Venom - Teacher's Pet

[TheExoticmoments]

bla,, call it what you want but back in the 80's this was underground Metal.

[paintman79]

Hell Yeah!!

Teacher's WET!!!!

[SterbendDSBM]

they are the creators of black metal as far as i know, but that doesnt give them all the credit, this is rather Heavy Metal...it had to morph into something else to be called true black metal

[ImtheCauseofDeath]

0:00 - 0:04 eargasm

[infidelamerica]

Alot of people say they picture James Hetfield being the frontman of Venom... But I always picture Cronos singing when I hear metallica, except it's like a pussy Cronos that's nowhere near as good as the real one.

[flanymayyo]

Everytime i listen to this song i think about my boyfriend and I

This is "our" song XD

Pure fucking metal love!!!! jajajajaja

[megaman1332]

Love the solo and break into blues from metal...Just like Black Sabbath.

[ImtheCauseofDeath]

epic intro and awesome song

[dawallaby82]

coolest thing about cronos is that he doesn't get political. "who am i? I'm just in a band" he says. fucking sheryl crow, take notes from this guy!

[ClassicIron15]

venom has  been naughty!!!

[Dairydin]

Y don't they recognize ANTHONY BRAY on Wikipedia!?! He can drink Jack with no problem in nightmare video shoot.

[MourningGlory22]

PATHETIC

[leparmessiah12]

@MourningGlory22 just like your sex life

[TyLeR44GiBsOn]

@leparmessiah12 thats funny

[surfexp]

@MourningGlory22 Ignorant or Troll!

Blues at is best

[ThrashManiac01]

Kickass !!

[lolatmyaccounts]

2:33 i didnt know venom was from newcastle till i heard that bit

[jfkdjfd]

Teacher's Pet, Teachers wet, haha, fuckers. I used to have a math teacher hot as hell man. She was a blonde with D's man, hot ass woman man. Every kid wanted her. Summer was the best. Hot teacher, i will never forget. Venome makes it fun to try in school.

[Wiiwillrockyouup]

Damn that fucking intro scares the shit outta me....espicialy since my teachers a dude O.o

[DirtyRottenTyler]

3 people did not fuck their teacher.

[dogslam13]

the beginning is just pure awesome "teacher caught me masturbating underneath the desk!"

[tepidmoose]

@thekinderfresser in a different league... with satan.

[SebaxtianUN]

excelente

[xXDarkFuneralXx666]

HAIL VENOM

[isaidmurder]

Teachers wet!

[MSGDK]

Maybe the only ''funny'' song of their first period. Of course classic.

[bba011]

i dnt know y but reminds me of hot for teacher by van halen lolz

[bicominetecaralhete]

the intro is awesome hahahaha

[Boxingbear]

Not one of my favorite Venom tunes..but still OK.

[blashyrhkRAAA]

This isn't black metal, black sabbath is more black mtal then this garbage.If anything was inspired from this band to black metal, it wasn't the music, it was the image.

[kushix1]

@blashyrhkRAAA OK YOU FUCKTARTS that know nothing about metal BlackSabbith influenced HEAVY METAL not dark metal, not doom metal, and not DEATH METAL!!!! Venom inspired the creation of DEATH METAL, DOOM METAL, and DARK METAL.......im getting sick and tired of you little kids insulting death metal by saying that BlackSabbith inspired it!!!

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@kushix1 Wat. wa wat wat Black Sabbath didn't influence Doom Metal? Black Sabbath IS Doom Metal.

[BlackNorwegianMetal]

@ThazuaBlackarrow heavy metal -.-

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@BlackNorwegianMetal Black Sabbath is Doom Metal. They started as Doom Metal. They started Doom Metal. They are Doom Metal. Doom Metal is Metal at its basic form, because Black Sabbath is Metal as its basic form: Doom Metal.

[ionepgp]

@ThazuaBlackarrow no black sabbath is rock'n'roll not some shitty doom crap, black sabbath goes way before doom and metal even existed

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@ionepgp I dunno what's worse. You calling Black Sabbath rock 'n' roll, or you using "Shitty" and "crap" to describe one of the best Metal genres.

Black Sabbath is Metal. Black Sabbath is Doom Metal. Doom Metal is Metal at its basic form. Doom Metal is great.

[ionepgp]

@ThazuaBlackarrow Ok turd brain the term didn't existed at the time. Sabbath goes before doom retard. The very definition of metal is thrash. If you don't like thrash you can't call yourself metalhead. That doom shit is slow and there's no energy in it. Go snort some coke.

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@ionepgp Black Sabbath IS doom. The term didn't exist but the music still did and Sabbath was Metal. Doom Metal.

The definition of Metal is not Thrash lol. You're being stupid now. Doom Metal has tons of energy, Doom Metal is one of the best Metal genres, as I said. People who don't realize that are stupid. Thrash, Doom, and NWOBHM. Simple.

[ionepgp]

@ThazuaBlackarrow No reason to talk about Sabbath's genre they are simply Sabbath, they are unique. Some old doom stuff is ok like Mercy or Trouble but I consider that HM. I'm more into old school thrash stuff like Sodom, Razor etc.

[Zavebe669]

@BlackNorwegianMetal  Wiki: Hard Rock,Heavy Metal,Doom Metal.

[TheJoulupukki97]

@Zavebe669 wiki=shitty place where only nerds and even BOTS write stuff, that looks like very verbalsitic, but its really just crap, unles u wanna know how worms shit or sumthing.

[shitfaced1312]

@blashyrhkRAAA pathetic poser

get a job or something......

[blashyrhkRAAA]

@shitfaced1312 Haha who's the poser? The one displaying his opinion for music he actually doesn't like all that much, preferring other later music that would be considered a poser, or the faggot who judges his music library by what is currently considered to be true metal and should be respected and listened to because it's a metal legend or something, and you know you don't even listen to them, you keep them in your library in the hopes that someone will notice your "elite metal status".

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@blashyrhkRAAA The first three Venom albums are called "The Black Metal trilogy" for a reason. No matter what those fucking tr00 kvlt black metal kiddies will claim, Black Metal owes it's existence to Venom because every form of Black Metal is, in a way, influenced by them, image, music, production methods, everything. From Bathory, to NME, to the Norwegian shit, to any Black Metal anywhere. Venom is king.

[emdeth]

thanks for Posting this I havent got to hear it for years that was really good

[cannibalborgir971]

ja, i love that fucking intro!

[xMrMetalheadx]

Venom influenced every badass genre in the history of metal

They are metal as fuck \,,/

[evilmaniac999]

@xMrMetalheadx you're close... don't forget Black Sabbath... Without Black Sabbath there wouldn't be any Venom, so that they can influence thash/speed/power/black metal... So Black Sabbath kinda started all!

[lolatmyaccounts]

@evilmaniac999 yep black sabbath are the gods

[CodyRicheson]

There was very likely no other metal in 1982 that was this hard.

[bruteeliminater]

@CodyRicheson Slayer maybe.

[CodyRicheson]

@bruteeliminater, Slayer didn't release their studio debut until 1983.

[bruteeliminater]

@CodyRicheson But Slayer was formed in 1981 they just didn't have an official album.

[gronkomat]

these are, by far, the best lyrics ever written. the good old teacher-student sex fantasy is a timeless classic.

[AdammTheDude]

This one proved me that Venom is not that sellout grunt metal, like todays black metal. They should have learn from Venom.

[TruemetalandpunkONLY]

Hehe, this song reminds me of a hot staff member at my old high school. Venom FTW! Cronos is THE metal frontman! \m/ \m/

[Xallo72]

Never liked this one!

[HomicidalAxe]

I love that guitar intro and 0:00 - 4:39

[Veruon96]

Best lyrics. Ever.

[numnutth]

you can definitely hear the punk influence in early black metal

[TheBuffaloChicken]

The Black Metal Gods!! V-E-N-O-F'in-M!!

[666smoothie]

very bluesly:)

I like it:thumbs up!:

[cuttlefisch]

Just a great song!!

[PsycopathalRed]

venom plays in a satan's league.metallica plays in a gays league

[AgentFlea]

@PsycopathalRed Satan is a faggot. You didn't know? o.o

[snakepitrockerHQ]

@PsycopathalRed dude stop trollin' and enjoy the music!

[InstantH3llMurd3r]

haha, the solo's sweet.

[BlackSanotaru]

Lol!! thrash Blues!! that sounds Good!!

[diegosanchez83203520]

good song of the band venom

[acehead0987]

i got caught and finished on my teachers blouse. He was a kid once 2, I got 2 detentions no big deal

[NeverAloneForever]

What was that at the beginning? lol

[boofyBlackMetal]

Teacher caught me masturbating underneath the desk, never happened to me though.

[6filthy66]

LOL  I got caught as i was about to start hey she was hottt. n i was young stupid n full of juice.

[NeverAloneForever]

@boofyBlackMetal You didn't get caught?

[Jacarter99]

happend to me tho, tru story

[gregsobekofficial]

teachers pet, teachers wet. heil venom

[YYYhysteria]

i wish there was a music video for this

[chicksdigmetal2]

Thanks for posting this classic Venom song.

Metal fans will also enjoy Baltimore's VSD. recorded live in 1987, VSD- Girl Troubles, Lubrication, the classic Kill Your Kids, and 4 more great heavy songs for your metal listening enjoyment.

[MrFreeOliveira]

Venom is the only thing worth to be heard in black metal...!

[metalxx7]

lol @ the lyrics..

[musicalkaratekid]

That song fucking rocks-a hell of a lot:D

I love how vintage venom always sound-premium metal\m/

[muhameman]

god listens to venom

[Vampiregrunge95]

venom music is deadlier than a venom bite ROCK ON!

[aarongtr180]

HAHAHA the solo at the beginning

[MetalAntoBlackSter]

Good morning class, good morning miss...

[MattBodossian]

i think cronos fucked debra lafave

the hottest teacher a student can ever fuck

[mansondevil33]

@MattBodossian I fucked her too.

[slimv29]

@MattBodossian Haha yeah, I don't think she deserved to be punished, fuck a hot teacher at the right age, and you are a God!!!

[TheKinderfresser]

what?! metallica? thats venom, not metallica...they are a different league.

[Pku86]

yea like metallica is not metal anymore, and Venom is

[Yarpenn]

Venom is in league with Satan : )

[snnewland]

@TheKinderfresser Venom was way before Metallica!!

[mbm13213]

@TheKinderfresser

Venom and the Texas Rangers are in the American League.

Metallica and satan are in the National League......pussies

The American League rules!!!!!!

[dragonstylekungfu]

@mbm13213 fuck ass mettalica is way more talented then these people and metallicas guitar is way heavier these ppls guitar is if u listen just blues riffs with some pizzazz

[steveboy213]

@dragonstylekungfu mettalica is overrated...they sell mettaclica shirts at wal-mart....lollololololz and u a slayer fan?

[slimv29]

@dragonstylekungfu Big deal, nothing wrong with the blues

[metalmillita666]

right on bro

[TheMoogleMaster]

Great song from venom! One of there few songs that don't deal with Satan.

[SerchTV]

hahaha, instead of that it talks about bien caught masturbating in class and having sex with the teacher.

[DarkWolfStudio]

I like Venom because they're so unbelievably ridiculous

[Metalwurst666]

TEACHERS FAT!!!

[GORDOTHRASHER]

malditossssssssssssssss

[TheRagman666]

teachers fucken wet , wet , oh wet

[Grzegorz911]

Awesome

Hail VENOM!

[icecube0606]

my new fav venom song \m/

[jetshull]

i went out with this chick who surprised me and wanted to hear it, back in '85 she saw it in my collection............. i wonder what ever happened to her.

[blodstainer]

she prob went out with ya teacher

[PORTLANDSEATTLE]

Kawagajamos. Dudes. Hail to the Mountain Gnome of The God of Gods. Whatever you call the poor loser.

[joeschmoe2003]

I love that blues solo in the middle!

[WILDSTARZ88]

i agree with evilmick66

[hummanity]

Damn this song is so fucking funny. I don't care about the environment were gonna die anyways, blame it to the capitalists they done it.

[gm8t]

genius solo!

[wesseboyman]

teachers wet....herhehe

[wesseboyman]

teachers wet.......hehehe

[PsychicGirl25]

I love nature with all of my soul, and I feel like I have to save the environment, but how? To everyone who sees this comment, I am reaching out to you guys for help. For the sake of mother Earth and her beautiful creations, please do everything you can to protect the planet. And please, spread the word to as many people as possible. After all, it only takes a small group like us to change the world for the better.

[Rogasoukidan]

ill sacrifice a virgin for our planet

[evilmaniac999]

what's this so fockin' important for a venom song? huh?!... I would fuck a girl instead of taking care of the nature! haha:))... now seriosly... you suck!

[evilmick66]

Let the planet go to shit! Everyone should be killed!!

....Unless they listen to Venom.

[canteenboy94]

fuck yeah true metal for life

[cuttlefisch]

@evilmick66 Absolutely!! LMAO!!

[SexyTriggerMan]

listen to venom! there, problem solved.

[angeldemon6669]

METAL 4 LIFE..reminds me of old times getting caught in school lol

[AJN7319]

I nearly get boner from this music, too bad there isn't a female vampire displayed on here, with her boobs showing, blood dripping from her mouth,lol! OH SHIT SHE'S MY GRADE 3 TEACHER,LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Thrashaholic18]

Teacher caught me masturbating underneath the desk!! lol

[Danielllllewis]

Haha, thats so fucking funny!!

[comedybenj]

@Thrashaholic18 really was she good looking

[JewBoyJewishBoy1]

lay down your souls to the gods rock n roll

[TheGodfatherRulo]

hate song by excellence!!! if you hate any ass kisser this song makes perfect sense!!!

[burzumbeast]

kinda perverted.... i like that in a song =Đ

VENOM GODS OF BLACK METAL

[everyone who agrees give me thumbs up XD]

[RainNBlood]

All wet teacher cunts need a bit of loving from hell!

[wearsmyhat]

fuck you blind and lost! go find a burning building to get lost in!

metal is forever!!!

[joehohenester]

first I bought Welcome to hell in 81, didn´t understand that kind of music, it was so fuckin diferent from all other metal... changed it in to Black Metal, and - man! born again! After a while I bought Welcome again, and suddenly it was great, too... I miss this mixture of raw power and british humour in the new songs...

[evilmaniac999]

W.t.H. was NWOBHM dude... B.M. had the same NWOBHM sound but combined with speed metal!

[bobbyodor]

GODS

[wearsmyhat]

agreed

[sleezboy]

one of the greatest and sleaziest songs of all

I love when the band is chanting and singing altogether

[RageAgainstTheDisco]

my fucking good venom kicks ass getting a custom shirt made from cousin that has this picture on it

[BlindAndLost42]

Damn I can remember when you could buy those anywhere.Must be getting old...

[RageAgainstTheDisco]

i hope it didn't would be much easier find this getting this logo and a bathory logo

[Metalshark1989]

The Lyrics are F****** great ;-) ...i wish i had a (Good looking) female teacher xD

[ShadowChaosControl]

i had a couple throughout elementary school, too bad i was only like 9 at the time

[javiersoler666]

traduction please¡

alguien me lo puede traducir lo k dice??

[asesino1]

after all blues is the music of the devil

[evilmick66]

Oh yeah, everyone knows that real bluesmen sell their souls to Satan. It's required if one wants to make big in blues lol.

[DeadCorpse3]

yes the make the deal on a Crossroad

[handsofhell666]

very funny song but damn good

[Vogelfrei777]

Best Venom song. And yeah. It's a mixture of punk, metal and blues. The first part is metal I think. The brilliant solo is very bluesy. And than it's a rough punk song.

[evilmaniac999]

that crazy solo has a perverted feeling... makes you think about bestial sex! fuck yeah!

[peacemaker707]

it has a little bit of Punk atmosphere this song...

[Omixlakias]

black metal-motorhead and 80's british punk...

[malewhoreslag]

this rules. wild, dirty, shocking & totally OTT. venom at their best!

[thegnome85]

I never listened to venom before today. I was looking for gg allin's teacher's pet and got this instead. I guess it's a pretty cool song cuz I liked the blues breakdown If I can call it that I don't know. Peace out

[el11vn]

One of the bests songs ever!!!!!! I wish I could have been a teacher's pet. This song also shows a rare side of venom... a bit of blues to go with all the metal.

[Skaldav]

blues my ass

Pure trash/black metal In here

[rockerkid31]

Let's say the song is mostly a blues riff but speeded up to the usual tempo of black and thrash metal and with Venom's own signature sound. But hell, who cares what it is...it's good, and that's what counts \,,/

[Fergusforslipknot]

Its "Thrash" not Trash why does everybody get that wrong? lol

[Skaldav]

sometimes i get wrong

sorry

PD:SLIPKNOT IS FOR METALCORE PUSSIES

[Fergusforslipknot]

thats ok,

and dont worry i dont like them nymore,or metalcore, slipknot re mere slaves to bands like venom... slipknot is pretty much talentless too