THINGS MARRIED MEN WISH THEY HAD THE BALLS TO SAY.

[NoLaTvShow2]

lol im not married but i wood def be thinking ish like dis

[SuperWafflez96]

Ah i see. Sorry for prying. I had lasic done

[joewalker77]

BTW, fucking EPIC! Subscribed!

[iluv2rant]

@joewalker77 thanks brother

[joewalker77]

LOL, you've only got 2 pair of feet. :)

[Aarius1972]

as a divorsed guy and a guy that has rebounded and moved on and has been back in the game for a couple of years. ..... yup tears only work on rookies. get some experience guys, dont fall into the games, dont listen to the little hints, dont buy the slight minuplation, dont make anything more out of the body language or the conversation than just that, its all a set up. seriously. never let her move in before your 5 year mark. and never spend more than 60% of what the realtionship costs.

[texaspeckerwood]

Full Tank = Not Lost

classic }:]

[iluv2rant]

@texaspeckerwood HELL YEAH

[texaspeckerwood]

@iluv2rant I'm a 10 year vet in divorce,and a few screw ups called relationships.

Being single isn't a bad thing,it gives me time to tune in my BS 'o' meter for the next time I try something stupid.

Keep it up man, good stuff.

[iluv2rant]

@texaspeckerwood THANKS BROTHER

[catdog262]

I love the single life 

[theeSammEnglish7]

probably telling Jesus to get off his front lawn some guy name Sam is trimming for free

[kelloggshow]

Too many shoes?? Blasphemy. :)))

[iluv2rant]

@kelloggshow YES YOUNG LADY TOO MANY SHOES ;)

[SuperWafflez96]

Just out of curiosity do you have astigmatism in your left eye?  I noticed because i had to get surgery done on just my left

[iluv2rant]

@SuperWafflez96 had surgery on that eye when i was 5

[iluv2rant]

@Stigmatibus cussin em out while doing the dogstyle-lol

[sarahkellett]

It almost seems like you should actually do series called "what to do or not to do with men"

[umajunkcollector]

NEXT: Things married WOMEN wish they had the balls to say! WTF, they already do that, it's called BITCHIN!

And what turns women on more than a thick long hard cock? MOOLA! They're more excited and interested in the buldge in a man's back pocket (wallet) than his buldge in front. A large wad of money is what gives them REAL ORGASMS! Watch how turned they get when you expose a large bank roll THEY MOAN FOR DA MONEY! But married men won't dare say that they're prostitutes ala sex for CASH.

[jepst41]

ADD moment: One great thing about having really shitty eye-sight, when I'm screwing her with my glasses off, I could be fucking anyone. "Lucy Lui, you blurry bitch!"  Don't know why that vid made me think of that. LOL!!!

[LittleMissForty]

It's not just marriage...no adult is truly honest in any relationship...we have to learn to be diplomatic to get by!! ha ha!! That's why I love children's comments....now that's when you get true honesty!

[catfishstinch]

god damn ur a fucking genius lol i cant wait to get home to my wife and use some of ur words of wisdom lol i already say alot of this shit but i just got some new ones

[dildomerchant]

FANFUKNTASTIC, cheers.

[logician3]

Ur funniest vid yet !!!

[TrutherTube2012]

Lol props

[wolfmn04]

MY O'L LADY IIS A BADASS,I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH ANY OF THE POINTS THAT YOU MADE ON THIS RANT. GREAT RANT

[iluv2rant]

@ThomasTheTruth2 awesome-thanks

[Famfriass]

@iluv2rant What do you think about younger women/older men combination? If a guy that is say 15-20 years older than me is interested in something serious with me, would it be ok?

[JohnnyDesaint]

FUCKIN AWESOME!!



[umajunkcollector]

What men FAKE... they fake as if they CARE when a women is bitchin! FAKE CARE is like FAKED ORGASMS! In reality, what she is bitchin about goes in one ear and out the other, and guys pretend as if they care - when they could care less about her gripes and manip[ulating.

case in piont: When a bitch gripes about not enough foreplay, the guy wishes she'd use the vibrater and fingers - long before he comes to bed, i.e. DO YOUR OWN FOREPLAY, and make yourself lust and cum!

[BorderCityBandit]

ive never been married,but Ive been a keen observer of other people married and I havent liked what I saw.I want even consider marrying an American woman,thier too fucked up, I would only marry a foreign woman,if I get married, somehow ,I just know that Marriage and me ,dont go together

[iluv2rant]

@BorderCityBandit never do it

[justmy10cents]

true that A freakin men brother

[iluv2rant]

@waza8u amen

[TheKrustdust]

great video so true!

[iluv2rant]

@TheKrustdust thanks bro

[umajunkcollector]

IMHO: A woman that FAKEs orgasms is a dry cunt frigid bitch! If the bitch is NOT TURNED ON to cum, that's her problemo.Guys know when they fake it, and when they REALLY are hot, compassionate, horny, and wanting it with lots of affection and lovin it, i.e. when she is bitchin and complaining and whining, she is FAKING IT GUYS! All that "orgasm noise" is pretending. When a woman is horny, she's gonna make YOU cum big time!

[angelface14363703]

lol I love that my husband has the balls to say all this, and he thinks its weird that I point out tits and asses to him, but he likes it

[iluv2rant]

@angelface14363703 awesome

[umajunkcollector]

words of wizdumb - gotta love it!

[iluv2rant]

@umajunkcollector lol

[umajunkcollector]

as the old cliche goes...

ask a stupid question - and get a stoopeed answer!