The Randomness Rap

[iminlovewithlogan1]

If u where getting chased by mutant monkey what color shirt would u whear and would u try to make friends with the monkeys????

[TheXander57]

Look at my new vid called Cyndaquil best part ever

[missbiandluvinit]

if you were getting attacked by giant bannanas what type of toothpaste would you use?

[rebeccacyoung]

My 5 year old nephew loves you and gives you a thumbs up and says "Sup", Hey that rhymes! Lol

[rebeccacyoung]

5 stars to you!

[coolstorybro747]

thumbs up if u would love to see josh start jerkin

[adorablesmileykaty]

this came out in 2009 well then i never had a top comment.....here is my chance! thumbs up if you are watching this in 2012!

[Smiles15mNm]

Lol this is great!

[RenXSaysXRawr]

Hmm, Is it good or bad i can rap this whole thing? lol!

[zoeytito9999]

@RenXSaysXRawr i cab too!!(:

[sophielab101]

Bwahaha.

[AlyssaRenee116]

listening to this for the first time in months....and i still remember when you uploaded it :)

[123abcLizzie]

Where's tyler?!!?!?!? i love him:( but i love you too josh! lol:) nice job being random haa

[FreshLips756]

Over 2,000,000 View Group XD

[pedobear1999]

LOL



[sooperscooper2]

many people might disagree at this, but im really good at straightening out rhino wrinkles and making owl poopies.

[123abcLizzie]

@sooperscooper2 i totally get you man.......

[Verdagol11]

your grandpa looks pretty confused

[eatsleepswimrunxc]

Josh kicks beavers

[theMCTL]

me and my friends r really random so we can relate to this video

[myepicfantasy]

I've been singing this song since 2009

[theMCTL]

total randomness!!!!!!!!!! this is my fav rap evah

[sydkinz2001]

I usually don't like raps but this 1 is awesome!

[MoniqueSupreme92]

I still can recite this song from start to finish.

[theMCTL]

this is my second fav sond ever my first us pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

[yodiggydogkenz]

oh yeah best song ever

[xnadiaaaaaaa]

I still know all the words haha ^^

[CountryRocker100]

Kay, so i wan't this guy as my friend... that would make my life...

[r4nn13]

in the land of gasoline powered rainbows

[kaulitzrockersixx]

i have the same usb drive they ARE fun! lol i slide it when i get really bored :P

[swagginmcafee]

Josh kicks Beavers!!

[leojamesoliveiralol]

why do look so much like fred

[TimeOfJackpot]

I hate rap, but i love this :)

[shweetnessgirl]

i have known this whole rap for like 2 years.. i just found it agian and i still know the words. love you josh! (:

[glitterkitty296]

this is pure awsomeness!!!!!!!

[FizziiBooz]

@glitterkitty296 pure randomness

[MrTheturkey11]

are you gonna eat that stapler?

[mememeRULZ]

chicken is a gift from God!

[melodyo43]

That was heaps good and really catchy, I loved it :)

[MsBazookah]

Dud u need more rime but that was a great song dud but as I say u need more f*** rime I don't wanna ride the f word so I put that in stead

[Emmster223]

your messed up in the best way possible!!

[pedobear1999]

no top comment .... APPLES...... no wait staplers

[neo001x]

so brruno paroday

[Bobtackular]

still your best.

[nikeboyjay]

Wait was that supposed 2 be random

[adrianbustamantemart]

U NEED RYHME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IFoundMyWings]

@adrianbustamantemart "My car is a total chick magnet cuz it magnetizes chicks to it." Boss rhyming right there.

[mtl199813]

i watched this video about 2,036,783 times. its still extremely AMUSING!!!

[mtl199813]

1 word: EPIC!!!!!!

[iluvmusic1724]

Josh Kicks Beavers!!

[maria13kw]

The best part is when he say jk= josh kicks Justin bieber butt! :D

[trinityorion65]

I haven't watched his videos in a couple months until today and I felt really bad!

[BrknArrow518]

Josh kicks Beavers!!

[pinkzebra0]

i luv this ur amazing

[godskickinchik01]

omg!

randomness is my specailty! in english we had to take the paragragh Mrs.Karottki gave us, type it up, and finish the story. i ended it w/ 2 gorrilas named Josh and Steve popping out of nowhere and singing SuperBass at the top of their lungs! every1 saw it and dubbed me Queen Random. lame nickname, but it was funny! if only you could've seen Mrs,Karottki's face!!!!!!!XDXDXD

[Molly88892]

@godskickinchik01 u r the best i looooove u

[TheTherock67]

hahahahaha you make day josh ur the BEST!!

[VegiMonster101]

brings back memories :D

[xoRaspberryxo]

I remember singing this is 7th grade :)

[mitch36311]

Josh kicks beavers

[unritardatoqualsiasi]

here are no top comments, someone must say something stupid

[ReiddityReidReid]

I havent seen this video and years and i was still able to rap along :D

[jiggaaloo]

I EAT PINEAPPLE FOR BREAKFAST!

[MrHallipop]

@jiggaaloo Hey! I'm a pineapple!

[mitch36311]

YESS NO TOP COMMENT MY TURN!!: boobies.

[unritardatoqualsiasi]

@mitch36311 it's not your turn and maybe also not mine but it will be the turn of someone

[mitch36311]

@unritardatoqualsiasi i know i justed wanted to try out the troll comment xD

[monster0energy]

I MISSSSSS WATCHING THESE...♥

[LucoSku]

1.22 hahahaahahaha your really funny

[dapopper21]

the beat is fucking tight man

[dapopper21]

no top comment? MY TIME TO SHINE: TITS!!

[123698lol]

@dapopper21 disliked, they are referred to as "breasts"

[bbysnkms8]

you're kind of cuteeee ;D <3

[redfooskybluLMFAO]

teabag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theMsComputernerd]

no top comment heres my chance: FLYING PURPLE PANDAS IN MY TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marinaandcarrie]

this is just like somthing i would do!! have u ever had a random contest??? there sooo awesome!!

[GaurdianofMetal]

@Xtremeleesour Nice

[GaurdianofMetal]

TEH RANDOMNESS

[5xUmDieWelt]

Imma random banana

[XxxShiNoKuchidukexxX]

this will never get old! c:

[Iloveme362]

Watch my random video please not as funny as this but if I don't get 100 views by next week I have to take it off

[yushimimushimi]

lol i dance with my granpa to!

[codemaster248]

longest run on sentence ever!!! :D

[xxjuicyxrokstar]

Chickens

[paige8172]

Josh kicks beavers in the butt!!!!!!!!!! I got a bear you got my underwear my shorts are orange and i dance with my grand pa if you ask me who i am then ill just tell you arnold shrotsen!!!!!

[paige8172]

at 1:50 he looks hot <3

[gailNKKbananafan]

Wows... xD

[godskickinchik01]

Josh+camera=laugh ur guts out!=)

[matilonnash1]

I love this video it's hilarious!!!!!

[ThatEpicGirlx]

Class <3

[sarahperret]

your rrrrreeeeaaaallllyyyyy CUTE

[19brittany91]

dude you're realllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­y funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnny  :)))))))))))

[catmandarox]

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[Weirdfablehavenlover]

When you told us to stand up and scratch our shoulder and to stand up and dance...I DID!

[Weirdfablehavenlover]

Every time you told us to do something...like stand up and scratch our shoulder I did it! I EVEN GOT UP AND DANCED!!

[blondBEXTER]

oh this was so long ago(: STILL AMAZING. <3

[ksilversona9]

LOL! I love you and your randomness! hahahaa

[lubdubati]

Loool  that was Great

spelled : G-R-E-A-T

Lawl !! x3

[WTFMakayla]

that..... was...... GREAT :D funniest shit ive ever seen ;D

[mollemusic]

Thumbs up if you typed in "I'm bored"

[LeahRox98]

@mollemusic i just typedd in randomness lol

[T3rr0rGiv3r1783]

i got a bear you go my underwear

[Stardom94]

yo where is his mum an dad?

[therandomjumbaliah]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jamesgreynolds98]

Josh Kicks Beavers!!

[royalchik125]

ok you look hot in this vid

[MrYoutu8e]

what the fuck is this

[pinkchii17]

LMAO XD

[Unite2Ignite]

This dude is so hilarious!! Where does he get this stuff!! lol

[jasonmason0]

i searched i'm bored wtf how did i get here xD?

[Funnyfaces02]

U should be famous. And btw, nice bieber hair

[MrManzilla555]

Is this on itunes?



[StupidStuntMen007]

Subbed, favourited and liked

[multikaitlin1]

Awesome

[psycaotic]

how the hell did i get here?..

[superryle123]

josh had a little pulger!

[nikkie7395]

3:16 PEE-NUT-BUTT-ER

[paige8172]

Well i like to eat cookies but you don't see me singing about it

[diamondgalaxy13699]

U got the same usb like me

[jhiggins3dg]

still better than rebecca black xD

[ElizabethCagle4]

his hairs better in 2010

[ilyspongebobLOL]

Lol...... I lyk 2 tbag every1 I see lol heheh nice bieber hair lol

[Lundmeister1]

you are soooo cute

[HaleyHelmick12q]

Cause its really slidey....Lol

[EvilMonkeyMaybe]

awsomesauce

[titaniclove117]

me and friend think you cute

[titaniclove117]

@jesse777addison . wow dessi!!! it me sharon!! :P

[THETEDDYBEHR]

how come this guy doesn't have movies? FRED has 2 and he isn't even close to funny! post this on fred and josh videos! let's get JOsh famous!

[evilkittypenguin]

In Soviet Russia, toilet clogs you

[MegElizaVan]

I love this song it's so- did you notice how chickens don't wear tomatoes as hats?

[CariCorey01]

AWESOMENESS THIS RAP IS COMPLETELY AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV PANDA BEARS RANDOM RIGHT?

[themostwowvidseva]

We've got the same remote (tv detonator) controller =3

[RoseOfTheValley13]

...I can't see a usb flash drive without breaking out into this song. Thank you Josh <3

[EpicAsh1]

O_O so....very very VERY RaNdOm

[THETEDDYBEHR]

Josh kicks beavers in the butt...

too bad he can't kick BIEBER in the butt :))

[THETEDDYBEHR]

LMAO so funny, Grandma's never lie, and I like chicken too!

OMJ- Oh My Josh

[TheJessieJluver]

U luked like SMURF SOZ jOSH BUT UR STILL CUTE!!

[girl1drr]

haha

[Jpk140286bmx]

like if u memorized atleast half of of this

[iamsosososmall]

this is a lot more random then the randomly random rap

[iKellieClifford]

i remember watching this back when it first came out. i still love this to this day. hahahaha.

[gilgarzajazz]

wow this is hilarious!!!

[ajm2689]

can we be best friends lmao... i can't stop laughing

[Superklr3]

i think you should color your hair blond and i think your vidios are awsome and you are realy cool and awsome

[MYA22QUI]

this is the first of josh's videos i ever saw... i searched randomness two years ago... now i luv him so much :D 

[justinbieberfan215]

what one is better?

oh my gosh

oh my josh

i pick OH MY JOSH :)

[Landon0098]

this is hilareouse

[rosepetal29]

@cutnheadzfriend .......

Yes. :D

[usguyshere]

Josh kicks Beavers. My name is Josh so... Do I kick beavers???????

[koolkids7248]

1:31 best part of faces

[TheDuckster100]

im eating cheerios and watching this video at the same time and its really fun! :D

[wmovieproductions]

omg! your wearing number six! thats my lucky number! O: well one of them d:

[thekaterinatube]

1:09 double d has a white hat

[jackmat3]

your videos are gonna not be as good as now when your grandpa dies :(

[TheDuckster100]

@jackmat3 happy thoughts 'eh? :D

[kevlaxer]

Wait to not rhyme shit, but i liked it though

[mstaytayjordahl]

I FUGGIN LOVE YOU



[TsoccerstarM1994]

master chief from halo!!!!!

[linkinlover9]

JOSH UR SO HOT!!! :3

[JessieTehUchiha]

LOL When Josh said "So everyone stand up and itch yourself!!" I just happened to be scratching my arm... xD

[hahalandisawsome]

itunes, please!!!!!

[TheTateroni]

keep making more vids

[PURPLEMILKSHAKES]

you should this on itunes

[stevenborm]

2164 don't want fantasy in their lifes...

[awesomecomputerweird]

nice dude!! lolz



[zmoodyz]

Those were not pineapples at all D:

[megaprotoman3748]

how do u make ur videos run faster than other videos on youtube?

[anxelina2]

2:25...i have da same cup!!!lol like all russians do...

[EatYourSushii]

nooooo master chief in halo is pro!!! 3:42

[lilmissperson]

haha funny



[MinecrafterBros]

0:35 pneuma :O

[chesty0100]

0:55 racist?!

[SomethingSassy01]

maaaan! He looked so different here!