I Hate e-Harmony - a (very funny) Video Essay.

[jane8emerson]

This was great for so many reasons! I have two friends who are atheists that also had no matches. They later found each other through traditional means and now joke about the "unmatchable" being perfect matches. Screw eharmony! Also - I'm a 5'11" woman in a country where the "norm" is freakishly short at 5'4". People (usually short) have been offended at my anti-short dating policy, and I even was told that "tall women are gross." HA! And they wonder why this policy is in place?? Good luck!

[whatdoesthistellyou]

I'm guessing that the other kind of people who think height is important are short guys who want a shortER girlfriend. So eHarmony is only sending you short girlfriends, because they haven't thought of the other reasons for height being important, or crossed the date from "how tall are you" with "how important is height" when selecting matches based on height.

[jimfath]

Funny vid. When I changed from non-religious to that spiritual but not religious button the matches showed up. They've been sued several times for misleading matches about faith and also barring gays.

[everyonesmybitch]

dude, your just mad that you got no response...don't blame eharmony...

[luigitf]

I don't trust anyone with three first names Mr neil clark warren

[themomaw]

Good stuff. Both entertaining and informative.

[Khlanghue]

Yes finally someone is making sense ...tall girls are the best

[invaderpink]

EEEEHEEHEHehhheeehee tree LOL

[JKPS613]

Two things:

1) As a puppeteer, I am deeply offended by that woman's awful technique.

2) I totally dig the height thing. I'm 5'3" and it's AWKWARD to date tall guys. AWKWARD.



[cancerl233]

I loved this! And the height criteria was the same deal for me. It kept showing me guys shorter then me which is what I don't want. And I'm only 5'8" but aside from the height, it feels like a lot of other things don't match up right.

Anyways, loved the vid!

[kidkoolaid1]

I love how the entire continent of Africa, China, & some central American countries were all axed because of the height requirement. You're telling me there are NO tall women in any of those places? Hmm...

[bugmenot1125]

You aren't funny.

[bugmenot1125]

mediocrity doesn't like mediocrity so he makes some mediocrity and posts it on videosift, woop, bye

[knowthingman]

its hard to take a penguin with a fist in its ass seriously LOL

[knowthingman]

"the fuck does that mean?!"

CLASSIC

internet dating is as hopeful and fulfilling as applying for a minimum wage job in a chinese coal mine.

[uprockbiddy]

dude, why is this your only video for the masses?:D you're brilliant:D

do some more dude:D

[Everfrost1000]

Francistan... lol

[Samuraionthewall]

@Everfrost1000 Seconded, hahaha. Even though his claim is baseless.

[Nilsy1975]

This is so funny, I'm going to have to check out that site, just for a laugh!

Oh, & I love short women!

[jssherrard]

...and she wasn't even a good puppeteer!

[ProfMTH]

@jssherrard "she wasn't even a good puppeteer!"

I was sort of hoping Dr. Warren would have asked the puppet penguin to show him on the old lady where the bad man touched it.

[ProfMTH]

LOL! Clever and funny. :-)

[3561920]

Love your humour. I hate eHarmony and yet was signed up secretly by my bestfriend. Got to love friends!

If you can't get your basic must haves, where is the hope for us (me)?

[Kansaskai]

Well what i can i say, i do love those judgemental people on the E Harmony, those types of people who too busying looking at themselves in their bedroom mirror, or watching too many celebrity shows! I say, grow up, unless you are bloody rich, you may even be lucky to get a invite for a f***** dating session with Mariah Carey. People who come on to E Harmony are just your normal people from all different types of background, if you are too picky, then sign up onto some celebrity dating sites.

[Kansaskai]

I Hate E-Harmony!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kansaskai]

E Harmony is **** and they owe me the £39.90. And they refunded me £4.90. Their refund policy states that you get 100% back. Bullf***** *****. And E-harmony seems to gather Judgemental and narrow minded female matches from god knows where and just send it to my inbox. Stupid E harmony. Wasting my f ***** time and some of those people arent full paid members. I have lost £39.90. I will take this matter further, and their bull crap of success stories is a complete lie. lol.

[Kansaskai]

I have decided to sign for a 12 months membership which costs me £119.00. I was billed like 39 pounds for 3 months. During the week, i have communicated over 28 matches and i was vey open minded and flexible, i did not have any high expectations or being a judgemental person based on picture looks or whatever. And all i had was those people checking my profile out and leaving a dead end communication. E harmony is a pile of piece of *****.

[matt23nyc]

love it

[hammondeggs49]

lmao!

well done!

[Edgesworld]

Hey man, was thinking about doing a spoof of "Bone Thugs N' Harmony" called "We Hate E-Harmony" and doing a spoof of their song "Tha Crossroad" using the questions in their test...let me know if it would fly at all. Love the vid. Kicks ass.

[FlyingHazel]

Great work Chris! Funny, entertaining and well edited. Penn & Teller should pick up on that!

[cpthompsv5g]

Ah, Sue... It's not really that the girls are FROM Sasketchewan, it's that they're IN Saskatchewan!

[multihatch]

@cpthompsv5g I suppose you aren't looking for someone who can spell...

[suebeenime]

Hey Chris - what can POSSIBLY be wrong with girls from SASKATCHEWAN????? LOL!! Very entertaining - thanks for the giggle.....!!

[firmster]

LOL - funny.