Clerks Animated Series Episode 2 part 3

[510Erock]

I love this show

[krys4gaming]

Where r the f*ck words?

[arceus71]

That black guy keeps getting eaten by the shark :L

[nannernanner]

Hey it's Ted Danson... it's payback time.

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Flintstone's List is too funny to be a holocaust movie

[clarkb2697]

The only thing that needs to happen now in the show is for silent bob to become senator robert plutarski. Because dantes married, Randal owns the video store.

[asutuh]

O__O what kind of movie were the kids gonna make

[DarkToboki]

@asutuh I think I want to see it... Hehehehe.... Animated, of course...

-rubs his nipples firmly while licking his lips-

[Sealord75369]

why are we walking like this?

[thewickedclown091]

I love the Stand By Me reference.

[GreenGearMood]

3:28

Gutsmans ass sound?

[GreenGearMood]

UP YOURS MATT DAMON.

[Hysteria98]

The english/american difference of the term 'fag' was nice, I always crack up at that XD

And for the record, 'fag' does suit better as a term for cigarette. Oh my.

[joelburgos69]

Looking back, it was the best summer of my life.

They where my best friends.

Snooch to the nooch.

[nowhereman115]

2:44 is the best.

[farlock6]

Celebirties.HA! 1:05

[quaidnomore]

also does anyone see any similarties between the real world and jersey shore?

MTV you need to get your focus away from reality tv shows! but you won't because there are just too many stupid people out there who think none of jersey shore is scripted

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@quaidnomore yes i do

[quaidnomore]

LMAO@ American quick stop clerks working in India! That is a bit ironic

[AirbourneGal17]

ahh miiiillkk!

[Fransinn3]

Why are we walking like this?

[metalface00]

1:26 "up your's matt damon"!!!

[dominicksblood]

pack a Fag

[zock70]

Jay-"ALAKANOOCH! And Evoke the dark lord satan I offer this girls soul to you master! and..."

*coin bursts into flames*

Girl-"Great!"

Boy-"I'm scared..."

[TheCaptain345]

naga naga nooch

[videofieldsoldier]

Could somebody tell me which movie they are spoofing when Jay is old and writing about the best summer of his life?

[Lordoofious]

@videofieldsoldier Stand By Me.

[vboost]

@videofieldsoldier "stand by me" with will wheton cory haim and river phoenix in it

[george4ever26101]

@vboost You forgot about the chubby one who's married to Rebecca Romain now.

[Nowinski96]

@videofieldsoldier stand by me, look it up it's a pretty awesome movie

[match579fly]

i'm not ur mayte fagg

[misterjack97]

LOL Stand By Me reference!!

[Kaiyou1691]

Snooch to da nooch!

[TristanBeaner]

"Pack of fags"

"Your a fag"

"Its a cigarette mate"

"I'm not your mate fag!" LOL

[HunterAvakianFilms]

Poor Samuel L. Jackson. :(

[VintageBalderdash]

I now have a cartoon version of jumping the shark. I need to make that a gif, and it would be a killer for 4chan threads.

[trysumink]

pack of fags...no you're a fag..lmao

[LolWhyUMadThough]

Snooch to the nooch

[YepThatsaVideo]

It would've been funnier if the little girl had been like "Thanks Jay, thanks Silent Bob!" all happy, and then fall to the ground. It would've extended the Satanic offering joke.

[beblicious4you]

3:51 what in gods name are the seagulls doing there xD?

[emp322]

you're a cigarette! lol.

[ynjem]

This episode probably has just as much, if not less flashbacks than the average Family Guy episode.

[frooley]

@MattTastic69 oops srry about that bitch...

[XephiousFlash]

Steve was drifted and killed in vietnam. LOL!!! LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.

[MattTastic69]

@XephiousFlash are you retarded? skeeter doesn't even sound like steve.

[pootertastic]

lol @ 2:47 - 2:57

[frooley]

screw you ms.henburg

[MattTastic69]

@frooley Hepburn, are you kidding me? who the fuck is ms henburg

[anakinfan8]

it's at 1:59

[anakinfan8]

lol

"pack of fags"

"youre a fag"

it's a cigarette mate

i'm not your mate fag

[joelstwisted]

up yours matt damon!!

[KingJulien234]

lool the best part was the laugh in the end.

[frobinhood]

pack of fags!

your a fag!

its a cigerette mate!

im not your mate fag!

[hughesceh12]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh milk

[ilovetoparty1]

up yours matt damon!

[RPGenius]

You're a cigarette!

[thagrammarnazi]

that little girl at the end's gonna grow up to be a real slut "now take off your shirt!"

[nico7566]

that Holocaust joke was not funny, anne frankly i dont think the holocaust should be joked about.

[bestbandtbs]

Lets make a movie...quick takeoff yer shirt...were they gonna make a porn? lol

[sketelsluckycharm502]

fuck u matt damooooooooon

[vincent6445]

I'm not your mate fag xDDDD

[Metalhead197]

"Dante is married now, and Randal well he owns the video store"

Funny how both of those things came true in Clerks 2.

[TheAntvark]

@Metalhead197 possible fourshadowing 

[whutbrush]

@Metalhead197 : Dante didn't get married, and the both of them bought the two stores.

[Metalhead197]

@whutbrush Dante gave Becky a ring so they get engaged, and presumably married, and yes both of them own the stores which was my point Randal technically owns the video store.

[killjoy1104]

@Metalhead197 Don't explain the joke. :P

[george4ever26101]

@Metalhead197 Actually, they both own Quick Stop/RST.

[FightingSpirt]

pack a fags your a fag lol.

[FightingSpirt]

Matt damoooon



[pisshand050794]

best stand by me parody eva !

[mugenevilryu]

those are weird fucking eyes at 3:33 all of em XD

[Number1ricky]

That's exactly how Jerry Seinfeld gets treated.

[notyourmartyr]

You're a cigarette!

[wildman36845]

your kicking randall out? your kicking RANDALL out? oh like none of you have ever done what randall did. randal doesnt need this!

[LilTwistaX]

pack of fags...ur a fag hahahaa

[RasmusKudahl]

Lol notice how silent bob keeps on peeking at the shirtless boy xD

[TheOblivx]

why does he have a triforce symbol on his hockey shirt



[GuisBaltar]

@TheOblivx and I think Randall has a pacman on his.

[qigonglungz]

LMAO I thought that was Alec Baldwin's voice... hahaha...

Jack Doughnahy rules!!!

I luv this show!

[vineethonkan]

Speak Hindu! LOLOL

Technically it should be "Speak Hindi!"

[superermac55]

at the end why didnt they just jump the fence

[tellemstevedave37]

maaaatt daaamon!

[Lionalliance]

HEYYYYYYYY! *thumbs up*

[AgathoDaimon911991]

hey, "alacanooch" (LOL) made Silent Bob speak too!

[Jikk]

You see, this flash back gimmick for this episode, it's for one episode, and it's actually funny.. Where as family guy does it for EVERY episode, and they fail miserably at it.

[0001Sika]

girl: Let's make a movie... take off your shirt!

me: O_0' Uh... what kind of movies do you watch kid?...

[sparrowgirl84]

lol js laugh is the best! HA HA HA!

[starclanproduction]

i wanna know who the hell threw the pot?

[slim77k]

hahah  Flintstones list

[Setay11]

So thiiiiiis is what inspired Seth MacFarlane to create Family Guy.

[anotherpunkrocker]

That fag thing is pure gold!

[Linksminion]

Oh my fucking god.... 5:20 Stephen King movie I forgot name of.

[lozograitis]

@Linksminion Stand by me

[Linksminion]

@lozograitis Yes that's it!

[monkeybutt2693]

@Linksminion stand by me

[Robogabriel]

That Jerry Seinfeld bit is 120% pure win!

[JaymanDaKing]

the best ending ever

[serpico89]

@ghostbuster56 and it's some random kid they don't even know XD

[serpico89]

flintstone's list hahahah

[Jumpybeaver]

lol The funny part is. Even though it was a stand by me reference. What was said about Dante, sorta came true. Except for the moving away part.

[Konishi010]

skooch to the nooch

[artixvonkrigor]

1:36 Hey it Justin Bieber! its pay back time!

[iKillborn2kilNOE]

Take Off Your Shirt!!!

[Fearstrike10500]

up yours Matt Damon hey its Ted Dancin hey its Ted Dancin hey its Ted Dancin its payback time

[catherinefan32]

lol Stand By Me Reference.

[sfierce15]

YOU'RE A CIGGARETT!

[SPROUTunni]

speak hindu?

niiiiice research ahaa this shits hilarious

hindu is the religion

[WeaponX0187]

best part 3:00

[VileProfile]

Stand By Me Ending FTW

[xZerulx]

What's that song in the backround when there all walking away?

Its like a bass or a base or somthing

[serpico89]

@xZerulx i think your talking about the movie stand by me reference fuckin hilarious loll the song for it is stand by me. 

[mibevan]

your a cigarette

[Whiplash995]

"Ala-Ka-Nooch"

[felineshadow0221]

they couldnt have stepped over the fence? lol poor dante

[Familyguy1230]

LMAO JERRY SEINFELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uxbnkuribo]

"and invoke the dark lord Satan, we offer this girl's soul to you, master!"

[serpico89]

@uxbnkuribo LMFAOO

[BoneDaddy216]

haha "up yours matt damon" xD

[serpico89]

@BoneDaddy216 matt damon - (tear) :'-(

ROFLL

[StonerrProductions]

"why are all of you convinience store guys are always american, speak hindu"

too fucking funny

[Draygonia]

And this video does not work... Damn...

[TlGBC]

this part of the episode has more cutaways than an episode of family guy! and this show is just way superior!

[Bermudadude123]

dude j's laugh is epic

[TheTrueChuster]

Its Tad Danson!

Payback time

[wildhaunter]

hey its ted dansen. its payback time. pack of fags

[jonasgirl555]

Up yours Matt Damon!!

[imnotstoned12]

Snooch To The Nooch

[slapstick70]

@imnotstoned12 snooch to the nooch indeed my friend

[GuisBaltar]

@imnotstoned12 Snoogans

[myfunnylwaffel]

alakanooch

[siggster03]

LMAOOOOOOOO jay! xD

[zombiekiller48]

hi im jerry sinfeld! i dont care im on a break why is two percent mi- i dont cARE GET out of here were closed get the hell ot up yours matt damon!

[nicsevern]

ANOTHER BURN WARD!

[Arknetu01]

Anyone else notice the tape come out of nowhere at 7:09?

[mrbear41208]

"Even though I remember who had the crowbar i'm still the biggest idiot ever!"

[instrumentalandmore]

Such a brilliant and underrated series. I wish they made more than 6 episodes...

[Trudragon88]

take off your shirt! haha

[luigispin236]

"Pack of f*gs?"

"ur a f*g"

"Its a cigarette mate"

"Im not your mate f*g"

[biarg777]

What is the scene at 5:12 a reference to? It seems like it is, but I can't figure out what.

[shonenboy7]

@biarg777 It's from Stand By Me that stephen king flick about the boys going to see a dead body

[schmittyc1993]

@biarg777 I think it's Stand By Me

[zombiekiller48]

pack of fags your a fag its a ciggerette mate im not your mate fag tackles*

[AnimeEyes143]

The British Convenience store skit is my all time favorite from this show XD

[RobochaoXX]

AAAAAAAA MILK

[bitchassfucka]

then we say the magic words. ALACANOOCH!

and envoke the dark lord Satan, we offer this girls soult to you master....and *fire* the quarter is gone. TADA!

[ExileBiohazard]

lol 2:13

[DarkDialga416]

AHHHG!!! MIILK!!!

[IntellectualAL]

that is a funny reference to stand by me

[serpico89]

@IntellectualAL that's the best part of the whole episode!! XD

[IntellectualAL]

@serpico89  I know.

[unfortunatebeam]

"Now take it off."

ahaha! omg that little girl really wanted to take of that boy's shirt!

[GalexOwns]

"A packa fag please."

"You're a fag."

LOLOLOL

[WarOfTheKnights]

Ending: WTF!?!? Kids should NEVER be perverted.

[ThousanWhite]

Thats the point.

[vegroms]

nice ending... good stand by me inspiration...

[stickmasrerDX]

lol funny cockney joke! "Packa Fag"

"you're a fag"

[SmashLiXs]

funny irony

[DeathToAlliHate]

snooch to the nooch

[unfortunatebeam]

wha?

[InvaderZimSuperFan]

LMAO IT'S LIKE

FUCK YOU MATT DAMON!

[jimmyThePiep]

So where the hell does that pot come from?

[ContinuousContinuing]

4:37 LOLLOLOLL

[WorldWalker128]

woah. the sacrifice was accepted!

[CMMalvado]

Up yours Matt Damon!

[unfortunatebeam]

Yeah I know, it's like Stop taking creatine so much for movie roles!!

[MuToiDMaN]

lol, 6:35 unexplained owl hooting (see Episode 1)

[ariharveykinkle]

who else is loving the "stand by me" reference?

[bakura445]

pack of fags

ur a fag

there a cigarette mate

im not ur mate fag XD

[IIIIDUFFMANIIII]

4:37 lol

[ReaperStalfo]

lol, to this shows

[demonguy1234]

wait he says get your prents permission but this is intended for the crowd of ppl who watch southpark lol the kids were gonna make a porno

[Dngth1985]

did Smith use this episode as a reference when working on Clerks 2.

[couchfort]

GET THE HELL OUT, SCORCESE!

[Dohzr]

pack of fags lol

[Archedgar]

OMFG! Kath Soucie voices 2 different characters in this episode.

She's the little girl who talks to Jay at the end when he's writing on the computer. She's also one of the fat ladies who says "It's Ted Danson!".

Kath Souce = Aerie = Goddess !

[unfortunatebeam]

who?

[Atriux1]

Remember that time we watched that?

[MisterBankz]

Lmao @ the kids face at 7:17

[manonfire7734]

hey its ted danson its payback time *throws Bottle*

[doubleagentman909]

at 2:28, thats rauj from "camp lazlo"

btw

pack of fag?

ur a fag?

its a ciggerate mate-

im not ur mate fag!"

[Tails04]

HAHAHAHA. 5:15

Stand by me reference. aha

Thats funny. lol