60 Minutes: The Evil Banana Empire

[snarfeater]

A lawyer says Chiquita Brands International has "blood on their hands" for paying money to Colombian paramilitaries; but the company's CEO argues the payments were made due to extortion.

[snarfeater]

Chiquita could have left that country and had no part of the mass murder they profited and i think they hired the killers to enslave the workers to exploit them im shocked stefan would defend a corporation maybe he will defend merck for gardisil too

[jayphailey]

Para-Wrong!



[MutantBamHammer]

What about parachutes? are chutes bad? cuz i think parachutes are kind of good

[msskool]

@MutantBamHammer ah chute

[mikeyyvalencia]

who could dislike this?! its refreshing simple but effective something even an ignorant American can digest!!

[mlandryMN]

Please join Facebook group WE PROTEST POISON to create awareness about and get justice for the banana workers who were exposed to the poisonous pesticide nemagon for several years after it was banned in the USA. The chemical companies and fruit companies should do the right thing.

[edcc343]

correlation without causation. you are saying that the american government is the same as columbian drug lords?

ridiculous.

[Houshalter]

@edcc343, no, the columbian drug lords are like saints compared the the american government.

[edcc343]

you sir are a PARAnonfaggot.

[msskool]

@edcc343 you sir are para-hilarious

[AeonicDesigns]

Again, more evidence that you truly have no concept of retributive justice or the importance of setting a pattern of consequence for improper behavior. Sorry, but this logic fails to deliver.

[kingofthebrittains]

Yeah b/c retributive "justice" works SOO well in our society huh? It Always, Only punishes the True 'Evildoers' instead of say, giving them hundreds of Billions of your money taken at gunpoint. Just don't try to use your 1st amend. rights to protest that bailout or the guvy guv will send Der Gestapo out to crack your tax paying skull. Ahh,Truth & Justice in 'Merca!

[suzanecoelho]

Vou escrever em português só pra zuar com esses americanos otários que postaram abaixo... tadinhos eles tem medinho do comunismo, eles não estudam e são aliendados!

P.s: ( Não me refiro a Americanos em geral, conheço muitos que não são otários...me refiro aos babacas abaixo apenas!)

[TheStig000]

This video is para-shit. I para-hated it.

[jayjbee]

"para"

Surinam: "Money"

Portugal: "Stop"

'Urban Dutch': "Paranoid"

JayJBee

"I.e. Stock markets have gone banana's"

[HCLivess]

and btw. if the official message is true, then hitler was forced by SS and SA and he is innocent and germany should have received just a fine

[HCLivess]

this is so hillarious!

[bogesk]

Clear as mud....thanks ever so much!

[D4rkReaver13]

The word paralyze poses an unfortunate problem to this otherwise magnificent logic. :P

[jayjbee]

Cheers!

You must have smoked a Cle4rR33fer...

JayJBee

"Mind... this FX... thinking... X pose it F... so"

[modelmark]

Politician Betancourt was taken hostage and chained in a room for several years by para military. After her release she exclaimed:I have France to thank for everything.

How true

[modelmark]

PS and she also thanked God and soldiers

[hugonz]

She was imprisoned by the Guerrilla (FARC). Usually paramilitars are deemed "right" and guerrillas "left"

[HCLivess]

guerillas are anti-official paras and paras are state-sponsored guerillas

[HCLivess]

pitty we can't make such fun of holocaust

[hairyreasoner]

Parafuckoff.

Parashitty video!

[jingleshady]

Aren't you that uber-christian, neo-witch?

And you managed to use "fuck" and "shit" in the same comment.

Please don't procreate.

[hairyreasoner]

Jingle: go back and watch transitional fossils more carefully. lol.

[Sepero1]

Money Video!

You para-wrong bastard. lol

[kellyvtec]

pretty funny

[adorianvlad]

I've been checking now for a few days the shelves are empty wherefrom I usually purchase my bananas. It seems like whatever is cheap, its either because some people are being exploited or abused...

[adorianvlad]

On the topic:

The Jewish Role in the African Slave Trade pt 4 of 7

watch?v=8Hc0NaUyy2g

[riorio23]

stef when are we going to get to see your hot wife that your always talking about

[stefbot]

She's already in one of my videos... ;)

[cjet79]

I like these shorter videos. Way to go.

[doobtribe]

This video parasucked! :)

[EpicGilGamesh]

Steph, no matter the format, tone, or theme. You know how to break new ground and bring novelty to each and every video. Even this Chiquita story had apeel definitely food for thought.

[docsavage20]

Interesting. How much has the US Gov't paid to various despotic regimes - such as that of Saddam Hussein - and terrorist organizations over the years?

[stefbot]

billions and billions, sadly... :(

[Ape65]

Paranoid about government?  ;-)

[hippo99x]

A lot of wordplay but little insightful analysis and no practical alternatives. Overall a waste of time.

[Orenazt]

Be careful; para- is Greek for "beyond."

Para-military is "beyond the military" - that is, beyond the official State military.

So people have been calling you "beyond stupid" and saying that this video "beyond-sucked!"

[Censeo]

Ok, so that is why everyone wants a paradigm shift... a shift so we can dig it?

[lukeev]

I like these bite-size para-nuggets of freedom.

[marjan15]

Slovenia is also called banana republic by Austrian politicians like Heider.

[rob101x]

You don't believe in copyright? Did I misunderstand, or has your opinion of IP changed recently?

[stefbot]

I don't believe in GOVT copyright, never have... :)

[holybabble]

you should have said para shoes.

clever stuff here!

[Adipatus]

Don't extort, steal, pilfer, maim, and murder. Government hates competition.

[VCADD]

ParaStatism=pair a nads

[TheBigHo111]

This para-sucked!

[Rorshak1313]

Ha!

[LibertyIsNotGiven]

Man, murder, green costumes, etc. And now bananas. C'mon, Stef, everyone knows the USA is a haven of peace and security in a world of brown-skinned bogeymen.

I'm diggin' the new format with the outline and such.

[Sarahon06]

They keep getting better Stef!

[mcphilthy]

Edumacational WITH LOL's?! I Like it. Also liked the bite sized portion. It's like an FDR snack.

[Nielsio]

Hahaha. Excellent!

[feardamoo]

Genius..

[oelergodt]

haha.. awesome!

you are so parastupid stef..