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  • This review is just dreadful. If you're going to complain you could at least make an attempt on humour past lazily inserted swearing or references to pornstars or awful metal bands. Also, pointing out the blindingly obvious that shooters are virtually identical nowadays isn't groundbreaking reviewing, it makes you a poncey twat trying to put yourself upon a pedestal made of old custard creams and wank.

  • Honestly, I never heard of Zero Punctuation before seeing people compare similarities to you two in the comments section. Out of curiosity I tried watching his Fable 3 review and couldn't make it 2 min. into that blubbering, incoherant mess. I felt like I had to shoot meth into my dick in order to even keep focus. And crudely drawn stick figures? Fucking really? Bleh, I'll stick to Razorfist.

  • @Dyrdekification You complain about his claims being dumb, yet you think Silent Rob is a viable source of legitimate criticism? I love Rob, but that's not very good logic.

  • Did you ever know that you're my hero?

  • @Vosk21

    and everything I would like to be?

  • and then I saw what you look like.....it all makes sense now.

  • and as you continue you sound dumber and dumber....ADS is bad? So what makes a good shooter Doom 2?

  • Oh and you are a console player reviewing BF.......spend some of your donation money on a PC gaming rig.

  • BF3 is a PC multiplayer shooter

    MW3 is for losers who want to be in the military but are either too cowardly or didn't make the cut. Review the Multiplayer in a multiplayer game you are a moron sir. Back to LeisureSuitGaming

  • i cant belive i got so caught up in this

    i even bought BF3 day one

    then i realized i just dont like military shooters

  • I have that same shirt on 8:52 I love Behexen!

  • If you want a modern first person shooter that is not another cod clone, i suggest checking out arma, but i must warn u, arma is incredibly realistic.

  • hahaha king diamond

  • i would agree with everything in this review but the iron sights comment.

    yes soldiers use iron sights(or red dots or scopes since we're not in the fucking stone age) when in battle(close quarters or otherwise), do you have any idea how retarded it would be to shoot from the hip?

  • Nice Behexen shirt ;o

  • I'm glad I found your channel after rummaging through the copious amounts of blabbering puppets who have advertisements for some corporate annually released games. I mean for fuck's sake people! What is so wrong with letting a developer take their time releasing a game. What about the story? You know why you never see time travelling games? Because they require waaay to much thought for your average game developer. You could do this shit on the SNES people!

  • the fuck is that "not withstanding" clip? looks fucking awesome

  • did i just stumble across a ...NON-retarded reviewer? what universe am i in?

  • @lolwut6045

    Shouldn't have followed that white rabbit down the bunny hole.

  • @lolwut6045 all reviews are retarded and so are the games

  • Guiness Records had an online voting for best ending in a game

    Cod BLOPS and MW2 had first and fourth place

    Fuck you people

    Fuck you HARD....

  • Call of Duty is the worst piece of trash first person shooter I've ever seen. I hear talked about at school ALL the time. It seems like no one will ever shut up about these games, which just ruins them for me. I can think of better FPS games to play, like TimeSplitters or James Bond: 007 Nightfire. The Call of Duty franchise honestlu isn't for me, and you wouldn't expect that from an eight-grader going into his freshman year.

  • After watching this I've decided to end my own life.

  • The success of the modern day FPS represents just how mindless and impatient our culture has become. At least WWII FPS' had some historical context (that's why I enjoyed them). Now, it's turned into shooting things in a fictitious setting for no apparent reason. It's also laced with pro-military propaganda more than ever whilst killing Arabs...I mean terrorists (but let's not get into US foreign policy). Kids, you want to play war games? Why not games with strategic elements (i.e. Empire: TW).

  • @ChomskyandCheetos

    I agree on the first point, but I disagree about 'pro-military propaganda'. At every turn, modern shooters depict the military as gullible capons hoodwinked by corporations for nefarious purposes. And you rarely combat Islamic extremists, it's usually Russians or some other such standby villain. And it never turns out that said Russians are ever the real threat. The 'real' bad guy always turns out to be a corrupt American general or politician.

  • @xRazorFistx

    That's true, especially with COD. Although, isn't it often a Chechnyan, rather than a Russian that's depicted as the perpetrator? Either way, you make a good point.

  • @xRazorFistx ever played the BiA games?

    Havent done so myself but willing to pick them up on PC on a bundle since aparrently the story in them is top-notch and from what ive heard its a true tactical military shooter

    Just wondering

  • @kea919306

    It's technically not an FPS, but there is some actual strategy to them. You're a platoon leader and must tactically manage your squads. (I highly recommend the series). Of course, it's not nearly as strategically in-depth as WWII RPS' like Men of War.

  • @ChomskyandCheetos should check it out then

    Also interested in that spinoff Furious 4

    And no before anyone says it Basterds had like 2 scenes that were about kicking nazi ass

    The rest was about a french broad doing shit no one cared about

  • @kea919306

    Maybe, but it's obviously based upon the Inglourious Basterds concept. As far as the film, I loved it. Thought it was one of Tarantino's best. This drastic change in the BIA series is all about generating revenue. BiA has never been a substantially profitable series.

  • @ChomskyandCheetos True but the concept of F4 hasnt been done in a game like it as far as i can remember and for me it is very welcomed

    Im all down for it as long as its done well.

    GBX did say they will continue the main story of BiA so i wouldnt worry about it that much

    Hey if it succeeds we can have two BiA series

    Nothing wrong with that

  • @kea919306

    Yeah, they say the BiA series will be continued, however, I don't believe them. Hell's Highway came out in what...2007 or 08? The earliest possible release date for the final installment, which will take place in the Ardennes obviously, will be 2015? I don't buy it. I think they've dropped the series. It may get a PC only release. I'm hoping for that.

  • @ChomskyandCheetos Id say next gen(would actually make use of PC hardware as well)

    Imagine next gen graphics with WW2 scenarios

  • I'm a ps3 user and i still found this funny

  • Playing an FPS on a console makes your opinion invalid. Sorry but its true.

  • But it's strange that you hate Occupy, considering that a lot of your video content consists of rants against corporate greed.

  • You finally did a Game Overthinker joke! Took you long enough.

  • Hahaha I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! My favorite jokes was the one about world war 1 and the one about the game overthinker XD

  • why did i only now discover your reviews? damn. bloody awesome.

  • in reality you keep your weapon at your shoulder so you have quick access to your sights

    how ever if your in a situation were you dont have time and your say closer than 10 feet to your target then yes as a shooter hip or shoulder fire would be practical

    if its dark the military(or atleast the 60's military) would teach you too hold the weapon in the middle of your chest and use your chin to guide it

  • your reviews are awesome but i still like both of these games

    just my personal choice though

    i still like duke nukem forever better than both of them

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  • i hate it when 16 year olds who never played anything else than these mindless shooters have the nerve to call themselves hardcore gamers! or any age for that matter. not that i think all shooters are mindless, but these two take the cake! and i thought it couldn't get worse after mw2...

  • dude please fucking breathe

  • The funny thing is that both games are pure shit

  • Will you review Diablo 3 and Mass Effect 3?

  • I can't wait until the next stupid industry fad.

  • @sankunsama oh just wait there are already FB taking sides with Skyrim vs Dark Souls, dont worry i am not one of them

  • What is that picture at 3:52? I'm strangely captivated by it.

  • I Loled when you said 'his ability to survive lethal barrages of bullets due to his split-second application of magical raspberry jam'

  • Nah I think the most pointless conflict is the motherfucking console wars.

  • RazorFist, I wish I was half as witty and articulate as you are :)

    U must be a genius or something :D

  • Hold on let me just attach this acoq scope and try to align this just right, Im gonna hav to account for wind mileage and the weight of the round Im using....OH FUCK IM DEAD, whatever I'll just respawn.

  • @TheKevinWalker It's a semen-encrusted PEACH blowup doll, we tends to dress as a tanooki or as mario when he attempts to bang it.

  • You sir, are a fucking genius!!

  • Your video editor comes off as a dumb ass right winger. You should fire him.

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  • Razorfist I have to pick a fault with something you said. In a real fire fight you do see soldiers aiming down their sights under the flurry of gunfire because that's exactly what they've been trained to do.

    Note that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not a soldier and that Commando is an 80's action film, not an accurate representation of a military engagement.

  • @AlkalineLoris *points* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER­D!

  • @YouuuuuuTosserrrr ... touché sir ^_-

  • Fuck MW3 and fuck BF3. I'm sticking with Goldeneye for the 64 and Timeplatters future perfect for xbox.

  • why would anyone give a shit about these 2 games when we have games like skyrim, skyward sword and dark souls out. lmao fps fanboys XD

    awesome video, i lold several times :)

  • hh

  • @666urkel

    ...and by 'all', you mean 'two'.

  • @xRazorFistx Whats the second one? You know, just so i know.

  • i had bf3 since day 1. never even thought about trying the single player yet

  • i can't imagine how long it would take for you to do this shit

  • Also, Moviebob talks little to nothing about "FFVII" or "Final Fantasy" in general. Which is kinda fuckin' annoying when he babbles about the everlastingly shitty "Dragon Quest" series ("DQV" excluded for obvious reasons.)

  • Speaking as someone who actually knows what the fuck he's talking about when it comes to "Metal Gear", the "Beyond Good and Evil" concept is the only reallly Nietzschean concept in "Metal Gear". "Metal Gear" is mainly a discussion on ideas from the likes of Chomsky, Kant, Bentham, and free will in general. Y'know what other great video games have some philosohizing goin' on? Not just the (awesome) original "CoD4:MW", but literally the entirety of "Deus Ex"s canon. The hypocrisy can stop now.

  • @TheKevinWalker

    Nietzsche was a stand-in for 'insert philosopher here'. And the point wasn't that the material itself is juvenile (although Metal Gear Solid makes the Care Bears seem like an existential treatise) it's that it was ham-fisted and out-of-place. And because of the greater context of the silly game it's been crammed into, it inadvertently trivializes the philosophical concepts that it cuts and pastes haphazardly into its narrative.

  • You are fucking sexy. And I loved this video. :)

  • I use to care about modern military shooters then I took a Skyrim to the CD drive and I was saved.

    Like really ....Skyrim ruined so many other games for me that its insane.

    I can kill DRAGONS in dozens of ways or...shoot down iron sights again and again down hallways.

    Pardon me Modern Military shooters I have to go back to playing Skyrim before you bore me any more.

  • Also Bro Team Pill did 2 pretty funny reviews of Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3. Just youtube them, they're pretty retarded in a good way.

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  • you made some good points here. last Generation there were a crap load of forgettable GTA3 clones and this Generation we have a load of COD4 clones. it makes me wonder which genre will get overblown next gen!

  • 1:07 Wow...that just says it all doesn't it? They really could just cut out the middle man, discard the single player altogether, just release a few map packs on the disc each year, ship it at full price and the beleaguering little shits that infest most of the online matches would still flock like the sycophantic sheep they are to purchase it. Eh, well I never held any interest in either game anyway, but I enjoyed the review and shall peruse your catalogue for moar of your sardonic evaluations.

  • Both games are worth a rental to play with your friends on the weekends.

  • Not once did you mention the tactical lights. Play BF3 multiplayer for 5 minutes. It's like staring at the sun when some asscock points there gun(taclights) at you.

  • Did anyone else see a girl you know being f'ed at 0:25?

  • Real soldiers don't use their iron sights...?

  • @Xbob42 they do, but not the way Call of Duty does.

  • love the song at the end!

    whats the name of it i know its the GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME

    but please share the name

  • @oscarnjboy

    The credits music?

    If so, it's 'Sharpshooter' by Motörhead

  • @xRazorFistx So whats the next game your looking forward too?

  • I think perhaps mr Razorfist, that if you watch Sandy Ravages booster justice videos, you may find a good reason for playing MW3, not because of the detrimental quality of the game, but because its easy to find a bunch of A-holes and ruin their day!

  • can you ban/block me ?

  • BEST RAZRFIST VIDs EVER!!!!

  • @BurningRaids Would you look at that. I've never paid much attention to the credits so I never knew Razor had a co-editor. Now I'm curious how they split the work.

  • I was honestly sevearly disappointed in BF3 compared to BF: BC2. The maps, single player, and UI we much better in BF: BC2. The overall longevity and co-op in BF3 was better than in BF: BC2. I like it, but not the way I LOVE BF: BC2.

  • @BurningRaids True, but couldn't the same thing be said of any other game mechanic? Combat in Dynasty Warriors and God of War consists of, at its core, positioning your character and pressing a button. (No more complex than pointing and shooting.) However, GoW actually knows that a single mechanic and nothing else will get repetitive, so it injects other elements to the game. However, I'd still call them both Hack-and-slash games. I wouldn't call GoW a puzzle-platformer-combat-RPG.

  • Hey razorfist its funny when you dont respond to people who point out legitimate flaws in your logic and ban them instead, I probably shouldnt say anything to offend you lest I get banneth'd. I will say that I find it weird that a self proclaimed RPG lover like you just spent the last month playing COD and BF3 while hashing together a half assed presentation of their merits and drawbacks instead of playing skyrim, but hey I guess there are closets for all kinds of abnegators

  • @ddvs2012

    I can count the number of people I've banned on one hand.

    If you make the list, you've A) Rambled for pages and pages, repeating yourself and distracting everyone from the topic at hand. B) Shrieked something to the effect of 'Waaah! Never watching/commenting on this show again!', in which case, I'll ban your ass to keep you honest. (See also: The raving fagaloon that I banned yesterday, for being a tiresome, reactionary cuntflap) Or C) Made threats to me or someone else.

  • @xRazorFistx Is that list 1/60 the length of jfreedan's?

  • @BurningRaids Fair enough. But what's so bad about shooting that warrants you wanting to be distracted it? No really, I want to hear your take on it.

  • @BurningRaids Well, you did put "just proves" in your paragraph, which bothered me. No, you can't "prove" it. Proof = fact, which is opposite of opinion. Sorry if I overreacted, that just irritated me a bit. Carry on.

  • I don't really see a difference between the two. I'll just stick to Halo at least it doesn't try to be the same as the others. @Razorfist good way to get these two vastly overrated games out of the way.

  • Hey razorfist, should we invade Iran?

  • Ehh... I think i'll pass on both,Sonic Generations is the only fun I am expecting for this month :)

  • Huh, your reviews were the last place I expected Derpy Hooves to pop up.

    That said, have you already tried Skyrim? 100 hours into it's propably my game of the year. It still pisses me off how much they've dumbed the Elder Scrolls experience down. Especially all the guild quest lines. Seriously, you only need to put like 2-3 hours into each guild and you're the head of it...

  • skryim is the best!

  • The only thing that I disliked in MW3 is a certain character dies in the campaign mode.

    On a sidenote: Nowadays most Modern Shooters are either shooting Arabs or Russians in a really short campaign like less than 5 hours gameplay. Go online to play and met obnoxious 13 year old who bought the game from older relatives.

    Skyrim at least give value for money and they got vikings. Then again it is an RPG and not an arcade fps.

  • @melbyRick There is absolutely no evidence in that video about anything to do with the game being a military brainwashing tool, as you are insuiating. You're just retarded.

  • @TheWoodaba hmm i wish i knew what insuiating was.

  • DERPY HOOVES!

  • 0:25 WTF?!?!?!?

  • @melbyRick That. Is. The craziest and funniest thing ive ever heard. Get back under your tinfoil hat and make up some more of that shit, comedy gold, my good sir.

  • @melbyRick

    Wait... so they're recruiting soldiers... by making the Army seem evil and detached from international problems?

    Flawless logic, Michael Moore.

  • @xRazorFistx No they're recruiting soldiers by making it seem like being a soldier is a fun job where all you need to worry about is your k/d ratio. Ill bet you less than half of people who buy CoD or Battlefield could give less than half a shit for story mode.

  • @ddvs2012 I get the feeling they made being a soldier seemingly fun so they could, you know, sell more copies of the game. I doubt you could sell a "realistic" military simulator if you spent most of the game scrubbing toilets and mopping floors.

  • @Chuckler127 Well why do you think the army supports games like this? Because it glamorizes being in the armed forces, either way you have people thinking about joining the army or marines or whatever when they play the game. Not everyone (duh) but there are people who will end up joining the army because of call of duty

  • @ddvs2012 So, going by that logic, are there some people who will end up as carjacking gangsters because GTA glamorizes being a violent criminal?

  • @Chuckler127 First of all theyre two entirely different experiences, GTA is very story driven so the boundary between reality and the virtual world is much stronger than say the game that people play 40 hours a week, week after week with no story just non stop shooting human beings in the face with a gun in fist person perspective. That having been said, I'm sure that there are one or two GTA inspired crimes every now and then

  • @Chuckler127 I think what he means is that some people are just stupid and can't separate fact from fiction. There are many kids out there who have distorted views of the world and it can be directly linked to their exposure to certain video games at an age which their minds aren't capable of fully understanding the context of what they witness. To a full grown adult CoD is just a half assed wanna be Rambo flick. To a 10 year old it's the video game equivalent of Full Metal Jacket. (continued..)

  • @7graywolf7 Of course most kids are mature and smart enough to know that "hip spraying" a fully automatic assault rifle while leaping through the air is enough to shoot your own face off. Unfortunately many parents don't know enough to listen to the rating advisory. Let immature children view material which is too mature for them and they will interpret it in the completely wrong way. This leads to idiots enlisting without understanding why people enlist for the army in the first place.

  • @7graywolf7 exactly

  • @melbyRick How is that...I don't even...?

  • Huh... well I would agree with most of what you said, Razorfist, but I have to feel like you missed the point of all the bullshit ten-cent philosophy piled into these shit-fest FPS games for high school and college kids who mostly have never read philosophy of any kind in their lives. Of course it's juvenile, it's not meant to be thought-provoking or discussed at length. It's obviously brainwashing for the dipshits who will see army ads in the Game Informer magazine and be good little soldiers.

  • @BurningRaids Yes. God of War had an epic sense of scale to 'distract' me from the combat. Sonic 1 + 2 had high speeds to 'distract' me from the side-scrolling. And Oblivion had a large world to 'distract' me from the role-playing.

    A good game at it's core has a primary set of mechanics that other aspects of the game (story, setting, graphics, tone, side mechanics, etc.) try to compliment to enhance the game. If you don't like shooting, why do you play FPS games?

  • @BurningRaids

    Opinion [uh-pin-yuhn]

    1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.

    2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.

  • @BurningRaids Sorry to hear you didn't like it. I too thought the humour/story was 'meh', but I found the game to actually have color and the skillshot system was (in my opinion) unique and brought creativity and depth. It was still a bit too linear and could have used more weapons and a MUCH better story (or humour) but I thought it was a step in the right direction.

    Every game mechanic gets repetitive after a while, that's why we need variety and creativity to keep things fresh.

  • when will you do a Saints Row The Third Review

  • Good Video Razor XD

  • Derpy Hooves =D I dont care if you hate or like ponies Razorfist, that made my day.

  • I honestly love both these games (I love First Person Shooters), but I definitely understand and agree with moat of your opinions.

  • I actually told my friends (who happen to be FPS fanboys) that Sonic the Hedgehog was better then their oh so precious MW3. So they try do defend like this;

    "It's an 18 rated game so it's better!"

    "Look how many it sold!"

    "Sonic's Gay!"

    And they wonder why I've started to hate CoD.

  • @Croreloth But Sanic has been a terrible series that should have died ten years ago

  • @Guyof1kanswers And why should it have died? God, you're acting just like my friends.

  • @Guyof1kanswers at least sonic had some good games.

  • @alondite345 CoD4 was a great game, and World at War was...ok I guess, MW2 is when everything started going to shit. Of course these are all [spoiler]opinions[/spoiler]

  • Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3 suck? HOLD THE PHONES!

  • Call of Battlefield was the best xD

  • I'm so done with shooters, apart from the occasional game of halo or team fortress 2 whole genre has become unappealing to me. At least Halo and Team Fortress have personality to them, I can't tell any of these god damn iron sight shooters apart anymore.

  • Wait, the name of the protagonist in MW3 is Frosty? But that's the nickname I've been using for over a decade! Pfft, this sucks... I better go delete those old videos from when I still liked CoD before I get grouped in with the children :<

    PS My name comes from my obsession with Aliens (film) and AvP2 (game)

  • God, how do you even have time to breathe?

  • @keilxkey2255

    It's called editing.

  • That shot at the Game Overthinker made milk come out of my nose...

  • Did you get a new mic? Voice sounds really good in this one.

  • I'll be honest, I could barely tell which was Battlefield and which was Modern Warfare.

  • @BurningRaids I would associate the term 'traditional' with some of the classics in the genre like Doom, Half-life, Duke Nukem 3D, Unreal, etc. Not those hum-drum bastardized modern FPS games you mentioned; they broke 'tradition' in almost every way. With the exception of Bulletstorm, which retains some of the vibrance, simple fun, and creativity the genre was built on, even if it had its flaws.

  • Wishful thinking, but unfortunately my cynical mind won't except the idea of something this bad to just go away. Unholy monstrosities like these need to be killed in the most horrible way imaginable. I vote drawn and quartered.

  • Oh my god, he has eye's!!! o.O

  • 4:02

    Cool, the Battlefield 1942 mod Desert Combat.

  • 5:15 so is Razorfist a brony?

  • I thought Skyrim was the next review, but whatever. Good comparison of those two games

  • FPS's are like the Metal genre: completely ridiculous and horrifying for most people, shallow and stupid for fans of more "sophisticated" stuff.Just like the Metal genre, FPS are over saturated in the market, spawning infinite copies of the same formulaic game. Just like with Metal music these games are there to exploit the frustration and anger of testosterone-driven teenagers. If you look at them objectively they are ridiculous but end of the day that's what they are all about.

  • @BurningRaids If that's taken into account, then every game is an RPG because you play a role in each one. I still see the FPS descriptor being fine for Bioshock. And something about traditional games? You'll have to clarify that.

  • He blatantly says that the games are nearly the same but battlefield 3 has vehicles...uhhh...wrong? There are MANY features which cod doesn't have..that bf3 DOES. Examples: Bullet drop, Mile long maps, Higher customization (barrel, flash suppress) Not only that, but can we expect razorfist to give an accurate review? Taking into account he doesn't like the fps genre?

  • @leay4 I have gone on a very tiring scavenger hunt and have still not found where it says 'review' on this video.

  • You mentioned in an earlier video that you don't care for FPS games. That being said, why do you play them than?

  • I know it's just one image, and unrelated to the video as a whole, but the Occupy Wall Street photo was some straw-man bullshit. Thinking that some of the corporations in America at present are getting ridiculous government benefits and breaks doesn't equate to thinking that all corporations (and by extension, their products) are evil.

  • @ColonelPandabear

    I think 'straw-man' may be the most overused, nigh-meaningless term on the internet.

    People should use generalization more.

  • @xRazorFistx Well even then, not all generalizations are bad; it's still difficult to pigeon-hole that pic though.

    I would say it's oversimplification through generalization with a hint of composition... or would it be generalization through oversimplification.... eh now Im just being pedantic.

  • @ColonelPandabear You sir are missing the entire purpose of OWS movement. go read their 22 deceleration and you will know what they are trying to prevent.

  • While I do not wish to be expelled from the Church of Razorfist (he from whom all that is good and righteous in this universe emerges), I will suggest for viewers not to assume the word "Banal" rhymes with...well, what Sasha Grey does. A lot. More like those things in Venice, if pronounced by William F Buckley. I will also add that the C in eschew is silent. It is only our master that is permitted to use words in any manner he sees fit. Carry on, slaves and minions of Lord Rage.

  • @ceounicom

    You're correct about banal. I changed it for effect.

    Eschew, you're incorrect about, though. It can be pronounced either way.

  • Good review, except for one thing.

    Why are FPS games 'fundamentally flawed'? It seems like you won't give the time of day to anything that isn't an RPG or fighter. What? They give you lots of choice and freedom? Well, flying pink tits! Yes, they do give you choice and freedom. That's good. But when I come home from a shitty day at work or I'm hammered/tired as hell, do you think I feel like micromanaging and making choices? There is room for every genre. Just admit FPS is not your thing.