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  • Der letzt Viedeoabschnitt ist absoluter Nonsens... Schade um das Video.

  • 9:12 WIN!/EPIC FAIL!!!/FAIL THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

  • well that was reassuring

  • I was a Crew Chief on F-15s and we did everything we could to keep birds away from the airfield to no avail. We had many bird strikes and let me tell you a Seagull can tear up an engine that costs several hundred thousand dollars.

  • angry berds

  • @albeanmagz19 U spelt birds wrong hahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha lol

  • It would suck to be the passenger sitting next to the engine at 03:15. Imagine looking out and seeing that engine belching fire like that.

  • If those from London Underground who go on strike were ending their destiny the way those birds do...

  • wow... another idiot who needs his mind numbed... permanently...

  • 2:39 - "The sounds and the smell".. I think the only 'smell' from inside the cabin after a bird strike would be numerous passengers shitting their pants.

  • @stevey2020 the bird stink probably got into the bleed air system of the engine, which feeds the cabin for pressurization...so it wouldn't be surprising to smell it

  • @stevey2020 Air from the engine is diverted to the cabin for air conditioning and cabin pressurization.

  • 03:15 the passengers on the right side are like "shit. shit. shit. shit. shit. shit. shit..."

  • Looks like engines don't like birds. I'd bet birds, given a second chance, would say they don't like engines! And the drama starting at 8:40 is idiotic...

  • "Mom! Can I get a bird canon like the one @2:52 for xmas!!??"

  • Those birds should quit striking and get back to work.

  • it is interesting to note with all their power and might... humans still play second fiddle to birds when it comes to mastering the skies!

  • Those incidents occur because of big birds.

  • imagine your arm! 1:43

  • bird stikes fuck up airplanes,but not twin tower strike...!!!

  • There's a simple solution to all this.

    Kill Bill Oddie.

  • FUCK...the middle of this video is just confusing!!

  • I just love it how a bird turns into a flame flash in less than half a second....brilliant.

  • 9:00 oh my god calm down its just an aborted landing yall gotta be so crazy wit it!!!

  • @ghettoperson257 aborting a takeoff beyond the point-of-no-return is quite scary lol.. i guess.

  • "oh did ya see a bit of smoke then......" only from your ass hole you fucking butt bitch

  • Those damned geese are everywhere. They are so dopey they walk right out onto the Garden State Parkway. And they are huge!

  • for the birds is a suicide mission

  • birds fighting back

    they have never seen a metal bird

  • It we can make a blender that will blend anything, why can't we make a jet engine that can safely pass a bird through it?

  • @Maxid1 Cause jet engine blades go at close to the speed of sound, and blenders don't. Try to make something that can withstand a collision at close to the speed of sound.  It's not that easy.

  • @HyperSpify I was joking but this is a good answer.

  • Denmark does not acknowledge International ICAO aviation agreement

    Yet you are showing vids from the US..., loss of relevance. I won't bother watching this whole thing. Credibility suffers, moving on. If I'm wrong, make a better vid.

  • cool............

  • 0:35 "It got it on film..." "COOOL!"

  • Thank god NOA and DODO already extinct, because small bird can make a such damage to the aircraft, what will happen if a giant birds hit the plane.

  • lol im from denmark.. did they take care of the problem yet??? I had no idea of this

  • Omg the blood

  • What?  151 birds lost relatives in the making of this video?!

  • flying is safest way to travel.....

    Most of the incidents in vid are not from Kopenhagen.

  • You are crazy, because 3:22 is in the Netherlands, pretty recent. Not in denmark

  • Just to be clear, the video at 8:03 has nothing to do with a bird strike. It is in fact a "blade off" test for one of the new A380 engines.

  • wasted 10:09 minutes of my live

  • Just strap a train horn and a flam thrower to the nose. that should take car of the problem. :-)

  • God, i hate birds. I tried to bring my 12 gauge with me to the airport, but some fag security guard made it into a big deal

  • Denmark needs nuked along with Iran, Pakistan, North Korea, China and Germany, starting with the krauts.

  • @madisonelectronic No, should start with the United States... fuck me you are a prize pillock. Without the USA... god imagine such a perfect world (Obviously there are some Americans worth saving... but the vast majority are just trash)

  • @MadBadger MYOB, poofter asshole. You do know that you mother, when in Denmark, has lesbian threesomes with Margrethe and Hille??? Very nice cunts.

  • @madisonelectronic Really? cool. BRB your dads gonna give me a rimjob. Yes! that's right! I know who your biological dad is! Jelly?

  • yearh here in denmark we have alot of birds so that things happening :-(

  • LOL

  • LOL!!! Canadian Geese? i didnt know geese could have citizenship

  • You know, there's a real load of bollox talked about bird strikes, as if ANY strike automatically disables a turbofan engine; true, a fair-sized bird will cause some disruption to airflow and might, under severe circumstances force the shutdown procedure.

    For every one of these events, however, there are around ten times the number of other strike-related events that cause either temporary surges or one main event, with no further evidence of malfunction. Last clip, 9.01 on, pure Spielberg.

  • Osama Bird Laden

  • guess we can't ask that stupid question "but will it blend?" looool

  • I'd rather live next to a bird sanctuary than an airport

  • U suck !! Really !! Only damn thing you can present from CPH is a birdstrike from 1984... LOL !! Strong and wrong headline from a real amateur that the web is best without !!

  • enter your text here bro

  • Damn who knew small birds could kill a giant metal bird...lol....

  • The second clip of the 747 is not a birdstrike

  • flight 69 :)

  • this is not videos from denmark

  • Damn birds fucking up everything!

  • Tongue in cheek: We must rid the world of useless birds to make sure that flying is safe....

  • BirdBeBque Anyone?

  • Oh Shit!

  • Poor Birds : (

  • too bad

  • 8:24-9:31 Horrible movie, skip it...

  • 6:47 F-16 aka, lawn dart...

  • Flight 69 ahahah

  • Poor bird :(

  • Bird 1: Ok the plane is coming...remember what we reheresed in Jihad school...

    Bird 2: Gotcha...

    Birds: ALLAH!!!!!!!!!

  • "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Did you see see a little bit a' smoke then?"

    hahaha LOL

  • you just would not think that a little bird can cause that much damage to a big thing like that but the force is so large it happens very often.... i say we go on "Bird Airport Shutout"

  • And why exactly would the Danish Government have to pay anything? CPH is a privately run airport. If pilots don't feel it's safe because of too many birds.. They shouldn't fly there!!

    Anyhow, as far as I can tell, only the first birdstrike took place in CPH...

  • I know a guy who had a fish strike. He was departing one of the islands around Scotland (can't remember which one) in an Islander and on climb out, shocked a seagull which was carrying a fish it had caught. It dropped it and it hit the aircraft.

  • @Stangelycoloured okay that story just made my day. :)

  • @Stangelycoloured LOL I thought it was a flying-fish xD

  • @Stangelycoloured FISH STRIKE FTW!!!!

  • this kind of things don't happen in china...cuz most birds have been eaten!

  • those birds who sucked up by airplane engines want to die. they were deppresive. We people hang our selfs up or we jump of a building , birds just stay close to an aircraft to die. Its suicide!!!!

  • 4:20 shnüüre bäre nüle fäle fa füüle nöre möre Danish really sounds kinda funny

  • Am I the only one that thinks that Danish sounds somewhat ugly??

  • @tonewheeler76 Are you a racist? ):(

  • @UltimatePredator100

    Nope, sorry

  • @tonewheeler76 That's okay. Just think you a little bit more of what you are righting next time

  • @UltimatePredator100

    1. I can write whatever I want to. -Freedom of speech-

    2. I come from Germany, Denmark is our neighbour country, and I am pretty sure that there are a lot of people who think the same about the German language.

    3. I have a Danish friend and we are joking about the sound of our languages very often.

    4. Your English could be improved. Well, you got time, you're only 16...

    5. No offense!

    Have a nice day!

  • 3:21 "IMMA STEAM TRAIN!! Choo choo choo choo"

  • i got it on film!....COOOL

  • At 9:38 the passengers just didn't pay enough money for the pilots to avoid the birds

  • birds are just UAVs

  • now it is an archeopt,... dead beard

  • LOL! The question is...who have the right to fly?Who have the right to use the air? Is it the birds,or the is it the human?

  • БЛЯ Я ОБОСРАЛСЯ

  • hmm fast food :P 6:34

  • 9:22 BULLSEYE xD

  • 8:35 Suisidal formation birdstrike lol

  • The ejecting from a jet one was nice: the camera was probobly like. aw sht they left me alone again....woop woop pu------end of tape xD

  • This brings a whole new meaning to the term: BIRD BRAIND

  • birds terrorist are al qaida???

  • I didn't know angry birds are killing humans now....

  • I bet you the birds dont have the guts to do it again...

  • 8:30 - 10:6 LOL

  • 9:10 did ben affleck just kill a woman with his laptop? i love this video.

  • and just because i want to troll, at 8:20, thats a "fan-out" test, not a bird strike test.

  • 1:14 i didnt know austin was in denmark

  • There is only one solution. Eagles and other birds of prey at all airports.

  • 2.53... you're not supposed to use frozen chickens. Oh, don't swear at me, I was trying to be funny. Fail.

  • What a load of Bull Crap! You are definitively speaking with your head up your arse!

  • i dont get it why dont they just put some sort of filtering grill (like the ones on a car) while flying... will it prevent the fans from sucking in air?

  • @Anatolian90 yeah i guess it would...you'd think the money saved on not replacing engines, or whole aircraft, would out way the loss caused my increased fuel consumption

  • @Anatolian90 Pretty much. Airflow through an axial flow engine is hyper-sensitive to disturbance. Any sizeable disruption of flow can cause a catastrophic backflow through the engine (called a compressor stall). This is so powerful that compressor blades have been spat out the intake before.

    Not only that, but an impact at speed on a protective mesh would most likely destroy it, thereby making the likely damage to the engine core even worse.

  • 08:24 relax people you'r not even in the air dudes!

  • dude your video editing is so random

  • @shaymusmus Yea I know right, I could not even finish watching this Video.

  • That was not a bird strike. Jets, just like old cars will blow out carbon when you stomp on the gas. Looks believable though.

  • 8:09 is not a birdstrike, that is a bladeout test.

  • 0:37

    -I got it on video!

    -CooooOOOoooLLLlll!!

    (impresed him more than the birdstrike)

  • i would like those people to bring shotguns and whack those birds away

  • @Xyb3rTeCh - why do you think it's ok to harm the birds as if it's their fault? the animals and plants etc have nothing to do with where some types of people put their heavier-than-air backward flight technology.

  • sounds like a satanic ritual if they put birds in danger like that, or were the airports built later, which is still evil but probably more in a soul-less uncaring scumbag way than precisely deliberately satanic ritual way.

  • @NWOareScum Satanic ritual is pretty extreme, but yes, they shouldnt have put those sanctuaries there, not just the birds, but it has the potential to bring an aircraft down.

  • @1BassJohn - well the infidel evils have extremely messed up how the world should be, using extreme ways purposely so.

    evil always targets nature first, then uses abuse of it to further destroy people. it'd surprise me if they weren't trying to cause an aircrash.

  • Conservationists will be the death of us (the human beings) all.

    The conservationists should be sent to a deserted island to conserve that.

  • @wyzyrddrummer you talk rubbish. People are interfering with this planet in very damaging ways; planes crash, so sue me.

  • enter you text here FAIL

  • "Ooooooooohhh did you see a little bit of smoke then?"

    How gay was that!

  • video itself was really stupid sorry...

  • Im sure at 3:28 he says northbound toawrds wallasey?

  • REALLY STUPID.

  • 2005 I had to go Chicago and down to my uncle i were to fly with an airbus 320 am were to fly at 19:00 we were below 2000 feet and we hit a bird we could hear the pilot say what the hell happens you could end up hearing cockpit system bibibi I was really afraid we made an emergency landing at the airport I flew from: ( I was really in shock after I got off the plane

  • did the bird died

  • @LoopInc i dont think so... hopefully its alive!

  • Why dont they put a giant grate on the front of the engines?! LIke a screen (not the material from a screen) Make it metal.. seems logical, still letting the maximum air flow through.

  • @0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx That would seem logical, but it would minify the airflow to the impeller. You need a pure clear steady flow of air for compression to be right to burn jet fuel. The stator blades on md-80 type aircraft are scientifically precise per the airflow. So giant grates would be too cost effective and increase the risk of a compressor stall. They have thought about it before but the FAA denied the ideas countless times. The cost outweighs the risk here :/

  • @finalcitrus oh, thats crazy. What about parachutes on a plane. Wouldn't it be safe to have a fail safe on the back of a plane like a cargo hatch, where if something were to go extremely wrong the pilots would be able to open it and instead of life jackets and oxygen masks you actually have something that will save you. Unless your chute doesn't open lol.

  • @0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx That would work in some situations, I mean it would have to be a perfectly predictable problem with a surplus of time to evac the plane. Take into consideration how long it takes to board an aircraft, Now imagine that with all the chaos of a plane falling from the sky trying to escape! I think if you maximize your idea it would be better, like a parachute for the whole plane to gently let it fall and stabalize at most 20 knots as opposed to a nosedive 800 knots lol.

  • @finalcitrus Lmao, you know Ive had that Idea before, I even posted it somewhere. Have a parachute that comes off each wing closer to the body to make it more stable, one in the front and one in the back. Those huge ones they use to drop tanks and what not except they would of course have to be bigger!

  • @0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Haha, It would work thats for sure. Some houses would have some damage from a airliner resting upon it, but 100's of lives would be saved!

  • @finalcitrus LOL! That would be a sight to see.

  • 0 14 ooo did you see a little bit of smoke then? :P

  • but what happened to that bird?:D

  • Captain at 2:42 talking Norwegian - I'm so proud! <3

  • 1:33 - THE ALL NEW FOOD BLENDER! MULTI PURPOSE! SHREDDING IN SECONDS!

  • i think thats y we probley nd better helicopters so they can fly longer cause they might b alright and not cause to much damage from bird strikes or unless planes nd an addon to the engines where they nd seals to cover up the engines but keep the engine runnin and the plane keeps movin and open the seals when the birdstrike is fully ovr

  • 2:48 swedish:D

  • Danm birds can do some damage....

  • 1:42 Chopped chicken anyone? :3

  • Why do I watch these videos before I have to catch a plane?

  • DANISH!:-D

  • OBVIOUSLY THESE ARE MIDDLE EASTERN BIRDS ON SUICIDE MISSIONS!!

  • 3:12 is EGCC Manchester International Airport

  • Flight 69 \(^o^)/

  • @MrWORM0001 The film is about safety, that the birds are not in airports. Denmark has now scare guns fired at intervals, to scare the birds away.

  • 5:39 birds:I WANNA DIE and crash a plane :D

  • @the119plane pidgeons

    

  • @DaemonBright venice!

  • @DaemonBright advanced orithology

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  • Flight 69? Sounds Sexy.

  • jeg er fucking fra danmark mann, respekter dog det !!!!!!

  • that guy is just making that language up as he goes by the sound of it

  • Thats not in denmark ;-)

  • you must really like bird strikes

  • I cant seem to enter text here at 00:30 sec

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  • 0:35 I got it on film. Cool!

  • myday maydag ????

  • RSPCB will be proud.