"Conflict" - Part 2

[TheBattletoadsomega]

the rofl knife demands blood tod

[bbd741]

the jokez starts from 2:40 lololollllololololol

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

LOL. IM A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[CommunityPKChan]

Blood plx k thx lawl

[halofan7217]

...OW...MY...BALLS...

[Bigfatliars96]

@souledgezx therre the same gai

[HomeworkDestroyer]

DAZZLEE!!!!!!!

[thebot27]

IM COMIN FOR U TODD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLO­LO

[Munny603]

one life remaining music at the beginning? o-o

[souledgezx]

Aribiter: Represents JonCJG

Todd: Represents Digitalp33r.

[TheChinkest]

blood plz k thnx lol

[kieran6383]

cheif sounds like hes jacking off even when hes laughing

[MrHabiger40]

Wats the nxt video

[halorockz999]

Epic battle but who stole them?

[TheBOOTYSWEAT107]

arby n the chief reminds me of two and a half men. not because of the characters or funnyness. its because the old episodes are better. the new ones suck

[johnjobf]

@TheBOOTYSWEAT107 u mean like simpsons?

[MyHummusproductions]

who the HELL decided for them to live? seriously! what the hell

[playa871]

The Rofl knife demands Blood!!!!

[matteoarts]

MYROFLKNIFEGOSSLIECSLIECSLIECS­LIECSLIEC

[tarheelfan407]

What video is the one where there is the face alien that kidnaps Todd and travis

[101cgk]

i wish he killed travis , let todd live

[filopride619]

laksjsglj;asldfkjasdlf;sldfddh­h

[ghostreccon1]

my balls

[StonedMidg3t]

haha master chief is the degenerate in this show although he happens to be the first one living there haha

[LiamDoctorWho]

I love Todds scream at 2:22 it just made me laugh so hard first time I watched this

[amazeman987654321]

Haha Cortana "This is u, "LOL IMA BITCH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" He is hilarious.

[thecoolest1120]

For those who didn't know heres what happened last time:

Mia roflknife go slic3 slice slice slice

[TheJavaHubTV]

no u

[TheJavaHubTV]

It actually must have been so hard to coordinate a fight scene with action figures o_o

[bassham14]

whats the intro song???

[legodude508]

This sh0uld be a TV sh0w 0n Adult Swim

[Echolyktuz]

IM CUMIGN 4 U TODD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Echolyktuz]

The poll took so long, that it was morning already when todd and travis were kicking chiefs ass.

[UchihaEnma]

dun't wurry guyz ..... is kk XD

[fuckmesideways1349]

blood plz k thnx lol

[coolerdude343]

c mon episode three

[awsome9303]

Did Mastur ch33f actually do something cause the haven't come back yet I was thinking that they didn't want them deaf just out of the show for a whe

[MartyZiinema]

@awsome9303 they was abducted by an alien, you can see them in space in the later episodes, don't know which one tho..

[reaggacashtro801]

HUUUAAAGH *SLAM*

[LxeTheDarkFox157]

You know whats funny....... I have that exact same knife....

[Barbihami]

2:00 - 2:10. lol, look how big mastur ch33f is compared to travis

[3113evan]

@Barbihami you mean Todd? lol

[headhunternoob]

i have that same rofl knife

[SuperSpidermike]

I wanna know who made the knife's voice

[n00b6789]

LOOK

THIS IS U

LOL IM A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[n00b6789]

BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL

[n00b6789]

@n00b6789 KK

[captains327]

@n00b6789 the first timed i saw that i pissed my pants for realzz

[nightral8I4]

What's the music at 4:06?

[desiree1604]

ONLY MOTHER GOD! LOOK OUT! ITS THE COVENAT!

[Joshieboy150]

Did Jon do commentary for this episode? I can't find it.

[legodude101able]

They're is always nice relaxing music in the beginning

[eclipseecua]

2:38 how did u get microsoft sam 2 talk like that?

[legodude7371]

Cortina: he's obviously lying!

Master chief: Ur oviusly a whoer!

I couldn't stop laughing :D

[Dragononstudios]

I like this theme.

[mrXhendrixX]

Next episode, will travis's balls be ok?

[PICKLEMACHINE1]

My opinion

Todd and Travis should have been mutilated

Whoretana... I mean Cortana is gay

Poor Chief

[AquaAzelf]

THUMBS IF U WANTED THEM TO DAI >:D

[locast2002]

@AquaAzelf I thumbs.

[mlijwttyttr]

I'm trying to find which is the episode where chided calls the cops and keeps.saying no I was robbed

[GOSUCKACRAWLER]

@mlijwttyttr i think its called "Its a beta"

[TheTrollBrotherHood]

What the fuck? A 53 second intro? Fucking terrible show.

[TheInfiniteNine]

@TheTrollBrotherHood Obvious troll is obvious

[animeroxas]

@TheTrollBrotherHoo Don't ruin it for the rest of us who are enjoying the show just because you don't like the short intro. Fuck Off

[TheInfiniteNine]

asdfsdfasdf;ds'fasld'fdflads';­faslkdjf;lksa

[pitbullisgai]

"He's obviously lying"

"ur obviously a whore"

ROFL

[xOwnZONE]

5:40 They were meant to be

[Classified141]

@ 3:19, u can actually see chiefs pain xD

[EvilMinnionz]

2:42 is fucking hilarious

[knockaboutboy]

Fuck Todd and travis!

[johnathanlizarraga]

Whats funny is that when he said " im sry" i knew he was going to say that you are so gay

[Psychobruner]

the intro was played straight by the chief with the roflviolin

[noobfart39]

3:30:I think thats the first time a word in master chiefs subtitible was spelled correctlly

[TenaciousDchord]

BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL

[Kartza96]

aqgh.... my bawlz....

[GamingwithChris1]

classic



[Wiiriketobray]

I love the way chief says no0oo!!!1

[Bioshock2fan20]

i also luv 4:42

[Bioshock2fan20]

I LUV 1:22!

[montrellc1]

My nife goes sliceslicesliceslicesliceslice­slice

[SingularityClan]

"You could have seriously hurt someone!"

"That's the idea you skank!"

Haha, never gets old.

[sPerezO]

im cuming for 4 tod lolololololololololololololol

[Bioshock2fan20]

@sPerezO i freaking luv that part!!!

[MrPersonthatdoesstuf]

anyone notice when he says hahahahahhaha it sounds like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

Blood Plz K Thx LOL

[Packy97200]

At  2:45 I understood lakjsglj semicondom LOL!!

[MrUselesstalentz]

why hate on master chief.

[SirKil0t]

I can has reconz!!

[Da2sDayMassacre]

LOL I'M A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[qcpat]

LOL IM A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

[xMasian]

MAI BALLZ

[birdlover10100]

what the opening song called

[BionicleHarry]

A gay outer space alien that looked suspiciously like jon's chin

[PiVoTmAn1231000]

thumbs up if you love master chief and you think hes hiarious!

[555slipknot6sic6]

@PiVoTmAn1231000 how the fuck did you actualy manage to get to the top you fucking thumbs up whore. If you want to find out how many people like Chief then look at the fucking likes on the video. Whoever liked your comment is a fucking retard just like you.

[reaggacashtro801]

@PiVoTmAn1231000 I love him.

[ArranMason]

"BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL"

[burgerman9000]

MY BALLS

[Kcook6]

omg is that music from ORISINAL!! OMG GONNA GO PLAY!

[shawn9950]

what happened to todd and travis???>

[oppositeofdeath]

Lololololollolololollolll

[ryancruz891]

3:11 Killing people?? OH MAN THEY'RE TOYS LOL

[SubjectChronic]

laksglj;asldfkjasdlf;sldfddhh

[CptLolles]

2:32 LMFAO!

[TheMightyUmmer]

PENIS

[TheHaloParty]

TEH ROFL KNIEF DEMANDZ BLOOD TOD C?? LISSEN!1 "BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL"

[xDinGDon]

sds

[HatedSovietLion]

The Rofl knife demands blood Tod c listen.

Blood Plz K thanks lol

[xM3TH0Dx]

"god damn it....urg.....RAAAHAHAH RAHGAHGAHG"

lmfao.

[TheRavynn100]

traves:oooooooo my balls

chife:oooo my ballz

cortana:kicking chifee in ballz

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@TheRavynn100 can you spell?

[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

im cumin 4 u tod lololololololololololololololo­olo0ol0oo best part

[DarthHellion2]

"you can't just go around tryin to kill people" lol

[IgotzDaJuiceBox]

@DarthHellion2 sry MOM

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

Arbiter wants to know what happened to Todd and Travis? The great alien Xanthar had sex with their butts and ate them alive. That's old news lol

[GianMaaark00]

BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL

[PR1VAT3P4RTZ]

MAI ROFLNIF GOSE SLICESLIECE SILCE SLICE SLICE SLCIEC SLIEC LOLOLOLOLOLMFAOLOLOLOLOLOLROFL­OLMAO

[utter77771]

OMG Ive searched so long for that one sene in this entire show. that moment at 4:42

[electricexe21]

IM CUMIGN 4 U TOD LOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­OLOLL

[MarbalTm]

"THIS R NOT TEH EDN"

That'll come in handy.

[TheSoundB0X]

Todd:What the hell has gotten into him?!

Travis:Ugh my balls!

Me:hehehehhehe



[QuantumGenetic]

THUMBS UP IF HE SHOULD CONTINUE THIS STORY AND FINISH UP THE STUPID HACKER STORY!

[Hamgammy]

@QuantumGenetic He already disclosed what happened to Todd and Travis. They got ass-raped by a gay space alien and then eaten alive whereas Cortana was fired directly into the sun and killed. Watch the very end of the episode "King" from the next season to confirm this ridiculous conclusion.

[poppers112233]

LOL I AM BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[MilesEdgeworthJr]

HOLY SHIT L@@K TIHS IS U LOL IM A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

5:37 look at chi3f. he gotz double kil and ass assination

[MrPrettyRaveGirl]

:'(

MAI BALLZ

[CoupledHippo]

no u

[FreelancerJess]

LMFAO!!

[Strawberry1139]

is this what you do all day? play with dolls? lol

[faisallikespotatoes]

NO TOP COMMENTS???? ehem...."(BIG BREATH)" ah nvm too many ppl do this anyway.....

[rockhoppe]

@faisallikespotatoes Amen to that :P

[ChZAz]

dude where is the next episode where they look for todd and travis, series 3 ep 1 says it was posted before series 2 ep 6, i cant find it :(

[Raidon25]

I love that frying pan.

[CJTheBig]

I love that song. That song with the bunny jumping on bells.

[tehjossif]

I expected Chief to really finish those bitches off. Man, Todd and Travis are annoying, lame characters. Oh, and Cortana, of course. She sucks the hardest.

[ultraninjakid101]

@tehjossif sucks what the hardest :)

[XrealtimemachinimaX]

@ultraninjakid101 i cant believe anyone sucks harder then your mom

[Swizzyyyy]

Stop putting yourself down on the "director's notes" you always do a great job in every episode and I enjoy them all.

[bigtoerising]

you know, this is really childish, a fully grown adult, playing with dolls.

THAT"S WHY IT"S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[zaktan744]

2:36 BEST EVAR!

[CabloGames]

5:14 Hey guys doesn't it sound like Arbiter said 60 year old

[CabloGames]

why intro go to 0:55 not 0:45 ???? 0.o.0

[awesomesauceL0L]

I was expecting chief to talk back or pimp slap Cortana when she got up in his faec, lol.

[ThatGuywhoUseToKnowU]

who the hell let them live just to vanish anyway?



[mokeyangel]

press 7 to LOLOLOL

[warlord4811]

cortana: he's obviously lying

chief: your obviously a whore

[TheZombieROCKET]

0:50 intro skip happy face

[hammertritons]

@Skyler2474u there's a little bit about what happened to them in an episode of season 3

[aparzoo]

i wish the real master chief was this grossly immature



[JordanMinecraft]

LOL UR A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLHA BLAH BLAHB LBAHB BLAH

[agtitan2868]

BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL. Lmao

[Skyler2474u]

Why don't we ever fighd out what happened to Todd and Travis?

[Hibbis1]

no u.............. LOL

[d3ad1yXbarX]

im so fkin confused was there a video before that was took down that shows what happened to cortana travis and todd cause they just stop showing up in the videos.

[TheEExposed]

Blud plz k thx lol

[metromatician]

Lol you ended season 2 with a big clffhanger, just like Halo 2.

[imahalo123]

2:30 one of the funnys shit ever.

[onceone96]

@Dudley731 damn you're right

[onceone96]

@Dudly731 damn you're right

[Dudley731]

The intro reminds me of the loading screen on Bioshock when it's installing.

[Dudley731]

The intro reminds me of the loading screen on Bioshock when it's installing.

[ToriCayatineto]

"He's obviously lying!"

"ur obvisly a whoer"

LOLOLOLOL

[Haggysack2k8]

i just waited to hear master chief saying "i can break your arms!" to arbiter and arbiter just answers "you can't break my arms." and then chief goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA" :D

[RedVoltz]

Arbiter: you'r like a God damn six-year old.

Chief: no u

XD best come back ever!!

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

BL00D PLZ K THNX LOL

[Stormsoulproductions]

awww argh my BALLZZ LMFAO

[Squ1gg]

press 3 for the best scene

[NinjaFreak626]

I thought i was getting rickrolled at first with the music in the opening credits

[zorblake]

Buull

[greysonthespartan]

noooooo!!!!!!!1111//one..//11 mai buiti faul faic

[xogentzxo]

blood plz k thx lol

[39gaming]

lol: blood plz k thanx lol!

rofl: mai ballz!

lmao: ljasf;lgsdhka;lska;ssalhd

[deathman856]

wtf has gotten in to him

my balls