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  • Squidward's theme

  • "Squidward's Theme Song"

  • Squidward: Give me that! Stealing my mail eh? Youre lucky I dont report you to the authorities.

    SB: Hey squidward, how do people in that magazine get all that stuff?

    Squidward: there auntrapenuers, they sell stuff.

    SB: what kind of things?

    Squidward: (0:12) How should I know, things people wanna buy!

    HAHAHA!! been looking for this song! thank you for uploading it!

  • SB: Are you squidward?

    Not-Squidward: No.

    SB: Are YOU squidward?

    Not- Squidward: No.

    Patrick: Are you Squidward?

    Fire Hydrant: ........

    Patrick: Thats okay take your time.

  • Squidward: I'm gonna go somewhere far away, somewhere far away from those 2. Watching Public Television on MY T.V.! PAH! They wouldn't know real culture even if it hit them with a truck full of Cement! *gets hit by truck full of cement* OOF! (gets turn to "The Thing")

  • NOW THEY HAVE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @FEAROWNAGE What do you mean this is on advertisements?? Which ones???

  • 00:12=the employee elevator

  • Squidward: Not so fast that Krab is a food thief, he came into my house in the middle of the knight and stole all my sweets even my etc i'm calling the cops!

    Krabs: Squidward wait please don't call them

    Squidward: why shouldn't I

    Krabs: because if you do i'll fire ya

    Squidward: (diles)

    Krabs: no no wait

    Squidward: what! you'll give me your golden tooth!

    Krabs: (gives squidward his golden tooth)

    Spongebob: i didnt even know mr krabs had a golden tooth

    Squidward: neither did I (leaves)

  • spongebob:Another jellyfish! ?

    Patrick: It's Squidward, silly! : D

    SpongeBob: He looks kind of creepy looking when he moves. : S

    Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob. : |

    (patrick erase doodle-squidward)

    patrick: poor squidward : (

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  • Patrick, to a rock: "Are you Squidward?"

    ...

    "Are you Squidward now?"

    "Don't worry, take your time."

  • @DellDuckfan313 Lol it's actually a fire hydrant, but either way it's still hilarious

  • DOES THIS LOOK UNSURE TO YOU? ]:-(

  • Reminds me of Tom and Jerry aswell.

  • I'VE HEAR BETTER COMEBACKS FROM A TURKEY SANDWICH. GET A LIFE.

  • Why, this krabby patty may be the most.... HORRIBLE, PUTRID, POORLY PREPARED, VILE, UNAPPETIZING, DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A SANDWICH, IT HAS EVER BEEN MY DISPLEASURE TO HAVE SLITHERED DOWN MY THROAT!

  • 0:15

    CUE THE END OF DRAMATIC CUE D

  • I hear you're playing the cash register now.

  • Woody (From "Toy Story 1"): SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP YOU LITTLE DANG TOY!

    NOTE: YOU ARE A TOY!

  • Skips (Regular Show): YEAH! we had a long movie night a-night-long-time-ago

  • OK Squidward: Uh - oh.

  • For some reason I always start laughing when this song starts ;p

  • @Meow4evr LoL cause usually Squidward gets weird xD

  • It sounds like "Peter And The Wolf!"

  • Spongebob: Well, Mr. Krabs. You wanna know what I think?

    AAAAAAH, RIGGA-SMIGGA-BRIGGA-BRIGGA, SMALENALA, MR. KRABS!

    YAGGA-AGGA MERGGIN WALLET! ZIVVY-VIVVY SPAET!

    RIVING-LIVING-DIVVA-SHIVVA MR. KRABS' WALLET!!!!

    [walking away, muttering angrily]

    Mrs. Puff: [Grabs her dictionary looks up Spongebob's words and blushes]

    I didn't know Spongebob had such a colorful vocabulary.

  • @tpirman1982 That's all 13 Patrick! We're gonna tell your Mom tpirman1982!

  • RIP old spongebob :'( </3

  • @sammybrownio wtf do u mean this song wasnt in old spongebob

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  • @sammybrownio Okay now this is just getting rediculous now. IT'S JUST A SHOW, STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT NOTHING!!!! And for the record the new spongebob isn't half bad. People just say it's bad because there hung up in the past and don't wanna move on, and they just wanna critisize something for nothing. All I'm saying is that old and new are both good.

  • @Ultimauser50 Dont wanna move on??? I didnt even watch spongebob till like last year!!! Any normal human being can see the old ones are better. And its NOT nothing to some people. I write cartoons and I'd kill myself before I let my characters be turned into utter trash like they did with spongebob. Yes trash. I know KIDS who could (and have) write funnier cartoons.

  • @sammybrownio OH BOO HOO

  • @masterradamantis *Pats head* Just because you don't have the imagination to come up with anything better than any old garbage they put on TV doesnt mean all of us don't :)

  • Now we know where Spongebob's doodle is located.

  • This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator!

  • One Week Later...

  • *Gasp* Squidward! That's cheating! It wasn't your turn!

  • @supereggy5 CHEATING! ITS A JIGSAW PUZZLE!

  • Everyone knows this theme as a "casule idiot moment".

  • "Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of *ibuprofen*."

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  • its not my wallet! your patrick star yep and this is your id yep and i found ithis id in this wallet so therefore it must be your wallet yep so take it its not my wallet

  • Spongebob: Well Mr.Krabs, do you wanna know what I think? AHHH RAGGA FLAGGA SMONA NOTA BKKA MR.KRABS!!!!!! YAGGA HAGGA MURGEN WALLET!!!!! SMITTY WIBBY SPID!!!! RID DITTY NITTY MR.KRABS' WALLET!!!!!!! *walks away mumbling*

    Mrs. Puff: *takes out dictionary, blushes* Oh! I had no idea that Spongebob had such a "colorful" vocabulary!

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  • Mr. Krabs: Need some change?

    Squidward: No...

    Mr. Krabs: Well, why not?

    Squidward *quietly*: Because i'm all out of...*Bursting into rage* MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Stealing my mail eh?"

  • ALL RIGHT FINE! BUT DON"T YOU SAD CLOWNS COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOUR CIRCUS TENT COMES CRASHING DOWN!

  • Spongebob: SQUIDWARD! AT LAST, WE'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU! *hugs guy who just happens to be wearing Squidward's type of shirt, but also has a mustache*

    Not-Squidward: GET OFFA ME! I'M NOT SQUIDWARD!!!

    *beat*

    Patrick: Are you Squidward now?

  • @Caruiru I'm Nazi Squidward! (Sorry I got that off of a YTP.) lolz!

  • @Caruiru Parick- Are you Sqwidward?

    -stares a firehydrant-

    Patrick- That's okay take your time.

  • excuse me sir, but I do believe that you have dropped your wallet

  • isn't this song in a christmas story?

  • THIS SONG WAS LAST HEARD IN BURRIED IN TIME

  • Squidward: What are you doing in my house?!?!?

    Patrick: We're looking for something to do...

    Squidward: GET OUT!!!

    Patrick: Yeah, we thought of that one....

  • A little tea with a spot of lemon...

    *squirts himself in the eye*

  • just makes me wanna smile

  • I love the first seconds

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  • Spongebob: Well Mr.Krabs, do you wanna know what I think? AHHH RAGGA FLAGGA SMONNA NOTTA BAKKA MR.KRABS!!!! YAGGA HAGGA MURGGEN WALLET!!!!! SMITTY WIBBY SPED!!!! RIDD DITTY NITTY MR.KRAB'S WALLET!!!!!!! (walks away muttering under his breath)

    Mr: Krabs: D8

  • This town needs to be destroyed!!! Or atleast painted a different color

  • That thing is down right puny! 

  • SB: Patrick is trying to figure out where the last peice of the puzzle goes.

    SW: IT'S THE LAST FUCKING PEICE OF THE LAST FUCKING PUZZLE!!!

    Me: ROFL

    SW: *Puts peice in place*

    SB: *Gasps* Squidward, THAT'S CHEATING!

    SW: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT CHEATING!!!???!!!

    Me: LAMO

    The most hallarious DECENT line in the new sponge bob! I added the f-word.

  • Finally, I've been searching for this song for years!

  • What are those neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?

  • "In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food. You make the food. Then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. What do you say?"

  • u know when the bubbles came out of his house in Bubblestand? well the music playing in a low clarinet was his old theme.

  • *Squidward answers phone*

    Squidward: 304 New Life street, Squidward speaking!

    *gibberish*

    Squidward: There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob! I am finally among my own kind.

    *gibberish*

    Squidward: Now goodbye!

    *Sponge and Pat talk Gibberish to each other*

  • how about the song that usaully plays when patricks around

  • I always think of that part of The Idiot Box where Squidward thinks SB and Patrick are mocking him by playing tape-recorded sounds.

    "Laugh at me, will they?"

  • Patrick:are you squidward?

    Tentacle acres resident: no!

    Partrick:are you squidward now?

  • @Blackops12396 Are you Squidward?.....that's OK, take your time.

  • Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

  • i like amost all spongebob and i don't care about what anybodoy says

  • I CURSE THIS KRABBY PATTY AND ALL WHO ENJOY THEM TO TO AN EARLY AND WELL-DESERVED GRAVE!!!!

  • *in a snotty, rude voice* May I have Something to eat??

    -Nooo

    

  • He's hiiiiiigh :D haha

  • *Insert comment here, about inserting a comment here about the show when the song plays in order to get thumbs up, in order to get thumbs up*

  • Squidward's theme!

  • SPONGE BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BBB

  • squidwars theme

  • SB: You know what I think Mr. Krabs?

    SB: *curses in gibberish* Mr. Krabs *curses* Mr. Krabs Wallet!

    *storms to hi Pineapple House*

    xD

  • squidward: here's how things work, i order the food, you cook the food then the customer gets the food. we do that for 40 yearsand then we die!

    lol thats one of my favorite squidward lines!

  • This kind of sounds a little bit like "Tomfoolery" if you think about it.

  • Spongebob: "So that's two things that won't, work."

    Squidward: "Then go fix it."

    Spongebob: That's two things that WON'T WORK!!

  • @MrCrabification Actually, that was 'Lonely Hearts Club.' :)

  • Definitely Squidward's theme!

  • At first I was wondering why they named it this lol

    then after hearing it so clearly (instead of talk over it) I realised it's a perfect name

  • AKA Squidward's theme.

  • take the employee elevator! >=(

  • Are you squidward? It's ok take your time

  • Squidward! We finally found you!

    Get off me! I'm not Squidward!

    Are you Squidward now?

  • "Big fat meanie?!" Pat, you can't do that! She's the teacher!!

  • @CrazyMario5 What about the teacher?

    AAAHHHHH!!!!

    Oh! As if I really looked like this!

  • @computerzrul1997

    "Spongebob, you know the punishment for TWO classroom disruptions!"

  • @CrazyMario5 No!

  • @computerzrul1997 *Begins scraping star off*

  • @CrazyMario5 NO-HO-HO!!!

    *bounces up and down in seat*

    *bangs head on desk*

    *spinning head around* No, no, no, no, no!!!!

    *star comes off*

    SpongeBob: *faints*

    Patrick: Mrs. Puff, is it naptime?

  • @computerzrul1997 Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, I've had enough of your nonsense! Now collect your things and move to the available desk in the back of the room!

  • @CrazyMario5 Me? But why?

  • @computerzrul1997 Because the big fat meanie said so. Now, go!

  • @CrazyMario5 SpongeBob: Thanks a lot, Patrick!

    Patrick: Sure thing, buddy!

  • @computerzrul1997 Spongebob: Well, i guess I could be a good noodle from back here...

  • Sounds like something you'd hear in a really old disney movie or on ren and stimpy. lol

  • @BrainDeadIntellect Tower of Terror

  • I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser you sits and cries!

  • Hey look, another jellyfish!

    No, it's Squidward!

    Ew, It's kinda creepy looking when it moves.

    You're right.

    We can't let it get into town!

  • @InsaneBuzzNeini he said "It's Squidward, silly." not No its Squidward. just to let u know. :) but thanks for quoting it! After Spongebob said We cant let get into town, Patrick said Poor Squidward..

  • Mr. Krabs: This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator!

    Squidward: *drags bags to employee elevator*

    *elevator opens, revealing there's a staircase*

    *dramatic cue (don't know what it's called)*

  • Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.

    SpongeBob: It’s “pants on fire”, Patrick.

  • I have a suggestion!!

    The song that goes boop boop bop, boop boop bop

  • @dammitpeterZE No man. it's bee boo bee bop boo bop.

  • @VGLuigi9001 beep????? BOO BOO BOP!!!! D:<

  • I've heard better comebacks from a TURKEY SANDWICH. Get a life!

  • What's in these bags rocks?? Rocks fall out of the suitcase. Rocks! Patrick, why are your bags filled with rocks

    Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life.

  • This plays whenever someone gets annoyed.

    I mean, come on! 0:12

  • hello sir, i noticed that you are struggling with that heavy package! would you like some CRUNCH OWWWWW!!! oops can i start over?! would you- CRUNCH oof better start again! wo- DOOH! Gahh you.. buter fingered pink thing! wats in that boxanyhow?!? my wallets. GAHHH!!!! noooo SPONGEBOB TICKLE HIM!

  • this music sounds Smiler to that one song on Spongebob with the Jazzy clarinet

  • "LIER, LIER, PLANTS FOR HIRE"

    "It's pants for hire, Patrick."

  • @sonicfan966 You would know...liar.

  • Squidward: (Sees house covered in gum) WHAT THE-?! Just forget it Squidward, let it go, don't get involved.

    (ends up getting stuck)

    Squidward: of course...

  • "You ate my only food! NOW I'M GONNA STARVE!"

  • THE BU BU BU

    THE BU BU BU

  • snowball fights are for imatuer children, and i will not stoop to your level

    if you two wanna knock each others brains out kindly leave me out

  • @djaysmaster50 come on spongebob, let's go knock each other's brains out!

  • @separatistfan23 Im ready =D

  • "Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy Spongebob not being here."

  • this would be a good theme for swiper on dora the explorer.

  • Mr. Krabs: (listening from the kitchen) Listen, he ate it! (both look out from the kitchen window) Oh, look at him choke! (both laugh)

  • Mr. Krabs: (listening from the kitchen) Listen, he ate it! (both look out from the kitchen window) Oh, look at him choke! (both laugh)

  • isthis used for ren and stimpy?

  • @mdw902 it was i c that show ever now and then and i hear it in it

  • @jbehnke96 what episode? what scene in camp lazlo?

  • @mdw902 srry it wasnt camp lazlo i saw it in ren and stimpy i dont think it wan in camp lazlo

  • @jbehnke96 what episode of ren and stimpy is it used when ren gets mad or what?

  • which character on invader zim is the best for squidward?

  • This is the song used for Plankton. I heard this on this episode:

    Goo Goo Gas This is when it is used:

    This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!

  • This seems to be squidward's theme

  • @Ricinator0 it is played for squidward and other characters.

    Is this used in Camp Lazlo?

  • @mdw902 IDK I never watched camp lazlo

  • @Ricinator0 sometimes it is used for plankton

  • this is one of my favorites,its used in the perfect moments!

  • I argee with you this is Squidwards them

  • Squidward: I don't plan to stoup down to your level, if you want to smack each other's brains out... leave me out of it.

    *walks in door*

    Spongebob: C'mon Patrick! let's go knock each other's Brains out!

    Suidward's thoughts: Now this might be something I want to actully see!

  • Squidward: Should I have the turkey legs or the chicken breast? Conch: Neither. Squidward: Oh.. Then what about the sausages? Conch: Nope. Squidward: Could I have something to eat? Conch. No. Squidward: Could I have something to eat? Conch:No. Squidward: (Angrily) Can't you say anything other than no?? Conch: Try asking again. Squidward: (Sighs) Could I have something to eat? Conch: No. Squidward: (groans in anger)
  • @MegaShot4 I suggest he could try saying.....you know.....the word.....PLEASE!!!!!

  • @misterjack97 he said the p word. Peanuts? no, please. oh.

  • @MegaShot4 Squidward are you ok? ... Maybe we should ask the shell if he's ok.

  • What are those neanderthals up to? Can't they see I'm busy spoiling myself?

  • dun dun @ the end makes me want to do that lol

  • its only bc of the new director and show writter... =( sad face

  • @Poliwhirl42: I know seriously! The new ones are lame and stupid. The older ones wre much funnier.

  • @rpimus1999 They are still fun to watch though.

  • @rpimus1999 in the new ones hes just stupid and patrick is acts extra stupid

  • @sleeppymonkey No, no, no. You see, the new, idiotic writers made it so that Patrick tries to act smart, even though he's still an idiot. And often, now, they'll do that stupid shit where he says something unusually intelligent for someone like himself, and then when everyone is like, "Hey, Patrick! Who knew you weren't completely retarded enough to think that up?", he'll be like, "HERP DERP. WUT NAO?"

  • @shotputshanaquanisha Yeah that's kind of not very good. *cough*

  • @rpimus1999 AMEN, Brother Poliwhirl42!

  • @rpimus1999 My reaction to fear of a krabby patty :FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU!

  • @rpimus1999 i agree 100% the new episodes are stupid! he acts like hes retarded

  • @rpimus1999 The new ones are probably still running because majority of the audience for Spongebob is children and children don't really know the old and the new.

  • Im not Squidward!

    Are you squidward now?

  • Squidward Tennisballs... I mean Tentacles' theme.

  • "At least I'm safe inside my mind..."

  • @KikiUchiha

    "At least I'm safe inside MY mind...aaaahhhh!"

  • @KikiUchiha The music played in that scene was "Furtive Footsteps". Nice try though LOL

  • I always used to laugh at that part at 0:12! I still do lol...

  • i never paid attention to background music XD

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