The Simpsons "Ich Bin Ein Berliner"

[Seacadetguy]

This literally translates into 'I am a donut'

[Huntikfanful]

i life in germany...and that is a bad german syncro... xD

[Chrisificationify]

@Huntikfanful I "life" in germany , too. But my english isn't that bad.

Iive in germany

bad german synchro

[funeral4teo]

@Huntikfanful your english too

[Huntikfanful]

@funeral4teo i know (:

because i'm from germany ^^

[Hokrollo1]

Wiggum shot the donut

[NFSsuchtiD]

@ThePlikZ ich hab es so geschrieben wie man es ausspricht ;)

P.s. bin schweizer

[Acrobatdog99]

He's A Nazi! Get Him! I Love That Line.

[NFSsuchtiD]

''Ich bin oiin bärlinär'' that's not german!!! D:<

''Ich bin ain berlinär'' this is german!

[ThePlikZ]

@NFSsuchtiD No it's "Ich bin ein Berliner"

I'm german ^^

[ThePlikZ]

sorry for my English but when the simpsons were in Germany?

[mike20956]

Lmao how could he be in the Navy in the Pacific Theater when he was in the Eastern Theater with Mr.Burns?

[maxman1602]

@mike20956

Negative continuity.

[BossHossGT500]

@mike20956 *Western front.

[mike20956]

@BossHossGT500 Sorry History Teacher, I'll remember to cram that for the exam then.

[BossHossGT500]

@mike20956 DON'T FORGET TO STUDY

[mike20956]

@BossHossGT500 Faaaa-q. Lol

[jona682h]

0:05

JFK:"Ich Bin Ein Berliner". Abe Simpson:''he's a nazi, get him''

[Vanghool87]

That explains his back pain he had latter in life.

[xSuPeRNoVa100]

OMGWTFBBQTROLLRAAAAAPE!!!!

[TheTechnoToast]

wtf... a german video in english?

[niclashorror1]

In the german version he say ick binn ein berlinner

[niclashorror1]

Ich bin ein berliner

[frusciante10000]

Ironically, this is the one Simpsons clip on youtube that isn't in fucking German.

[derDunkleSithlord]

@frusciante10000 Quiet you asshole

[laprincessofdarkness]

I could watch this all day :D

[JDMiPhoner]

@laprincessofdarkness Then you are a MAJOR LOSER.

[laprincessofdarkness]

@JDMiPhoner Not really. Besides, YOU'RE the loser, if there was going to be one, because you wasted your time commenting on this. Oops.

[JDMiPhoner]

@laprincessofdarkness No bitch. What an oxymoron. You're here too. And you took the time to response as well you cunt. Stating that you could watch a 12 second clip all day makes you the fucking loser. So STFU.

[laprincessofdarkness]

@JDMiPhoner Actually, it wouldn't be an oxymoron. If it was anything, it would be a hypocritical remark :)

I took time to respond because I, probably unlike you, have a job and do not waste my whole life on the internet.

If I wanted to state that I could watch this clip all day, it is my right.

The fact that you've resulted to swearing means that you are the "loser" because you can't come up with a sensible and successful argument.

[JDMiPhoner]

@laprincessofdarkness I bet you think you're really clever right? Assuming I have no job because you think I spend my "whole life on the internet" Again I revert back to telling you tot shut the fuck up. Oh, he used language! Please. Stop embarrassing yourself any more than you already have. "I could watch this all day" was bad enough. How ironic. You tell ME that I spend all my time on the internet, yet you stated you could watch this all day. Stop fooling yourself you pig.

[laprincessofdarkness]

@JDMiPhoner It is a figure of speech. I laugh how you still have to revert to childish insults (i.e. "pig"). What are you going to do next, call me "Smelly"?

By the way, you missed out the comma before "you pig". :D

[JDMiPhoner]

@laprincessofdarkness And you're a grammar nazi? I will chalk that up to you unintentionally implying that your "superior" grammar skills are all that you have to show for a wasted liberal arts education. Arrogant and unsolicited advice is not a very persuasive way to teach English you smelly bitch.

[laprincessofdarkness]

@JDMiPhoner Am I "smelly"? Wow, you're original :D

I feel like I am a grammar Nazi, yes. Also, they are not all I have to show from attending a superior private education, I also have very good grades to present :)

Finally, I never claimed to be teaching English; I merely pointed your mistake out. Have a nice day. =]

[UniteFightBack]

press 0:07 for ANTIFA-Action

[NASCAR4ever11]

How many different jobs did abe have in the war? he fought with the flying hellfish, apparently was a pilot and according to this he was in the navy...

[Whsbusiness]

he's a dick head get him

[mbelma6329]

omg this made me die when i first saw it soooooo many years ago

[THEFACER100]

Ich hasse es, wenn in amerikanischen Filmen immer ein Deutscher als Nazi bezeichnet wird, sowas kotzt mich einfach nur an

[haraldderstarke]

@THEFACER100 Das liegt daran das du kein bisschen Sinn fuer Humor hast.

[MollKitt]

@THEFACER100

boah ja mich auch aber das hier is ja mal wohl was ganz anderes?!

[FriendlyCroock]

@THEFACER100

i agree

americans are the lowest idiots ever

and they make fun of every country like they are the best

[Tomacomo]

@FriendlyCroock

that is sarcasm, americans making fun of americans. your lack of it shows that you have an inferiority complex and you are a dirty nationalist: jealous, envious, hateful. you are obviously a savage. i command you to watch at least one american movie in the next year. I know you will obey, like a good dog.

[cruelfishy]

@Tomacomo you should be our next president

[dasalkodil]

this is sooo funny:D love the video (I'm german myself)

[VonNortheim]

Böööörlinnnna ...:-)

[SillyRollieMcmuffin2]

Don't worry, Abe, Kennedy isn't a Nazi. He's a donut...

[ObservedFIREFLY]

@SillyRollieMcmuffin2 clearly you believe in urban myths

[SuperSmashyfication]

@SillyRollieMcmuffin2 It doesn't mean donut any more than American means processed cheese. The Germans knew what he meant and the whole donut thing was invented by the press.

[LookItsCollin]

"i am a pastry"

[TheIDemizeHD]

@LookItsCollin too far

[9Hansi3]

lawl kennedy has some nice accent

[MissChikako]

Doitsu?

[mrtrin]

@MissChikako

Doitsu... no.  eheheheh

[MissChikako]

@mrtrin onhonhonhonhon... >:3

[YuuChanneru]

@MissChikako Doitsu Biiru om nom nom desu!

[Lachausis]

"Ich bin ein Springfielder"

[Tundramoth25]

It's funnier if you know he says "I'm A Berlin"

[sm81148]

I AM A PASTRY!!!!!!!

[Jaqjusfooledyals97]

He says this in black ops!

[colamix11]

@Jaqjusfooledyals97 He says this in real life O_o

[eldeano1]

doesn't that mean "I'm a donut" or something absurd ahaha

[secretname1000able]

@eldeano1 a common urban legend is that he mistranslated it saying I am a jelly donut, but that is not true.

[701068]

@secretname1000able Actually, if you took a true, literal translation, he is saying "I am a pastry (jelly doughnut), but everybody in Germany knew what he meant. The correct German statement would have been "Ich bin Berliner" (and yes, I do know that everybody in Germany callse it a "Pfannkuchen").

[pinz2022]

@701068

But, if JFK was calling himself a jelly doughnut, he would have had to use the word "Berlinerkranze", which, I believe was the proper word back in my Mom's time.

[MollKitt]

@701068

no, only in Berlin it's called Pfannkuchen.

[oforia1988]

fuck illuminati 

[ichbinsoniceman]

Das Sagen die Amis die dort überall Friedensmissionen starten,wo es Öl gibt...Abschaum.

[EikC]

@ichbinsoniceman

All I understood from that was WE LOST WW2.

[ichbinsoniceman]

@EikC shut up dumbass

[EikC]

@ichbinsoniceman

Germany did lose WW2 though.

[BigCM06]

Simpsons from the 90's is absolutely unbeatable.

[95TommyB]

Those were the days :D classic Simpsons -3

[BroderLol23]

What does it mean anyway, to say that you're a berlin guy?

[FNGLHR]

@BroderLol23 No it means you're a doughnut.

[stud20084977]

@BroderLol23 It means that you are citizen of Berlin, silly

[dragoo468]

the translation is im a jelly donut

[RyanBrooksby]

sounds a bit like the Mayor...

[Deathlionas]

du möchtest es ungeschehen machen... es waren ja blos etwas über 3 milionen menschen die deine vorfahren ermordet hatten vor noch nocht einmal einem 3/4 jahrhundert. du dummes stück dreck wo du auch aus deutschland her kommst ich hoffe du bekommst mal das selbe zu spühren wie deine vorfahren den menschen angetan haben!

[colamix11]

@Deathlionas Alter was hast den du für ein Problem. Ganz ruhig, brauner.

[madhatergal]

"Ich Bin Ein Berliner" used to mean "i an a donut" in german but because kennedy said it thinking he was saying "i am one of you"they changed berliner (meaning donut)  to donut

[CyberLance26]

@madhatergal They changed the German language a little only because an American president made a mistake when trying to speak it?

Thats kinda stupid.

[ulaghchi]

That Nazi Kennedy.

[JulienHenkel]

Ja, wir Deutschen sind Nazis....Komisch....Wir sind echt nette nazis die den meisten anderen Ländern den Arsch retten. Könnt euch selbst nicht über Wasser halten und eure eigenen Länder vergehen aber weiter über diejenigen lästern die euch jetzt auch noch helfen könnt ihr ohne weiteres. IHR seit hier die Erbärmlichen. Ihr seit so ignorant und eure Sicht ist so von Vorurteilen getrübt das ich gar nicht bemerkt das dies alles in der Vergangenheit lebt. WACHT ENDLICH AUF! WIR LEBEN IN DER ZUKUNFT!

[SpongyOLlama]

@JulienHenkel Wenn man ignorant über Deutscher ist, dann wahrscheinlich kann man die Sprache auch nicht verstehen... deswegen glaub ich, dass du nicht erreichst, wen du willst. Entschuldig mein deutsch.

[ThorBeliskner]

@JulienHenkel Genau genommen leben wir in der Gegenwart. -.-'

Zumal Deutschland andere Länder sicher nicht nur aus Mitleid retten möchte. Genau so wenig, wie der Marshallplan der Amerikaner dazu gedacht war die "armen Deutschen" zu retten.

[XFero96]

@JulienHenkel des drecksgeschwätz regt mich auch auf hitler war ja der einzige der was schlimmes getan hat beispiel stalin in russland oder die australier in australien mit den aboriginies bloß wir sind halt die "dummen" deutschen die für alles verantwortlich gemacht wurden und werden

[dalektaliban]

HES QUIMBY GET HIM

[wahinesurfergirl]

Did he just call himself a doughnut?

--People of Berlin going--

"What did he say, he said he was a doughnut!"; "I thought he said he was a doughnut too." "So, what does that mean?"; "It's a slang - he's American - he's a doughnut!"

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@wahinesurfergirl Youre just not funny.

[TuhRoll]

@SpadaccinoLuciano

He's right though.

Ich bin ein Berliner means: i'm a doughnut.

He should've said: Ich bin Berliner.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@TuhRoll Yes, I know what it means, and it's the pronounciation of "Berliner" that was so important.

[jstammer]

@TuhRoll Wrong friend. What Kennedy said was correct. Read up about it, or learn German. :)

[wahinesurfergirl]

@TuhRoll See! I knew I was right. :) But I'm girl, not a guy. :D And Eddie Izzard, is once again, a genius!

[TuhRoll]

@wahinesurfergirl

Oh, I see. I really should've looked at your name xD

[wahinesurfergirl]

@TuhRoll It's alright. It's cool, man.

[wahinesurfergirl]

@SpadaccinoLuciano whatever, sore loser! you're one heck of a stronza!

[Symorine]

@wahinesurfergirl Ohhh, Eddie Izzard. :P

[wahinesurfergirl]

@Symorine I know, right! He's really hilarious! I fall off my chair laughing, every time i watch his videos.

[LordFhalkyn]

He said something in German, so you automatically believe that he's a Nazi? Wow.

[yourayseven]

Hes a commie nazi

[KolonelRage]

@yourayseven Comme nazis are not excisting, american.

[bwc3821]

He actually said it correctly, contrary to popular belief.

[ajk5585]

i dont get this :(

[nomchews]

@ajk5585

'Ich bin ein Berliner' means 'I am a Berliner' in German. The Simpson's is parodying the quote by taking it out of context, in his famous speech he was just trying to show his support for the Germans who were under social reform with the erection of the Berlin wall. The saying itself was realistically just a warning to the Russians during the Cold War that the US had allies.

[nomchews]

@ajk5585

I said 'he' a lot.. replace that with JFK.

[TheTRAVISJUNIOR]

@GummyBrains you saw that on Pan Am didn't you

[HappyIsFleeting]

Thats funny because here in Berlin, Berliner means Donught... xD

[GaolisVideoLog]

@HappyIsFleeting That's called homonym, oder wie man auf Deutsch auch sagt "Teekesselchen Wort".

[mumugamer2006]

Homer's dad is simultaneously in the european campaign as US Army Infantry soldier and a Navy Soldier in the pacific campaign.

[TheAnonLurker]

@mumugamer2006 Thats cause he's fucking awesome

[MrPendejo1321]

Only a Nazi deals in absolute

[BurritoLover96]

@GummyBrains

and it turns out jelly doughnuts were considered fascist in America during the 1940's

[athf11]

I Am A Berlin

thank god for google translate

[JudasAngel666]

What episode is this from again?

[Zetton199198]

@JudasAngel666 "Simpson Tide" I believe

[JudasAngel666]

@Zetton199198 Season?

[Zetton199198]

@JudasAngel666 Season 9

[cruzeiroreal2750]

From that point on, Kennedy was full of enemies ;D

[SamuelRiv]

Swift Boat Veterans for TRUTHINESS!

[rctankman]

press 7 for nazi

[DoLLoWFreaK]

I´m Duff Beer

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

I love how Grandpa served in the Army, the Navy and the air force in every theatre in world war 2.

[Vassilli42]

@EoLoLoIoOoT He was also in World War I in one episode

[Tahknall]

@Vassilli42 He looks about in his 40s there, so he could have been in WWI, and he's older than Mr. Burns, which makes Grandpa how old..?

[ELMATO9]

@Tahknall grampa simpson has often said that his story began in nineteen dickety two, in 1995 grampa reveals this detail, given the floating timeline this would make him 73 years old, he would have been 20 years old when he was on the PT-109, with bursie it was his 25th yale reunion in 1939 (episode from 1998), so he was born in 1896, which would make him 102 in the floating timeline

[wahinesurfergirl]

@ELMATO9 Damn Grampa Simpson's really ancient, isn't he?

[Vassilli42]

@Tahknall It's possible that he could of been in both wars but in the episode Bart has to do a paper on World War I and he ask grandpa about the war and he said he had to lie about his age it get in to the army. Than it gos to a scene ware grandpa standing in a trench and he's like 5 years old.

[qrrbrbirbel2]

@EoLoLoIoOoT as well as a special forces group

[kuo2002]

@EoLoLoIoOoT Don't forget he was also a grifter...

also he's old

[hungergamesfan1231]

lmao

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[ladyintheradiator187]

lol Why is JFKs hair gray? Especially in WW2?

[JaredKelso123]

Silly Grampa, that's just Mayor Quimby in a sailor captain's uniform.

[RosaEveningstar]

How do you know so much about history, Grampa?

Oh I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.

[willj78]

jfk accent is so good

[ulaghchi]

It's well known that JFK's dad was also a Nazi.

[109jfkpt]

@ulaghchi Umm no you are completly wrong all Joe Kennedy said was is that Britian could not win a war alone against hitler therefore saying to the British Parliment to stay out of it ignore hitler just what the united states did. Joe Kennedy Knew Hitler was powerful and thought the same as every politician that if you give hitler a little rope he will quite down. Please know your history before calling someone a Nazi.

[edyoung44]

@109jfkpt i literally couldny of said that any better

[ladyintheradiator187]

@109jfkpt You should look up how Joe Kennedy really felt about jews from his own business partners and people working for him....when told about the first acts of vandalism against the jews he said simply "well they brought it on themselves". he was RUGGEDLY anti semetic. Theres more quotes from numerous people around him that support this as well.

[109jfkpt]

@ladyintheradiator187 Umm first off Joe Kennedy was not an antisemite and i like how you go from calling him a nazi to a anti semite you need to get your facts straight kid

[ladyintheradiator187]

@109jfkpt I didnt say he was an Antisemite first, His couleages did...his close friend Nancy Astor noted: "As fiercely anti-Communist as they were anti-Semitic, Kennedy and Astor looked upon Adolf Hitler as a welcome solution to both of these "world problems" Kennedy replied that he expected the 'Jew media' in the United States to become a problem, that 'Jewish pundits in New York and Los Angeles' were already making noises contrived to 'set a match to the fuse of the world.'"

[ladyintheradiator187]

@109jfkpt and ummm first off I didnt say he was a Nazi in the first place, learn to read the @ sign before you go getting all snippy. Ive been studying the Kennedy dynasty my entire life.

[squamish4244]

It's funny how Grandpa Simpson looks and sounds more or less the same 50 years earlier :)

[lordrevan571]

Hes no nazi hes a jelly dounght

[bloodyblade24]

didn't grandpa simpson serve in Europe?

[squamish4244]

@bloodyblade24 "I got separated from my platoon when we parachuted into Dusseldorf. So I rode out the war posing as a cabaret singer."

[VivaLaRazsa]

"Ich bin ein Berliner !" is a quote from John F. Kennedy.

The fully quote is:

Two thousand years ago the proudest boast was civis Romanus sum ["I am a Roman citizen"]. Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner!"... All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!"

He said this by his visit to the built of the german wall. (sry if my english suck, im german).

[Blashbuck]

ya FOOKIN DOUGHNUT

[THEencisivo]

lol i remember this back when simpsons was funny

[Joe7ify]

He said "ich bin ein Berliner" what means "I'm a men from Berlin"

and these fuckers automaticaly said "he's a nazi"

So, Germans are nazis?

-> Fuck you!!! -.-

[trmptboy2007]

@Joe7ify It's not meant to be taken seriously or to be offensive.

[Astroman9991]

@Joe7ify No, it's just a joke. JFK said that line showing support for Western Germany after the Berlin Wall. West = Democratic, East = Communist. But Abe Simpson thought that by speaking this line, he was a Nazi (remember how Abe fought in The Second World War 2?)

[Joe7ify]

@Astroman9991

the german nation MUSTED be nazi, because hitler was a dictator.

so they must do what he says, or they die

[Astroman9991]

@Joe7ify That is true; of course, that didn't mean that EVERYONE conformed to the Nazi Party. But this is still a classic Simpsons moment.

[BigSmoke2222]

Plus, he made that speech years after he served in WWII. If he did say it during WWII, im sure this is what would have happened, hahah.

[poopybooyah]

lol XD

"Ich Bin Ein Berliner"

means

"I am a citizen of Berlin"

in german

[Stravinsky91]

@poopybooyah I believe it can also be translated as the Sausage Berliner xD

[AMRiCA9799]

@poopybooyah Or donut.

[ShupaNaraic]

No grandpa, he's not a nazi...

He's a DOUGHNUT!

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

Kennedy's father was a Nazi.

[MrMacasshole]

hold 7

[Vigalante18]

@GummyBrains lol only a handful of people will ever get this from first glance :P

[JimmyVX]

One of my most favourite scenes in any Simpson episode!  XD

[owen82100]

1 = Grandpa having a seizue

2 = Grandpa speaking Mexican

3 = Grandpa Winking

4 = Weird noise

5 = Ich Bin Ein Berliner

6 = HUH!

7 = Nazi

8 = Mm!

9 = Beaten Kennedy

[MaxTaxFax]

Being a Nazi, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'

[julianbautista87]

@MaxTaxFax oh... that paddlin joke, that is my new pet peeve thanks to you and the hundreds of people who are making the same joke in every single youtube video of the simpsons.

[MrDizer10]

@MaxTaxFax I'm a big four-eyed Lamo and I use the the same stupid paddlin joke on every simpsons vid-THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!