The Mask- Park Scene

[MrCouchmen]

2:43 - 2:50------ultra funny.

[MrCouchmen]

Freeze!Put your hands up.I tought you said freeze.Alright,alright unfreeze.

[Zenguai13]

If you listen carefully @ 2:39 you can hear the cuffs being put on the Calway and Doyal's hands. Gotta the Mask!

[shawnej454]

The Mask is the one and only true Troll. This film is even more epic now than it was when I was little. xD

[pobratim2]

she is so cruellll I LOVE IT!!!!

[GamerMaster18]

@pobratim2 coy, she is so coy

[crazycritick]

Now,Like Napoleon,I will divide and conquer.

[VeryFanaticAboutFilm]

little to the left... that's it

[VeryFanaticAboutFilm]

What r they gonna do to me sarge? what r they gonna do? hahahahahahah

[Jumpzehh]

i have a permit for that.

[MrLenflax]

No! It wasn't me. It was the one armed man! LOOOOOOOL I love him.

[playswitsquirls]

je adore. je da window i dont care!

[RedMist772]

I did it ya hear,and I'M GLAD, I TELL YA!!! lol

[MrJJ4000]

My god, I never understood those jokes like "Now I will divide, and conquer" or "Kiss me my dear, and I will reveal my croissant" XD

[00NeVaN00]

Kiss me, my dear.... AND I WILL REVEAL MY CROISSANT !

[ZDWario]

So many jokes I didn't get when I was a kid.

[TheStreaker2010]

2:04 is the best bit.

[AFMountaineer2000]

While I like to see actors grow and do different stuff in their carrers, am I the only one who would lke to see Jim Carrey and/or Tom Hanks do atleast 1 more movie similar to the ones when they first started out?

[JackSchitt100]

What are they gonna do to me sarge...WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DOOOOO!!

[BallydowseRambler]

Oh My God.. I just realized.. I have the same damn coat as him... And I wear it with a black n white striped shirt...

[StylishStar88]

"Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise."

Cracks me up everytime! hahah! :D

[Shiftsz125]

He's a little thorny >:3

[Sweethearts4969]

you know when you watch a movie too much

when you know every single line :S

i reacted ever line he said :D

[mamanettie]

"Cop: Bazooka. Ipkis: I have a permit for that ;)" XD

[pinkhatgirl15]

EYEYEY!

[Annihilationzh]

That picture of the wife... isn't there a similar scene in the naked gun?

[Scott125670]

I love his laugh at 0:16 XD LOLOLOL MARGARET!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Best part LOL

[Stereotypeblackguy]

that scene with Calloways Wife brought a old memory back when I had a sexy picture of this guys girlfriend

Guy: JESSICA!? YOU SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

Me: Jeez why are you Pissed at me for after all...YOU DATED HER!

Guy: AHHH I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

Me: -gives 5 slaps tot he face And runs-

[2100chevy]

cameron diaz is a fine ass Latina

[stifflersmum7]

i love that bit at the end with his teeth hahahah

[HHHKOK06]

Je t'adore. Je t'adore. She the window, I don't care!

[HHHKOK06]

Bazooka?

I have a permit for that.

[SabbraCadabra]

When Cameron Diaz was actually good looking.

[Strangleyourfriend]

One of the best scenes in the movie!

[yame550]

2:23 lol I didnt know you could get a permit for a bazooka..would like one too

[yame550]

is jim carrey acting like himself or the mask?!

[jamezbond45]

@yame550 Honestly, not much of a difference there.

[StubblyVlog]

KISS me my dear...and I will reveal my croissant, I will spread your pate, I will dip

my ladle in your VICHYSSOISE...

*knee to the nads*

[vxcv2]

MERDE! XD Love you Jim!

[Evilgidgit4Ever]

Picture of Kellaway's wife...

What?

Uh-oh.

Margaret! You son of a b*tch!

Hey, I figured you had a sense of humour. After all...you married her!

[TekkenFan13]

YOUR MARRIED HER! *Fish Slaps* That's got to hurt!

[AnkokuEvangeline]

SO stupid... But unlike the sequels, this was the good kind of stupid...

[rubberduck54]

Pahahahaha! classic :')

[TheMosessiaw]

Press 6 for "It Wasn't Me!!"

[danromero25]

i love dis movie one of da best jim carrey has ever made so far

[becki1340]

too fuckin funny every time i watch this movie i cant stop laughing

[alienkilla22]

"Jeez i figured you had a sense of humour, after all... you married her!"

[alienkilla22]

"Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise"

Pahaha love it when he says this

[95A1140]

Apparently all French men speak in sexual metaphors XD

[kaname4ever]

The Steve likes

[vxphsycoxv]

WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO TO TO ME SARGE....WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DOOOOO !

[TommyDDD]

FREEEEZZZZZZ

[JOSELUIS151289]

back when Cameron was hot

[Animalcrossing95]

17 one armed men disliked this XD

[krishnanthedon]

17 dislikes are waste to born and laugh

[manaburn]

Cameron's eyes were in psycho mode when he was crawling toward her on the bench...

[ENTERtheCREATOR]

SNOT ARROW!

[DaFree0ne]

this is a living troll.

[Jesuistropbon]

1:22 " Merde " lawl

[Jenesepasvous]

"je t'adore, je t'adore, je te window I don't care" It's only funny when you know what he's saying

[shadowshader]

Love the accents!

[TheDarkvader13]

TROLLFACE

[malestorm95]

The part where he freezes himself never gets old

[starwars34]

@malestorm95 lol yea man but lol why isnt the cop in like total shock after just seeing a man with a green mask freeze himself

[TheFishboy94]

Noo.. It wasnt me, it was the one armed man

Omg makes me laugh every single time

[Diamondkelz]

Can someone explain the bit when he says "where's a camcorder when you need one?"

[Sh0leY]

I'D LIKE TO THINK SO HA HA!!

[SuperTattoo17]

kiss me my dear and i will reveal my croissant at 0:22

[SchnuffelB]

@SuperTattoo17 lol, we all know what he meant

[TheBatman1939]

Jeeze I thought you had a sense of humor! After all...*looks away*...YOU MARRIED HER!!

Perfect line, perfect delivery, perfect movie.

[mslyss1]

"our love is like a red red rose, and i am, a little thorny.." lol just like a guy to say something like that haha =P

[boom253ROBLOX]

Lol pepe le pew reference

[nakke]

low volume :(

[harry426]

Jim Carrey is the only reason why this movie works, and one of the numerous reasons Son of the Mask doesn't.

[BunnyHorny92]

if somebody will try to make another movie with Mask I WILL NOT GONNA WATCH!! THE ORIGINAL IS THE BEST :X!

[darrellodle24]

she is so coy....I LOVE IT!

[4CzNs]

@darrellodle24 What I heard is "Sheissocoy...AYE LUV EEEET!" xD

[SchnuffelB]

@4CzNs thats what he said,

[4CzNs]

@SchnuffelB I know that's what he said, I'm just reiterating HOW I heard him say it. xD

[Jalanox]

who else thinks tooooo big?

[redwolf1015]

the god of trolling right there lol

[1088musicwonder]

Cameron Diaz looks extremely horny @ 0:13

[TheFirstClassedFreak]

"what are they gonna do to me sarge?

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO??!!!!!..."

[PeepeesandWeewees]

@TheFirstClassedFreak lol, I would like to get arrested just to say that lol.

[awesomedudemee]

lol

[RingsOfNeptune]

... and I will reveal my croissant

[Animalcrossing95]

XD Zoyle!

I LOVE EEET!! 

[Kamirykun]

je`te door, je`te window, i don`t care!!

LOL

[tommy78247]

Like Napoleon I shall divide and conquer 

[TheDCmatrix]

1:22 Holy crap! SPY!!! You're a back pokin' snake and by god... you're hilarious!

[rohanyamid]

"jeez i figured you'd have a sense o humour after all........YOU MARRIED HER"

best jim carrey line EVER :)

[bdpune]

Je te Window :))))

[BunnyHorny92]

what is the name of the Blonde Gilr form the begging on the video :o3? plz :o3

[tokeburns]

@BunnyHorny92 um Cameron Diaz...

[BunnyHorny92]

@tokeburns thnx xD

[Toneai2007]

Sweet Mother of Mercy, this must be Jim Carrey's best role... at least the one that makes me laugh the most.

"Pair of eyeball glasses."

"I never seen those in my life."

"Bazooka?"

"I have a permit for that."

Then how he looks at the picture. Only a total madman or genious could play this awesome and we all know there is a thin lne between those two.

[ComicManultimate]

shut da window i dont care haha lol talking french ur doing it right

[Olypol1241]

5=freeze!

[NottheFacePlease]

Keep pressing one

[Vuvenz]

this movie used to give me nightmares when i was a kid

[catherinek94]

best jim carrey has ever played

[Samoutuomas]

@catherinek94 Yeah, he was perfect in this... Before The Mask he was awesome too of course, but was a little nervous and rough on the edges in his perfomance. But then BAM - he was perfect. Same with movies like Ace Ventura 1 & 2.

[bigmeknurgle]

Ipkiss! Police!

...Merde!

[TripleWalkthroughs]

The bazooka part seems to get me the most... maybe it's because a cartoon character said "I have a permit for that" I dunno...

[kubotaman85]

serious how can anyone dislike this movie its so freaking funny

[MnMS1904]

THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS CLASSIC HUMOR

[JoZZaTOnI]

Good old days when funny was inoffensively funny

[Chequelito14]

Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise!!!

[MrJarth]

i just realised he is a green troll face

how did i not see it earlier?

[TheShockMaster]

The role of the Mask would be so stupid and unfunny if it were played by anyone else. Only somebody like Jim Carrey could make such a high-energy character work. And he made it work amazingly well.

[Jack567898]

@TheShockMaster 100 % right

[Paul8684]

Jeez i figured you had a sense of humour afterall..........YOU MARRIED HER!

Comedy Genius!!

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1231]

Jim Carrey - Human Cartoon

[tanner91720]

what does he say after "hello cherie..." if someone could answer me.

[BlackLikeWhite]

@tanner91720 "We meet again.. "

[Rurushufan2010]

@tanner91720 He says "Hello cherrie, we meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fratenize? I'D LIKE TO THINK SO! Ha-ha-ha!

[pepesco1]

i would like download the voice in 0:44 :) know somebody where?

[htpnk120]

@BlackCyraxCO. She still is wut r u talking about?

[saphireroze001]

"put your hands up!"

"but you told me to freeze."

"alright alright unfreeze!"

lol

[divine0enigma]

Proof that women enjoy being sexually assaulted.

[kaly97123]

The cop's face at 2:34 is hilarious

[barysnikov]

MERDE!? Holy merde!

[jtmmleboss]

Hello chérie! je t'adore! Merde! vive le Français lol

[balybalou]

the jacket of the warblers ( glee) ! ;-)

[Eigres1]

Merde means Shit in French.

[Xuuma]

Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pâté. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.

[OmegaRidley64]

has anyone called the number on the picure

[djspice201]

@OmegaRidley64 its a movie lol 

[boettcherownzu]

@OmegaRidley64 any number with 555 in it won't work. that's why it's always used in movies, games, and tv; no chance of someone calling the number and disturbing someone lol

[xxkrazyerxx]

if u understand french this shit is that much funnier, as a matter of fact he says "shit" in french right after they say "police" lmao

[THECRUELTITAN]

picture of calloways wife

uh oh

Margret?!

[MrProphet24]

I think the innuendo is genius in this scene, jim carrey is brilliant but cameron diaz is fucking terrible in this scene, just looking at her face throughout the scene is brutal shit, she was clearly just a pretty face.

[Xanthotoxin]

i watched this when i was a little kid because i thought the Mask was hilarious. But watching it now I realize the many sexual innuendos especially in parts like these. That just makes it all the better

[BlackCyraxCO]

when C. diaz used to be beautiful! xD

[TheRaygun101]

press 9 and he gets caught

[TheRaygun101]

press 1 to get laughed at hahaha

[WinstonSmith144]

"Je T'adore, Je T'adore.....Je T'a window, I don't care!"

[CrazedWolfen]

LOL if you listen close you can hear the handcuffs :D classic movie

[IsraelArmy1]

16 one armed men disliked it

[maykav91]

16 people didn't have a childhood

[209BluntSmoker]

our love is like a red red rose an i am i little thorny

lol

[SuperNaturalPiggy]

ID LIKE TO THINK SO!!!

[rocksinger1232]

"FREEZE!!!" x frozen x Me: lol, not that kind of freeze XD

[IsraelArmy1]

0:34 hahahahaha!!!

[animefreak96ful]

she is so coy I LOVE IT!! lmfao xD

[polliwantscrack]

0:26 "I will spread your pussay"?

[OptmiusPrime114]

@polliwantscrack It's Pate.

[polliwantscrack]

0:28 "I will spread your pussay"?

[jmoney1405]

u can hear the cuffs at 2:40

[1234stormshadow]

when jim carry turn to the mask he is like pepe le pew 

[keithbu]

U MAD BRO???

[TLGWdeck56]

LOL

*gets kicked in the balls*

*high pitched voice* she is so coy...*deep voice* AH LOOVE EEET!

[BHuang92]

@TLGWdeck56 0:33

[KingGhidorah5464]

i wouldnt be surprised at all if carrey improv'd this whole scene

[Kuramalover86]

I LOVE JIM CARREY! I can't imagine how hard it must be for other actors to be in a movie with him and keep a straight face. And I can't tell when he is funnier; the actual movie or the bloopers (that I was thinking when I watched Liar Liar).

[HaiDoggie]

Well, right before ipkis sais "oh, oh"

one of the detectives have locked the cuffs on himself.

[DashiSama]

@HaiDoggie

thats not on himself, if you look at the clothes its still ipkis

not one of the detectives

[HaiDoggie]

@DashiSama

ah man, you'tr right. how silly of me. 

[MegaFafnir]

"Bazooka." "I have a permit for that." XD

[MrProphet24]

 "merde" lmao....classic!

[KoolTunes4Daze]

The French would comment with a ...pfffffffffffffffffff

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

" Picture of Calaway's Wife?

Margaret! You son of a bitch!

LMFAO! Miss my childhood and the 90's. Luckily I still have the Mask on VHS. Oddly it's more funnier watching it older.

[ElfenLiedPhsycoFan]

@HypocriteSkeleton3 Agreed XD 90s had the best music and everything XD

[FLAME4564]

xD oh Jim Carrey u master of comedy XD HA HA HAAAA xD.

[camelhamer]

0:36 -0:39 trololololololololo

[GumGumOnigiri]

Now... like Napoleon... I will DIVIDE AND CONQUER!!! 1:13

I had no idea Napoleon was such a... pimp.

[Acrodents]

Bazooka?

I have a permet for that.

[butterskullz]

now tht i hit 21 i noticed the lines tht he said when i was small i didnt even knew lmfao

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

shoot deh dore SHOOTE DOOR,.. SHOOT THE WINDO I DONT CARE!!!!!

:D!!