Whose Line: Drunk Mother Hoedown

[cpthornman]

Chip's verse was just brilliant. Colin had a good comeback but it was just added at the end of it. Chip's whole verse was an insult.

[kgunitkeese17]

My mother drinks a lot and it has never changed

She's been banned from many clubs because she acts really strange

She got in a fight with a celebrity and she left many scars

Because she grabbed a grenade and yelled "catch" to Bruno Mars!

[aidan50203]

aww the young one's are picking on Colin... Haven't you heard respect your elders?

[iamdead24]

last night my mom smelled like a skunk

but that was natural, she was just really drunk

she spilled some beer all over my leg

when i went downstairs to wash it off i found her secret keg

[Stormcat1]

My mom can drink all the liquor on the shelf

I wish she wouldn't do that to herself

When I went off to college, she came too

Keggers aren't that fun when your mom's drinking all the brew

[gothamcity29]

I don't drink I never ever do

In fact that's what I'm telling you

Never have I even had a sip

Oh what a mean burn Chip.

[lou4brew]

0:57 "Challenge Accepted Chip"

[ShinyJewels04]

chip was my favorite in this one(:

[SmileInHD]

My mom used to drink a lot, that is no doubt.

When she is drunk, we always fight and shout.

But when she is sober, she's as quiet as a mouse.

She's such a drunk she can take the Wine out Amy House.

[highwaytohell791]

You can tell by colins face that he was gonna get him back

[TheRedMan2550]

Well my mother, she drinks way to much.

If your in a house with her, booze you'll never touch.

She is always drinking so much even falls down the stairs

But I guess thats what happens, when your the bearded lady at a fair.

(My first attempt. I know it sucks)

[TheRedMan2550]

Best. Hoedown. Ever.

[GreenMageShizuka]

You figure that the first person in hoedown wouldn't mess with anyone, because he has three people right after him, ready to tee off. However, with that said, Chip came out swinging pretty well.

[EmotionIsMyFriend]

@GreenMageShizuka

Wayne's done it before in the Weight Hoedown, he was first and messed with Drew and Drew got him back brilliantly. xD

[vithflame]

i realized after watching all of these

no one ever screws with wayne



[fall92baby]

@vithflame

Drew does with Wayne's mother....does that count? I think it does.

and they don't smash on Jeff, sadly he only participates in one :(

[firebow82]

i hate my mother drunk she really is a pain

because when i get up theres brandy in the drain

when she is like this she is really bitchy

but what can you do, when your mothers Nicole Richie

[agent101glitterg1]

Chip u shoulda seen that 1 coming

[chelseafcrocks82]

GO COLIN GO

[madanianddandy]

HAHAHA . This one was AWESOME.

[neocelestia]

Lol I have to say I love the natural progression this hoedown took. From drunk mothers to "let's all get back at chip!' to penis jokes. Well done WLIIA cast! xD

[Queen90BoyGeorge45]

Chip fucking owned Colin in this!! Defs the King of Hoedowns!!!!

[SporeCreator121]

Repeat Rule from Bald Hoedown: NFWC

Never Fuck With Colin.

[Aqua311]

Man they really dissed each other there.

[MyCuteNailArt]

when you mess with colin your in deep shit!

[mechagodzilla290]

The Drunk Mother/Bash Chip/Penis Hoedown.

[hm2448885]

Colin always has a devilish smile after he delivers payback in hoedowns

[baddragon360]

chip:but if you children looked like that you'd be drinkin to.

/lawl

[60namrruC]

This is the groin hoedown more like it. Lol.

[wambam000]

"your mother is a drunk"

[Xbox360GamingNoobs]

my mother likes to drink alot, it makes her really happy

but if you piss her off, she can get quite stabby

She divorced my dad, when i was only ten

and so thats why she now a lesbian

[GEVMM]

Chip's verse was so mean that even Drew felt the need to defend Colin.

[Killerkrad1]

How does a Drunk Mother Hoedown becomes a Everyone's Penis' Hoedown xD this show is just amazing.

[henryisthere]

@Killerkrad1 That's Ryan Stiles for you.

[PokemonPro82]

Ryan's had nothing to do with the suggestion! xD

[gutterfroggy]

thumbs up for colin who rhymed strange with strange :P

[ROTClovely97]

@gutterfroggy he makes up for it with the chips tiny penis bit.

[thomasLmack]

at :59 you had to know that colin was going to lay the smack down on chip

[TheMagicMace]

my mother drinks a lot these days, it really is quite bad,

she can neck a bottle of jack, it really makes her mad,

one night she got drunk, and stopped behaving like a lady,

the next day when she woke up, she was banging wayne brady!

[Constantine160]

...Chip's kind of an asshole, it seems.

[tsukushi233]

Colin owed chip 

[JPriide]

i said this before and i am saying this again I LOVE THEIR VERSES XD

[Gleek215]

Chip is pretty good at hoedown, I must admit

His lines are very catchy, they really fit

But there is one Whose-Liner that is funny to the bone

This show is awesome because Colin always owns!

[Devilishbritt]

My friends mother is quite a tipsy lady,

She has been known to be quite shady,

Frankly I think she should get professional help,

But the last time she did she got a date with Kernel Sh-melt.

[simbagoleafsgo1]

Fucking brilliant chip. Fucking brilliant

[tsukushi233]

COLIN OWNED 

[coolwtwu]

i love Colins poker face

[ferinate101]

as good as colin's comeback was, chip first verse was the best by a mile

[bananacreampiee]

You can't rhyme strange with strange.

[Bman1393]

haha after colin's verse you can see ryan just standing there "like fuck, fuck fuck, what do i say?"

[greasergirl22hannah]

ohhhh chip (:

[wildtaz369]

chips was awsome but colins retort was even better

[mcintosh6789]

Wow, everyone ripped on each other good. I wish this show was still on the air.

[pyrus0zero]

3 people have small penises

[Calypsythe]

god chip is awesome!

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

This is why you don't mess with Colin!

[TheJbhater45]

hey 12Medbe, um do you like mj? plz answer back

[Brdavsar]

People say chip got ripped apart by drew and colin but truth be told their swipes were lame compared to chip. All the more impresive it was that he went first and came up with that while colin was 3rd and all he had was "btw he has a small penis".

[DASCO2136]

Summery of every who's line hoedown:

Person 1 or 2 takes a shot at a common cast member (commonly Drew or Colin). The other two people take a swipe at the person who made the inital punch. The last person makes a joke about him hating hoedowns or someone else on the show.

[antster1983]

@DASCO2136 Or referring to his penis.

[lacateguy2]

Lol at Ryan's verse. Basically saying that Wayne slept with Drew

[KillaJay2007]

i was surprised that there was only suggestion

[Wattywatasaurus]

Chip got absolutely slated, by both Drew and Colin. Serves him right.

[XavyWin7]

Ryan's verse had nothing to do with the topic

EPIC FAIL!

(but Ryan's still hilarious though)

[ChipmunkDino]

2 people dont have drunk mothers...

[SoulReaper1769]

@ChipmunkDino wouldnt that be a good thing?

[ChipmunkDino]

@SoulReaper1769 depends if you like drink or not.

[GavinJ37]

Oddly enough, this is the only time ever on the entire Whose Line series...when Colin has referred to Chip by his first name.

[Sekiath]

You go, Colin!

[forattvinna]

That was one of the best hoedowns ever.

[Ant1Live]

@forattvinna You stole my comment, lol.

[GirlX12345]

Is it Abuse Chip Day?

[Imoratachi]

Why does Ryan hate hoedowns? XD

[effeweewetoob]

Man I didn't think Chip had it in him.

[drdudemeister]

Im sorry but that line by chip was the best line in any hoedown ever!

[Happyfeet2992]

Did Colin just rhyme strange with strange? lol

[Terrafissa]

Colin pulls that off so smoothly- it wouldn't be nearly as funny if he hadn't floated that line in just right.

[xbellaxbrutalityx]

"oh by the way chip has a little penis" *chip pulls down shirt*

[WhoseLiner2z]

2 people have a little penis

[TaiMckenzie]

Anyone else notice that he sounded Irish?

[Jessy910]

Chip is brilliant in Hoedowns. Him and Greg are my two favorite guests in Whose Line :-)

[metman5715]

0:56 the plan of revenge forms

[c4mac11]

when will people learn not to insult colin

[NZBCTelevision]

Two people's mothers married Chip.

[u2berz]

2 people think niggers are only good for their penis and disposable soldiers

[darkdefender85]

That was the funniest hoedown ever!

[samanthastarns]

Chip owned! He's brilliant, and right out of the gate, being first!

[Gleek215]

I knew an elder lady, she really drank a lot

She liked to drink cheap beer and smoke a bunch of pot

The thing was she was pregnant, and didn't even marry

You guessed the baby in her tum, his name is Drew Carey!

[0Piper0Halliwell0]

@Gleek215

Man, I could imagine Ryan singing this for some reason :P

[Gleek215]

@0Piper0Halliwell0 :)

[ScatmanKirby]

*complete silence*

...your mother is a drunk!

[starysky107]

Ryans part had NOTHING to do with drunk mothers xD

[klokanizam]

@starysky107 his parts are often poor, he usually doesm't have to do with the subject.

[buddhalovesyou5]

@klokanizam Its because Ryan hates hoedowns. I think some of them are funny though. Now Collin he know how to dish it right back because drew or some one else is always picking on him.

[sunsetmisty]

Does anyone think that Chip kinda looks like Alex Riley?

[PotatoChipLover]

@sunsetmisty

I was thinking Jim Carrey in a way.

[electricguitarXYZ]

i love how your mother is a drunk was the only suggestion tht came out!

hey 12medbe! was this a redo cuz everyone was quiet? did they just pick this guys suggestion and tell everyone to be quiet or was this dumb luck?

[12Medbe]

@electricguitarXYZ It was done twice I heard.

[knotightul]

Colin rhymed strange with strange...love it!

[Breakfast221]

I just realized that all of Chip's hoedowns are hilarious.

[maxizzle]

does anybody notice it was an Irish accented man who said your mother was a drunk lol

[loveNux]

@maxizzle haha yeah, but sounds more eastcoast

[challengerlover2007]

This went from the "Drunk Mother" Hoedown to the "Lets Insult Everyone" Hoedown!

[pianoking53]

chip owned colin in the beginning XD

[zbradley1990]

When it comes to dysfunctional mothers, mine is the worst

When happy hour rolls around she's always the first.

I never understood what makes it so bad.

Because after all she married my dad

[Karafin1]

Chip connects with a leadoff haymaker. Game. Set. Match.

[sprsnc20]

@FutureWHC Chip got owned twice, but his hoedown was the best.

[Idunnaz]

I love how drew stuck up for Colin.

[GreenMaserati71]

love colin's little strides!!

[KingOfRock8887]

Never do a hoedown about colin or ryan they will own you in a heartbeat!

[xTheBluePrintx]

ryan's song wasnt about a drunk mother just wayne's penis!! =]

[AndyHurleysChicklet7]

this is one thing that guys have over women- guys can insult each other and fight but then be friends 5 minutes later. girls hold grudges for the longest time and most of the arguing is immature too. believe me, i'm a girl ahaha Whose Line rules!!!

[theowl0120]

"i know collon's mother, yes i must tell the truth.

When she was nursing collon, her milk was 90 proof.

She wanted to kick the habit, she did'nt know what to do.

But, if your baby looked like that then you be drinking too"

(lol rolling on the floor)

[BlueEyedBabe03]

I just love how "your mother is a drunk" came out so loudly in the silent room. xD

[Wolfman12395]

Colin came back nicely, but I still think Chip absolutely OWNED everything in the hoedown and the penis reference was the only way for colin to get back at him :P

[jpm8008]

best one yet XD

[SDAddario88]

Is it just me, or did the guy who made the suggestion have an Irish accent? If so, I think it's kinda funny haha.

[xOliviax0919x]

If his mom started drinking when he was three, and she started drinking when she married Chip, doesn't that mean she married Chip before he was born?

[ChrisLQ]

Chip's was absolutely perfect in every way. The entire thing made sense and it flowed PERFECTLY and delivered such a blow to Colin all at the same time. Followed by, of course, brilliant retaliation.

[RSIWuzHacked]

@ChrisLQ all of his lines are pretty much that way!

[wolffan94044]

Probably the bast Hoedown I have ever seen

[rm1jagfan]

Ryan's wasn't even about a drunk mother. It was still pretty good though. Chip is pretty good in this game :-)

[quizno1615]

this one was great

"oh by the way chip has a little penis"

[kanibuz1]

lol i tink this hoedown was the best among all haha!

[Crimedog3333]

When my mother has been drinking she can get really mean.

Sometimes she'll do some things to us that I have never seen.

The other night she ran me over in the family van.

And tonight she knocked my dad out cold with a frying pan.

[damnyoustamos]

My mom and I went down to the bar last night

After about six beers she got into a fight

I'm really getting sick of this, so I shouted in her ear

"For God's sake mom, you're drinking non-alcoholic beer!"

[Twilightfreak47]

Drew: Something that you wanna keep secret, got any ideas?

Audience: ......Your mother is a drunk!!

I don't why, I just found that hilarious XD

[250lespaul]

i love that the guy who shouted that had an irish accent lol

[SimuLord]

My mother got pregnant and she really didn't think

The fact that she was having me, well it drove her to drink

She spent nine months of pregnancy as a drunken sot

And if you ever met me you'd think "that explains a lot!"

[Yepper307]

Best hoedown ever!

[lovedarli]

xD Colin rhymes "Strange" with "Strange" LOVE YOU COLIN!!! YOU RULE!!!

[rrrsegmentat7]

My mom is a drunk and shes been one all her life

my dad is thinking about about getting a new wife

because her drinking problem was really bad

we signed her up for a tv show it was celebrity rehab

[syafiqjaffery]

my mom never stop drinking at a bar,

she says they were the best to cure her scar,

but one day ther was a great tragedy,

i go to the bar and saw my mom with Drew Carrey

[itsJesseee]

my mom used to drink when i was a kid,

tht was the only thing tht she ever did,

when i said my first words i put her on the spot,

because i held up my bottle and said "please one more shot"

[zachhockey]

@syafiqjaffery was good till the last verse, didn't rhyme

[SourExplosion]

Lol at Chip & Colin fighting at the end. XD

[barbarian92]

I have to say that without a doubt that this the best hoedown in Whose Line history!

[MadCowsRule]

Has there been any episodes where Laura Hall hasn't been on the piano?

[andu1337]

damn chip's verse was pure genius :D

[iOnlyUseBigGuns]

Poor Chip, disses Collin, then gets double teamed by Drew AND Collin.

[biker9476]

this actually the only time I've ever heard a diss on chip

[opti2007]

the look on colin's face, "wait til it's my turn b$#ch!"

[Twigs0wot]

Chip is the best at hoedowns =)

[TakerChick]

chip alwayz pulls the piss out of colin and ryan lol poor guys!! love colin xx

[Ragtatter]

XD Ryan didn't even TRY to be on-topic this time.

[kraken589]

the rule of the hoedown is if you insult someone they're gonna insult you back

[slowmatt321]

i luv how only one person yelled out for a suggestion

"YOUR MOTHERS A DRUNK!!!!"

lmao!!!!!! XD

[tvp900]

He kinda sounded Irish when he said it.

[Josho456123]

or spanish or italian :P

[TubbyT789]

lmao @ chips verse XD

[AsylaRo]

Holy shit Chip is amazing. XD

[pezy1408]

the best hoedown ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheUltimateShadow64]

It is brilliant.

[7494mercer]

CHIP FUCKIN' OWNS!

[GTRF1V8]

this hoedown was GREAT! everyone VERY funny. suggestion for whose line: compile the Irish Drinking songs, hoedowns, greatest hit songs, put them on a CD, and sell it. But, everyone would lose control while listening to it in their car radios because it's so hilarious. (like this hoedown).

[rockgirl920]

wow! that is a fantastic idea!! ;D

id buy that

[shrks2cup20]

wow. lol. best hoedown ever.

[ilovemybaileydog]

Agreed! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. :)

[LolaBonne]

My mother likes to drink a lot, you know that is the truth -

Beer and whiskey, rum and vodka, wine and vermouth -

But there's one thing she LOVES to drink, and that you've got to watch -

And that's why they call my mother 'Mary, Queen of Scotch'.

[bttfnut89]

if i didnt know any better id say you're Colin Mochrie

[EnvoyofDarkness]

"Your mother was a drunk!"

Was that suppose to be a suggestion, insult or general statement XD

[Icerama108]

@EnvoyofDarkness All three.

[RinJackson]

@EnvoyofDarkness

All 3?

[ZezKaiEll777]

no chip dominated both of them

[ckool5000]

Chip got owned! Twice!