The Christian's Guide to Stripping, Lesson Two

[frostbiiite]

K.

1. Haters, why are you watching stripper videos in the first place?? Gtfo, trolls.

2. You make a very good point. Don't waste time!!! -3 xoxo

[sluggo06]

Go google Hells best kept secret

[TheWhitnee]

WtF is this shit?!? seriously i cannot stop laughing. The clear lack of intelligence flores me, no wonder foreign countries have all our jobs! They've got engineers and we've got psychotic crack whores dancing in some ugly shit for money...holy heaven.

[MrBlowmeladies]

A christian stripper lmao wtf? who gave skeletor a damn stripper job...get some meat on your bones...there's no such thing as a christian stripper who came up with damn idea....it must be whore logic 101

[dkast5]

Is this shit for real?

[ZeroCorpse]

Strippers take advantage of men while they're impaired, mentally.

If a guy tricks a drunk woman into giving him money, he's a criminal.

If a woman tricks a horny man into giving her money, she's a stripper.

[boxriot]

Wow! What an interesting take on stripping, and no I don't find her voice annoying, she just sounds honest and down to earth. Cute too and intelligent chicks are always sexy

[ZeroCorpse]

@boxriot

Did you actually just white-knight an Internet stripper?

I'm sure she'll reward you with sex now!

[PriscillaRelentless]

@ZeroCorpse Uh...that's not what "white knighting" is. Sorry.

[RPGjunkie]

Holy hell, my mind is translating her voice to William Shatner's. GET OUT OF MT HEAD.

[montyqd]

Christian Stripper is like having a talking mime....not gonna work.

[Lesbiana31]

hello how much is the average pay of a dancer after she taking up your advice?thanx ahead!

[gemmi33]

your great!! and beautiful ! thanks for the light hearted brilliance on stripping!!!!

[iloveirwinxxx]

hows this a lesson? all she does is fuckin talk! fuck off bitch

[gemmi33]

guess your an idiot she definitely let us in on a few secrets on stripping.. grow up !

[goclaygo19]

there is nothing christian about this girl, thats how i know god doesnt mingle in our lives, cause he would have blown out her hips with cottage cheese the moment she made the first video

[gemmi33]

@goclaygo19 who r u to judge her heart??

[MrCopperhead1861]

"Hey baby how you doin tonight?"

"Fine" (until I saw your face!) O,o

[MrCopperhead1861]

"The strip club like Jueus will teach you to become a fisher of men" LOL

[parousia555]

This girl is disgusting, but does she fuck....she that shows much in public shows nothing behind closed doors, she is just another scared little girl that realizes that she doesn't want to be a slave to a cock that will always bring her eternal bliss...nirvana for a girl is a penis

[JamaicanCutie18]

ohhhhhhhhhhh

"stage dancing is just advertising for lap dances.."

[EwePeopleRsheeple]

You kind of make all blokes sound like pricks...I did like your insights though.

For the most part it was a really good video, well done mate ;)

[ethanandbrittany]

I wanted to know if wearing glasses can hold you back from being an exotic dancer? I am capable of dancing without 20/20 vision but I wanted to know if it would either benefit or take away from success. :D Also if glasses determines the amount of money I will be making, then I assume it would also affect how to get hired and if it does, should I skip out on wearing my glasses when I go to audition?

[otokisg1]

I started making more money when I gave up on contacts. As long as the glasses are cute (like the thick plastic frames that are in right now) you'll stand out, and you can always play up the school-teacher/student/librari­an theme if you're into costumes.

Besides that, I make money off of people who like nerdy/geeky girls.

[goraiden]

That depends on if your glasses look sexy and won't fall off while you're trying moves. Have you tried contacts?

Hilarious stuff again. where's lesson 3??

[bebewood]

junkies are usually seeking extras or to be grinded to completion.

i do much better with guys who dont like lap dances, or who you would consider "gay" since they dont enjoy having their cock grinded a mile a minute.

[Summergirl66]

I think that depends on your definition of 'junkies'. I have one gentleman that wants nothing more than to look at your cookie, he doesn't touch, he doesn't lick, just wants to look at it. He will keep giving money as long as he can look at the cookie. Another loves boobs, just nestles his face in them with a look of love, perfectly happy. Dance after dance of nestling his face in your boobs. Neither one cares whether you grind or not.

[beautifuldragon350]

you're very pretty and I like the way you state things. It's great!

[otokisg1]

I would also like to add that I find the voice annoying. It's really contrived and distracts from whatever info you're trying to give.

[SerenaHein]

Sorry about the voice, you must be in the category of boys that prefer a more husky low voice on their women and Adam's apples.

[otokisg1]

That's an interesting thing to think, considering my previous post. Perhaps you should take a gander at stripperweb. I am definitely not alone in my feelings.

[gemmi33]

@otokisg1 i think shes cute and got a great sence of humor,, what do u have to offer anyone...

[otokisg1]

First of all, some clubs are set up in a way that girls make most of their money on stage.

Secondly, this video is dancers should profile prospective customers. While "wannadance" can be shooting yourself in the foot, there are way too many customers who spend tons of money but don't fit some preconceived notion of a "big spender"

I only got one minute into this video before I stopped watching.

[parousia555]

Does ur mother know what u do?

[droneat01]

just got webcam again!

[Zaubermuschelfloh]

why are you talking the hole time???i thought you wanna TEACH STRIPPING!!!

[Protoaxl]

I like your vids, but I have to ask... Green/Blue Screen? I see fuzz around your body and it looks like you were superimposed.

[marti32]

smack/crack head

[wickedninja8599]

LMAO is she serious about being christian?

[2012song]

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh o­n a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:27&28 (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)

[Poledancefan]

There may be a certain number of customers in any venue (auto dealer, strip club, radio shack) that are poised and ready to buy. But sales depends upon creating the perception of need and desire. A lot of guys go crazy over smart, challenging women. There's a waitress at my local music bar who is an analytical actuary (mathematician). I have seen guys mesmerised by her doing an equation on a napkin. Yes, we like hot bodies, it's true--but brainy, challenging women are a real turn on, too!

[HarveyBirdmanTk421]

I hate when stippers wanna make small talk or like here in Austria where they want you to buy a bottle of champaigne to drink while you talk. Why would I pay to talk to a chick when so many woman are giving away talking for free. lol

[seanw23]

cuz, then you won't get a little "backdoor action" after the party at the strip club.

only those who want sex "sans conversation", will have a hard time getting another slut or girlfriend in the future.

[D4Shawn]

*karate chops censorship*

[kristyj57]

what club did you shoot this in?

ive seen your stand up in person your sooo funny!

[azgartd123]

I love your tits...just the right size :)

[18yrold666]

How much money do you make?

Where do you work?

[melsbasketcase]

the city of houston, when I used to live there, tried to ban lap dancing. i had no idea that is where the money is made. I thought guys put tips under your g-string when dancing. i looked on wikipedia for how far back lapdancing dates. they mention 1970. Didn't during burleque shows the guy left the money in a champagne glass?

[rowsdowersavesus]

I've never had a lap dance, but I never get any. I think it's ugliness on my part.

How do we fight censorship?

[thkaal]

First, you stop christian males from breeding. So you just make sure they have plenty of lap dances.

[joebot1]

Sorry? I don't get it, how can you be a christian and be a stripper?

I'm an atheist, so it is all good to me, I just don't understand how the two go together?

[SerenaHein]

Same way you can be a Christian and an Atheist. Being a Christian isn't about believing in stupid stuff or being moral it's about fighting the man and standing up to earthly authority. See Lesson 3 of the Stripper's Guide to Christianity

[AtheistAaron]

My first reaction to reading "It's about standing up to Earthly authority" was "I stand up to all authority!" Guess that's just my angst talking.

Great vid. Very informative and funny. =)

[likewoalol]

wait, fighting what man? what earthly authority?

[Desertphile]

"...how can you be a Christian and be a stripper?"

That question makes no sense. One can be a Christian stripper for the same reason one can be a Christian painter, a Christian music composer, a Christian vocalist, a Christian sculptor, a Christian novelist, a Christian actor.... What makes you believe Christians cannot be strippers?

[SerenaHein]

Exactly!

[mobiltec]

Can ya fish and do that?

[msa1985]

Yeah in the same way Satan is a Christian. He surely knows the truth =]

[RoxanneMontreal]

yup, stripping is a job like any other.

[amazingdavidman]

wtf is christian about this? :P

[Ratchicken78]

Seems like sound advice to me.

[Desertphile]

SH, I think you should consider teaching a course in a community college on stripping, and the subjects related to stripping. Seriously: it would be a benefit to students and the community. I'm not aware of any such classes in any community college I've attended--- I suspect the demand for such a class exists.

[SerenaHein]

They need to teach it in middle school not college. Lap Dancing should be required material for every girl before she enters high school. It would prevent a lot of teenage pregnancy.

[Desertphile]

"They need to teach it in middle school not college."

Good point, but one has a better chance at achieving that goal in college--- too much political opposition for such a class earlier. I would also like to see girls taught martial arts before and during high school.

[SerenaHein]

Political opposition is the name of the game. How else am I going to get my enemies to show themselves?

[CadicusTheDamned]

You make me want to convert.

[Ghostrider616]

Why, oh why, aren't there Christians like this in my neck of the woods?

[xCor3x]

She has to be the COOLEST girl on Youtube. This is what I love about strippers up front honest and wise tothe way of us guys. I so love this girl. I wish she stripped around my area. You could make soem money off me. I bet she is fuckin awesome to party with too.

[Videoclip01]

how do i oh nevermind

[stagism]

Cool, I thought you vanished into nothingness, its good to have you back.

[msa1985]

HAhhhahooooooh give me the uncensored version.