year ago
@Blackops12396 Are you Squidward?.....that's OK, take your time.
KrazyScruffy9001 1 year ago
Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
AguFungus 1 year ago
i like amost all spongebob and i don't care about what anybodoy says
cooldudeteam 1 year ago
I CURSE THIS KRABBY PATTY AND ALL WHO ENJOY THEM TO TO AN EARLY AND WELL-DESERVED GRAVE!!!!
MrCrazyToad 1 year ago 2
*in a snotty, rude voice* May I have Something to eat??
-Nooo
PsychoFreaks4ever 1 year ago
He's hiiiiiigh :D haha
mas95666 1 year ago
*Insert comment here, about inserting a comment here about the show when the song plays in order to get thumbs up, in order to get thumbs up*
WizardOnABike 1 year ago 3
Squidward's theme!
b67717 1 year ago
SPONGE BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
123456789tahj 1 year ago
squidwars theme
123456789tahj 1 year ago
SB: You know what I think Mr. Krabs?
SB: *curses in gibberish* Mr. Krabs *curses* Mr. Krabs Wallet!
*storms to hi Pineapple House*
xD
AirknightTails 1 year ago 4
squidward: here's how things work, i order the food, you cook the food then the customer gets the food. we do that for 40 yearsand then we die!
lol thats one of my favorite squidward lines!
dfranthony 1 year ago 5
This kind of sounds a little bit like "Tomfoolery" if you think about it.
TheCyberGator3000 1 year ago 3
Spongebob: "So that's two things that won't, work."
Squidward: "Then go fix it."
Spongebob: That's two things that WON'T WORK!!
MrCrabification 1 year ago
@MrCrabification Actually, that was 'Lonely Hearts Club.' :)
TheRandomDamsel 1 year ago
Definitely Squidward's theme!
b67717 1 year ago
At first I was wondering why they named it this lol
then after hearing it so clearly (instead of talk over it) I realised it's a perfect name
snsninja 1 year ago
AKA Squidward's theme.
Pacman9091 1 year ago 143
take the employee elevator! >=(
6howardphillies 1 year ago
Are you squidward? It's ok take your time
Brinkley26 1 year ago
Squidward! We finally found you!
Get off me! I'm not Squidward!
Are you Squidward now?
sheepbomb100 1 year ago
"Big fat meanie?!" Pat, you can't do that! She's the teacher!!
CrazyMario5 1 year ago 2
@CrazyMario5 What about the teacher?
AAAHHHHH!!!!
Oh! As if I really looked like this!
computerzrul1997 1 year ago
@computerzrul1997
"Spongebob, you know the punishment for TWO classroom disruptions!"
CrazyMario5 1 year ago
@CrazyMario5 No!
computerzrul1997 1 year ago
@computerzrul1997 *Begins scraping star off*
CrazyMario5 1 year ago
@CrazyMario5 NO-HO-HO!!!
*bounces up and down in seat*
*bangs head on desk*
*spinning head around* No, no, no, no, no!!!!
*star comes off*
SpongeBob: *faints*
Patrick: Mrs. Puff, is it naptime?
computerzrul1997 1 year ago
@computerzrul1997 Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, I've had enough of your nonsense! Now collect your things and move to the available desk in the back of the room!
CrazyMario5 1 year ago
@CrazyMario5 Me? But why?
computerzrul1997 1 year ago
@computerzrul1997 Because the big fat meanie said so. Now, go!
CrazyMario5 1 year ago
@CrazyMario5 SpongeBob: Thanks a lot, Patrick!
Patrick: Sure thing, buddy!
computerzrul1997 1 year ago
@computerzrul1997 Spongebob: Well, i guess I could be a good noodle from back here...
CrazyMario5 1 year ago
Sounds like something you'd hear in a really old disney movie or on ren and stimpy. lol
BrainDeadIntellect 1 year ago
@BrainDeadIntellect Tower of Terror
thomasrosiefan1 1 year ago
I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser you sits and cries!
TheUnluckyTug1 1 year ago
Hey look, another jellyfish!
No, it's Squidward!
Ew, It's kinda creepy looking when it moves.
You're right.
We can't let it get into town!
InsaneBuzzNeini 1 year ago
@InsaneBuzzNeini he said "It's Squidward, silly." not No its Squidward. just to let u know. :) but thanks for quoting it! After Spongebob said We cant let get into town, Patrick said Poor Squidward..
theluigifan1 1 year ago
Mr. Krabs: This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator!
Squidward: *drags bags to employee elevator*
*elevator opens, revealing there's a staircase*
*dramatic cue (don't know what it's called)*
computerzrul1997 1 year ago
Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
SpongeBob: It’s “pants on fire”, Patrick.
Rankin2001 1 year ago
I have a suggestion!!
The song that goes boop boop bop, boop boop bop
dammitpeterZE 1 year ago
@dammitpeterZE No man. it's bee boo bee bop boo bop.
VGLuigi9001 1 year ago
@VGLuigi9001 beep????? BOO BOO BOP!!!! D:<
bladewolf39 1 year ago
I've heard better comebacks from a TURKEY SANDWICH. Get a life!
italianman1992 1 year ago
What's in these bags rocks?? Rocks fall out of the suitcase. Rocks! Patrick, why are your bags filled with rocks
Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life.
playstationskate345 1 year ago 31
This plays whenever someone gets annoyed.
I mean, come on! 0:12
Mrules4ever 1 year ago
hello sir, i noticed that you are struggling with that heavy package! would you like some CRUNCH OWWWWW!!! oops can i start over?! would you- CRUNCH oof better start again! wo- DOOH! Gahh you.. buter fingered pink thing! wats in that boxanyhow?!? my wallets. GAHHH!!!! noooo SPONGEBOB TICKLE HIM!
Zukaran 1 year ago
this music sounds Smiler to that one song on Spongebob with the Jazzy clarinet
brodiger 1 year ago
"LIER, LIER, PLANTS FOR HIRE"
"It's pants for hire, Patrick."
sonicfan966 1 year ago 3
@sonicfan966 You would know...liar.
heresthadude1080 1 year ago
Squidward: (Sees house covered in gum) WHAT THE-?! Just forget it Squidward, let it go, don't get involved.
(ends up getting stuck)
Squidward: of course...
DramaMaster004 1 year ago
"You ate my only food! NOW I'M GONNA STARVE!"
mizkex 1 year ago
THE BU BU BU
THE BU BU BU
avojaifnot 1 year ago
snowball fights are for imatuer children, and i will not stoop to your level
if you two wanna knock each others brains out kindly leave me out
djaysmaster50 1 year ago
@djaysmaster50 come on spongebob, let's go knock each other's brains out!
separatistfan23 1 year ago
@separatistfan23 Im ready =D
djaysmaster50 1 year ago
"Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here."
platinumglitchmint 1 year ago 4
this would be a good theme for swiper on dora the explorer.
mdw902 1 year ago
Mr. Krabs: (listening from the kitchen) Listen, he ate it! (both look out from the kitchen window) Oh, look at him choke! (both laugh)
mdw902 1 year ago
Mr. Krabs: (listening from the kitchen) Listen, he ate it! (both look out from the kitchen window) Oh, look at him choke! (both laugh)
mdw902 1 year ago
isthis used for ren and stimpy?
mdw902 1 year ago
@mdw902 it was i c that show ever now and then and i hear it in it
jbehnke96 1 year ago
@jbehnke96 what episode? what scene in camp lazlo?
mdw902 1 year ago
@mdw902 srry it wasnt camp lazlo i saw it in ren and stimpy i dont think it wan in camp lazlo
jbehnke96 1 year ago
@jbehnke96 what episode of ren and stimpy is it used when ren gets mad or what?
mdw902 1 year ago
which character on invader zim is the best for squidward?
mdw902 1 year ago
This is the song used for Plankton. I heard this on this episode:
Goo Goo Gas This is when it is used:
This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!
mdw902 1 year ago
This seems to be squidward's theme
Ricinator0 1 year ago
@Ricinator0 it is played for squidward and other characters.
Is this used in Camp Lazlo?
mdw902 1 year ago
@mdw902 IDK I never watched camp lazlo
Ricinator0 1 year ago
@Ricinator0 sometimes it is used for plankton
mdw902 1 year ago
this is one of my favorites,its used in the perfect moments!
jjaster20 1 year ago
I argee with you this is Squidwards them
Elijapayn 1 year ago
Squidward: I don't plan to stoup down to your level, if you want to smack each other's brains out... leave me out of it.
*walks in door*
Spongebob: C'mon Patrick! let's go knock each other's Brains out!
Suidward's thoughts: Now this might be something I want to actully see!
13gamerbullet 1 year ago
MegaShot4 1 year ago 42
@MegaShot4 I suggest he could try saying.....you know.....the word.....PLEASE!!!!!
misterjack97 1 year ago
@misterjack97 he said the p word. Peanuts? no, please. oh.
vanpurple09 1 year ago
@MegaShot4 Squidward are you ok? ... Maybe we should ask the shell if he's ok.
Piolet231 1 year ago
What are those neanderthals up to? Can't they see I'm busy spoiling myself?
hasfarr 1 year ago
dun dun @ the end makes me want to do that lol
jbehnke96 1 year ago
its only bc of the new director and show writter... =( sad face
xlistenerx 2 years ago 2
@Poliwhirl42: I know seriously! The new ones are lame and stupid. The older ones wre much funnier.
rpimus1999 2 years ago 25
@rpimus1999 They are still fun to watch though.
demonnogo 1 year ago
@rpimus1999 in the new ones hes just stupid and patrick is acts extra stupid
sleeppymonkey 1 year ago
@sleeppymonkey No, no, no. You see, the new, idiotic writers made it so that Patrick tries to act smart, even though he's still an idiot. And often, now, they'll do that stupid shit where he says something unusually intelligent for someone like himself, and then when everyone is like, "Hey, Patrick! Who knew you weren't completely retarded enough to think that up?", he'll be like, "HERP DERP. WUT NAO?"
shotputshanaquanisha 1 year ago
@shotputshanaquanisha Yeah that's kind of not very good. *cough*
Gonnakillyou 1 year ago
@rpimus1999 AMEN, Brother Poliwhirl42!
Hyman74Roth 1 year ago
@rpimus1999 My reaction to fear of a krabby patty :FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
scriminamp 1 year ago
@rpimus1999 i agree 100% the new episodes are stupid! he acts like hes retarded
SuperComputerlab 1 year ago
@rpimus1999 The new ones are probably still running because majority of the audience for Spongebob is children and children don't really know the old and the new.
demonnogo 1 year ago
Im not Squidward!
Are you squidward now?
EckoNike1 2 years ago 3
Squidward Tennisballs... I mean Tentacles' theme.
kevintheartist 2 years ago 11
"At least I'm safe inside my mind..."
KikiUchiha 2 years ago 7
@KikiUchiha
"At least I'm safe inside MY mind...aaaahhhh!"
Radculas 1 year ago
@KikiUchiha The music played in that scene was "Furtive Footsteps". Nice try though LOL
ToyStoryVids11496 1 year ago
I always used to laugh at that part at 0:12! I still do lol...
Poliwhirl42 2 years ago 3
i never paid attention to background music XD
vanillaluvvx 2 years ago 3
♪ Mary-had-a-little-lambs-whose-fur-was-white-as...
PICKLED FISH LIPS!♫
neoparshath 2 years ago 6