Shoplifting Fail

[aznmaniii12345]

wow did she actually write a list of things she was trying to steal? XD

[thecritic2007]

tHATS MY MOMMY

[erikpedrogabriel]

Dumb bitch

[Rhyas9]

Ma'am, bring a bigger bag. And do put EVERYTHING inside so we don't have to body-search you and get negative publicity :p

[natschmat917]

Ha, ha. I like how she stuffs things in her bag then takes out her list and crosses them out!

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

Sneaky cheap bitch thought she was slick and thought she was going to get away with it.. haha bitch you thought wrong!

[GHOSTGURUVJ0]

Shopping trolley is still empty without pay at! Should have to pay for item, before she'll leave. Now look, is pretty bad girl isn't!

[GHOSTGURUVJ0]

Naughty, naughty, naught girl! She gone to jail to hell, ah!!!!

[nlgdunedin]

I'll push a trolley rould for ten minutes and not put anything in it,,, that won't look suspicious!

[cyberfreakct38]

@nlgdunedin

its not just the empty cart that made her look suspicious, but also the massive purse.

[R4221S]

i like the music too



[SuperElLeche2]

she is dumb

[tekubus]

What an enormous waste of my time.

[blazefirefist22]

i am lucky liek wen i want to steal from walmart like lets say some apple headphones the ones with the mic all i got to do is grab it walk to were they have the baby things rip it out throw it and bamb good to go beacuse in the baby iall there are no camreas

[TheChancey08]

all that stuff may have been equivalent to about 50 bucks if tht much!! b1tch you better pop that cat and swing that head#brokeb1tch

[TheSt777n]

i dontb saee3 how shnder swghrteasl it. im toov busyt easrtiobn nmty pizzaa.

[TBird4490]

With this shitty camera I feel like I could steal everything in the electronics department within 2 frames...

[JQin931]

Good bust. I fkn hate wen ppl take their sweet time to steal.

[luis3826]

I work at Kmart and even though it sucks we all look forward to watching loss prevention make busts lol

[OutyMan]

Such hotness is wasted.

[eagleindian2]

how come a person can be so stupid even in this case?

[JOOP60606]

whenever I go shoplifting they dont play music like this for me :-(

[Zippyzah]

Why not just pay for the stuff? You make more money in a day doing a minimum wage job than the worth of any six or seven items you can slip into a purse at a grocery store. Stupid.

[FeetsAndButts]

Total moron

Both for stealing AND for doing such a lousy job on it

[jamiehinks]

What's the music? I like it.

[prn7758]

@jamiehinks its titled "Both Oceans" by 'Perfume Tree'

[cyberfreakct38]

@jamiehinks

the artist is listed under the likes and dislikes.

Both Oceans by Perfume Tree

[annlikescats]

LOL at the end

[DazzleGlow]

Idiot. spent so much time blatantly stuffing her bag, like she wanted to get caught!

[safh12]

LOL bar soap isle XD

[1993poeta]

When your going to steal always pick two of the same items, but try to make it seems it's just one object, walk around but at the same time get what your planning to get, at last just leave one item there, the cam will be WTF .... Well I only steal bicycle cards lol it's easier :)

[ZachWild1123]

Lol

[DHopper42]

If her purse was empty when she cam in it proves intent and become felony burglary

[daknees1996]

i thought that was brittney spears O.o

[chadberry75]

why? is it..always the pretty one's...he..

[mounlasy]

They have people they pay to do this all day.

[zamang1975]

good job the should cut off her hand

[Husavikur]

This girl is batshit crazy.

You can't go around opening things up and sniffing them. She's using her mouth to open things and then putting them back on the shelf.

She freeking sniffs everything in the store!

[TheTwiztidmind]

nice slide show

[go2997]

I like her "Items I Need To Steal" Checklist

[GisherJohn24]

I'd bone her to set her free

[MyCheaky]

wow ticking the stuff on her list she wanted great job

[ahbosh]

this is like cheap porn...too much foreplay

[cky12a]

Wow an Albertson's that actually prosecutes? Good to see they were doing their job today. To you people out there giving tips on how to steal get a life will ya?

[MrKon14]

NEVER spend to much time in store if your going to steal, Go in before hand and KNOW what your going to steal, plan how you can avoid cameras. then go back and go straight to the item of choice, steal it in a clever way so the camera guy gets confused if hes watching and is unsure, and then go straight out shop, then get lost as fast as possible. That way it all happened to fast, DONT walk around in the store and waste time thinking your being smart, all thats doing is giving them more time.

[floresjr831]

@MrKon14

never go straight to the item and select. its a huge red flag. instead look around but not too long. once u got the item you want pretend ur interested in purchasing it. look at the prise. read the description or ask questions !!!!

[chief23831]

@MrKon14 .....what a piece of shit!!....lmao!!! come into my store sometime you lil dumb fuck!!! see how well it works for ya!!

[Jacomelo117]

@chief23831 what kind of store do you own?

[alack87]

@MrKon14 Most importantly, why would you reveal to be a thief openly on the internet? Cuz that's clever!

(Better that way, tbh)

[jaydh78]

@MrKon14 true, or dont steal at all, get a job.

[EvelinaXsweet]

@MrKon14

Thanks,i with friend in summer go in the shop and we steal all.Candies,dvds,and other.But one day in the big shop i with others friends go kindnapped,and police catch us,i never cant do this,i was just 11.but now i am 12,in 16,15 years i do this again,i want this,Galbūt jūs norėjote ieškoti: jie manes neatpazinsi

they will not recognize me,i will change my style,and have many makeovers

[79crystalcrazy]

@EvelinaXsweet you will get caught one day my friend!

[GamingProductions360]

@MrKon14 and if your in the store too long they can see ur face too

[dragon1234178]

@MrKon14 Step by step instructions on how to end up in cuffs.

[Kicksalotofassasarus]

@MrKon14

Yeah, well you have to keep in mind most people put as much hard work and thought into stealing as they do their everyday lives, which is why they are stealing to begin with. Being a Criminal or anything else to succeed it does take SKILL, and hard work to be any good at it.

[xMileyCuddlesx]

@MrKon14 Know from experience ?

[jim191185]

@MrKon14 or, pay for things like normal humans do.

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

@jim191185 Exactly.. I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it..

[killerNC17]

@MrKon14 thats what my pal and i did, we got away with 7 videogames

[killerNC17]

@MrKon14 god bless the clearence signs for blocking cameras

[mydogprick]

shes way to slow get it and forget it im not giving up my tactics its to easy

[Hannible100]

if i was the store detective i,d have arrested her and told her i,d let her go if she let me fuck her lmfbo

[3511able]

It would be awful to be ugly, fat and dumb and then get busted.

[smithstrick]

she was waisting waaaay to much time and at least put something in the cart.

[vnyc82]

the fuck is she doing? My number one rule of shoplifting is go in, get it, and leave before they even know youre the store. all about quickness. not roaming up and down every isle of the store for an hour.

[barratdeo]

Y steal? its fun to some, habitual to others, but consider the fact that it costs money to put on the shelves.

[KahunaGraffiti]

00:09 BANKSY!!!! YAAAAAAAA

[Alphapredator1]

@XxR3MONxX Its 3am, + she's not the only one.

[TinkerBebe]

Wow, the police got there in record time. Must've been a slow night. I worked with Asset Protection at Walmart and once it took them 3 hours to get there to pick up two shoplifters.

[drewswift]

SHUT UP CRIME!

[MsLovehugs]

Her bag was geting fat lol!

[TheRecon911]

Why is the camera deliberately following her?

[SpiderRider3]

@TheRecon911 the guys in the security move can move it with a joystick

[TheRecon911]

@SpiderRider3 I don't recall asking you :D

[firefwi]

@TheRecon911 you're an idiot , you post an open question on a public forum like this then be a total jerk to someone who responds to you... tool!

[Alphapredator1]

@TheRecon911 ...

[go2997]

@TheRecon911 It's acting like a motion detecting camera. A lot of parking lots have them. Either that, or this lady has been caught before, and secuity was tipped off. At 3:54 she is completely still and she moves her foot and the camera pans down. Then at 4:12 it zooms out to catch a worker moving in the background. This is why I think it's a motion detecting camera.

[misasiasi]

@TheRecon911

are u stupid?

[EmilioCasavegas]

Who was the dumbass who paired this music with this video? Cuz it really doesnt make any sense.

[Triistaann]

@EmilioCasavegas it does, but ur to dumb to understand that so nvm

[EmilioCasavegas]

@Triistaann I'm not dumb motherfucker, you must be confused.

[Triistaann]

@EmilioCasavegas i am, my bad then

[EmilioCasavegas]

Whos was the dumbass who paired this music with this video? Cuz it really doesnt make any sense.

[oshawaxpress]

@EmilioCasavegas - nor does repeating yourself but ya did it anyway

[EmilioCasavegas]

@oshawaxpress Uhh, I'm pretty sure I only said that once... Unless I double posted or some other such inconsequential bullshit.

[EmilioCasavegas]

@oshawaxpress btw, you're a fag.

[armor452]

Thank god for DVR this shit would give me a headache.

[774434]

YAY! 303!

[Xcoming2]

save energy by making this video shorter

[MikeyBear2009]

i hate methheads tweekers!! they steal n run!

[30Tree30]

Did I jus really watch this same fuckin girl for 10 mins? Wtf

[OneTrillNigga07]

stealing is fundemental but this bitch took to long and thats why she got caught

[Alphapredator1]

@OneTrillNigga07 When you steal you lose your rights (like freedom or physical integrity). If someone beats you for stealing you can't even complain, you gave them permission by stealing (only a pussy doesn't take responsibility for his/her acts). It's 21st century, there are cameras in every store. On the other hand shoplifters amuse us in youtube vids, thank world for dumbasses who think they are geniuses.

[ierapetra23]

steal list!!! rolf

[mlyon834]

There's nothing wrong with stealing food if you're starving.

[Alphapredator1]

@mlyon834 I agree. But it puzzles me: Is she starving for shampoo and beauty products?

[Haxer4life1980]

Love how she steal t then marks it off her list. sheesh

[ToneProject]

She needs to self her pussy

[kirababy35]

Dude thats why u look for cameras before u steal then leave

[VIOLETLUVV]

Thats Why You Get What You Need And Leave = D

[GlenQuagmire1996]

Shouldn't she be in the kitchen?

[Lunarmoon13]

what a dumb chcik the first thing a professional would do is check to see if any one is watching then check the ceiling for security camers they now come in every store

[shitmonkey5150]

what a stupic chick.. she is so not smooth.. thats ok,, easy bag and a good stat,,lol

[whiteliberal1]

To anyone who wants to know the name of this chick, she goes by the moniker (FugitiveCon).

She is currently serving probation for this incident!

[RainbowSpitter]

Love how she steals it and goes ok lemme just scratch that off my list.

[DorPurseFreak]

Loosers, Always Taking what's not Theirs !

[ryanmb23]

@XxR3MONxX did you notice its late out possibly a 24 hour wal-mart. So if its 3am there wouldnt be alot of people there and if thats the only thing your goin on then your not very observant!!!

[HELLL000]

when im at work i can hear the cameras following me around (i dont steal!) i think the guys back there are just looking at my butt D:

[Alphapredator1]

@HELLL000 I hope you're a chick. 

[toxickontent]

this video is almost as funny as proteinshake weight for men!!!!!

[roger62383]

i wonder if she is single

[dragonmom12]

i watched this and im like the omg cat and i say holly balls is that my mom?

[charkee1]

Wonder if she is back on the streets yet?

[Microglia1]

The music, in low volume, sounds like my stomach growling...it's weird cause I just ate a big meal.

[seanseanseanseansean]

Smack that ass

[Zebras721]

People are just this dumb these days lols

[DYKEPALS]

lol @ her grocery list but never puts anything in her cart

[Tippy2forU]

Did she not think there were cameras? I used to work in a department store when I was in college. The first thing we would look for were the women with the big purses and nothing in their cart.

[jjm2534]

fuck this video. how can u even watch the whole thing. and that music does not help.

[randomcrap2012]

Dumb bitch took to long I didn't get to finish the video cuz I got bored

[GoGETTA959]

this hoe needs EBT.

[stormruler1]

fake

[caspks16moo]

did that chick actually lick that tube? so... if I purchased that same bottle her groseness would be on my body???? ewww.... this gives you a tip on purchasing items... besure they have the label still attached and the seal is not broken,,, cuz you could be walkn out with that shit and not even realize a bitch had her tonge on it...

[ryanperez98]

@caspks16moo I use to do Asset Protection at Wal-Mart and I watched I don't know how many girls put lipstick on and put it back on the shelf. It makes me sick.

[CT2507]

wow... she really sucks at shoplifting. she puts everything in that silly bag of hers. and she never heard of cameras?!

[superskullkid]

well maybe she is just poor and cant afford to feed her family =o

[JulianneSparrow2]

@superskullkid So she's going to feed them lotion and beauty products? At least that's what it looks like she's taking.

[Alphapredator1]

@superskullkid So she feeds them with shampoo.

[MrExit15]

white people are the biggest fucking thieves. Ughhh they steal everything

[Tortchclaw]

@MrExit15 jeese, you fucking racist.

[ACelloFella]

I heard they took her in the back, and then Robert Deniro told her she could have the items, or the hammer, but she can't have both.

[armgp4293]

Why the hell would she even grab the cart and not even pretend to be shopping by putting stuff in it? 

[NicNacPTac01]

She was stealing 4 her meth addiction.

[AstrophelTDeath]

Word of advice if you are going to steal for walmart make sure you know what your are taking never spend more than 10 minutes in the store, I have a friend that used to steal Ipods and Psp from stores like that. Don't take your time. And don't steal food, thats just stupid, I mean steal a drink or something but don't steal stupid shit.

[MrRobby707]

cool intro lol

[cirquedumike]

AND PLUS SHES IN THERE FOREVER LOOKING MORE STUPID!...IF YOUR GONNA STEAL...MAKE IT QUICK..BUT DONT STEAL IN THE FIRST PLACE :D

[cirquedumike]

WAYYYY TO OBVIOUS!...and then you walk out buying nothing!!!!!??????....dumb bitch!!!.....award for the most dumbest shoplifter!!!......and wtf is up with the grocery list?!?!?...like there is anything in the cart n e ways!!..hahaha

[lcd1972]

i really hate people like this piece of shit... like to kick her face and all those that steal...

[cikie100]

@lcd1972 so when the government take all your money and your house and you will be in debt for your whole life it is okay but when you take something from them it is wrong?

[lcd1972]

@cikie100 my friend dont matter who is it, the goverment or a person, i hate it iqual...

[JoshFritz561]

@cikie100 yeah.. because the gov only takes your house if you get caught selling drugs out of it..  otherwise it's the bank... in florida if it's paid for... only drug sales can take your home.. at least your primary home.

[cikie100]

@JoshFritz561 well not in my land!!! if you didn't pay a bill you would be given 1 more week

if then you didn't give the money you're house will be taken until you can pay

if you get caught selling drugs it would not be a too big deal unless you take drugs

[armgp4293]

@cikie100 So when did Wal Mart become the government?

[TyVBuccaneer]

@cikie100 The government doesn't own this store, nor the farmers that grew the produce.

[cikie100]

@TyVBuccaneer it doesn't own the store but do you seriously think it comes from a farm?!

[TyVBuccaneer]

@cikie100 you think produce grows out in the middle of the street? Maybe on Capitol Hill? Your ass?

[asoka2000]

@cikie100 The difference is when the gov't takes your house from you it's because you owe them money, where as in a store when you take something it's not because the store owes you it's because you're too damn cheap to pay for what you want and that's what is called stealing.

As far as the money goes ya I agree, all these tax payers money that goes into the gov't's pocket is a form of stealing.

[ladiesman11321]

@cikie100 if the government took your house and money is because you obviously didnt deserve it. why should she get to steal when others work and pay for their things.

[baddmaddogg]

@cikie100 She is not stealing from the government, she is stealing from a private business. She's a terrible theif by the way... Everyone knows to look for the blindspots...

[aspenaspen]

@cikie100 Yes it is , because you know what you are supposed to pay and to not do. if you dont do these things you can only blame yourself

[lockoutpmp]

@cikie100: only dumbasses who dont pay taxes get their houses taken away plus you get that money back later so what are you bitching about?

[Alphapredator1]

@cikie100 Yes it's OK because when the government (or bank more precisely) takes your house it's because you haven't paid for it or other stuff. The bank is just taking what belongs to them. If you steal from a store you are stealing from the store workers and owners, not from the government. You steal because you are not smart and therefore you could never get a decent job, I bet you felt identified with that dumb blonde in the video.

[Alphapredator1]

@lcd1972 I wish I could give your comment more likes.

[nidagichole]

she's dumb...lingering way too long...looks suspicious. i hate people who use their teeth to open shit too...gross.

[puluvas]

@spatzilly

You complained about women not having jobs, and then said that them having jobs is ruining "efficiency", so what side are you on now?

[puluvas]

@spatzilly

i think there are plenty of women with "real" jobs.

[LadyAsuna]

LMFAO! Wow. She was stealing things and marking it off her list...

[umakemeugly]

White Trash!

[trillionsofatoms]

I haven't emailed anyone...your a complete idiot! Just like the chick in this video!!

[HKLesterol]

the first 1:11 of this song should of been a song in itself and the title should be called "head bobbing with shifty eyes"

[trillionsofatoms]

I do not have to attack anyone... IM ENTITLED TO IT!! LOL

The only thing on this earth that anyone is entitled to is death! Its twisted minded people that use the word "entitled" in their vocabulary that sicken me....Im going to go vape some Cindy-99 so I can cope with people like you.

[WretchedAndSparkling]

Thats really sad.

[iamadeadghostgirl]

You cant help but wonder dosent she know that there are cameras in the store?

[Smokie181]

@iamadeadghostgirl yeah! i've been watching a lot of these shoplifting vids and I can't believe how many people still try to steal when there are camera all over the place. The only way to steal and not be seen by camera's is get out of line of sight, which is usually very hard. either that or you have to be really sneaky and hide behind a small display, turn your back and use natural movements. I use to steal so much crap. Only got caught when I was about 12 yr old. But not worth it now.

FACT: LP usually catches someone on the second trip through, unless the perp is brazen, lazy, and stupid.